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Joined 11-28-09, id: 2160925, Profile Updated: 08-12-11
Author has written 1 story for Ranger's Apprentice.

I usually say hello, but I'm bored with that!

What has happened to all the good ol' stories of Rangers Apprentice? Anyone remember the days when the writing was great and not just thrown on the page? We need to bring that back!

Oh, and yeah I'm being a hypocrite because that story I posted "Will was walking" is a joke, I'm just seeing the reviews I'm gonna get while I work on an actual good story LOL.

Now, the usualy favorites thing and all that crap:

Age: 13

Gender: Lady (Gaga? :O?)

Hair Color: Red, or whatever color I dye it~~~~

Height: One inch taller than Herz Von Silber:D:D:D

Relatives on here: Herz Von Silber

My Favorite bands/Singers:

Lady Gaga, Skillet, Breaking Benjamin, Evanescence, Queen, Weird Al (It's a party in the CIA... Yeaaaah! :D:D), and others I can't think of at the moment.

Favorite books/series:

Rangers Apprentice, Artemis Fowl, Twilight, The Host, The Declaration, The Resistance, and others I can't think of at the moment.

I started on the west coast in the cookie cutter neighborhood, with all the lawyers and doctors. I moved to the east coast and lived with the hicks screwups. I came back to the west coast and am now with the hicks and real people. I've been living large, poor, and even homeless. And I'm damn happy with it all.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!

"in one hand and marched to confront the line of candidates". -Rangers Apprentice the Ruins of Gorlan

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

Air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The music video of Weird Al for "Party in the CIA".

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

3:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

3:29

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

T.V., sister cleaning room.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

About 20 minutes ago, I took out the trash...

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Herz Von Silber's Profile

9. What are you wearing?

Black leggings, black tank-top, and pink dress shirt.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yeah, and is was a freaking 28 days later dream!!!

11. When did you last laugh?

Like 30 minutes ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Some weird old wooden knife holder thingy, Pictures, Paint (:P), Dead drying rose, and all those lovely microscopic germs!

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yes..

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It was cool.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Spokanarchy.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

As much expensive make-up as I could, and a horsey.:D:D

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Well, you aren't really a you, you are a survey on a profile that is mine so technically the survey on my profile is me, so really you are me, so therefore I can't tell you something about me that I didn't already know.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Make sure everyone in the world is provided to an education that can actually help them in life.

19. Do you like to dance?

I'm gonna dance dance dance with my hands hands hands above my head head head like Jesus said. Si si:D

20. Obama:

Is president.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Elizabeth.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Matt.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

No, I've already done it, It kinda sucks.

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

I have NO idea. Seriously.

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Halt in the Name by horseislove reviews
He is known throughout Araluen as a legend. But what was Halt's own apprenticeship like? (Canon through all 10 novels, but does NOT comply with Flanagan's short story)
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,203 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Halt
Coming Home by Alyss Mainwaring reviews
Myfanwy, said my-fon-we, comes home to her homeland and has an anoying visiter! Bringing her new apprentice with her to the gathering she n meets new friends and old. And shares a good amount of jokes naturally. Alyss Mainwaring::::::::::::::::::::::::::;
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
adonné de la chaleur by the-other-em reviews
Will is slowly gaining back his health but now a Ranger Assasain is threatening the safety of every Ranger! Ch. 10 is the fiery conclusion. Only an epilogue left! Conspiracy, Mystery and Angst :D R,R&R! Set after book 4
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,964 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Will, Halt - Complete
Fame by AryaMaysileeLovegood reviews
A poem inspired by the new Fame movie, where the boy attempts to kill himself because he can't make it as a dancer.
Fame - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
The King's Killer by Fawnfire reviews
It's astonishing, how everything you've ever known can change in one instant. In just one moment, I went from an insignificant thief to the greatest defiler Araluen has ever seen.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,690 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Gilan, Halt
WWHI? Book 2 by Pendragon.P a s s i o n reviews
Eventually all Will could do was curl into a ball as a feeble attempt to protect himself. The man stepped back and looked at the sobbing boy below him. Will gets kidnapped in The Burning Bridge by Morgarath. plz RRR. relax.read.review.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,110 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Will
A Different Will by Yassen IS SEXY reviews
What happens if when Halt finds Will he is entirely different. what if he is cold and ruthless and has been killing for money to help evanlyn and himself survive? will Halt still accept him? And what if Halt never told him a secret about Will's father?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 6/17/2009
Artemis Fowl: The Missing Child by te1gip reviews
Artemis's daughter has been kidnapted! And is then sent back in time to the Artemis of today. How will he react to a daughter he hasn't had yet? Rated T for safe. Post TTP COMPLETE!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,937 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Will's Apprentice List by samfriz45 reviews
As an apprentice Will kept a notebook full of all the rules that an apprentice should live by. Full of humor and old jokes. First Ranger's Apprentice fanfic!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009
A Сфмpℓєx Cфnunđяuм by Rachelle Lo reviews
Title: A Complex Conundrum. There are three things Artemis Fowl hates more than anything else in the world: prison, lollipops, and psychologists. And he's got two of the three at the moment.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010
Flashback by Rydd Rider reviews
Basically, in depth what happened in the battle when Daniel saved Halt's life and directly after that. Rated for character death and violence. R&R if you will.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,372 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Halt - Complete
The Longest Day by Halt's Apprentice reviews
Exchange arrows for bullets, cloaks for camo, knives for guns, Araluen Ranger's For U.S. Army Rangers, and the result is a world at war.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010
CAKE by The Flame in All of Us reviews
We all know Halt is sneaky and is a legendary ranger right? Well could he hide food from Will? read to find out! I know the summary sux but this is my first fanfic.Chapter 4 is up!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Sins of our Mothers by Coli Chibi reviews
Opal Kobi is visited by a mysterious girl who gives her the ultimate task: to be the Mother she never was. Redoing all chapters!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Opal K., Foaly
Harry's Stag by The Flame in All of Us reviews
What would happen if Harry went overboard about practicing the patronus charm? Read and find out! Warning the stag is OOC, so don't complain. Enjoy!one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Conversations With My 13Year Old Self by Bojangles78 reviews
Explanation's kind of in the title really. Holly Short writes a letter to her past self, featuring Trouble/Holly. Oh, and I don't have a problem with the Vicar of Dibley; it was the first TV show that came to mind :
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Will Shouldn't Drink by Gilans Apprentice reviews
Will gets drunk and Ailen a female ranger has to go get him.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
Seen In A Certain Light by Lli reviews
After an extraordinary event, can one return to an ordinary life? Holly, at least, is determined to try. And, needless to say, everyone pitches in to help - regardless of whether or not she wants them to.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,699 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Ranger's Redone by Pendragon.P a s s i o n reviews
Will's gangsta, Halt's a poshie, Horace's hillbillie & so on. Quite insane, don't like, don't read. rated for some of Will's appauling language lol flames will be used to burn those that send them. RRR. relax.read.review.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009
Ecstasy by Good Evening reviews
Boticelli and Chiaroscuro walk the dungeon.
Tale of Despereaux - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Ranger's apprentice: Fight for it by Haldir and Legolas the Blonde reviews
Wills twin sister never expected to be apprenticed to Gilan, fall in love with Halt, and carry his child, that he doesn't know about, while he marries the woman he doesn't love, Pauline, so she hides out, but 5 years later, she's back, and mad
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/4/2008
Captain Holly Short by Zeuswriters reviews
True to the name of the story; it's short, more will be added I promise
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2002 - Published: 3/30/2002
Will was walking reviews
Please R.R.!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Gundar H., King Duncan
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