A Damned Scientist
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Joined 11-28-09, id: 2160482
Author has written 53 stories for Farscape, StarTrek: The Next Generation, X-overs, Babylon 5, Stargate: SG-1, Space 1999, Robin of Sherwood, StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, Ugly Betty, Donnie Darko, Misc. Tv Shows, Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, and Big Bang Theory.
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SavedDamned by KNS reviews
An interpretation of several of the last episodes in S4, namely "Promises" and the "We're So Screwed" trilogy. The slide from sanity to madness may not be pleasant, but it is entertaining.
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Aeryn S., J. Crichton
It Knows No Laws by domina tempore reviews
The cost of Aeryn Sun's life, for Xhalax. Tag to S3E17 "The Choice".
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Complete
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The Paradise Garden reviews
Rumours of a mysterious meeting on a formerly Maquis planet are investigated by the crew of the Defiant. Meanwhile, the crew of Moya wants to know what the Scarrans are doing with wormholes.
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & Farscape - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2014 - J. Bashir, B. Sisko, Aeryn S., J. Crichton - Complete
Three Times And You're Home reviews
Nine year old D'Argo Sun Crichton runs away from his parents when visiting the Bluevortex Shopping Complex and has an Educational Experience. A festive (Christmas) Farscape tale, of the old-fashioned, unfluffy sort.
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Aeryn S., D'Argo, J. Crichton - Complete
Keep Your Friends Close
The outlaws should never have got away with it for so long. Why did nobody see the truth in front of their eyes?
Robin of Sherwood - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Complete
Unclassified Alien Lifeform
"The speed with which all sense abandoned him was doubly remarkable as he had written the base's SOP on avoiding irreversible contamination with unclassified alien life forms." My rather warped take on the Tony/Maya ship.
Space 1999 - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Complete
Alien Visitation reviews
John and Aeryn travel to Earth in the hope that they will find a sanctuary, untouched by the conflicts in the Uncharted Territories. But things don't go according to plan. There is trouble waiting for them and more trouble is hot on their heels, whilst ghosts from their past - and from their possible future - force them to confront old choices and make difficult, new ones.
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,164 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Aeryn S., Chiana, J. Crichton, Pilot - Complete
Learning Experience reviews
Vala goes fishing at Jack O'Neill's place. Although she doesn't have much success with catching fish, the expedition has it's compensations.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2013 - J. O'Neill, Teal'c, C. Mitchell, Vala - Complete
Team Building Exercise reviews
Cheap wine, ice cream and a movie - surely everything we need for a girls' night in? Another in my series of fics pairing up Vala with various SGC characters. Sequel to Personal Development Plan and Sitting With Nellie
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2013 - S. Carter, Vala - Complete
Personal Development Plan reviews
Rodney thought his worst nightmare was the Wraith. He's lived a sheltered life. Sequel to Sitting With Nellie, another in my series of fics pairing up Vala with various SGC characters.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2013 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Sitting With Nellie reviews
Vala is driving Daniel to distraction. Doesn't he know that Girls Just Wanna Have Fun? Chronologically, the first in a series of fics pairing Vala up with other SGC characters. (NB, this is set before Training Day - I plan to publish the rest in chronological sequence).
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/11/2013 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Shoplifting With Aliens reviews
During the ep Terra Firma Olivia takes the jirls shopping. Again. How often did they go shopping? ;-) Trouble ensues as plans go sideways. Apologies, if necessary, to certain other authors... no disrespect is intended to their great fics. And thanks to the S4 make-up and costume people for giving me so much material to play with.
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Aeryn S., Chiana, J. Crichton, Sikozu - Complete
Training Day reviews
Sometime in S10, Cam takes Vala on an off-world training assessment. Stuff ensues. "And it isn't a date!" He shouted after her. "If you say so..."
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - C. Mitchell, Vala - Complete
Hearts And Flowers reviews
Someone is plotting against Aeryn and the PK embassy on Earth. Will they stop at nothing to hurt Aeryn and discredit the PKs in the eyes of humans? Sequel to The Trouble With Normal, All's Well Under The Sun and Fifty Shades Of Black White and Red.
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Aeryn S., J. Crichton - Complete
A Twist Of Fate reviews
AU, starting from A Human Reaction. John never looks at the news stand. Later chapters may contain more mature content than the first chapter.
Farscape - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,755 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Aeryn S., J. Crichton - Complete
Love Potion Number Nein reviews
Post Nearly-Apocalypse at Quajaga, John tries to organise a romantic break for him and Aeryn. Luxury hotel suite? Check. Chocolates? Check. Flower shop? Check. Furlow, Grayza and a scary, malevolent critter? Check...
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2013 - J. Crichton, Aeryn S. - Complete
Five Things That Never Happened To Penny And The Boys
Penny dates a new boyfriend, Sheldon plays video games, Raj finds his destiny and Howard and Leonard's dreams come true. Crossovers with Flash Gordon, BSG Reboot, Farscape, Xena/Hercules-verse and Trek-verse.
Crossover - X-overs & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Complete
Mothers reviews
When John and Aeryn got married in PKW, disappointed ghostly parents were watching. Features Xhalax, Leslie and one other character.
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Complete
The Return Of Mr Jingles reviews
One year post PKW, Aeryn wants to give John and baby D'Argo a traditional Erp (earth) Christmas
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Aeryn S., J. Crichton - Complete
Spending More Time With Family reviews
A couple of years post-PKW, Rygel finds he wants a vacation from being Dominar.
