Star Ash Myst
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Joined 11-29-09, id: 2162715, Profile Updated: 07-08-11
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, NCIS, and Mortal Instruments.

I do not own my profile picture
This is what it says:

It's a boy!
Lots of love to the whole family
from us and our baby boy
Teddy Lupin!
We're still alive and as happy
as can be XXXXXXXXXX


Some Original Ones by me...

Tick tock, that stupid clock
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
Stupid clock, you will die tomorow.
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
Scratch, scribble...

Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
A title, one stanza...
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
No, all wrong.

Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
Rip, tear, trash.
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
Turn to another page.

Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
The possibilities are endless.
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
That clock is going to die.

Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
The authors worst fear.
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
A blank page.

Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
No words, no letters.
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
No ideas, just emptiness.

Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
I am going to rip that clock apart.
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
And then burn the pieces.

Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
gets an idea
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
Scratch, scribble...

Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
Poem: finished
Tick tock, tick tock, tick, tock
Maybe that clock wasn't so bad after all.

Do you get it? The author was inspired to write this because of the "stupid clock." I dunno, but if anyone read, let me know if it made sense HONESTLY! I want to do something with it but I want to know if it makes sense or not to other people first. Thank you!

Listening to War
US History comes around
Such a boring class.
They all chat quietly with their friends
But I am quite aghast.

We are not learning our times tables,
Or about Bio homeostasis
We are learning about tragic wars,
So please just let me say this.

When we turn to page 209
We see some random things.
We see names and dates we need to remember
And forget by next spring.

But I see more than that, see.
I see babies, children, and men.
I see kids who lost their fathers
In the book written in pen.

For all those people that I see
I know that they had lives.
And they lost them, to their country
And left behind their wives.

They are not just names for a test
Or numbers of those dead.
They were people-living people
That children cried about in bed.

They fought a war to protect
The ones they loved so dear.
They left behind real people
Despite his greatest fear.

They fought to make a better life
For their family-and you and me.
And yet, still in the end.
They’re nameless faces-dead, you see.

But yet I still chat in US History
No matter what I say
But still, I promise to remember
Every last one today.

Now, I know I’m being stupid-
I can’t remember every one.
But not even our US History books
Can tell us who all is gone.

Good people, bad people…
They are definitely not the same.
The good ones are those who fought,
The ones who bear no fame.

The good ones are the ones
Who stood up for what was right.
Who did it for everyone,
Even though they might not have won the fight.

So as I am here thinking
About the heroes of History,
I know there will come a time,
When people won’t remember me.

But that’s okay-that’s just the end.
It doesn’t matter, really.
Because I’ll try to be them-a hero
Even if I still chat in US History.


To Cheer Up a Friend by kokiri85 on deviant art (This is NOT by me!!)

"So how was your Christmas?" Remus asked from the couch as Sirius sauntered into the common room.

"I got to spend loads of wonderful quality time with my family," Sirius said, then dropped down to sit beside Remus. "Yours?"

"A full moon on the snow really makes for such a picturesque Christmas eve," Remus replied. "Chocolate?"

"Why thank you," Sirius said, taking a piece. "You know, I did some thinking while I was locked in my room all month, and I think I've figured out why so much bad stuff happens to decent blokes like us."

"Oh?" Remus asked, breaking off a piece of chocolate for himself.

"Yes. See, in the grand scheme of things, it's like this," Sirius said, gesturing broadly. "You know life?"

"Yeah?" Remus asked.

"It sucks."

Remus whacked him in the ribs.


Anyways, hello! My name is Ashlyn and believe it or not, Star Ash Myst was my first main character I ever wrote. I mean, I was like 8, in love with Pokemon's Mysty(sp?), and well, Star was pretty cool. My other characters' names were equally bad so I'm not going to get into them. XD

Now, however, I like to stick with Sam. This might be just because I love the name, or perhaps because the initials of Star Ash Myst is SAM. (I have a friend whose initials are legitly(sp?) JAM)

I have a tendancy to leave long, psychotic reviews. I'd like to call it a good habit, but that-I suppose-is entirely up to you. *I* never know what is going to spring onto the review I leave as I type it. I ramble a lot, like I'm doing now. In the end, I think my review can be pretty entertaining.

