Hey guys and girls. I'm Jess (I'm a girl) and I'm addicted to Harry Potter Fanfiction, Twilight fanfiction(only the well written stuff now), and Code Geass. Here are some announcements before you skip all og the rest to go look at the stories.

Ok here's the link for the redoing of She was undone and redone http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5986182/1/You_Never_Really_Knew_Me

P.S. I don't own anything but my ideas and any characters i make up out of my head or my friends heads (don't ask) are mine and I ask that you do not take without permission. just send me a PM and I'll most likely let you borrow them for a bit. depends though on the story and if you can stay true to the character themself.

I HAVE A PROMO TO DO!!!! I have created a website. it is . Me and some of my friends are the proffessors. Yes it is a bit of a roleplay as well as a showing of your knowledge of Harry Potter. If you make an account you'll see something like two tons of stuff. yes we're still ironing out the kinks but it's going good for a website that was only made on May 1, 2011. Ok, GO THERE NOW!! Please? We need students to award points to. I'm speaking to you as Professor Raye Starlite, Head of Ravenclaw House. No, I'm not headmistriss, my friend is. Now GO! Have fun! MAKE AN ACCOUNT AND BECOME A STAR STUDENT!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
X It's hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. No, never.
X You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun
X Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 18

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
x You love to shop. Hot Topic Baby
X You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
X You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
X Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. Hot Topic, Gamestop, shall I continue?
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

x You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid. Yes I'll admit it. i did play with dolls

X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
x Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 12

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The

boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to

climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Boys are like slinkies sometimes—useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I am the girl that doesn't often go to school dances , or games, and when I do go, my friends make me dance or I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, the.girl.who.sang, EmosWillRuleTheWorld, Siriuslover7, Professor Raye Starlite

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

95% of teenagers would have a meltdown if Miley Cirus was standing at the edge of the top of the Empire State Building. If you're part of the 5% tht would be screaming 'JUMP, BITCH! JUMP!' copy and paste this into your profile.

Now that you've gotten through all that, ENJOY THE STORYS!!!!!!!!!