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Joined 11-29-09, id: 2162015, Profile Updated: 10-17-11
Author has written 5 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series, and Sandman.

A Wayward Victorian Girl from the depths of Dysfunction, I am truly mad. I am A Pleasant One, which means I am a Skulduggery Pleasant reader/zealot. I talk to Derek Landy often and am writing my own novel.

I listen to music a lot.

You must have tea and cake with the vicar or you die!

Emilie Autumn = my life. The Plague. Get it. Feed it. Spread it. Sluts.

Skulduggery Pleasant + tea + Emilie Autumn + Sandman = my life in a leech jar.

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Skulduggery Pleasant Drabbles by YayForMagicDetectivesAndStuff reviews
My first Skulduggery Pleasant drabble series :D D Some O/Cs, some craziness and a bit of seriousness. (Seriously guys most of these are a few years old so they're a bit rubbish but the later ones should be better!)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,880 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 2/17/2010
Vampire kiss by Vanity Storm reviews
this is my first ever fanfic read and tell me what you think this also has spoilers for the forth book,fifth and sixth! and is my version of what happends next PLS REVIEW! rated t just in case! :contains lots of characters! very OC * V.S * COMPLETE!:D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,954 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Rebirth Of A Demon by evildead96 reviews
Sequel to Vampires Will Never Hurt You, Dusk returns even merciless than ever with his new team for revenge and he's brought back the demon himself, Serpine. When new characters arrive, what will happen in the events? Who will live?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,525 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 1/24/2010 - N. Serpine, Dusk
Valduggery drabbles by Skulduggerys-Girl-Valkyrie reviews
Drabbles for Valduggery hints of violance and doestic abuse in one chapter.it is rated m so you have been warned......please review...no one reviews anymore.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 27,269 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010
The Smiling Detective by Flaring Rhythm reviews
Friends, family, laughter, romance. Through the good times, the bad times, and, indeed, the slightly strange times, friends are there for eachother. Skulduggery and Valkyrie are there for eachother. Good lord. Valduggery/Fletchyrie/Ghanith/Others. Songfic
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 152 - Words: 101,804 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009
Crack by TheDeliquent9 reviews
WARNING CONTAINS SERIOUS CRACK! Well we all know a life with Skulduggery and Valkyrie wouldn't be normal. Rated T because I think Skulduggery is a pervert. Valduggery with a tad of Ghanith.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,361 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
His and Her Broken Bones by NerdySkeleton reviews
A bunch of oneshots made from my crazy mind. Some of them are sweet and normal, others are full of bad things, and others are just Skulduggery and Valkyrie arguing. Rated T for those iffy situations sometimes. Mostly Valduggery. Please read and review :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 118 - Words: 116,206 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009
Tibbits on the life of Valduggery! by TheBlueBottle reviews
Little stories on Valduggery and Ghanith! Blah blah...you guys know the rest! R/R please! Rated T for lots of stuff! XD
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,621 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/20/2009
Every Step by They Call Me The Merchant reviews
Valkyrie is starting to get uncomfotable around Skulduggery. And It's not just because he's a living skeleton. Valkyrie/Skulduggery pairing . A side of Ghastly/Tanith and lots of Fletcher being jealous. Please R&R!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Random Pieces of My Mind by REn cI ShA ShoU. Mercy-Killer reviews
Random things and insane stories from the mind of yours truly.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 23,159 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010
Little Surprises by Crystal Rosen reviews
Sequel to Mackinac Island Mayhem. Skulduggery and Valkyrie are sent back to the island for another problem, but Valkyrie seems to have bigger problems than a couple rogue vampires. Sorry this sucks and it might change...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,994 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010
Guilty Pleasure by letthesongtakeflight reviews
"Valkyrie Cain, you're my guilty pleasure." "Skulduggery Pleasant, you're my guilty pleasure, too." A collection of Valduggery oneshots. May canon-ball. Don't like, don't read.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,166 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - [Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.]
Triangle by herp-di-derp reviews
Valkyrie Cain is torn. Two men adore her. Or so she thought. What if one of them was only using her? Just to hurt her and wreck her very core? M for a reason. Slight humor I guess. Enjoy and please R&R!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,816 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010
