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Author has written 1 story for Final Fantasy VII.

With this account, I don't currently plan on posting anything except those fics that pertain to my Terrorism & Anarchy 'verse.

I also have a fictionpress account with a few old things up. Same user name as this account but that account is not as cool. I've only got one new short story up (a humorous little ditty about a demon under a curse), and everything else was written at least five years ago.


Terrorism & Anarchy

Disclaimer: Of course I don't own FFVII or any of the characters therein. This is fanfiction. And even if I owned FFVII, nothing would be any different. I like it the way it is. I'm writing this fic for my own amusement and the amusement of my friends.

Notes on the story: I intend to keep things as close to the canon history as possible. Of course it's not actually canon or it wouldn't be fanfic. But by timeline, I do mean events pulled from "Before Crisis", "Crisis Core", "FFVII", "Advent Children", "Dirge of Cerberus", and any written works I can get a hold of. As such, there will be some errors in historical accuracy and characters. If I ever decide to simply ignore a piece of canon history, I'll note it here.

Schedule: None. I'll post when I post but the story is too amusing to abandon. I have the whole thing outlined right to the end so please cease your worrying about whether I've abandoned the story because it's not going to happen. *Please note this means I will NEVER abandon the story unless I am somehow dead, though I really will try not to go for a year between postings again.* Also note that I will be blatantly ignoring any and all requests to update soon or faster as I won't post something I'm dissatisfied with. I feel I've made myself clear on my posting schedule or supposed lack thereof.

Technicalities: I don't feel like capitalizing Soldier, Avalanche, Weapon, or any other all caps word every time they appear in text. Perhaps one day I'll change my mind. But not today.

Beta: Vladimir the Hamster

Reviews: I reply to reviews when I have time (I am so incredibly, ridiculously behind on these, sorry T_T ) and if I feel like something needs a response. I like getting back to people who have something even partly meaningful (this is currently only about a quarter of the reviews). I will not, however, ever address reviews in my chapters because chapters are for story, not author's comments, so if you review anonymously, you will never see a reply unless your question falls under the FAQ. If you feel you have something worthy of a reply, give me a means of answering through FFN (I will not go to other websites to reply to your reviews or send you messages).

Recommended Where?: Mirage gifted a recommendation for the story on the TVTropes website, tvtropes. org/pmwiki/pmwiki. php/FanficRecs/FinalFantasyVII . They have a fair number of good suggestions there for other fics as well.

Fanart: Chp 18 "fav.me/d5lf26z"


26 December 15: Success! After months of fighting with the interface for the site, I finally have the entire chapter loaded in! So now it's actually posted. Yay!


Common Terrorism & Anarchy Questions

Q1: "Is Angeal dead?"

A1: I'm following canon as best I can with this story so I'll clarify where I am in the timeline. Zack and Cloud are friends. They've clearly had time to form their friendship as Zack, while not possessing memories of the future, considers Cloud a close friend. Zack and Cloud met in Modeoheim. Angeal committed suicide-via-Zack in Modeoheim on that very same trip that Zack and Cloud met. Therefore, Angeal is, in fact, dead in Terrorism & Anarchy.

Q2: "Are there going to be any pairings in this fic?"

A2: The closest thing to a pairing I have currently is Zack and Aerith. And it's hardly something I'm going to focus on. You'll see more Cloud and Zack friendship than Zack and Aerith romance. This isn't really a romance fic, nor am I inclined to take it that direction. You may read between the lines as you see fit but that doesn't mean I put it there. And yes, slash fans, no romance means no slash either.

Q3: "How come no one is freaking out about Vincent knowing Turk policies right before the Junon attack?" - And all variants of the question.

A3: Several of you have already seen this answer as I've copied and pasted it for you. I see the Turks as a kind of secret police within the larger body of their department, which would be the CIA/FBI equivalent. There's things easily available (and I mean relatively easily with some not ridiculously elaborate espionage) because the large department means its more likely for there to be disgruntled employees. Especially considering it's Heideggar's department. I figure that the Turks themselves don't have most of their policies in writing, that they have only the legal things available for spies to find. Something like an ambush setup of possible suspects in a ship entering Junon would be scripted while procedures for stalking, kidnapping, then interrogating would need to be tribal knowledge passed verbally through the Turks as those things are illegal. We all know illegal doesn't mean much to Shinra Company but as the Turks operate in public areas so often, I think if they didn't keep certain things tightly under wraps, the public might make a fuss. Plus, without the more questionable procedures in writing, it grants Shinra Co plausible deniability and can offer up scapegoats to public wrath if necessary.

