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Author has written 12 stories for Lord of the Flies, Harry Potter, Superman, Fight Club, Supernatural, Sherlock, and Dragon Age.

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Days Like These by Elendraug reviews
'You know what hope is? Hope is a bastard. Hope is a liar, a cheat and a tease.' AU. What if Anders and Fenris had met in Tevinter? Inspired by the kinkmeme. Eventual slash.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,217 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Anders, Fenris
Betwixt by havelocke reviews
Riku finds himself torn between his best friend and a fiery lust filled redhead. [sora x riku x axel] au. yaoi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,282 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Riku, Axel
Jamie and Jamie by volta arovet reviews
Little Jamie Madrox is tired of being left out because he's so young. He wants someone to talk to, and who better to talk to than...himself?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2002 - Multiple/Jamie M. - Complete
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Walk Softly and Carry a Big Axe reviews
6 Months Post-Game, Fenris and Anders travel together to rescue The Champion from the real Magister Danarius. Male!Hawke x Fenris, Male!Hawke x Anders, Fenris x Anders. SLASH. Lengthy Author's Note for details.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 276,285 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Fenris, Anders, Zevran A., Hawke (M)
Power Chord: Fear and Lothering in Lost Thedas reviews
Hawke and his band, the Deep Roads Expedition, are going straight to the top to compete in Kirkwall's annual Battle of the Bands. All he needs are righteous bandmates and wicked tunes. Fear and Lothering tells of the Hawke family's escape from Lothering with the help of reclusive diva Flemeth, the Witch of the Wilds.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,772 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20 - Hawke (M), Carver H., Aveline V., Bethany H. - Complete
Power Chord: Bass and Switch reviews
Hawke and his band, the Deep Roads Expedition, are going straight to the top to compete in Kirkwall's annual Battle of the Bands. All he needs are righteous bandmates and wicked tunes. Bass and Switch tells of how Hawke finds a magically enhanced elven bassist fugitive from Tevinter. And Anders approves 50. Warnings: AU. SLASH. Anders/Fenris. Cheese.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Anders, Carver H., Fenris, Hawke (M) - Complete
Sushi-Qun reviews
Hawke somehow convinces his friends to work at a Qunari sushi restaurant for a night in his quest to earn funds for the Deep Roads Expedition. With three warriors taking orders, two rogues rolling sushi and three mages in the kitchen, how could this possibly be a bad idea? Starring M!Hawke, and most characters from DAII.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012
The Book reviews
Dragon Age II Alternate Timeline. Varric sees more than he should have and writes about it. This wouldn't be so bad, but then Isabela draws the pictures and Danarius gets his hands on it. Humour, romance, action, and a bit of drama. SLASH. Fenders.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,758 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
Cake reviews
A delicious misunderstanding... Fenders cake, anyone?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
T reviews
Sherlock is poisoned with normal human emotions and John Watson, doctor and soldier, must deal with the consulting detective and find the cure before London falls apart. Warnings for possible male/male content.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sing the Little Children reviews
AU. Ralph was captured before the island burned, but is kept alive. No rescue. Now it's three years later and the whole island is going to pot. Eventual slash and graphic violence.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,174 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 5/20/2002 - Complete
What's a Favour Between Friends? reviews
Slash. A brief interlude between Sam and Dean, wherein an old friend helps Sam to realize the depth of his feelings for his elder brother. Warnings for content and the author's terrible sense of humor. Not as dramatic as the summary implies, honest.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Speaking in Vowels reviews
A brutal interlude between the narrator and Tyler Durden. A slash PWP, featuring violence, blood, broken furnishings, and excessive use of movie quotes. Not for the faint of heart.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Safe reviews
Superman and Richard White slash. Superman is in love, which means that Richard MUST be safe, no matter what.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Firebolt, Take me Away! reviews
A short, humor fic about Harry's special relationship with his broom. Read it for a good laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Harry P.