My bad habit, however, is ten times worse. Oftentimes, I don't finish stories. Even more, I don't post ones I do write. To tell the truth, all I do is write. I toy with the HP universe so badly I'm sure I've broken it a few times. That's okay. In those breaks, my favorite characters come back to life (Remus, Tonks, and Sirius to name a few). Harry dies, Lupin lives, and Muggle concentration camps with totally new characters spring up. Prophecies don't exist and OC's run wild.

I'm a writer. I never said I was organized, and I never said I was growing up (After all I'm only 16). I have the greatest betamuse in the world (though she doesn't read my harry potter works).

Email me and I will email you back. Decide that I'm psychotic and never email me back? Well, I won't take offense, but I might hunt you down XD lmao just kidding to you sirius people (did I mention I have to actually think to spell "serious" correctly?)

I'm insane. I've started an original about a teen writer that develops multi-personality disorder. If I never review again, it's because the men in the white coats don't allow crazy teens to have access to computers. I don't plan on getting any saner, after all.

Sincerely,
Ashlyn, Star Ash Myst, Sam Robyn, Alex Riddle, Sam Warren, Sam Wesley, and many, many more


Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Still obsessed!)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. (Too much fanfiction!! :->)

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen ~DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE~, dark-hearted rose, Konoha's Kage, HikariNiwa, Moonlit Death. emlilyEVANS, Star Ash Myst

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (I don't slap. I punch)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (laughs The person who sits beside me in Geometry just informed me that my world was strange. Hehe.)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (laughs Who? ME? continues conversation with self)

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile. (I read fanfiction, and the result is not pretty-hysterical laughter, arguing with myself, everything)

If you have ever spent more than six hours on FanFiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile. (That, my friends, is called an internal debate. Everyone has them. They just call the ones who have them more often crazy, when, in fact, they are merely organizing their thoughts)

If you know the answer to the riddle, it is so confusing when you are trying to confuse someone you end up confusing yourself therefore you succeed in your task of confusing the person you were trying to confuse because you are less confused than the person you were trying to confuse, copy this into your profile.

If you think i wrote that last one...you're crazy i didn't but copy this into your profile anyway

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. (I get excited from just one!)

Copy and paste this into your profile if you've ever fallen in love with a fictional character.- (My OC's and then also normal characters)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I have never done that!)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (pfhh! Nah!)

If you think Remus Lupin deserves more cuddles than Jacob Black, copy this to your profile. (starts ranting about how much Rowling has screwed Lupin over)

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you make an effort to employ the use of sarcasm in your every day life, paste this into your profile. (Or even if you don't make an effort... to some of us, it just comes naturally.)

If you're sick of the reality TV fad and just lame TV show plots in general, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could live in the fandom of your choice, paste this into your profile. (I'd stop everyone from being killed in HP!)

If you've ever wished you could meet the character of your choice, paste this into your profile. (I am not a mary-sue)

If you've realized that the experience of writing fanfic has helped improve the quality of your school papers, paste this into your profile. (And vice versa, I suppose)

If you're hopelessly addicted to chocolate, paste this into your profile.

Twilight is trying to take over the world!! The world knows this, and is putting garlic on pizza to protect us from vamppires!!

A Note to Team Jacob: Next time you're called a dog by a vampire, insist that everyone likes dogs more than leeches.

Quotes:

"Allow me," said Blood, and shoulder charged the door. With a terrific, splintering crash it burst open."

"Just so you know," gasped Blood, clutching his arm. "That noise wasn't the door, it was my sodding shoulder."

"God, you can really wolf it down, can't you?" observed Blood at breakfast. "No pun intended."

As Blood drove through the thick traffic to the River North gallery area, Kate pretended to be asleep so she wouldn't have to talk to him...

..."All right Trolly," said Blood, "you can pretend to wake up now."

"Lots on your mind, eh?"

Kate shrugged. "I guess."

"Want to talk about it?"

"No."

"Thank bloody heaven for that," said Blood, pretending to wipe his brow. "Felt I should offer, but I'm reliably informed that I'm crap at being a shoulder to cry on."

"Thank God you're here," gasped Blood. "There's been a terrible accident!"

The guard frowned. "What?"

"You just fell over," said Blood, shoulder charging the man aside.

"Bite me," Tom mouthed.

"You really think he needs an invitation?" inquired Blood acidly.

