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Joined 11-28-09, id: 2160685, Profile Updated: 10-27-13
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

My name is Jess and i am 17 years old.

I enjoy writing but have wrote for a few years, it's hard for me to actually write at the moment with college work ontop of me. I'm hoping to write soon and continue some of my stories. I might write new stories this year so keep a watch on them.

If tears could build a staircase and memories a lane i'd walk right up and bring you down again.


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I Thee Forcefully Wed by Parvati48 reviews
Harry and the gang are back for their 7th year at Hogwarts and the Ministry has instilled a Marriage Law. Hermione gets Draco, will they ever find love and happiness?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 189,550 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hurt but not broken by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
Edward get too much for Bella to deal with. She finally ends things with him and he doesn't take it too well. She leaves with Alice and Jasper. After a accident, Bella is found by a strange Vampire with beautiful red eyes. Rated M. lemons. please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 110,289 - Reviews: 3044 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 2,100 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Bella, Peter
Are You Down? by Parvati48 reviews
Hermione just graduated from Healer training and went out to celebrate with some of her classmates. After a little drinking a certain old classmate makes an appearance and she seems to wanna dance with him even if he is a slimy ferret.;P Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,466 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
What Dreams May Come by Flying Zuccini reviews
This is the requested sequel of What Could Have Been, please read that one-shot first! Hermione and Draco begin to have dreams about each other. At first they think nothing of it, but soon events from the dreams start to come out in their real lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,126 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Dark Whisper Continued by In Treatment for OCD reviews
Alice tries to save Bella from a dark world of promiscuity, but things go astray! Dominant Carlisle & Jasper! Multiple Lemons! Adopted/Continued w/Permission. AH/AU, Completely OOC. Graphic Slash, Unusual Kink, Anything Goes! Rated M for a Reason! D/s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,745 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Alice, Bella
Rennervate! by LerDan reviews
Complete: rated M, AU, smut, BETA. Hermione finds a job in a place that she never thought she'll find. She becomes a nanny to none other than Draco's son, Scorpius. very interesting fic, some people love it, some hate it. I should warn that Scorp is gay,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,790 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love and Sex and Magic by trust-the-system reviews
Hermione gets rescued from Malfoy manner by someone she never expected and as hard as she tries, she can't help but find that the boy she knew was really the man she had always dreamed of. Rated M for sexual content and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,215 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Whipped Cream by KJmom reviews
A little whipped cream and a moment of weakness changes everything for Fred and Ron. This is SLASH, it is also WEASLEYCEST. If you aren't interested, just don't click, ok?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,802 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Fred W., Ron W. - Complete
Twice As Clever As You by Xhearthope2die reviews
this is a frequent fantasy i have concerning the infamous Weasley Twins, Fred and George. Because, dear god, I think they are amazing. And I imagine they're always amazing...always.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Fred W., George W.
When A Prank Goes Too Far by michelle1203 reviews
We all know that Fred & George are the prank kings of the world who never get caught. But when they decide to prank an unsupecting girl, will the twins get more than they bargained for? Edited and Complete! No flames please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 38,488 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 11/6/2005 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
It's Not Incest, It's Masturbation by PerplexingParadox reviews
Harry stumbles across something that he really did NOT intend to see. Luckily for him, the twins have a perfectly reasonable explanation for him. Lemon PWP One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
ME IS NO MORE by twilightmamaof3 reviews
NOT FOR JAKE LOVERS!DISCLAIMER: DONT OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT THE STORY WHICH IS TRUE. this is based on a real life event. Bella invites jake over he hurts her in the worst way her brother emmett is there for her through the healing. Better then it sounds
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Suck, Don't Bite by Dirty Little Half Blood reviews
A very kinky story for a good friend of mine.Lemons, M rated for a reason. Includes a little Masochism and Domme/Sub themes.Also includes some True Blood themes, All is explained within. One-Shot...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Just a Taste by MissBloodyDel reviews
Being Head Girl means Hermione must share a dorm with Head Boy, Draco. But things have changed- he's nicer. And when Hermione discovers something about him, their relationship will never be the same. One-shot. Rated M. Review please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cocky Bastard by MissBloodyDel reviews
Could Hermione's promotion lead to an office romance? As soon as she sees her new boss she would have scoffed at the idea. But just because Draco Malfoy is a cocky bastard doesn't mean sparks can't fly. Short- 2 Chapters. Rated M for chapter 2. DM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her Fantasies by MissBloodyDel reviews
Companion to "His Fantasies". A short one-shot of one of Hermione's fevered fantasies. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
His Fantasies by MissBloodyDel reviews
A smut-filled one-shot of one of Draco's dirty fantasies. Enough said. LOL. Major smut- so beware. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mistress Anne Returns by TwilightGuru09 reviews
Here is that Dominatrix again back for a second time to play with the doctor. Warning the is rated M for a reason. Adult content. Not suitable for those under 18. This is a sequel to my other story "Esme and The Riding Crop". Each story can stand alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
My Guardian Angel by Luvs2Bloved reviews
Now that Patch is Nora's guardian angel, he's determined to become more acquainted with her body. Invading her mind and giving her illusions, will Patch get what he wants? Will Nora let him? LEMONS later on
Hush, Hush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,759 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Complete
Pansy Parkinson to the Rescue? by Parvati48 reviews
Pansy Parkinson is Bisexual and doesn't want anyone to know, Hermione is lesbian because of how cruel most boys treat her. When Pansy catches someone harassing Hermione for being gay she steps in and saves the day. Full summary inside. Lesbian smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
The Guard by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
On her first day in forks, fighter, bella meets the cullens and soon finds out their secret. someone notifies the voltiri who sends two guards. once in volterra bella is given a choice. join or die. will a certain guard menber help her with her jurney? MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,958 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Bella, Demetri
Rosalie and Emmett's adoption by Rachii P reviews
Emmett and Rose can't have children but what happens when they decide to adopt and see a child in the corner that looks like rose in her childhood
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
who knew shaving your legs could make you so happy by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
one shot of emmett and angela's first night together. YOU MUST READ HAPPY VALLEY FIRST OR IT MIGHT NOT MAKE SENSE! set inbetween chapters 14 and 15 of happy valley. what happened when bella and jasper left?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Angela, Emmett - Complete
Red Moon by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
Edward left bella in the woods heartbroken. she thought her life was over. but after finding a wounded animal in the woods she realises he life is just begining! and will romance bloom whith the animals owner.... Please review. rated MA! lemons!
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 106,087 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella, J. Stark
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Behind Closed doors! reviews
Hermione hates Draco? Maybe outside the prefect common room but behind closed doors what happens between them? Will Hermione and Ron be over?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sweet, Sweet popcorn reviews
Hermione and Ginny go to the cinemas but what happens? First Femmeslash please be nice R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
When will it end? reviews
One shot story about Bella and her abusive parents.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Bella - Complete
I has your Nose! reviews
Post D.H...Fred Weasley has always been a joker, but has he finally been beaten?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Fred W. - Complete
Just another Wednesday! reviews
Carlisle was punished for being late how will his mistress reward him after a little more punishment? Two-Shot - Don't like it then don't read it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
How to make Leah mad reviews
We all wonder how to make Leah mad, but this is the way to do it :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Leah - Complete
The secret baby reviews
so we all know jacob inmprints on nessie but what happens when she grows up. read and find out
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,882 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Out of the ordinary: the rare stone reviews
This story is my first fanfiction and i really hope you like it rate and comment plz
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
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