Q4: "Are you going to have Vincent be revealed as Sephiroth's father?"

A4: Never. Hojo is Sephiroth's father. It's canon. Sure, it would be cool if Vincent were really Sephiroth's father - because Hojo is icky and creepy - but he's not. For those who wish to argue theory, pull a timeline from Ultimania. It's impossible for Vincent to be Sephiroth's father. Vincent and Lucretia had a falling out and Vincent went on an extended mission (something like a year and a half). Lucretia got all depressed and turned to Hojo, who she then married. When Vincent returned from his long-term mission, he found Lucretia pregnant with Hojo's son and experiment. Vincent freaked out and Hojo shot him. Nowhere in there did Vincent have time to father Sephiroth no matter how much some of us may wish it.

Q5: "What's this 'deadfall' thing that Cloud talks about? I don't remember it from Dirge of Cerberus."

A5: So far as I know, the word 'deadfall' is never used in Dirge of Cerberus or any other FFVII game/book. The definition of 'deadfall' is this: "a trap, especially for large game, in which a weight falls on and crushes the prey". I'm not going to tell you exactly what Cloud means by 'deadfall' because it's eventually explained in the story.

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Dumbledore's Next Great Adventure Part 1 by dunuelos reviews
In a Universe where Albus Dumbledore responded differently, he dies as a respected figure on June 24, 1991. He then is asked to go to a new universe and fix the mistakes of his alternate. What a mess. No Pairings yet (Not Canon). Year One Complete. Sequel will come - eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,878 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 3,751 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Neville L. - Complete
Wizard Kingpin by Odin999 reviews
Harry Potter meets some very interesting people in his youth, they help him grow to be someone the Wizarding World never expected. Dumbledore will realize sometimes the best plans don't go how you want them to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 110,493 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 4,026 - Follows: 5,048 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Harry P.
Solace in Shadows by The Fictionist reviews
When Harry is kidnapped by a seemingly sixteen year old Tom Riddle at the end of his second year, he's convinced that he would do absolutely anything to escape – but "anything" can be a dangerous conviction to have, and even heroes can grow tired of fighting without hope. Sometimes, survival means making a home in the dark… Warning: Deals with Stockholm Syndrome and dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 190,997 - Reviews: 4035 - Favs: 2,564 - Follows: 3,022 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8234 - Favs: 12,046 - Follows: 15,735 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
The Promise of a New Dawn by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry as an elfling on Arda. A new world, a new life, a new chance. A new hope to finally find that which he had been searching for for such a long time. Can he truly start afresh, or are the shadows of his past too lasting to shake off?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,999 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 4,685 - Follows: 5,718 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P.
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite. [ABANDONED.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,748 - Reviews: 2683 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 3,095 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fate's Favourite by The Fictionist reviews
You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 150 - Words: 315,333 - Reviews: 5918 - Favs: 3,511 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2424 - Favs: 5,263 - Follows: 5,861 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,779 - Reviews: 5449 - Favs: 10,244 - Follows: 12,419 - Updated: 1/19/2016 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,415 - Reviews: 3316 - Favs: 8,659 - Follows: 9,787 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14617 - Favs: 19,640 - Follows: 17,185 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
To Thine Own Self Be True by GenkaiFan reviews
A Sequel to What Said Is Said. Severus Snape has finished his community service to the Wizarding World but is the WW finished with him? That is the question. AU
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,698 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Jareth, Sarah, Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 4,647 - Follows: 2,443 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2565 - Favs: 12,173 - Follows: 4,625 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 6,739 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Slytherins Secret by Annanas23 reviews
AU end of CoS. When Harry defeats the Heir of Slytherin 3 times what does that mean? And what affect did all of those substances in his bloodstream have? A sneakier more motivated Harry. Definite Dumbledore, Molly bashing, will probably redeem Snape. Bit young for pairings but I favour Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,092 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 3,106 - Follows: 4,001 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Harry's Trek by kb0 reviews
During the final battle, Harry gets thrown into a new universe, landing on the bridge of the USS Enterprise-D. This should take place in about "season 4" of ST:TNG, but I'm not going to be strict about the timeline, using things and events as needed.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,125 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 5,423 - Follows: 2,230 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Intelligent Conversation by RegenesisX reviews
In which Cloud and Genesis add their two cents to the plethora of urban myths and conundrums regarding their comrades and coworkers.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,620 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R.