Psychologist by evaernst reviews
To work better as a team the Skulduggery Pleasant- characters go to a psychologist who doesn't know that a magical world exists. Ratet T just to be sure...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,561 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010
A few random oneshots about Valduggery and Ghanith by herp-di-derp reviews
Just random Valduggery oneshots. Enjoy :D Title and summary is changed by the way. Please R&R :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 34,861 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009
As I'd want it to be by Megan McAlistair reviews
My thoughts what will be in book four. Just drabbles really. Short and amusing
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
Crying in the Rain by REn cI ShA ShoU. Mercy-Killer reviews
Valkyrie Cain is still crying for Skulduggery Pleasant. That is, until she meets someone who could help her get him back.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010
Skulduggery Pleasant What it's taught us by IWatchTVStaticAndThinkIt'sFun reviews
88 things the first Skulduggery Pleasant book has taught us. Idea related to 88 things Twilight has taught us. No offence intended. No claim on the idea, just the contents. Disclaimer, I don't own the SP series no matter how much I wish I do, R&R!XD
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010
One and Only by Druna Malgood reviews
Short, Skulduggery Pleasant related one-shots with all kinds of different pairings, like Valduggery, Fletcheryie, Ghastith, Chinduggery etc. Beware of some Mortal Coil Spoliers.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Once Upon A Time by NerdySkeleton reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant and his friends never seem to live in a nice fairy tale world, and never get a "happily ever after" ending. Let's change that, shall we? Crack and normal pairings. Updates are erratic. Reading and reviewing is much obliged :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,685 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010
Drabbles&Sonfics with the crew by DelphianBleak reviews
Give it a chance? :p A bunch of sonfics, if a liked storyline, if asked may carry on, warning : valduggery & Ganith are present here! wiht an OC - Delphian Bleak :p previously just some more songfics! : xDBx
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,993 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010
To Seduce a Skeleton by NerdySkeleton reviews
Valkyrie Cain is no average Casanova, so she has to wonder what she can do to get the great Skulduggery Pleasant. Between her diary ramblings and battles between crazed spiritual fanatics, she wonders if she'll ever get the guy. Rated T for violence.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,339 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Love's dark secrets by face4theradio reviews
China has a deep dark secret from the past that she doesn't want Skuldugery to know about, but love complicates things. And when Valkyries own problems come to a head, secrets get out of hand.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - China S.
Divine Sorrows by evildead96 reviews
When a stranger appears at China's door and isn't at all a stranger, what happens when Skulduggery is all caught in the middle and is Valkyrie too dazed by the truth, or Divine?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,876 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - China S., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Casting Spells by Tunica Spellcaster reviews
When life gets boring and all the villains have seemed to evaporated, a person from Skulduggery's past asks him for help and everything turns into chaos! Secrets are revealed! etc. Incredibly funny. Please read and review. My first Skulduggery story.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 55,390 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Sticks and Stones Won't Break My Bones by RaNdOmWitCh reviews
Valduggey and Ghanith drabbles. I love these couples they are SO COOL! T for the moment
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010
Valkyrie Cain: The Dark Side Of Love by ToryTigress92 reviews
Nefarian/Valkyrie. Warning: this ain't gonna be pretty. He tortured her, manipulated her and hated her. She hated him with a passion but that didn't matter. Because Nefarian Serpine and Valkyrie Cain were in love.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/12/2010 - [Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., N. Serpine] - Complete
Slow Motion by Druna Malgood reviews
When things change, people change. Valkyrie and Skulduggery see this happening on a daily basis but they really didn't expect to see a change in a certain annoying, blonde friend of theirs. Fletcherie, Ghastith and a little Valduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Skulduggery P.
Queen of Ashes by Angel-Jade666 reviews
So Skulduggery's off with the Faceless Ones, God only knows where his skull is, and finding it is next to impossible-but that's hardly enough to stop Valkyrie and the rest of the usual gang from trying. Rated T to be on the safe side. Reviews are loved!XD
