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Author has written 5 stories for Warhammer, Dark Souls, and RWBY.

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The Witches' Night by Disciple of Ember reviews
A mere sentence, spoken in haste, can change the course of history. In an attempt to save her friends from their fate, Madoka Kaname makes a pact with the alien being known as Kyubey. Her wish comes with a terrible turn as she is thrown into a world far colder than her own. Now she must fight against the darkness, struggling to find salvation in a universe that knows only war.
Crossover - Warhammer & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 378,038 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Madoka K., Sayaka M., Mami T., Kyoko S.
The Spartan Effect by Gatekeeper333 reviews
Everyone's favorite Spartan is looking for a new purpose, lucky for him, the Commander his happy to oblige.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 272,915 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Tali'Zorah, Miranda L., Shepard (M)
A World of Bloody Evolution by RedrumSprinkles reviews
As the 41st millennium draws to a close, Yang Xiao Long appears in the Imperium of Man, lost and bereaving the death of her sister. Unending war and horrors the likes of which she's never known await...
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 325,247 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Imperial Guard, Inquisition, Yang X.L.
Honor and Faith by A Hairy Burrito reviews
After being thrown into the tides of the Warp, the Space Marines of the Iron Sentinels chapter find themselves thrown into the mythical past of mankind and engaged in a war that threatens to see humanity wiped out. Threatened on all sides by Chaos and heresy, will they succumb or remain faithful to the Emperor's Light?
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,478 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 9/11/2016
For Those We Cherish by The Crimson Lord reviews
Above the planet called Remnant, the Empyrean opens to reveal a Chapter in their darkest hour.
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 52,503 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/18/2016
The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 461,909 - Reviews: 3507 - Favs: 3,319 - Follows: 3,397 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
A Place to Belong by lord of the land of fire reviews
Youkai Academy can be more than just a High School. It can also be a refuge and a place where second chances are possible. Lucy X Kouta
Crossover - Elfen Lied & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 120,151 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Lucy / Nyu
Dying to Live by Vengeful Soldier reviews
In a culture where death is as important to living as life, both the mortal shell and immortal soul are threatened when something challenges the Imperial Cult's creed. The soldiers of the 12th heavy siege regiment, fresh from the Emperor's wars don't know a lot about living, but they know a lot about making something stay dead.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,870 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Daemons, Eldar, Imperial Guard, Inquisition
Mass of Faith by Vengeful Soldier reviews
None are more devout or more fanatical than the Sororitas and none more than the Sisters of Battle among their ranks. They scour all before them that would mar human perfection, purging the xeno, heretic, and mutant with no pity with remorse. Nothing of alien origin lives where they tread, but how does one sister's faith fare when she is confronted with a world that is so wrong?
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 81,298 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Sisters of Battle, Shepard (F)
Best Workout Ever by AetherPaw reviews
You know those times where you look at a game and say to yourself "If it was me in there, I would do it better"? Don't do that, that is what we call 'tempting Fate', and it will never end well.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,178 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 1/9/2012
Something Worth Finding by Red Witch Studios reviews
A virus meets a mutant, neither of them knowing what it means to be human. They can only inch along in this world, merely guess at meaning, and try to find it for themselves. Chapter 7 is up!
Crossover - Elfen Lied & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,170 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Lucy / Nyu, Alex M./Zeus
Living to die by Vengeful Soldier reviews
On Krieg you are born with sins already weighing you down and the only way to redeem yourself is death in the Emperors service. A young Krieg nobleman joins the Korps, not to atone, but for revenge.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 218,558 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Eldar, Imperial Guard - Complete
Evolution by Disciple of Ember reviews
As a member of an Inquisitorial retinue, Rein had thought he'd seen it all. A mission to an old mining facility on the planet Cyrridus Delta is about to show him how wrong he was. Three-shot.
Crossover - Warhammer & Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,729 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Complete
Suffer not the Xenos to Live by Advicepuppy reviews
An Imperial Guarsman's life is changed forever as he clears an eldar dwelling on the craftworld of Yul'Te. An epic journey, a story of love, hope, despair, suffering, and death. EXTREMELY GRAPHIC, Contains adult themes though not tactless .