Petunia's Boys by severusphoenix reviews
A very AU Severus/Harry mentor fic with Lucius as a friend as well. Petunia dies and the Dursley's flee Privet Drive along with Harry. They end up hiding in an unexpected place when the Hogwarts letter arrives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,040 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 257 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
Harry From Another World by sprinter1988 reviews
When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,548 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 3,376 - Follows: 4,376 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Lavender B.
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,930 - Reviews: 4074 - Favs: 6,193 - Follows: 4,734 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8833 - Favs: 16,780 - Follows: 11,124 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Changeling by romantiscue reviews
Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,183 - Reviews: 2058 - Favs: 4,541 - Follows: 5,359 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., L
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2981 - Favs: 6,669 - Follows: 4,438 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Observations by SHADOWoftheFOX reviews
Sephiroth tries to better understand people by observing Genesis, Zack, and Angeal. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't really help him much. -Nine out of ten dentists agree that you should read this fic!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,736 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sephiroth, Zack F., Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Making the Cut by RegenesisX reviews
In a wager against Sephiroth, Genesis stubbornly tries to prove that there's talent somewhere inside that clumsy cadet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,808 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 3,568 - Follows: 2,817 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
A Slight Hiccup by Sarah1281 reviews
Emiko and Daiki are patiently waiting for Daisuke to come downstairs transformed into Dark. It's definitely going to happen. There's no way that a fourteen-year-old boy could possibly not have any feelings of unrequited love and leave them all in the lurch. AU
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Daisuke N., Emiko N., Daiki N. - Complete
The Master of Death by rgm0005 reviews
In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,139 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 2,456 - Follows: 2,836 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 2089 - Favs: 3,466 - Follows: 4,164 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 2,841 - Follows: 2,119 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 3272 - Favs: 6,346 - Follows: 6,841 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot by Clell65619 reviews
Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 200 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Killer Cadet by TyrantChimera reviews
Oneshot, slight AU. As if the SOLDIER training regime wasn't cruel enough, things start getting out of hand for the poor blonde from Nibelheim when rumours of a murderous cadet begin circulating through the ranks. How will poor Cloud Strife survive when even the SOLDIERS themselves are afraid? Rated T for language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,089 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Cloud S. - Complete
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 855 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Daniel's Daughter by Rude's Mom reviews
SG-1's Dr. Jackson has a daughter. She's short, blonde, and a vampire slayer. Too bad nobody told him.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 54,940 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Buffy S., D. Jackson
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Turks' Way by LunaStorm reviews
If Sephiroth can be manipulated by the stuff in the ShinRa Mansion library, Vincent'll make sure that he's manipulated in the right direction. And while he's at it... well... he might as well, mightn't he?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,869 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Vincent V. - Complete
Harrison Potter Stephens by Fyreheart reviews
Someone saw Harry Potter dropped off on a doorstep and refused to allow that to happen. Instead, he was adopted by a magical family, a family very different than what wizarding society was used to. Note: the Bewitched timeline was moved forward to fit into the Harry Potter universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,122 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 443 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Complete
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 3,192 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Unsinkable Dr B by Seldavia reviews
Self-aware Space Pirate Dr. B has found a position as a scientist with the Federation, and Samus brings new things for him to examine. But nothing stays simple for long when Samus is involved, and Dr. B already has his hands full understanding hominids.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 358 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Chocobo Effect by Nobody Famous reviews
Many stories tell of how Cloud goes back in time and tries to save everyone and change things for the better by fulfilling his dream of becoming SOLDIER. "Cloud? Where are you going? Midgar's the other way. Cloud? CLOUD!" This isn't one of them. CRACK
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,566 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 10,443 - Follows: 2,465 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Go Fish by RegenesisX reviews
Sometimes things aren't always as they seem. Heroes and villains need a break too, you know. EDITED 7/7/2014
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The LOVELESS Incident by RegenesisX reviews