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,196 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010
Reasons to kill by YouCantTakeTheSkyFromMe reviews
A few relativly short stories. Not a Valduggery amoung them; ain't that shiny!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009
Lythia, Oceane and Sydney on Adventures Again by Oceane LeClaire reviews
Lythia Harpen, Oceane LeClaire, and Sydney Jones are on adventures with a skeleton and his friends, but i don't really know what else is going to happen, so neither do you, haha
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010
The funeral That Creepy Kid's challenge by DelphianBleak reviews
Just thought I'd have a go give it a go? :P whoooo!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
Bad boy by Phantom-Girl XD reviews
Val and Skul have arrested half vamp twins. But Valkyrie has a feeling for one of them. What will happen? Rated T cause i said so. :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010
A Bag of Old Bones by Catwings1026 reviews
My ninth grade sociology teacher always told us to marry our best friends, if at all possible. Skulduggery and Valkyrie, however, need to understand their relationship a bit better before it can get to that. ValDuggery, Ghanith, future setting.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Eidolon by Catwings1026 reviews
Vignette centering on how Skulduggery could return during the upcoming DARK DAYS novel. This assumes that Valkyrie has attained mastery of the necromancer powers as well as posession of the skull.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
Skulduggery Easter by JJ Dragon reviews
Set after the christmas story. What happens when the group have easter together? Don't read this unless you have read the 12 xmas presents.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
Sometimes I Lick Windows by Flaring Rhythm reviews
Flaring Rhythm, Druna Malgood, and Shakra Flame. Sounds scary already. Add arrest warrantees,romance,and the Skulduggery Pleasant gang, and things just get ever so slightly insane. Skulduggery's life just got interesting... Valduggery ;
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010
Silence Speaks Volumes by NerdySkeleton reviews
It's always the silent ones who have something to hide. . . Rated T, but later chapters will be marked M. Read and review if you please. Now complete!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,375 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
Random slough of oneshots shoved together by Midnight's Queen reviews
Random things I wrote while bored in Geometry class. Please read & review.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010
Last Resort by bumblebee84 reviews
A crossover between G1 Transformers and Skulduggery Pleasant. The Autobots are sent to protect Dublin Ireland from the Deceptions. Skulduggery and Valkyrie are on the case, trying to find out what it is that the Deceptions are after.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bumblebee
Another way to look at himValduggery! by Madlenkazz reviews
This is my first fan-fiction. It's going to be a Valduggery, just so you know. This is my first, so any feedback you have would be appreciated! Love ya'll skulduggery fans!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,609 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010
Oh, Bless Catastrophy by Kavisk reviews
Skulduggery and Valkyrie arrest an adept accused of murder. He also happens to be the first magical teenager she's ever met. She feels attracted to him, but Skulduggery doesn't approve.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009
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Valduggery, Ghanith, and a whole lot of revelation reviews
It's Valduggery, Ghanith, and Fletchia galore! Fights, weddings, amusement, general mayhem, and a whole lot of OC's! Songfics, madness, Flaring and romance are sure to equal a lot of laughter!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 99 - Words: 79,540 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009
Death Bringer and Receiver reviews
NOT A CROSSOVER. Just a oneshot, because I thought it might be interesting. Melancholia meets somebody who doesn't actually approve of her actions... unsurprisingly, but this time it has consequences.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Melancholia - Complete
The Woes of Dysfunction reviews
There is a new Endless. Her name is Dysfunction, and she's having a hard enough time settling in as it is without both Morpheus and Desire after her. Trouble is, Morpheus doesn't want her because of Desire...
Sandman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Dream
Skulduggery Pleasant: Death Circle reviews
Skulduggery and Valkyrie have several dangerous new opponents. The same as always, right? Except they also have another problem - one they never forsaw. Valduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010
Ghastly encounters LYthia Harpen! reviews
Ghastly Bespoke has an odd encounter with a new sorceress, called Lythia Harpen. A bit of Fletcher/Valkyrie present. Quite amusing!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009