Barbasulrico
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Joined 11-28-09, id: 2160665, Profile Updated: 11-03-10
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Heroes of Might and Magic, and Game of Thrones.

Hello I´m Barbasulrico, I´m from sweden and is 17 years old.
I´m a blondie who´s a sucker for yaoi and yuri.

FRIENDS Vs. BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will take the knife, and leave you be.

BEST FRIENDS: Will take the knife, and do a strip check every day for the next 3 years.

I´ll go with the best friend!

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Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,564 - Reviews: 4635 - Favs: 8,206 - Follows: 10,006 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
A Chance in Time by MachiavellianParadox reviews
Having won the war, a tired Harry goes back in time to try to kill Tom Riddle as a child. What he did not predict however, was becoming attached to the boy. Realising that he couldn't kill him, Harry pretends that Tom is his brother in hopes of changing him and thus changing the future for the better. AU. No pairings. No slash. Some angst and some humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,661 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Get Off My Back by BlasterBlurby reviews
After escaping the war in England Harry has found peace in living his life out in his animagus form, that is until Voldemort needed a ride. Drabble, Harry/Voldemort, Horse!Harry, M/M Relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,844 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Fire Keeper by slytherincailin reviews
COMPLETE. A strange occurance during the Triwizard Tournament, a sudden fixation with a shy Slytherin, all things which Harry Potter knows are having on impact on his life. But how? And why? Creature!fic Slash Mpreg Original Characters Harry/multi *Original creature thought up by Salus Gem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,190 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
The Evils of Pie by I. H. Scribe reviews
Sherlock gets a surprise when he goes snooping in the new neighbor's apartment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Nyx Academy by EmeraldNeko reviews
Harry reached a breaking point during the holidays before 6th year and now he's a dark creature with a brand new attitude. Friendships are made and broken, mates are found and the balance of the World is hanging by a thread. Harem Slash parings, Yuri Pairings, Blood/gore/violence and nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,539 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Harry P.
Midnight kitten by Midnight Incubus reviews
Harrys having the usual bad summer witth the Dursleys until he messes up a spell which turns him into a panther cub but thats not the worst of it oh no the dursleys sell him to a magical pets store where he gets bought by - warnings inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,556 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Mania by Songstone reviews
A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
My Pet by obsessive-fanfic-reader reviews
Gaara has had only one master before he's sold to another. His last master wasn't the best to have for his first but he can't undo the past. But will his past make his new masters give him up? GaaxNaruxSasu OroxGaa KakaxIru yaoi rape bdsm toys shota
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,019 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Oneshot: How much pain is your life worth by SaruOneechan reviews
Lucius has failed his master, Voldemort, but is given a choice. Death or a punishment worthy of his failure. As he choose the punishment, Lucius had no idea that he'll find himself with a stranger monster with very long tentacles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Reincarnation by broser reviews
Through an accident, Uchiha Itachi is reborn with all his memories of a prior life. He struggles to protect his new brother, Harry Potter, in a new world where everything is different.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,733 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Mourning by goddess-protect-us reviews
Harry returns to school to complete his NEWTs. There he finds a much changed Draco Malfoy and surprisingly subdued Snape. Dominant Harry, submissive Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,274 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hot Springs by Peinstailedbeast reviews
Haku returns from a mission and Zabuza decides to relax him in some watery fun lemon yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
The Rookie Nine by obsessive-fanfic-reader reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are in a dance troupe together. What happens when Orochimaru takes Sasuke away to train him? What about the Akatsuki, the best dance troupe around? And what does Gaara have to do with it? Requested by Barbasulrico. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
When they stole you from me by nimi1611 reviews
-sequel to a life to save a life-.his life was perfect until they stole his family away. with everything crashing down around him will arthur be able to save those he loves more then his own life. m/a slash mpreg.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,891 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Forbidden by LightInsideMe reviews
