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Joined 11-28-09, id: 2161154, Profile Updated: 12-17-14
Author has written 12 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist.

My name is Jim

you review mine, I review yours...fair's fair, right?

About me:

I'm atheist

a poor-ass college student

will not write any pairings unless it would lead to absolute hilarity.

My writing style:

again, no real pairings

I stick mostly to the Manga. The original anime more or less iritated me.

I will take requests into consideration

Thank you for those who have been waiting anxiously for an update on "The Call"

However, I have run into a brick wall for that story. I am seriously considering a rewrite.

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Drag You Down by bgirlpaige reviews
Edward killed himself to prevent Father from destroying the people of Amestris. Inside the Gate, the Real Truth takes pity on him, and when he is returned, his family and friends must uncover the mystery behind the new Ed. [Based from chapter 104]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,809 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Edward E.
Walking through the Rain by Tears of Eternal Darkness reviews
A series of oneshots. Parental!RoyEd. Ed has never allowed Roy to help him but when he's all alone, will he except the hand offered to him?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,912 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Mystery Diagnosis by Hyperthia reviews
There's something wrong with Ed. Horror/Paranormal; sick!Ed; Parental!Roy/Ed. Universe based on first anime.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Baptism by taranoire reviews
Edward's premature death at the hands of the Drachman army leaves Roy with a sense of deep loss. Vague details allow no closure. Character death, implied rape. No slash.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,475 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Invective by Maya Sushi reviews
He ran until his lungs burst into flames, searing, burning fire. He ran until his heart beat its way out of his chest one painful inch at a time. He ran until he felt like he were bleeding to death from every pore and orifice. And then he ran faster.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,927 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Crossing The Line by Contained Within A Box reviews
For two years Alphonse has kept a secret, and when Roy is caught in the act, Edward is left to pick up the pieces. Warning: child abuse, dark subject matter.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,704 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Body Breakdown by Contained Within A Box reviews
Winry realizes she can no longer help Edward who is spiraling downwards after Al's death. So she contacts someone who can supervise him but not give into his emotions nor let Edward slip through the cracks. Roy. Parental!Roy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,830 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
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Part of the Team reviews
When Roy's team goes out for drinks after work, no one really pays attention to how the minor feels. Oneshot. T for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward E., Jean H.
sleepless nights reviews
Al is noticing strange behavior in his older brother. He can't quite put his finger on what's wrong. M for drug use.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Edward E.
Growing Pains reviews
Despite his height, Little Edward had to grow up at some point right? This is a series of Awkward Parental stories about Ed's growing pains.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Edward E.
Burst reviews
It would seem that Ed's playing hooky from work, but Havoc soon discovers the severity of the situation. rating lowered to T because there was less vulgarity than i had anticipated.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Edward E., Jean H.
Double Trouble reviews
Plot comes from Hyperthia. Ed is panicing over his first date with Winry Rockbell. He reluctantly turns to the only person he can who knows what they're doing:Roy Mustang. Roy agrees to help by taking an ACTIVE role during the date.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Secrets We Keep reviews
Ed has been showing up for work covered in cuts and bruises. He convinces his brother and his coworkers that "boys will be boys," but in reality it is something much more sinister. Child abuse, implied sexual abuse. M for a reason, folks.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Father's day reviews
An obligatory father's day fic. I'm back everyone. Not dead. Ed finds Roy drunk as a skunk and has to take him home NOT YAOI...M for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Call reviews
After Al's body is returned to him, Ed continues to serve in the military going on a more dangerous mission every day. Ed is abducted found barely alive. Parental! Ed/Roy parental! Ed/Hughes
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
bullseye reviews
Hawkeye and Havoc are forced to teach Ed to use a gun. Ed is a bit apprehensive about the whole situation.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Edward E., Jean H. - Complete
smoking's bad, mkay? reviews
Someone's been stealing Havoc's cigarettes. We all know he will have none of that.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Jean H., Edward E. - Complete
Febuary reviews
Ed Forgets about his birthday, but no one else does. Ed gets a very special gift and Havoc has to teach him how to use it. Wow this summary sucks. 2-Shot M-For language no pairings
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Edward E., Jean H.
First Casualty reviews
Ed is forced to do something he hoped he never had to do. Can he live with himself afterwards? Parental!Ed/Riza M for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward E., Riza H. - Complete