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Hey, I'm Julia! 17, Canadian, Pansexual, and socially awkward. I haven't been on ffnet in forever and just deleted my crappy/old/embarrassing stories. Fresh start! My LJ: My Tumblr:

I'm pretty sure I'm in love with Chris Colfer. Why are the pretty ones always so gay???

list twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Sam

2. Quinn

3. Finn

4. Puck

5. Kurt

6. Brittany

7. Santana

8. Rachel

9. Emma

10. Tina

11. Artie

12. Mike

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Brittany/Artie...yes. I want one about "doing it before their duet" though.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Puck is hotter than the sun's core multiplied by 100000.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Mike knocking up Rachel? Poor thing would talk even less because Rachel wouldn't stop, and Tina would beat his well-toned ass.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?


5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Quinn and Brit-Brit? Probs

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Kurt/Emma? Noooooo. Kurt/Tina Still no, unless it's friendship for my sweet baby gay.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Santana: Quinn, want another Sue Sylvester Master Cleans-HEY! What the hell?

Mike: ...

Quinn: 'Tana, I can explain! Don't tell Tina, please!

Santana: Who said I would tell? I want in.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

With a horror-movie nickname like Frankenteen, it was only natural for Goth Girl to fall for him.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Sam/Rachel? Probably scarce, but some random person could've dreamed it up...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Dance your Troubles Away

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

Hells yeah

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not that I know of

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Quinn/Puck/Kurt? HOLY CRAP. I want to so bad now!

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Show Off from The Drowsy Chaperone

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Brittany ramblings, excessive Na'vi, and some seriously crazy dancing.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Like 5 minutes ago.

17. "(4) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (2) runs off with (4). (9), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (3) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (7) and finds true love with (1).

Puck and Emma are in a happy relationship until Quinn runs off with Puck. Emma, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Finn and a brief unhappy affair with Brittany, then follows the wise advice of Santana and finds true love with Sam. (God, I thought Emma'd be above sleeping with students! Or listening to Santana...)

18: (2) (5) (1), (6), (8) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (1) asks (8), and (8) says Truth. (1) asks who (8) loves, and (8), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (5). (8) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (3) while (4) and (5) run into the sunset together. However, (1) is secretly in love with (3), and become so jealous of (8), who, after the comfort from (3) becomes in a relationship with (3), and so (1) decides to murder (8), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (7) and is sent to prison, allowing (8) and (3) to continued their relationship.

Quinn, Kurt, Sam, Brittany, Rachel, and Finn are playing Truth or Dare. Sam asks Rachel, and Rachel says Truth. Sam asks who Rachel loves. and Rachel confessed her true love for Puck. Puck does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Kurt (SQUEE!). Rachel is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Finn while Puck and Kurt run into the sunset together. However, Sam is secretly in love with Finn, and becomes so jealous of Rachel, who, after the comfort from Finn becomes in a relationship with Finn, and so Sam decides to murder Rachel, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Santana and is sent to prison, allowing Rachel and Finn to continue their relationship. (OMG I want to write this. NOW!)

19. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Santana would rip Rachel's heart out as easily as if she was getting a grape from the centre of a Jell-o cube.

20. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

KURT!!!!! I'd die of happiness and we'd shop every day.

21.How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Rachel: ...So that's when the rubber duck first came into widespread use in Europe. Now, as for the New World...

Artie: Please kill me.

Me: Here, I'll take care of it. (to Rachel) Raaaachel. Finn's outside, and he just referred to Barbara Streisand as "Brenda Samson".

Rachel: BLASPHEMY! (runs away)

22. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Quinn?*bursts into tears*

23. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Me: Tina, what the hell?

Tina: Oh! Um...Mike said my necklace. Screw it, I'm snooping so I can get you a b-day present!

Me: D'Awwwww!


24. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

SAM! I knew your body image issues were serious! No, my precious sexy baby! *hugs really frikkin' tight*

25. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Me: Holy crap, that's adorable! You're so sweet!

Puck: HEY! Ix-nay on the eet-sway.

Me: Still. Thank you.

Puck: Yeah, well, we're just a couple of hot Jews.

Me: That we are. One problem, though. I'm allergic to pollen! *throat closes up*

Puck: Shit.

26. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Brit-Brit...give it back. No, cats need special cat brushes! I'll buy you one if you just give it back! Yes, ice cream too. No, no unicorn.

27. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Santana, Emma and Puck? Must be some weird guidance thing, I mean, Emma said she wanted to do SAT prep in song. This is ridiculous.

28. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Quinn and Artie...HAS to be Glee. I'd be BFFs with them and get straight As.

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Such A Funny Pair by niblettk reviews
A collection of moments from the eyes of Rachel Berry's dads and Kurt Hummel's dad.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Little Wifey by hardly-noticeable reviews
A fill for the Glee kink meme on Livejournal. Basically, Blaine has a kink for domestic, little wife Kurt and Kurt decides to fulfill his fantasies. Strong M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,021 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
When Real Life Meets A Fairy Tale by lil-miss-chocolate reviews
Or more accurately : When A Fairy Tale Crash Lands In Real Life's Bathroom In The Middle Of The Night And Has No Clue Why It Is There. Kurt/Chris.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,315 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
The TwiGlee Zone by BrainsEnough reviews
This was just a bit of fun, basically Rachel is sick and falls asleep during Glee club only to find herself in a crazy 'Twilight Zone' kind of atmosphere.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
MUHHHUMPH is not really much of an answer by AllHandsLinked reviews
Blaine is trying to have a serious conversation. Kurt is trying not to cum.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
For Your Entertainment by mutedwhispers reviews
Kurt is tired of Blaine acting like a gentleman all the time and decides to seduce him with a little help from Adam Lambert. But will his private performance backfire? Klaine slash/light bondage
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Much by Oh So Cliche reviews
Kurt's at college, Burt's at home. They still manage to look out for each other. A sweet Burt and Kurt moment. Sam/Kurt. Future fic.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Ducks, Appendicitis, and Ginger Ale by Keitorin Asthore reviews
New Directions heads off to sectionals, and Kurt does his best to prevent anyone finding out that he's coming down with something. But of course they find out, and of course the girls try to mother him to death. Curse his stubborn pride. Oneshot. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Kurt H., Quinn F. - Complete
The Untitled Glee Orgy Slashfic by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Kurt/Finn/Puck/Sam/Jesse/Artie/Mike/Blaine. I don't think I need to say any more than that. Rated M for a VERY good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Colored Pencils by aquafier reviews
Burt picks Kurt up from school.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
No Day But Today by GoldStarGrl reviews
We all know Santana sleeps around. But what if one day, she went too far? What is she gets AIDS? Santana/Glee Club friendship. Set senior year
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Santana L. - Complete
Cosmo Tip 181 by Loony4moony816 reviews
Noah Puckerman thought he was being an awesome boyfriend. Turns out his boyfriend is the awesome one.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Helium, Sparkles, and a Rogue Condom by Kholen Phantomine reviews
A right proper send-off. Rather angstier than one might guess from the title.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Mimi M., Roger D. - Complete