"Are you two together?" asked Sunday as she rose from the mirror.

"We're just friends," Kate replied. "That's all we can be."

"Because he's, like, a werewolf?" asked Sunday. "Or because-"

"You ask a lot of questions, don't you?" Kate interupted sharply.

"That's me, Stacy Stein, expert in weird sciency stuff."

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If you appreciate the beauty of movie soundtracks and own at least one, paste this into your profile.

If you realize that by joining this site, you are a part of something special, paste this into your profile.

If you have realized that Harry Potter has over 3 times the amount of fanfiction on this site than Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (One word: Dumbledore)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile (I can quote books too)

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. (That, my friends, is called random. But random does not exist, because somehow, it ended up in your mind, and you saying that is a result of the thing being inside your head.)

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. (You're kidding, right? I read HP7 in one day!)

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile (Or any combination of them all)

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get bored easily post this on your profile. (Why do you think I live here, at fanfiction .net?)

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile. (Me and my mortal enemy Julie both)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile. (I hate when someone walks into a room in which I am reading a book and then they ask "What are you doing?" Well, I'm reading a book you idiots!)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (Or kick down)

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that. (That SO sounds like the marauders)

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. (Oh my gosh! Had Rowling not killed the marauders, they'd be 50 this year!)

If you burst out crying at a random time because it finally sunk in that Harry Potter is fictional, copy and paste this only your profile. (More times than once, but I really don't care. It is SO annoying when my mum tells me it is fictional. Yes, I know it is fictional. Are you going to go tell a two-year-old that Cinderella doesn't exist?)

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

-I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s a monkey?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

Say to a boy: Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. (HA! I had a dream last night I told someone "Wow, you hit like a girl. I'm impressed.")

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone. (Aww! That story was so sad! I forget who wrote it but its called "To Be Stupid." It's about how Lupin has no one to be stupid with anymore! :'( ))

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (double checks Nope, still breathing...still have a pulse...OK I'm good!)

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Come on! Who siriusly needs to know that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Who hasn't?)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. (What do you think I do all day?)

If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile. (memory of a gold fish. They have three seconds of memory...or is it five...?)

If whenever you see or hear the name "Remus" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile (giggles Would that happen to me? giggling fit)

If you are so obsessed with Harry Potter that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. (It was never funny. Not when you are obsessed by the time you entered the first grade from the movies but couldn't read your sister's book because it had way too many big words)

IF YOU LOVE SIRIUS BLACK, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM (Random wizard: Ah! It's Sirius Black! Sirius: You know, that gets really old after a while.)

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, but you don’t really care because even thought admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don’t want to heal, add this to your profile. (I have one word to say to that...DUH!)

If someone mentions Harry Potter, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile. (starts blabbering about HP)

If you can connect anything to Harry Potter, copy and paste this on to your profile. (Ugh, this school year is almost as bad as OWL's.)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (I almost shattered my bloody kneecap doing that!)

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile! (Even the stale ones in the teacher's lounge! laughs That's actually a very interesting story...)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this in your profile! (sarcastic No...me? Obsessed with fanfiction? That's just crazy talk!)

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile!

Skittles tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (I am not random! But I make the best hot cocoa in the world!!)

If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile (Hey, that's what fanfiction is for, right? To tell everyone that Rowling mixed up her good guy names with death eaters of those who died.)

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. (Heck yeah! I was in my moon chair, and my HP books were across the room. Well, I leaned back and managed to get 1 and 2 but I needed 3 so I kept reaching and then I fell. :) And then I laughed...hysterically.)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile (shrugs Hey it's true)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (Yeah, Sirius and Remus are always bickering. Remus thinks that Sirius is being a bad influence on me. Then Lily comes and tells them that they're being stupid, and then Tonks makes me trip over something. It's all one cycle! :D))

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile (Well it was one of those pillars at the school. Honestly, why do they put those in the middle of school halls? Don't they know people are trying to read and walk at the same time?!)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile (HP7! :D))

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile (myself included! :D))

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Education is important, school however, is another matter. (EXACTLY!!)

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

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(o.o) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny to your profile to help him in his goal of world domination!

Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far?"

