Author has written 4 stories for iCarly, Maximum Ride, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
hey! i got a laptop, daily updates
my name is... sigh... mom is background lecturing me about safety on the internet. T.T my name is marie butyou can call me marvin,or murphy!or melvin
My fav saying is when life gives you lemons make orange juice abd watch the world try and figure out how the hell you did that.
any ways here some basic information.
I am 14,i live in canada.
i spend most of my time on fanfiction and facebook.
i am major fan of all things awesome for example:
jokes,sayings,books,animae,manga,aaron dismuke, and other funny stuff.(will fix later to busy reading cyanide & happyness)
my best friend is ilovetobite/brooklyn HI BROOKBROOK RUNS LIKE HELL
THIS IS FOR MY BEST FRIEND!
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
A friend will hide you when you're running from he police.
A best friend is probably the reason why you're running
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
it takes is one split second for a parents worst nightmare to come true
Here's some of the copy and paste things
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
You know you live in 2010 when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
Fear knocked on the door. Faith answered it. No one was there.
Join the dark side; we have cookies.
WARNING: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Fun things to do when bored: Run to an empty register at WalMart and yell into the microphone, "Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger, will you please stop snogging in the tupperware aisle!
When life hands you lemons... ask for a refund.
Bad pickup line #138: So... you're a girl huh?
Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most countries. ~Willie Wonka
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Everybody has a wild side; me and my friends just decide to show it in public.
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.
You cry; I cry. You laugh; I laugh. You jump off a cliff; I laugh even harder
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You zone out even with other people.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
You're profile is REALLY long.
Your computer runs out of memory.
You can't stop writing!
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
I guess I'm an author. . .
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING.
1. How are you feeling today?
flo ridar-Right round
comment:does that mean im dizzy??
2. Will you get far in life?
C:does taht mean im going to die??
3. How do your friends see you?
C:as i ticking time bomb to crazy maybe
4. Will you get married?
C:my chances are low arent they -.-
5. What is your best friends theme song?
3oh!3-dont trust me
c:so true when it comes to brooklyn
6. What is the story of your life?
Flo ridar- low (again)
C:CRAp! tht means im going to be a hooker doesnt it?
7. What will the rest of highschool be like?
cascade-EVACUATE THE DANCEFLOOR
8. How will you get ahead in life?
Basshunter-I can walk on water,I can fly.
Does that mean im Jesus??Or may be LOrd voldermort!:D
9. What is the best thing about your friends?(this will be good)
Kris allen - no boundries
c:we have no space so ??lol or no secrets ..well brooklyn noes EVERYTHING about me
10: To describe your grandparents?
The lonely island-Im on a boat (why is this on my ipod?)
C:my grandparents are swearing on a boat??
11. How is your life going?
Taylor swift-Picture to burn
C:apparently not well
12. What song will they play at your funeral?(o crap!)
Justin bieber-one less lonely girl
13. How does the world see you?
c:apparently on fire! (well i am a nautural ginger ;)
14. Will you have a happy life?)im so screwed)
Taylor swift-our song
C:i am confuzzled on this one
16. Do people secretly lust after you?(nope!)
justin bieber-one less lonely girl
C:i geuss so
17. How can I make myself happy?
idk who it dont say but listen to your heart
C:ok good advice!
18. What should you do with your life?
Lady gaga-love game
so with my life i should ride disco sticks o.0
19. Will you have children
David geutta_sexy chick!
i geuss so
20. What is your deep dark secret?(noo!!)
30h!3-DON'T TRUST ME'
MY SECRET IS PEOPLE SHOULDNT TRUST ME??BIG SECRET THT IS EYE ROLLS
21. What is your mortal enemy's theme song?(so miss jeffreys theme song?)
david geutta-sexy chick
AHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!
22. What is your personality like?
lady gaga_just dance
23: What song will be played at your wedding?(if i have one)\
pitbull-hotel room service
geuss were heading straight to the honeymoon!
Love vs. Sex
A girl about seventeen was out with her friends one night and time passed quickly as they shared their experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid, it was a small town and her house was only a few blocks away. As she walked under the tall elm trees Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. when she reached an alley, which was a shortcut to her house, she decided to take it. however, halfway down the alley she noticed a man at the end of the alley as though he were waiting for her. she became uneasy and began to pray for God's protection. Instantly a feeling of calmness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.when she reached the end of the alley she walked right past by the man and arrived home safely. the following day she read in a newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the alley only twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by the fact that it could have been her, she wept. thanking the Lord for her safety and to help the young women, she went down to the police station. she felt she could reconize the man, and told them her story. the police asked her if she could willingly look at a lineup to see if she could reconize him. she agreed and immediatly pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man as told he had been identified he broke down and confessed. the officer thanked diane and asked her if he could do anything for her. she asked him if he could ask the man one question. Diane was curoius as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him he answered,"Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her," Amazingly, whether you believe it or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?
Repost this is you truly believe in God...
P.S. God is always there in your heart and will always love you... if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you will who read this will not repost this.
me/aaron dismuke (i couldnt resist!~)
brooklyn/envy (i told you i would!whos laughing now bitch?...o wait u still are.)
and im not gonna go on with this cuz it quie literlly has 60 couples on this not even joking.
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