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Joined 11-28-09, id: 2161259, Profile Updated: 11-13-10
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

EclispeTwilightVamp

I am a huge fan of twilight so most of/all of my fan fictions should be about twilight but i might just decide to add some Harry potter, but just maybe!!!

I changed my pen name people because now it matches my you tube.com account!!!

I got this off of JakesWolf54's page so repost on your page if you have a kind heart!!!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
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2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
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Two Bellas by pridk reviews
Bella is an average geeky teenager who is always made fun of by the Cullens but actually sings at a club every night! No one would ever expect Sweet straight A student Bella to ever do this but she isn't breaking any rules so what harm could come?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,690 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Idiots Guide To Becomming A Bedroom Goddess by xxBeautiful Nightmarexx reviews
Bella has a crush on the new dr. He finally asks her out making her realize she has no experience with men or the bedroom. A certain dr offers his services.She has 7 days to learn. They engage in a world of sexual experimentation. ExB,some Darkward. Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,708 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Missing Letters by the-glory-days reviews
Edward decides that it's time that he and Bella finish what they started and complete the game. -- Fandom Gives Back Auction Pieces -- Companion piece to Alphabet Weekends
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,776 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 2,077 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Obsess by BananaFannaFo reviews
"But I was trapped. Trapped to a man I no longer knew. A man that had become a monster just a few short months after reciting my vows, tying myself to him forever... And in love with a man that couldn't save me from this hell."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,734 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bloodflowers by silhouetics reviews
Both suffering from traumatic pasts, Edward and Bella meet in a psychiatric asylum in Seattle. Will they be able to heal each others wounds, or is hope lost for them both? OOC. Disturbing themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,289 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Climb by lucystilinski reviews
Bella's step father abuses her and kills her mother. He tracks her down to the seattle highway till her car skids on the road and makes and accident. Edward finds her and takes her home to Carlisle. What do you think will happen to her next?E/B No lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,148 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Out of the Darkness by carlislelover83 reviews
After watching her mom get brutally murdered, Bella moves in with The Cullen's. Will they be able to teach her how to love and trust again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,155 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Miss Independent by Isabel0329 reviews
Fierce. Strong. Self-reliant. Self-proclaimed leader of the modern day women’s lib movement. But it’s all built on a lie. A lie I’m not sure I can keep up any more. E/B. All-Human. Rated M for language, sexuality and dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,924 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Jane's Coterie by MrsEACullen reviews
Bella is a stripper who meets Edward, a doctor, at the club, Jane's Coterie, after an unfortunate incident. The fates draw them together. Rated M for lemons and some violence. FYI, coterie means club or clique. AU/AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,456 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All That Remains by Emisha reviews
Alice has a vision of Bella being tortured by Victoria. Edward and his family race to Bella’s side in Forks not knowing if they will make it in time. Warning:Story has many lemony scenes and some violence. E&B. Chapters are from different character POV's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 170,299 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Miss March by ShortyLilHalf-and-Half reviews
After Edward left in New Moon, Bella turned into a vampire. Years later Emmett finds a magazine and reviels to Edward the Bella is Miss March! What will Edward do to get her back? Based off the tailer of Miss March. Rated K plus 2 T. First Fanfic. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
Forks Player by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
Bella swan has just moved to Forks to live with her dad. as she's arriving her dad tells her about the boys she has to stay away from. Edward apparently is the worst one of them all. What will Bella do when she catches th eattention of the Forks Player
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,848 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Some Things Never Change by Heather Elizabeth reviews
It's been two centuries that Bella has been alone. Living in the Vampire world. Trying to figure out her place in life. But when the Cullen's return in her life can she really handle it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,808 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8052 - Favs: 3,798 - Follows: 3,156 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Life's Not Perfect by xXchibicupcakeXx reviews
17 year old Bella lives her life as a slave girl in the 1800's. She is sold to a very whealthy family. What will Master Edward have to say about this new slave girl? What kind of trouble will Bella get into as a slave? Will she live through it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,607 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Edward, Bella
When Pig's Fly by SkyCullen reviews
Bella Swan is 24 years old. Never had her first kiss, let alone had sex with a man. She's very focus with her work and has very high goals. Bella, believes in men are all the same, they only care about having sex and after that they just leave
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,562 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007
Harry Potter and Some Sorcerer's Rock by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/24/2002
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Bella Swan, Slave Girl reviews
Bella Swan has been a slave since she was 12, now she is 17, what will happen when Edward Cullen buys her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,181 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Over the mountain reviews
Bella is six months pregnant and her mom kicks her out when she finds out, so she goes to live with her dad Charlie. What happens when she gets finally get's half way over the mountain is shocking...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010
Some things are hard to do on your own reviews
Bella is a vampire in Forks and the Cullen's come back almost 50 years later! OMG I'm bad at summaries Yup really bad!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete
Twilight Randomness chapter 1
This is a story by JakesWolf54 and me. We WERE going to post this on our WolfVS.Vamp profile but the damn 2 day waiting period. This is basically a really funny twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 602 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010