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils"

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking"

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is screaming everytime you hear the name Edward because you think Jacob is 10 times better. HAHA! -laughs at Edward fangirls- --That's Crazy, too. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you cry because you are seeing perfectly ordinary movie with a family in it because it reminds you how unfair it was that Rowling killed Lupin and Tonks, and that you imagine that Remus should be laughing like the father in the movie, and Tonks should be laughing like the mother in the movie, and Teddy should be the baby giggling in the movie. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Logic is so incredibly annoying sometimes. ((Like when Lupin won't be with Tonks just because it is LOGICAL for him to stay away frmo her!!))

If you love irratating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a weird habit of writing inside jokes somewhere anyone can see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

if two wrongs dont make a right, try three

how is it possible to have a civil war?

if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistant one" -Albert Einstien

"I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it." -Garrison Keillor

"Reality is nothing but a collective hunch." -Jane Wagner

"Humankind cannot stand very much reality." -T. S. Eliot

"Everything you can imagine is real." -Pablo Picasso

"Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy." -Sarah Ban Breathnach

"Someday we'll look back at this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."

"Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and then during the rest of our lives they tell us to sit down and shut up."

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters

"Character is what you are when no one else is looking."

"You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music." Jim Carrey

"If you know me, chances are you hate me."

"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."

"I can't die, because I'm the main character of my own life."

"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."

"He who laughs last thinks slowest and he who laughs first doesn't get it." Roughdiamond5 (Hi!)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you are against abortion, post this in your profile.

AS A FORMER FETUS, I AM OPPOSED TO ABORTION!!

MY CODENAMES

YOUR REAL NAME:

Ashlyn

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Ashizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Brown Dragon

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name):

Shae Pleasant ((That is horrible))

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Orange Cocoa

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

Sahirln

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):

Rashon

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Romulus

Things I Must Not (Must) do at Hogwarts

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1.I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

2. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class. It will not get me extra credit.

3. Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.

5. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my older brother's old Calculus book.

6. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls. Nor am i allowed to use the theme from Mission Impossible.

9. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween. Or Lucius Malfoy.

10. I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

11. Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

12. Bringing fortune cookies to Divinations class does not count as extra credit.

13. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow peeps. Why Chocolate Frogs are allowed and not these is beyond me.

14. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball.

15. I will not wear A MUDBLOOD AND PROUD OF IT shirt to DE meetings and act surprised when they attack me.

16. I will not tell first years that they should build a tree-house in the whomping willow

17. I will not use silencing charms on my professors.

18. I will not scream bloody murder everytime I see Filch

19. I will not ride around hogwarts in an uncontrollable cart going really fast with no breaks, and chase Snape around while causing general chaos. (laughs evilly)

21. I will not purposefully run face on into every wall I see.

22. I will not make popping sounds with my mouth(like Donky from Shrek)and laugh when the teacher gives you a funny look.

23. I will not look at the ceiling for along time, and when I see other people looking at the ceiling too, trying to figure it out, say "What are you looking at?".

24. I will not grimace painfully while smacking my forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" while around the younger students.

25. I will not answer the professors' questions with meows.

26. I will not draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other students that this is my "personal space."

37. I will not get a black dog, name it Grim, and take it to Divination class.

28. I will not invent a cereal. There are no such thing as Voldios, and they are not magically delicious.

29. I will not yell "Pick me! Pick me!" when Snape hands out detentions.

30. I will not sing The Song That Never Ends. In the Great Hall. To the first years..

33. When called upon in class, I will not insist that the correct answer is 42

34. I will not add "according to the prophecy" to raise my Divination grade (though that could work)

35. I will not tell Muggleborn first-years that Bertie Bott's Every-Flavor Beans taste better if you them all at once

37. I will not sing "Defying Gravity" during Quidditch practice

38. The four houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Brainiacs and the Junior Death Eaters.

39. My headmasters name is Albus Dumbledore, not Gandalf

40. Yelling "to infinity and beyond" was only funny the first time I took off from my broom.

41. I will refrain from calling Fred and George - Merry and Pippin, Harry and Ron - Frodo and Sam, and it probably isnt smart to call Draco Legolas either. (Oh my gosh, I always thought Merry and Pippin reminded me of Fred and Geoge!!)

42. Telling Draco to "make like a ferret and bounce" is always a bad idea.

43. When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout “To the Batmobile, Robin”

44. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

45. No matter how creepy and abandoned some of the towers are, I will not find Johnny Depp with scissors for hands in any of them.

