LordMaster6
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Joined 11-29-09, id: 2162428, Profile Updated: 04-29-14
Author has written 15 stories for NCIS, Downton Abbey, Pirates of the Caribbean, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 100, and Once Upon a Time.

I am the Lord and Master of the universe, kiss my toes bitches...

Man I'm smooth like, Marlon Brando at thirty
At my peak like, Marlon Brando at fifty
And I'm fat like, Marlon Brando at seventy
Fuck it, no one sick can ever better me (no one man)


Clown Prince, Hilltop Hoods

It must be something that I said
Cause you smile in my face
then bitch behind my back when I'm gone

Something I Said, Thundamentals

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With Friends Like You, Who Needs Enemies? reviews
For the most part, Clarke Griffin's wedding goes according to plan, it's as exactly perfect as one would expect...
100 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Bellamy B., Clarke G.
The Woman in The Red Dress reviews
During the course of an undercover drug operation, DEA Special Agent Jake Peralta makes a bet with his CIA partner in red, if he can learn her real name by the time they bring down the Cortez Cartel, she'll go on a real date with him.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Amy S, Jake P.
Smiles Don't Lie reviews
Jake's got a problem, one he really doesn't want solved.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Amy S, Jake P. - Complete
Five Times Jake Makes Terrible Choices and One Time Amy Does reviews
Jake never expected his terrible choices to work out so well. Some angst, future fic.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Amy S, Jake P. - Complete
It's a Pirate's Life reviews
Killian Jones knows nothing of piracy when he first becomes one, until he meets a certain captain lacking in a ship and wanting for sobriety.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/15/2013
The Light You Burned reviews
Modern AU. Grantham Investment Bank has been rocked by scandal, CEO Robert Crawley knows he needs to act fast to save the Bank to which his family's future is tied. Matthew Crawley, driven by his debts and his regrets, is made an offer that could make or break both himself and the Bank. Mary Crawley returns to GIB in the wake of the scandal to claim what is rightfully hers.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,285 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Matthew C., Mary C.
Life Goes On reviews
'This is the ninth night in a row that you have come over to my house after work. Uninvited.' Ziva declares. One shot set sort of during 10x01, near the end... it should become apparent upon reading. There is some swearing, but mostly you'll just find a lot of Tiva fluff.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
I Still Taste Blood reviews
AU Story, NCIS set in the Wild West... action, humour, banter, sheep. ON HIATUS until further notice. I'll probably get inspired again if NCIS goes downhill...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,839 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Where the is Ziva? reviews
Tony's been asking the question, and now we have the answer...
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Control reviews
Tony tests her self control, Ziva's waiting for that moment. Ficlet inspired by the no safety pin challenge on LiveJournal. No spoilers, no timeline.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Ticking reviews
Ficlet inspired by Shane Brennan's little tiva comment, "It's like juggling a grenade while trying to put the pin back in", there's an entire LJ community full of stories for that little quote, but I don't have the time to make me an LJ account.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Watercolour reviews
Post Rule 51 fic, in which Tony somehow finds himself on the run from every cop and soldier in Mexico, as well as the Reynosa Cartel. Mild Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,706 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Bad Hair Days reviews
Tiva Fluff... not much else to be said about it.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The Bottle reviews
Tony finds solace in alcohol as he struggles to come to terms with what he's feeling for Ziva. Set from Summer of Season 5 to TorC. Adult Themes. One Shot
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
My Brother's Keeper reviews
Cesar's mother has just died, the only family he has ever known. To stay out of Foster Care and off the streets, he's going to have to find his father, who knocked up his mother after a one night stand. A man he has spent his life hating...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,061 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Tony D.