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 112,174 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Imperial Guard, Eldar
40k: ToyHammer by Rogue Vector reviews
In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,721 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009
A Dragon's Mercy by Disciple of Ember reviews
In the firestorm of war, we must never forget the plight of the meek. Even the coldest of hearts can spare an instant to pity those too small to defend themselves.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Chaos Space Marines, Eldar, Imperial Guard - Complete
Beneath The Sky by WaltzThroughTheForest reviews
Odahviing fell prey to a mad wizard with an unheard of spell. It stripped him of his power, his strength - his very being. No longer was he Dovah - but Dovahkiin. DragonbornxOdahviing
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,180 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Odahviing, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Willkommen zur Begeisterung by Krimzon Flygon reviews
It was supposed to be a relaxing, well deserved vacation. But par for the Elfen Lied course, a trip on a luxury cruise liner quicky falls to chaos, and the residents of Maple Inn find themselves trapped in a dystopic underwater hell. Welcome to Rapture.
Crossover - Elfen Lied & BioShock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,682 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 1/3/2011
For The Blood God by Tyr's Hoof reviews
A more accurate story of a Warhammer 40,000 crossover. Athos, Khorne worshiper of the Black Legion, and his fellows discover Equestria. Rejoice, Xeno's, your death has come. Just a quick ones shot. Also, I love MLP, I just know that Ponies and Warhammer do not blend.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Chaos Space Marines - Complete
The Confederate by Toasterman reviews
It is the 41st millennium. The Imperium of Man is besieged on all sides by aliens, heretics and mutants. Mankind faces extinction. Its people pray for salvation. Heeding the call, the Emperor has sent...well, the best he could get on such short notice. Now ready for a ball-busting, chaos-purging second half!
Crossover - StarCraft & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 248,867 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009
REIMU FIGHTS THE CHAOS SPACE MARINES! by DalePelvogi reviews
I apologize to anyone who reads this. I was completely stoned when I wrote it, but I decided to leave it up anyway.
Crossover - Warhammer & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Complete
To Spare the Innocent by Advicepuppy reviews
As an Imperial Guardsman is clearing a house on an Eldar farmstead, he reaches a critical point in his life, where his devotion to the Emperor is strained more than ever. First fanfic. One-shot, but will write similar longer story Criticism welcome
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Complete
Run Home Boy by crowemagnonman reviews
Follow Rex through the Mojave wasteland as he seeks to rejoin the Courier
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Rex
What Mojave chicks dig by VaultGirl reviews
Comedic/slightly flirty one-shot. - Female Courier tries to get Boone to do some of her information gathering from the ladies of a small town Mojave bar. Same Female Courier/Boone from The Mojave Candy Shoppe Incident.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/7/2011 - C. Boone, Courier - Complete
Child's Play by The Body Snatcher reviews
The adventures of Boone and a young courier. Bad description is still bad.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2011 - C. Boone, Courier
Unnatural Evolution by Type069 reviews
A Blackwatch trooper is infected with Mercer's variant of Blacklight, and becomes an enemy to both sides.
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,761 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Complete
Legion and the Hanar: Avatar by QualityRachni reviews
The newest member of Shepard's crew; a hanar, decides that Legion is the Avatar of the Enkindlers. A programming malfunction in Legion's systems lead to him taking advantage of this and sends the humble hanar on a quest to find the Holy hat. Crackfic.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Legion - Complete
Haunted by Triggs reviews
When a last ditch attempt by the Marker to spread Convergence backfires, Isaac Clarke is sent tumbling, head over ass, into a brand new universe filled with equal measures of wonder and danger. Mass Effect 2/Dead Space 2 Crossover. Pairing undecided.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Shepard (F), Isaac C.
Gold Plated by Shirax reviews
A run-in with a Brute leaves Isaac a lot more appreciative of his weapon. Reviews are very welcome!