46. I will not tickle the sleeping dragon “just to see what happens”

47. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here

49. I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry’s prized Firebolt

50. I will not scare the First years with wild tales of an evil Author who controls our very destinies.

51. Making a Polyjuice Potion and walking up to the person I copied to make them act crazy/ act like a human mirror is not funny

53. Putting a Snitch in Malfoy’s pants really isn’t funny, even if it does make him scream like a girl.

54. Putting fake spiders in Ron’s bed is certainly not funny, especially when he tries to jump out the window.

58. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

59. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

60. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "Let me out".

62. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept. (If only Snape's ended in a death...of him anyway.)

64. The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for a reason.

72. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

78. I am aloud to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not, however, allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or a piranha.

81. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul are completely coincidental

83. Asking a Gryffindor, How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense? and walking away is only funny the FIRST time.

89. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.

93. I am not the Defense Against Boring Classes professor.

96. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled Firewhiskey.

98. First years are not to be fed to fluffy.

99. A wand is for magic. Not for practicing my drum playing no matter how bored I become.

100. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in potions class

101. First years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.

102. Novelty and Holiday themed ties are not appropriate for school uniform. (What?! Christmas ties are the only good ties!!)

103. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot

104. I should not refer the DADA teachers as the canaries in the coalmine.

105. I will restrain myself from saying: Dude, get a life. When facing Lord Voldemort.

106. I am not allowed to place muggle fairytale books under the history section of the library.

107. There is not now, nor will there ever be a fifth house at Hogwarts. I am not a member of this house, or the founder.

109. Albus Dumbledores proper title is Headmaster, not: The Gandalf Wannabe

110. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesized her death.

111. I will not use Gryffindors and Slytherins as Christmas decorations.

115. Ravenclaws do not in any circumstance find a sign saying: The library is closed for an indefinite time. Amusing in any sense.

118. I am not allowed to use any silencing charms on my Professors.

119. I will not set Hermiones time turner to rotate every half hour.

120. If the thought of a spell causes me to giggle for more than 15 consecutive seconds, I must assume that I am not aloud to use it.

123. I will not refer my X-files videos to be: Auror Training Videos.

124. When being interrogated by the staff, I am not allowed to wave my hand and announce, These are not the droids you are looking for.

126. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

127. I will not follow potion instructors in reverse just to see what happens.

128. I am not to claim that there is a prequel to Hogwarts, one that explains the about Bilbo Baggins.

132. I am not allowed to give the Gryffindors Pixie Stix.

133. I will not lock the Gryffindors and Slytherins in a room and make bets on which House will come out alive.

136. I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.

137. I will not douse Harry Potters invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he becomes visible when walking in front of the fire in the common room.

139. I will not yell, Believe it. OR NOT! in random parts of Dumbledores speeches.

142. I will not try to magically animate my marshmallow peeps.

143. Never ask Harry if is Scar Senses are tingling.

146. I will not charm the suites of armor in the Great Hall to do a reenactment of the musical number, Were knights of the Round Table. For the Christmas Feast.

150. I am not allowed to recreate famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the Charms corridor.

154. It is not necessary to yell, BAM! every time I apparate.

155. I am not allowed to commandeer Gryffindors sword from Dumbledores office and use it to patrol the hallways.

156. I cannot sing Attack of the Killer Tomatoes theme song during Herbology.

158. I will not organize the Hogwarts Fight Club

162. I will not start food fights in the Great Hall

163. To conquer the earth with my army of flying monkeys is apparently not the best career option..

165. It is not necessary to yell, Oooo BURN! every time Snape takes points from Gryffindor.

170. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and have students say Ni while hiding about the corridor

Yes, all the numbers aren't there, but I just kept the ones I liked best.


I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you idiot."

Wizard Rock Quotes and Songs!

“Everything’s gonna be alright in the end. If it’s not alright, then it’s not the end.”

"Stick it to evil. Stick it to Umbridge. Stick it to Voldemort!"

"It takes hero to face their weaknesses."

"Love is what it means when I cannot eat. And love is what it means when I cannot sleep. And love is what it means when I cannot change anymore. Love is what it means when I cannot focus. And love is what it means when I always think of him."

"Remus was a great man and a great werewolf too."

"The laughter was taken from the world the day Fred Weasley died."

"Tonks-its just a tragedy and you were so kind. Even sadder when we think about the baby you left behind."

"This one is for the fallen cuz I know that you're looking down so I'll do the things that will do you proud. This one is for the fallen. I know you live inside our hearts-sincerely missed, loved but not kissed-this one is for the fallen."

"I'm in love with Remus Lupin, and I know you've heard the name. I'm in love with an infamous werewolf. And I don't care if you think I'm insane."

"I'm in love with a werewolf and I don't care what anyone says."

"I've got this bad feeling about Professor Snape. Always punishing Harry unnecessarily. It's like, how many effed up things does he have to do? Before someone says-I don't trust this dude."

"A wave of a wand and a flash of green light somehow darkens the world tonight. We're all still standing except for the one who stood up for everyone."

"When people ask us what our favorite type of music is...we're not embarrassed, but really proud to say WIZARD ROCK! People look at you and ask what the heck is that? And we just smile and we answer back that its the best damn music in the world!"


Quotes by me:

"Everyone judges books by their covers first, and then put the book back on the shelf for one with a nicer-looking cover. If they do read the summary, then they usually decided they might like the book, and give it a try, but once it nears the end and they know all the secrets, they don't want the book anymore, and then they sell it at a second-hand shop. And then the book has been battered by the previous buyer, which makes it even harder for the book to be chosen.”

"You are not in love until you are willing to act as an idiot to obtain the love of the other person-until you are willing to make a fool of yourself."


OK-this is something in Robin4's story "Unbroken Universe." If you have not read-it is totally awesome and you should definitely read. SIRIUSLY!! It is one of the greatest fanfictions I have ever read!! So here it is:

True friendships never really die
And family isn't defined by blood.
It's made strong by bonds that won't break-
Tempered and tested by trials and pain.
What we are is brothers, and as such we remain-
Loyal to one another until the end.
No matter what happens between this moment and then-
I shall always be grateful to have had such friends.

Again-by Robin4. Check out "Unbroken Universe" series-a Harry Potter Fanfic!