When a certain possession of a certain commander goes missing courtesy of a certain SOLDIER Second, it's up to Cloud to return it. Or end up stuck behind a curtain all afternoon. BONUS CHAPTER: The Can Opener battle.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Intoxicated by Matt Perrett reviews
Tidus has an epiphany about what the Sin's toxin excuse will let him get away with...namely, anything and everything.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Tidus, Auron - Complete
Greater Than, Lesser Be by Kneazle reviews
Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,841 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Fake Psychics and Psychic Paper by Sarah1281 reviews
Instead of hiding in London, the Plasmavore takes refuge in a Santa Barbara hospital. Now instead of a doctor with a crush, the Doctor's got a psychic detective and his partner at his side as he attempts a life without Rose but with plenty of pineapples.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,528 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, Shawn S. - Complete
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 651 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 3019 - Favs: 4,358 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cursed Summer by Mountain907 reviews
After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 5,445 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
For Fallen Comrades by Sinnatious reviews
One-shot, time travel. Word was, the battle lasted less than a minute.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 74 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Harry's Rejection Letter by Manchester reviews
Harry Potter actually manages to reply to Professor McGonagall's letter inviting him to Hogwarts for his first year. It just wasn't what that witch was expecting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
What is Said, Is Said by GenkaiFan reviews
A sort of sequel to Dear Jareth. What happens when Dudley wishes, "I wish you had never come to us, Harry! I wished the goblins had taken you the night you arrived." ? What happens when the Goblin King re orders time?
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 82,747 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Pandora and her Box by MercuryPilgrim reviews
Lord Voldemort wished for power. So he summoned something he was sure would grant him it. Unfortunately for him, Espada don't like sharing. Dark, rating for slight gore and some strong language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Harry P., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Dear Kunsel by Sinnatious reviews
One-shot. After Avalanche tries to blow up the Sector 5 Reactor, Cloud starts getting messages from a mysteriously well-informed stranger on his PHS.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,508 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 120 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Cloud S., Kunsel - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4520 - Favs: 7,459 - Follows: 3,637 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8712 - Favs: 19,005 - Follows: 7,677 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 532 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Can I Come In? by Matt Perrett reviews
It's the innocent bystanders who suffer the most. My take on the old Kleptomaniac Hero trope.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Cloud S., Barret W. - Complete
The DEATH of Sunglasses by Adele365 reviews
Renji goes to the human world in search of new sunglasses, but DEATH has something else in mind. Rated T for some language, but mostly I'm just being cautious.
Crossover - Discworld & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Death, Renji A. - Complete
The Art of Innocence by TwinTrouble reviews
Zack has returned, not from the dead, but from hiding. Cloud is relieved to see the old friend he had to keep swearing was dead, but Tifa and the others don’t quite get what’s going on… No slash.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,654 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 75 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
I, Pirate by Seldavia reviews
A solitary Space Pirate has an odd reaction to Phazon and starts to think for itself. The first story featuring Dr. B.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,571 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11312 - Favs: 15,658 - Follows: 6,283 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Doubting Thomas by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 2,338 - Follows: 399 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Cards by quixotomy reviews
Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 217 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Poor of God by kilara25 reviews
After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,741 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 5,468 - Follows: 964 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1902 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
What If the world turned its head sideways by hybrid2 reviews
Based on the question of what would happen if Harry had met the twins in Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 244,376 - Reviews: 2110 - Favs: 3,191 - Follows: 2,282 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 4,096 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Guiltless by kilara25 reviews
Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,608 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 2,873 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 363 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4345 - Favs: 7,077 - Follows: 2,014 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10330 - Favs: 15,500 - Follows: 4,712 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 2,771 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Terrorism & Anarchy reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,044 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,835 - Follows: 3,992 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F.