aloysia pitonhide bio
 My real name is Ilaria and how you can suppose I'm Italian! I live in Genoa and I'm 23 years old. Well, what can I say...I really like DB especially DBZ cause of the different sagas...my favourite is Freeza's one, cause I love Namekians :)! By this you can understand which is my favourite character...yes, he is Piccolo (that in my language was translated as Junior...)!! I love him...he is so sexy, strong, intelligent...perfect I can say ;)! Then it comes Vegeta as second... Apart from DBZ I like also Harry Potter's saga..and there my love is Snape! In fact in my nickname you can find "piton" which is the italian name for Snape...I like him because he is very clever, ironic, learned, brave and sexy too :)!! Instead the first part of my nickname is from Aloysius Pendergast which is a FBI agent of a series of thrillers by Preston and Child... Instead, as regards movies or tv series, I love films with a moral meaning, such as Forrest Gump or Dead Poets Society, but I also love thriller and horrors, such as almost all the ones by Dario Argento and many by Wes Craven...my favourite series is Nightmare On Elm Street, I think Freddy is really a great character cause of his personality, in fact differently from many other killers such as Jason or Myers he is not mute and plays also many jokes...for these reason one of my favourite actors (together with Johnny Depp and Jack Nicholson) is Robert Englund...I think he is really a great man and actor..I mean, I've met him and he was really kind to me..then he is not only good in playing killers but also other roles...for example Erik Destler (the phantom of the Opera) which is always a killer, but a romantic one :)! By the way, I'm a member of a forum about Robert, it's a good one :), so if anybody wants to join us this is the link: http:/// As tv series I really like Doctor House M.D. (Gregory is too sexy!!) and the old V- Visitors (Willie is a so sweet alien!!)... Last but not least...I really, really, really love JEH..that is Jackie Earle Haley! Yeah, he is too great as Rorschach and also as Freddy, he was the best part of the remake imo, but also as Ronnie in Little Children, Mooncher in Breaking Away and "Big" Dave in Losin' it...too funny Jackie! And then Human Target, Guerrero is simply the best! Well, that's it! I hope to enjoy this site and if you want to write me anything, just do it :)! Bye, bye... |
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in Prague at night by cedricsowner reviews
Ilsa and Guerrero bunk together. T-rated for mild sexual references. One-shot.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Guerrero, I. Pucci - Complete
healthy attitude by cedricsowner reviews
Guerrero and Ilsa after the team lost a client. One-shot.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Guerrero, I. Pucci - Complete
Life of Riley by JoanieNobody reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one: A former hit man walks into a bar... Guerrero/OC fic. Expect lemons.
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,352 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Guerrero - Complete
Crutch by christlan reviews
The birth of Guerrero's son. My first time writing fan-fiction. Now complete.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Guerrero, Chance - Complete
A Good End to A Bad Day by emc78 reviews
One shot. Guerrero/Ames Ames has a really shitty day on the job and asks Guerrero for a little help to get over it. Warning: Ames has a rough time of it in the beginning. Mature readers only please.
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Ames, Guerrero - Complete
Hungry hungry hitman by snailboat64 reviews
Guerrero is eating, no surprise there, and the rest of the team are watching. One shot.
Human Target - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Guerrero - Complete
Rejecting Ames by snailboat64 reviews
A brief conversation about Ames between Chance and Guerrero.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Guerrero, Ames - Complete
Keep pushing those buttons by snailboat64 reviews
Chance has a job that Guerrero wants nothing to do with. Guerrero gets annoyed and gets to be very annoying in return, with dangerous consequences for everyone. COMPLETE - PLEASE REVIEW!
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,135 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Complete
Killing Ames by HautkopfofUlm reviews
Title says it all. I killed Ames in this story. Let's find out how the crew deal with it and how she really died. The focus is still on Guerrero in this. Enjoy!
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Guerrero, Ames - Complete
Taking care of business by snailboat64 reviews
Ames thinks she can manipulate Guerrero.Borderline smut but it's not what you think, I'm NOT shipping these two! Not sure if this is a T or an M.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Ames, Guerrero - Complete
Responsible by snailboat64 reviews
A case goes bad but who is responsible and who feels that responsibility? An episode length-ish fic with action, angst, bad language and a bit of humour thrown in too. Now complete.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,948 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Complete
Happy Birthday by tpel reviews
Guerrero on freelancing: "We don't get benefits, there is no job security, and nobody gives you a cake on your birthday. The upside: freedom." A short, silly drabble following up on this topic.
