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Joined 11-28-09, id: 2160794
Author has written 1 story for Song of the Lioness.
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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23763 - Favs: 13,420 - Follows: 12,328 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Delicate by Savva reviews
To all those brilliant mathematicians, physicists and other scientists out there, who are almost always eccentric and sometimes just downright weird, but never the lesser men. Hermione Granger/Xenophilius Lovegood. EWE. AU. Romance
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Hermione G., Xenophilius L.] - Complete
Into the Flames by black-venom-heart reviews
Alanna was the first, Kel was the second, Tortall needs another lady knight. A young girl begins her epic journey full of hardships to earn her shield as a Lady Knight. Set after Protector of the Small
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,516 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Alanna
Thé et complicité by benebu reviews
COMPLETE. Hermione aide à débarrasser le Square Grimmaud de toute information sur l'Ordre quand le traître arrive. C'est ainsi que débute entre eux une association qui devra à tout prix rester secrète... SSHG, TRADUCTION de la fic de Jocemum. Post tome 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,162 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Phoenix and the Wolf by Jaxin88 reviews
The TARDIS has landed the Doctor and Rose in London, but it's not a London they recognize.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,843 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - 10th Doctor, Remus L. - Complete
Retourneur vers le futur by Dr. Cricri reviews
Hermione a un accident de retourneur et se retrouve 20 ans dans le passé. Faisant partie du trio d'or, elle a l'habitude de ne pas suivre les règles et va en profiter pour tenter de changer le passé.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,708 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Inspection on Elfish Labour Conditions by Boo-82 reviews
Date: November 10, 2005. Time: 16:00h. Inspection location: Malfoy Manor, Wiltshire. Number of house-elves in possession: 4. Visiting inspectors: 2005001 and 2005002. Supervising inspector: Hermione Granger. Family contact: Draco Malfoy. A Dramione Christmas story. Revised November 2012.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 70,874 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You're an Alien, Harry by Estella May reviews
Harry meets the Eleventh Doctor. Or does he?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Drinking Doesn't Solve Anything by frostykitten reviews
Hermione learns the hard way that alcohol is a horrible coping mechanism when she wakes up in none other than Draco Malfoy's house after a night of drinking. Now she's stuck on his private island and has to figure out a way home - and how she got there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Etyanárë by Gaia caecilia reviews
After a border skirmish the twins find that there is an unusual elleth fighting with them. They try to find out who she is but she runs off, leaving more mystery than fact. Sorry, I am useless at writing summaries. Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,423 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Elrond, Elrohir - Complete
Pitter, Patter, Potter by Keikokin reviews
Harry is left to deal with the consequences of a one night stand and the rules of the Wizarding World. Features a slew of Malfoys, MPREG and Slash. COMPLETE Harry/Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44,723 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
French Frenzies by londongrammar reviews
'With their berets, onion wreaths and ghastly accents, the French were what scared Death Eaters the most. In their nightmares they would take them for bike rides and make them eat escargot.' My first parody, written for the Phobias challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Bellatrix L., Yaxley - Complete
Rules of Conduct by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A potion study gone terribly wrong causes Hermione and Fred to see each other in a whole new way. soul-switching *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,491 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fine Art of Poisoning by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Blaise Zabini is eight years old when he witnesses his first murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,822 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Blaise Z., Mrs. Zabini - Complete
Snape & Sympathy by Ladymage Samiko reviews
When Hermione realizes that her relationship is going nowhere, she chooses to drown her irritation in coffee and a book—ends up running into the one person who has no compunctions about making his opinions known.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Princess of Gryffindor by Aurette reviews
No Harry. No Ron. No hope. A broken Hermione goes through the motions of living until the one comes who can truly make her feel alive again. Canon through pg309 of DH. AU, Multiple Character Death, SS/HG. Rated M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 100,807 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Harmless Prank by Wooden Tulips reviews
Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Girl and a slight prank war ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snape's love for them2 by LovingMyDoctor reviews
Same problem as in Snape's love for them, but four years later. Not really a sequel. You don't need to read part1 to understand it. NO ROMANCE! NOT HG/SS! For that check out "deal, sir" :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Power Struggle by bobmcbobbob1 reviews
Being forced into it was not something Jareth or Sarah had in mind, and, since both are notoriously stubborn, naturally there is some resentment there. They will war for some edge until a compromise is reached or a bus barrels after Sarah. JS COMPLETE
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 171,262 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
What Goblin Kings Don't Do by CoffeeKris reviews
It's what the title says it is. Idea taken from fellow author the lovely Shadow-D'hampyr. Was a one-shot but is now a two-shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
Sahra's Birthday Presents by Sullen Kitty reviews
Oneshot. It's my birthday and I go a little stir-crazy with Harry and Sev. SLASH WARNING. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Eight Questions for Hermione by IHateSnakes reviews
Oneshot humorous look at Harry's plan to get Ron and Hermione together. Ron is very OOC in this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Group Therapy: Lord of the Rings by G. Zuss reviews
Arenia Nerawen style. Rated for mild language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Conversation Hearts by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco and Hermione use candy to express their feelings for each other. Valentine's Day one shot. Fluffy and sweet like cotton candy.FIRST PLACE WINNER AT THE DRAMIONE AWARDS FOR BEST FLUFF!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Death by Garlic by Jocemum reviews
The trio sets out to prove that Snape is a vampire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
SixFeet Cold by Enivrement reviews
After six years of self imposed exile in the Muggle World, Harry returns to Hogwarts under the request of Albus Dumbledore. AU book5 some angst, some slash, some action, some music. [COMPLETED]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,651 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Backbone by duj reviews
One shot. "Dangling upside down and wandless in front of that git Potter, Severus had only one weapon left. Time to use it then."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Not Myself by Terion reviews
COMPLETE. AU fic. Harry Potter is left as an orphan on the streets of London. Yet when he finds himself in the home of a family of wizards, he finds that he's a wizard. And not just any wizard...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 184 - Words: 416,441 - Reviews: 5075 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Haldir's Diary by Tricia3 reviews
Rating is just to be safe. Haldir writes what REALLY happened during the war of the ring. My take on Haldir being something of a prankster. COMPLETE ..finally
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,944 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Haldir - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Hinge of Fate by Ramos reviews
Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,804 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 3,231 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Snake and Wolf: The Finding by Terion reviews
{COMPLETE} Just before the trio's fifth year at Hogwarts begins, Severus Snape finds out his little sister Saerry is still alive. But there's something up with Harry as well. What could it be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 80 - Words: 99,610 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/5/2002 - Published: 2/1/2002 - Complete
Enflammée reviews
D'abord il y eu Alanna, puis Keladry et maintenant Tortall à besoin d'une nouvelle héroïne pour combattre un mal inconnu qui atteint même les immortels. Traduction de: Into the Flames
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - French - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Alanna
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