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Rygel XVI, Aeryn S. - Complete
Man That Itches
With friends like these... John visits a clinic, post SNS.
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2012 - J. Crichton, D'Argo - Complete
Wigged Out Again reviews
Jool and Sikozu argue about hair. They go to Captain Aeryn Sun to adjudicate. AU, post PKW, written for SC63. Crichton and Chiana also feature, and Noranti even gets a mention.
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sikozu, Aeryn S. - Complete
Fifty Shades Of Black, White And Red reviews
After spending time with a group of human women at a party, Aeryn has some questions for John as they get ready for bed. Filler for 'All's Well Under The Sun.' No significant spoilers for that fic. Some references to 50 Shades Of Grey, but not enough to call it a crossover, IMHO.
Farscape - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Aeryn S., J. Crichton - Complete
All's Well Under The Sun reviews
Aeryn becomes the Peacekeeper ambassador to Earth, but life does not start running smoothly for the Sun-Crichtons. Sequel to The Trouble With Normal
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Aeryn S., J. Crichton - Complete
There's Something About Crichton reviews
The true story of Aeryn's summer holiday is finally revealed.
Farscape - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,610 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Complete
Words And Deeds
Sometimes it's best just to keep your big mouth shut.
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Complete
The Night OutThe Night In reviews
Over four decades have passed since PKW, sharply exposing certain differences between sebaceans and humans. Warning - this is not a happy fic.
Farscape - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Complete
Supply and Demand reviews
Jool, Chiana and Aeryn go on a supply run. Set around the time of I Yensch, You Yensch
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Complete
Five Days Of Christmas reviews
Jack Crichton reflects on the loss of his son over the course of five Christmases, eventually deciding that life can be wonderful, after all.
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Complete
The Flame and the Figment
What do you get if you have 3 handsome guys, 4 gorgeous gals and a neural clone stuck on an adolescent Leviathan? A lot of different 'ships. AU or filler, depending on your taste, post ITLD. Sort of Farscape meets 'romantic soap'.
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,984 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Complete
If That's Not Too Much To Ask? reviews
A man walks into a bar...
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Farscape - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Complete
Night Shift
John has a bad night. A really bad night. He hopes it was just the food poisoning messing with his head.
Farscape - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,540 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Complete
Planned Parenthood reviews
John and Aeryn take advantage of a child-free week and of each other.
Farscape - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Complete
Mightier Than The Pulse Pistol reviews
During TF, Olivia accompanies Aeryn on a shopping expedition. Filler for TF.
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Complete
A Cunning Plan reviews
And other things that may or may not have happened
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010
A Handful Of Ficlets reviews
Unconnected ficlets from recent challenges. Includes a standalone future fic, a Wallace and Gromit Crossover, a Withnail and I homage...
Crossover - X-overs & Farscape - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011
Home Is Where The Heart Lies reviews
It's all about the hair. A collection of short stories with a common theme.
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Fix The First Thing reviews
Aeryn and baby D'Argo enjoy an unplanned vacation on Earth.
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Complete
Non Judge Mental Day
Two women called Sarah and another who isn't try to stop the end of the world. Crossover with The Sarah Jane Adventures. Humour, bad language, sexual references and comic book violence.
Crossover - Farscape & Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Sarah C. - Complete
Garbage In? reviews
What the frell was John thinking that first time down the wormhole?
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
The Trouble With Normal reviews
16 years after PKW, Moya is exploring Tormented Space and Aeryn, John, their shipmates and children are about to be plunged into an unexpected, unwanted and dangerous adventure.
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,538 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
A Winter's Tale reviews
Sikozu gathers some allies and stages an intervention.
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
Strapped To The Wheels reviews
Aeryn discovers roller skating, John does not entirely approve. Never argue with a woman, especially Aeryn.
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
One True Pairing reviews
A couple of strangers wake up imprisoned in a cell aboard Moya. Some 'ships were just meant to be.
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
Location, Location, Location
Aeryn and John go house-hunting. Aeryn takes her gun along.
Crossover - Farscape & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Complete
Framed reviews
Betty tries to get Aeryn Sun, an alien visitor to Earth, to model for a feature on Christmas party dresses. Aeryn, trained since birth to be a combat pilot in her people's military, doesn't really understand dresses or non-practical shoes.
Crossover - Farscape & Ugly Betty - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Betty S. - Complete
Daffodils and Pulse Pistols
Do Peacekeepers write poetry?
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Complete
Let Me Take You On A Journey reviews
Aeryn and John chase a murderer and pick up some sing-along videos for Deke. Crossover with something unspeakable...
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,091 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Complete
Teacher Tell Me Whats My Lesson
Imaginary leporine sidekicks, wormholes in time and space, madness? They were made for each other.
Crossover - Farscape & Donnie Darko - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Complete
Pimp My Ride reviews
Crais needs to get Talyn fixed up. Other people have their own plans for him.
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
The Usual Suspect reviews
The drexim leak on Talyn makes a crew member behave badly. Very badly.
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
A Dish Best Served reviews
Scarrans and Ice Cream. Rygel isn't happy about sharing his food.
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
Lost and Found reviews
For 7 years, John has been stranded on Earth. He's lost his mind, but is he alone? Sequel to Picture in The Paper.
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,332 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
Common Ground reviews
The uptight crew of the Enterprise and the UT’s Most Wanted couple find they have some unexpected things in common. And J&A 'go shopping' again. Comedy
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Farscape - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
The Picture In The Paper reviews
Seven years ago John stayed on Earth when the Moyans left, or so he thought. Now John no longer knows what is real and what is not.
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
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