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Joined 11-28-09, id: 2161424, Profile Updated: 02-24-20
Author has written 8 stories for Warhammer, Dark Souls, and RWBY.

Sometimes I stand in my bedroom, look out the window, and T-pose at passing pedestrians.

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The Fair Lady's Burden by LoveLikeIt reviews
One blind spider lady gets very intimate with a group of interested male individuals. Pure smut, emotional abuse. Many apologies. (For 18 )
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2020 - Fair Lady - Complete
Crossbreeding Priscilla by LoveLikeIt reviews
You. Priscilla. A cute "date" that ends in sloppy fornication. (18 )
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/1/2020 - Priscilla - Complete
Dying to Live by Vengeful Soldier reviews
In a culture where death is as important to living as life, both the mortal shell and immortal soul are threatened when something challenges the Imperial Cult's creed. The soldiers of the 12th heavy siege regiment, fresh from the Emperor's wars don't know a lot about living, but they know a lot about making something stay dead.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,415 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/18/2020 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Daemons, Eldar, Imperial Guard, Inquisition
The Witches' Night by Disciple of Ember reviews
A mere sentence, spoken in haste, can change the course of history. In an attempt to save her friends from their fate, Madoka Kaname makes a pact with the alien being known as Kyubey. Her wish comes with a terrible turn as she is thrown into a world far colder than her own. Now she must fight against the darkness, struggling to find salvation in a universe that knows only war.
Crossover - Warhammer & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 67 - Words: 452,921 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 4/6/2018 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Madoka K., Sayaka M., Mami T., Kyoko S. - Complete
For Those We Cherish by The Crimson Lord reviews
Above the planet called Remnant, the Empyrean opens to reveal a Chapter in their darkest hour.
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 52,503 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 2/25/2017 - Published: 9/18/2016
Mass of Faith by Vengeful Soldier reviews
None are more devout or more fanatical than the Sororitas and none more than the Sisters of Battle among their ranks. They scour all before them that would mar human perfection, purging the xeno, heretic, and mutant with no pity with remorse. Nothing of alien origin lives where they tread, but how does one sister's faith fare when she is confronted with a world that is so wrong?
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 81,298 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Sisters of Battle, J. Garson
Living to die by Vengeful Soldier reviews
On Krieg you are born with sins already weighing you down and the only way to redeem yourself is death in the Emperors service. A young Krieg nobleman joins the Korps, not to atone, but for revenge.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 218,558 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Eldar, Imperial Guard - Complete
Evolution by Disciple of Ember reviews
As a member of an Inquisitorial retinue, Rein had thought he'd seen it all. A mission to an old mining facility on the planet Cyrridus Delta is about to show him how wrong he was. Three-shot.
Crossover - Warhammer & Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,729 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Complete
40k: ToyHammer by Rogue Vector reviews
In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,721 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009
A Dragon's Mercy by Disciple of Ember reviews
In the firestorm of war, we must never forget the plight of the meek. Even the coldest of hearts can spare an instant to pity those too small to defend themselves.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Chaos Space Marines, Eldar, Imperial Guard - Complete
REIMU FIGHTS THE CHAOS SPACE MARINES! by DalePelvogi reviews
I apologize to anyone who reads this. I was completely stoned when I wrote it, but I decided to leave it up anyway.
Crossover - Warhammer & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Complete
What Mojave chicks dig by VaultGirl reviews
Comedic/slightly flirty one-shot. - Female Courier tries to get Boone to do some of her information gathering from the ladies of a small town Mojave bar. Same Female Courier/Boone from The Mojave Candy Shoppe Incident.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - C. Boone, Courier - Complete
Legion and the Hanar: Avatar by QualityRachni reviews
The newest member of Shepard's crew; a hanar, decides that Legion is the Avatar of the Enkindlers. A programming malfunction in Legion's systems lead to him taking advantage of this and sends the humble hanar on a quest to find the Holy hat. Crackfic.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Legion - Complete
Gold Plated by Shirax reviews
A run-in with a Brute leaves Isaac a lot more appreciative of his weapon. Reviews are very welcome!
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Isaac C. - Complete
Lost in Translations by Priss5 reviews
kinkmeme request Tali's translator breaks and she must rely on Legion to translate for her!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion - Complete
Mittens by DarkGidora reviews
An unstoppable virus monster tries to figure out what to get his sister for her birthday. Shoplifitng, helicopter crashes, and an angry Blackwatch general ensue.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 147 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M./Athena - Complete
Halo: Acheron by G. Langland reviews
Years before the events of the first Halo, the Master Chief and two other Spartans are sent to investigate a distress call from a far-flung moon...a moon called Acheron.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,454 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Spartan 117 Takes on the Reapers by Ulquiorra9000 reviews
An uber-hacking Master Chief bullies Shepard off the scene and saves the galaxy by himself from the Reapers. Or at least, he tries to!
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Joker - Complete
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We Are The Chorus reviews
"The galaxy will bleed, and its blood will be the color of Ruby's own." -Eldar Legend. Circa Unknown.
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,721 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/24/2020 - Published: 2/24/2020 - Imperial Guard, Space Marines, Ruby R., Yang X.L.
Ours is The Mortal reviews
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Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 65,276 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/17/2019 - Published: 10/5/2018 - Imperial Guard, Inquisition, Tyranids, White Fang Lt. - Complete
Ours is the Iniquitous reviews
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Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,883 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/3/2019 - Published: 5/11/2017 - Space Marines, The Emperor, Yang X.L., Glynda G. - Complete
Last Rites reviews
To stand in the forty-first and be unbowed is a grim proposal. To believe that the individual is stronger than the whole is a crime worthy of the fate it calls forth. There are always exceptions, doubtless heroes and vengeful fiends, each rising beyond their own limitations and scraping the heavens with the tips of their fingers. These are their stories, their falls, their hope.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2018 - Imperial Guard, Space Marines, Sisters of Battle, Adeptus Mechanicus
Hate reviews
"Death is too much a mercy for one such as you. The sin you have sown, the path you have walked, the atrocities you've committed. No, no there can be no half measures for a monster like you. I will throw you now, to the bleakest pit, in the farthest reaches of the void I shall condemn you for all time. Locked away, left to your mind, knowing that all you have wrought is now folly."
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,528 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/21/2018 - Published: 10/4/2018 - Daemons, Lost and the Damned, Ruby R., Yang X.L. - Complete
Ours is the Hunger reviews
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Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,055 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/4/2018 - Published: 7/4/2017 - Imperial Guard, Tyranids, Adam T., White Fang Lt. - Complete
Ours is the Apocryphal reviews
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Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,591 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/13/2018 - Published: 7/24/2017 - Daemons, Space Marines, Khorne, Shopkeeper - Complete
Without Hesitation reviews
It is the forty-third millennium, and war continues...
Crossover - Warhammer & Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,772 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Inquisition