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Joined 11-28-09, id: 2160700, Profile Updated: 11-09-10
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hello!! :)

I would jump off of a cliff. If i had a parachute. Same with airplanes. Im just putting that out there... lol =)

I love: people. reading, writing, acting, singing, dancing, playing sports (soccer in particular), anddd i love

I Hate: nothing. okayyyy, i won't lie!! i hate spinach when its not in quiche, death, accidents (the ones that cause death & injuries), cleaning, complex stuff (i like it simple), welll yeah, pretty much anything that takes me away from my happy place, the same happy place that is hundreds of miles from realityvill, and the same exact happy place where werewolves and vampires roam :)

The "If you" things that everyone puts on their i guess i'll put them on mine:

If you've ever had a hard time dealing with the fact that Edward Cullen was a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

82 of teenagers do drugs, drink alcohol, and rob convenient stores...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you think bella should be with Edward just so you can have Jacob Black to yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.


On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Isn't this sooo cute??

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you are my life.

Okay...My Profile has come to an end...but please check out my stories!!

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The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9426 - Favs: 7,806 - Follows: 7,894 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Come as you aren't by sheviking reviews
One-shot written for the annual Countdown to Halloween. Shy Bella decides to do something about her crush on the popular "jock" Edward at his Halloween party. Is a certain costume the right approach? Teen angst mixed with citrus and sweetness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,827 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coloring Outside the Lines by WinndSinger reviews
Yes, it's the sequel to Red Line, finally! Edward and his family are starting their new life in Wyoming and it will not be easy. Can Edward really leave his past behind him and start all over again, being a father, lover, and cowboy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 438,020 - Reviews: 7167 - Favs: 3,311 - Follows: 2,069 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'm Yours by JacobBlackMoon reviews
A very romantic and lascivious story of Renesmee and Jacob that you will fall in love with. After a long seven years wait Jake finally lets Nessie know what she really means to him only to find out her feelings weren't any different. What happens next?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,373 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Safe With You by sheviking reviews
One-shot birthday present for my beta, Melanie. Bella takes a nanny job for the summer with a rich family. When she meets Edward, the incredibly hot gardener, she is sure that he will break her heart if she isn't careful. Lemons and the usual stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 244 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Write Stroke by BittenBee reviews
Edward Cullen, 34-year-old reclusive, successful writer gets dragged out to a blind double-date by his agent, Emmett. One-shot entry for The AwkWard Contest. Rated M for inappropriate touching.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Carlisle's Diner by iimagiinatiion reviews
Bella is being set up on blind dates at Carlisle's Diner where Edward happens to work. As she goes through the dates, she starts falling for someone unexpected. Who? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing with Jasper by FerrsureeLauren reviews
Emmett lets his imagination run away with him as he eavesdrops on Bella and Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19622 - Favs: 12,551 - Follows: 5,728 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
One Afternoon by byteme5118 reviews
Bella comes back from hunting to see Edward and Renesmee playing. Pure fluff! Just wanted to write some Edward/Renensmee scenes! PS I KNOW VAMPIRES CAN'T CRY BUT I DECIDED THEY CAN IN THIS FIC!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Distraction by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Things heat up when Edward and Bella are on the run.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blood Bath by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Bella and Edward exploring some boundaries. Just some fluff, Dedicated to those who wanted Bella to drop the towel. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,518 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
My Heart Beats Your Name by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Edward finds Bella still carries insecurities. BellaEdward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Last Chance reviews
Emmett gets his dance with Bella during the wedding. This may be his last chance to make her blush. Was Tiffany in the bible? Can’t explain, just read it! Also, what has he got to say before her wedding night? One-shot….Emmett’s POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Bella's Dirty Little Secret reviews
There is something Bella has kept from the Cullens since she was changed. Not even Edward knows about this. Must be too dirty…but what happens if Emmett figures it out? Following this, Bella is caught in the act…by EDWARD! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete