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Joined 11-28-09, id: 2160972, Profile Updated: 08-24-11
Author has written 10 stories for That '70s Show, Glee, White Collar, House, M.D., and Friends.

I'm just a normal teenage FanFiction writer who lives for reviews and revels in fangirl moments.

Pairings I ship:
Joey/Chandler
, Friends
Eric/Hyde
, That 70's Show
House/Wilson
, House
Neal/Peter
, White Collar
Puck/Finn
, Glee

Beta Reading: I am now officially a Beta on this site! I encourage everyone to check out my beta profile. I am registered to Beta for any rating, and for the following categories: Bones; Glee; House, M.D.; That 70's Show; Friends; Harry Potter; How I Met Your Mother; and White Collar. Unfortunately, I am on a hiatus for the time being. If there's something you desperately want me to Beta, private inbox me.

My Stories: As of yet, all stories are one-shots (except Revelations) and slash, and I'll probably never go above a K+ Rating. Review and make my day! (In order of publish date)

Mistakes: Sequel to "Revelations". Fairly short, Eric/Hyde. I'm on the fence about whether or not Hyde is OOC, but I tried. Both this and "Revelations" (which I recommend reading before this one) are set during and after Season 1, Episode 22: Punk Chick. I used the premise and some dialogue.
Not Really Listening
: Companion to "A Better Use". Puck/Finn, nearly a drabble. This just came to me and took me about three seconds to write. As it turns out, a lot is left to the imagination; read the companion piece for an expanded POV.
Caught:
Just a short, fluffy Neal/Peter one-shot. Inspiration just struck! Much of the dialogue comes from Season 1, Episode 7: Free Fall, because the premise takes place within a scene there.
Revelations
: Prequel to "Mistakes". My longest story yet: six chapters, completed. Writing this, I realized how much I hate writing chapter stories (it's a whole different kind of pressure) so don't expect another one. Eric/Hyde. NOTE: All chapter titles (except for the Epilogue) are song titles, and you get cookies if you know all the songs.
Truth & Eggnog
: I've wanted to write a Hilson fic forever, so finally, here it is! It's one of my longest one-shots yet: over a thousand words. House/Wilson at Christmastime with some spiked eggnog and A Christmas Story.
Love, Actually
: I woke up one morning with this in my head, so I had to jot it down and share it. I stole the title from the movie "Love, Actually," which I HIGHLY recommend. Extremely short, only around two hundred words. But I do love writing Neal/Peter fluff.
Home
: Prequel to "What You Need". Just a very short ficlet that I wrote as procrastination. My first Joey/Chandler story, as well as my first non-slash/pre-slash story. The sequel expands on the story and is written in Chandler's, rather than Joey's, POV.
Understanding
: Very short. Ever since the Glee episode where it was revealed that Brit and Santana slept together, I have wanted to write a fic like this. It's unusual for me in that it's one-sided, but I'm hoping to expand on it later.
What You Need
: Sequel to "Home". Please read "Home" first, it makes much more sense that way. Not a songfic, but contains lyrics from You Can't Always Get What You Want by The Rolling Stones. Very fluffy, but cute. Contains established relationship, in a sense.
A Better Use
: Companion to "Not Really Listening". I would recommend reading its companion first: the major theme of the story -- chapped lips -- as well as the title make sense that way. Puck/Finn, in Finn's POV. One of my longest fics yet, to make up for its extremely short predecessor "Not Really Listening".

Edit: For readers of "Revelations" and "Mistakes": I recently got a review for "Revelations" that correctly pointed out to me a major inconsistency in both "Revelations" and "Mistakes." Unfortunately, the review was anonymous so I cannot reply to thank this person both for their lovely, morale-boosting review and for notifying me about my mistake. Therefore, I would like to point out to anyone else who may have noticed this: I am now aware that in the Season 1 Episode "Punk Chick", Hyde did not yet have a room in the Forman basement, meaning my story essentially has no canonical setting. Thank you, vigilant anonymous reviewer for pointing out my mistake; this is how I learn!

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A Better Use
Companion to "Not Really Listening". Puck/Finn slash. One-shot, Finn's POV. After Puck's suggestion, Finn puts his mouth to a better use. Rated only for slash, nothing explicit. Review, please! DISCLAIMER: I own nothing, unfortunately.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Puck, Finn H. - Complete
What You Need reviews
Sequel to "Home". Joey/Chandler slash, some established relationship. One-shot, Chandler's POV. Chandler contemplates his and Joey's relationship. Rated only for slash, nothing explicit. Review, please! DISCLAIMER: I own nothing, unfortunately.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Understanding reviews
Santana/Brittany one-sided slash. One-shot, Brittany's POV. She knows it's just a game to Santana, but she's not giving up. Rated only for femslash, nothing explicit. Review, please! DISCLAIMER: I own nothing, unfortunately.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Home reviews
Prequel to "What You Need". Joey/Chandler pre-slash, set during Season 2, Episode 1: TOW Eddie Won't Go. One-shot, Joey's POV. Joey knows he's back home. Rated only for slash, nothing explicit. Review, please! DISCLAIMER: I own nothing, unfortunately.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Love, Actually reviews
Neal/Peter slash. One-shot, Peter's POV. Very short fluff involving Peter, Neal, a sidewalk, and a bar of chocolate. Title from the film "Love, Actually." Rated only for slash, nothing explicit. Review, please! DISCLAIMER: I own nothing, unfortunately.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Truth & Eggnog reviews
House/Wilson slash. One-shot, Wilson's POV. Wilson spends Christmas with House, and House spikes the eggnog. Rated only for slash, nothing explicit. Review, please! DISCLAIMER: I own nothing, unfortunately.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/20/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Revelations reviews
Prequel to "Mistakes". Eric/Hyde slash, set during Season 1, Episode 22: Punk Chick. Complete, Eric's POV. He didn't know what he wanted until he found it. Rated only for slash, nothing explicit. Review, please! DISCLAIMER: I own nothing, unfortunately.
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Eric F., Steven H. - Complete
Caught reviews
Neal/Peter slash, set during Season 1, Episode 7: Free Fall. One-shot, Peter's POV. It might not be so bad getting caught, after all. Rated only for slash, nothing explicit. Review, please! DISCLAIMER: I own nothing, unfortunately.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Not Really Listening reviews
Puck/Finn slash. One-shot, Puck's POV. Sometimes, Puck wishes Finn would just stop talking . . . after all, there could be a better use for that mouth. Rated only for slash, nothing explicit. Review, please! DISCLAIMER: I own nothing, unfortunately.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Puck, Finn H. - Complete
Mistakes reviews
Sequel to "Revelations". Eric/Hyde slash, set after Season 1, Episode 22: Punk Chick. One-shot, Eric's POV. Eric returns to Hyde's room for the second time. Rated only for slash, nothing explicit. Review, please! DISCLAIMER: I own nothing, unfortunately.
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Eric F., Steven H. - Complete