Every wonder what would have happened had Darren not escaped the vampaneze in vampire mountain, well here is what I would have liked to happen. Yaoi/slash don't like don't read. Evil!Kurda, sub!Darren.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,889 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Darren Shan, Glalda
Swimming with Sharks by snitcheyes411 reviews
Itachi is an outcast living on the beach. Kisame is the shark version of a merman. Kisame/Itachi yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Don't own, don't sue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
My Jashin by Maru-sha reviews
AU fic. Jashin is the god of Death and puts up with his job without much interest. Hidan is a young boy in the Yugakure village. While in the care of Madara, the Uchiha member gets FAR too touchy-feely with Hidan. What will happen when Jashin hears Hidan's pleas for death? Can a god of Death...have a follower?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,236 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Jashin, Hidan, Madara U.
From the Inside by CrimsonAkatsukiCloud reviews
AU,Naruto/Sasuke to Naruto/Gaara – Sasuke abuses Naruto. Naruto's had enough and runs away. New place, new identity. Sasuke looks for him. Naruto meets Gaara. Can Naruto escape Sasuke’s abusive clutches?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
How orphan boys play by MangaMistress reviews
Was going to be sqequel to 'Yummy Tummy' but decided to try something different. NarutoXGaaraXSai Warning: Shota action, pedeophilia in later chapeters Childhood trauma and angst but some very sweet moments between the boys Summary inside. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,850 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Freedom by Zgirl714 reviews
Pietros cares for Barca's birds one last time.
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Pietros, Barca - Complete
During the Cheshire Arc by kyotoprincess reviews
Break uses more than the Hatter to show Cheshire his place.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Xerxes B., Cheshire Cat - Complete
Akatsuki Horror Series: The Dark Woods Circus by Tyranno's girl reviews
Deep in the forest beyond the stone streets of London, there is a circus. This circus is filled with creatures and wonderful sights the likes of which you have never seen. Come by and see the show tonight! You'll never want to leave...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,514 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Breaking Break by Syion reviews
Vincent has kidnapped Lady Sharon and makes two demands. Warning: Sadism & Yaoi . Vincent x Break . //“And you.” Vincent said matter-of-factly and smiled, “Do we have a deal, Mister Hatter?”
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Vincent N., Xerxes B. - Complete
Neji Can't Have Him by sweet-and-simple reviews
Neji has been obsessed with Lee for years; but, believing Lee safe from temptation of others, had never acted upon it. Now, Neji shows his true colors as he sees first hand that Lee was never safe from tempation, because Gaara has always been there.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Once The Lights Are Out by Akatsuki-no-Hikari reviews
KisaIta. SasoDei. KakuHidan. ZetsuTobi. Never trust Deidara and Tobi to pick a movie from the rental store. A certain movie can put thoughts in one's head, thoughts they're not ready to forget... Rated Mature for Strong Language and Sexual Themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 5,572 - Follows: 1,978 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I Will Make You by TheFutureFreaksMeOut reviews
It’s not my fault you refuse to kiss me and I’ll have to force you to, it’s no my fault I almost choked you, it’s never my fault. It’s your fault, that’s the golden rule always your fault. OrochimaruGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Gaara, Orochimaru - Complete
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The game of Lord Voldemort reviews
Voldemort refuse to die and pushes the soul of Tommen Baratheon out of the way. Reborn as a prince he is more determined than ever to take over the world. Lets see how it goes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,562 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 3/12 - Voldemort, Robert B., Cersei L., Joffrey B.
Harry Potter of might and magic reviews
Harry overhears Dumbledor talking about his death. Desperat to find a way to win the war and live Harry finds the realm of might and magic. Hoping that the magic of the realm can help him defeat Voldemort Harry decides to go. In the realm Harry will descover new magic, new creatures and prehaps make some new friends. And when Harry is needed back in his own world will he go?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Heroes of Might and Magic - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,984 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Harry P.
Breeder and mate reviews
Gaara just turned 13 and is now obligated a breeder, he feels unsure about having cubs and the concept in adulthood. Will he stay with the pack forever? AU YAOI NejiGaa OroGaa and some others to Full explination inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Gaara