Human Target - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
The Secret Diary of TMR by Kimberlee18 reviews
Emilia Bliss finds a diary during christmas of her seventh year. This is no ordinary book. Mature content warning. TMR/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,364 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
Inside by Javanyet reviews
Ham Tyler's "computer geek" lover gets some hard lessons in the meaning of deep cover.
V, 1984 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,696 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Ham T. - Complete
Partners by hmsbeta reviews
AU: What happens when Rorschach teams up with Laurie instead of Dan? Spanning several years, pre-Crimebusters to 1969. Eventual Silk Spectre II/Rorschach romance. Rated for language, brief descriptions of violence and sensuality.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 66 - Words: 166,555 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Laurie J./Silk Spectre - Complete
Deus Ex by La spina fra i lilla reviews
Goku returns to the living world for the tournament only to discover that some things have changed. Seven years is a long time to be widowed, Chi-chi has moved on. Sort of surprise pairing and one OC. Mild language. Oneshot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Chi-Chi, Piccolo - Complete
The One Who Comforts by vegamarie reviews
Left alone to deal with the aftermath of Goku's decision to remain in the afterlife, ChiChi is forced with the realization that her husband is not coming back. Where does that leave her, and is there someone who can help her adjust to life without Goku?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,369 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Chi-Chi, Piccolo - Complete
A Nightmare in Paradise by Danielle L.B reviews
Freddy in a speedo. Enough said.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Complete
Nightmare Switch by Danielle L.B reviews
Freddy is calm, gentle, and feminine. He has a boyfriend, a new home, and a whole new set of friends...or so it appears after a body swap with a teenage girl. What's a child murderer to do?
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,180 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2004 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Complete
Earth Girls are Weird by Amanda9 reviews
A girl, and alien and a club. A little Willie fluff piece from the Series pilot.
V, 1984 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Complete
…But All Men are Reptiles by Amanda9 reviews
Harmony Musing: from V: The miniseries
V, 1984 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Complete
Desert Prey by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Willie has doubts about going on a mission with Alex Cole—but when his worst fears are realized, he may be Cole's only chance for survival. Follows Changing Seasons.
V, 1984 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,469 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Willie - Complete
Who Wants To Live Forever? by Kosh reviews
*TISSUE WARNING* My take on how Piccolo died in the Mirai timeline. A songfic featuring Who Wants To Live Forever by Queen.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Piccolo, Gohan
The Long Goodbye by Onyx reviews
Call me a sellout, but I actually did it. Grinz Here we have a story set in the original timeline where Goku dies of the heart virus. Here's the goodbye...and the lives of the remaining characters afterwards. Also, something that can be loosely called r
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,568 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/6/2003 - Published: 12/8/2002 - Piccolo, Chi-Chi - Complete
Love In Writing by Jade Raven 21 reviews
*Finished* Piccolo saves a woman in the woods. She creates something that leads him to find her again and become friends. They eventually become more.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,473 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2002 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Piccolo
My Angel... Won't you be mine? by ZelAndPiccoloFreak reviews
*COMPLETE* Takes place after Cell (A/U) It is about a friend of Goku's in the afterworld coming on an errand to checkup on Goku's friends. Little did she know Goku had a plan for his afterworld friend. This story focuses on Piccolo. R&R
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,800 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2002 - Published: 3/31/2002 - Piccolo, Vegeta - Complete
The Namek Girl by LadyKarura reviews
Story is now COMPLETE! Vegeta falls into the doldrums lately, Bulma wishes his dead friend back. But what happens when Piccolo develops feelings for this new girl? Please R&R!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,352 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/6/2002 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Piccolo - Complete
Piccolo and Chi Chi by Bucky reviews
(Complete) Like many of you, the thought of these two, together, made me want to puke. But then I wrote this story, and realized that they didn't belong with anyone else... (continued in 'Goku and Bulma)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,055 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/7/2002 - Published: 3/1/2002 - Piccolo, Chi-Chi - Complete