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Isaac C. - Complete
10 things to do in case Godzilla attacks your city by Zelda12343 reviews
Because this is a totally common occurrence and everyone ought to be prepared!
Godzilla - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Godzilla - Complete
Lost in Translations by Priss5 reviews
kinkmeme request Tali's translator breaks and she must rely on Legion to translate for her!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion - Complete
Perfection by LordWolter1829 reviews
Noun: "A perfect embodiment or example of something." A morally conflicted assassin tries to come to terms with the slew of new emotions that arise from seeking it. Be it love and happiness, or pain and misery. Perfection.
Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,364 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010
Mittens by DarkGidora reviews
An unstoppable virus monster tries to figure out what to get his sister for her birthday. Shoplifitng, helicopter crashes, and an angry Blackwatch general ensue.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 109 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M. - Complete
The Inertial Properties of Pink and Blue by KoshKing777 reviews
Nana's soul and hopes have slowly dissolved away after years of torture following her recapture by the Diclonius Research Institute. There is one person in her heart that she can find respite in from her constant pain: Kouta. Set six years after the anime
Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,334 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Nana, Kohta
Halo: Acheron by G. Langland reviews
Years before the events of the first Halo, the Master Chief and two other Spartans are sent to investigate a distress call from a far-flung moon...a moon called Acheron.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,454 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Winged Horse of the Apocalypse by Lone-ranger1 reviews
When their Jumper is downed in the Capital Wasteland, John Sheppard and Alicia Vega have to learn to survive the wastes in order to save McKay from the Evil Enclave... except McKay is trying to save himself! Humor/Action. Discontinued, THIS IS NOT FINISHED. Read if you must, but this is far from my best writing though I did like the story premise.
Crossover - Fallout & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 136,995 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Rodney M. - Complete
Full Metal Berserker by JubeiYagyuSama reviews
A Black Swordsman, cursed to wander the land and destroy demons finds himself transported to a world of Sins, and alchemy. A strange crossover. Rated M for gore and violence. AU, Based vaguely on the Manga.
Crossover - Berserk & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 90,885 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 2/22/2006
Hijack Hijinx by DistractingSocks reviews
Alex Mercer runs into some trouble commandeering a tank.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/13/2010
Ticket Line by DistractingSocks reviews
A short story written about Alex and a movie ticket line.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
Spartan 117 Takes on the Reapers by Ulquiorra9000 reviews
An uber-hacking Master Chief bullies Shepard off the scene and saves the galaxy by himself from the Reapers. Or at least, he tries to!
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Joker - Complete
Alien: Metamorphosis by The Friendly Under-Bed Monster reviews
A normal boy is caught and experimented on much like Ripley. The aim: Turn him into the first succesful human alien hybrid to originate from a human rather than alien base. Will he lose his sense of humanity because of the change, will he lose himself?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,185 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
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Ours is the Apocryphal reviews
"Of all the legends of the Imperium, one of the strangest is that of the Legion of the Damned. For those who know where to look, there are many corroborated accounts of these otherworldly warriors, their unexpected appearances upon a desperate battlefield, and their sudden and inexplicable disappearance at the battle's end." — Inquisitor D. Merloriac, Ordo Chronos
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 7/24 - Space Marines
Ours is the Hunger reviews
Hunger calls to hunger, let the eternal void buckle and break, the great mind awakens and casts its children through the night. The terrible tyrant and his broken bones, set eyes upon a world of the innocent- set to work on the mewling flesh, let all become one in the face of the Locusts of the Stars.
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,557 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 7/4 - Tyranids, Adam T., White Fang Lt.
Ours is the Mantle reviews
"Exitus Acta Probat: The Outcome Justifies The Deed." - Dictatus Vindicare
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 8/8 - Inquisition, Blake B., Ghira B., Kali B.
Ours is the Iniquitous reviews
They can no longer hide. The greater Galaxy has found them. It sends its heralds. Everything burns.
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,290 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 5/11 - Space Marines - Complete
Without Hesitation reviews
It is the forty-third millennium, and war continues...
Crossover - Warhammer & Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,772 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Inquisition