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Lupin's Tale by Kuri333 reviews
On the life of one Werewolf called Remus Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 96 - Words: 241,959 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Promises Honored by Robin4 reviews
He made the choice knowing full well what the consequences might be, but expecting death does not necessarily prepare you for hell. In 1981, Sirius Black ignored the dangers to himself and became the Potters' Secret Keeper. Prequel to Promises Unbroken,AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,430 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Voldemort - Complete
Tonks' Tale by Kuri333 reviews
On the life of one Metamorphmagus called Nymphadora Tonks. Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 186,277 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The One Left Behind by wolf.catcher15 reviews
The story of Remus J. Lupin. Starts at the end of Goblet of Fire, but includes memories from throughout his life. Includes the missing years, Marauder-era tales, friendship with Sirius, and of course meeting one Nymphadora Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,434 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Tonks and Lupin at Hogwarts by purplepeopleeater78 reviews
Tonks and Lupin going to Hogwarts at the same time. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Remus Lupin's thoughts at Death by angharad xoxo reviews
Remus Lupin's thoughts at death, the mistakes, the reasons and his friends. one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Remus L. - Complete
Guides by Novadestin reviews
This is the tale of the Marauders Map…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Argus F., Fred W. - Complete
Promises Betrayed by Sailor Sol reviews
Peter Pettigrew's story of why he joined the Death Eaters, betraying his three best friends and the promises they made. Takes place in Robin's Unbroken Universe, though could be viewed as mostly canon compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Peter P. - Complete
Not So Impossible: the Story of Lupin and Tonks by SunnyZim reviews
A humorous and quirky look at the ups and downs of Lupin and Tonks' relationship. Fills in the gaps from the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,259 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Promises Defended by Robin4 reviews
War has been raging for 22 years. The government is in pieces, the Aurors are crippled, and the Order is struggling to hold the world together. Little stands between Voldemort and victory, save the bonds between four friends. AU. Last in UU trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 213,073 - Reviews: 2408 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Sirius B., Voldemort - Complete
Building the Future by Shobogan reviews
Remus Lupin's career consultation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Remus L., Minerva M. - Complete
Lessons by madurai reviews
Ted Tonks, at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Ted T., Remus L. - Complete
Tonks vs Tonks Battle of the Thoughts by Purgurl reviews
Tonks vs Tonks. Who will win? RLNT. My first HP fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
The dark side of the moon by phantom Miyagi reviews
Remus Lupin's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Remus L. - Complete
To Be Stupid by bemj11 reviews
Remus Lupin is always sensible, and never stupid. Why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Lupin's Last Battle by Blithering Idiot reviews
Remus Lupin's heroic last battle and the reunion with the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
tag to Robin4's story Promises Defended by Xtin2000 reviews
This is a tag to the wonderful story of Robin4: Promises Defended and part of the Unbroken Universe, UU.It plays in chapter 17, Defiance and Honor. Remus and Sirius are in the library of Grimmauld Place, contemplating friendship and sacrifice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Without Happiness by Sailor Sol reviews
Remus centric, PoA. 'We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.'David Weatherford
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Thier Graduation by maraudersmoon reviews
The marauders graduation...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
Marauders by Greekchic reviews
The Marauders. The legacy at Hogwarts. The founders of the Marauders Map. However, how did they manage to get the name 'Marauders? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/24/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
At The Beginning by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
The day Lupin & Tonks meet for the first time...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Between Friends by MrsTater reviews
LupinTonks: In this moment, everything has changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
When Remus Met Tonks by MrsTater reviews
The meeting of Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks, in five ficlets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Promises Mistaken by The SARS Entity reviews
In Chapter 10 of Promises Unbroken, James Potter infiltrates Azkaban. However, what he finds is not what he expects—and when threatened with something more important to him than his own life, can he deny Voldemort what the Dark Lord desires most?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,945 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Sirius B., James P.
His Eyes by Tai Ryder reviews
Tonks reminisces about her relationship with Remus Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/3/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Things Worth Dying For by Xtin2000 reviews
This is a friendship story about the members of the Order of the Phoenix, most importantly about Remus Lupin. Remus is looked for by the Death Eaters and needs to be protected not only from the bad guys but from himself...PS Sirius is alive and well
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/23/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Promises Remembered by Robin4 reviews
Sirius is ten years out of his time. Remus is having disturbing visions. James is struggling to hold the world together. Peter is trying to learn how to live without lies. Sequel to Promises Unbroken, AU. Updated for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 227,851 - Reviews: 2351 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Two Hundred Sixteen by Telepwen reviews
People know things about war. Of course they do. Statistics come in every day. Thousands fight, hundreds die. Who was the thirty-sixth to die? Who was the hundredth? No one knows. But people know things about war. Don't they?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/13/2004
Unbroken Eve by Robin4 reviews
October 31, 1981: a date that changed the Magical World. Yet for them, it was simply another day, another Halloween, spent in homes, with family, and in fear. AU in the Unbroken Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Unbroken by Robin4 reviews
Reconfigured: 07OCT05. From the Unbroken Universe: Sirius' thoughts as he moves towards a destiny that no one expected him to have, and fewer expected him to accept, fixed for the UU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Those Left Behind: A Story of Remembered Promises by Robin4 reviews
Rowena Ravenclaw and Helga Hufflepuff are all that remains of four best friends. Together, they must face the future—but first, they must face that which the dead have left behind. sequel to Forget Me Not
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Rowena R., Helga H. - Complete
Promises Forged by Sailor Sol reviews
They had faced the Dark wizard Ahriman together, just the two of them… And won. A story of Godric Gryffindor and Salazar Slytherin, based on a line from a story by Robin4. Some mild language and violencegore. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2003 - Godric G., Salazar S. - Complete
Grim Dawn by Robin4 reviews
Prior to Harry’s third year, he leaves the Dursleys, desperate to escape. But before the Knight Bus can stumble upon him, he encounters someone far different, and his world begins to change. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,007 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Forget Me Not: A Story of Broken Promises by Robin4 reviews
Ten years ago, Salazar Slytherin left Hogwarts. Now he brings war to the school he helped to build, determined to claim it as his own—and to slay all those who seek to stop him. Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,912 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Voldemort, James P. - Complete
Promises Unbroken by Robin4 reviews
Sirius Black remained the Secret Keeper and everything he feared came to pass. Ten years later, James and Lily live, Harry attends Hogwarts, and Voldemort remains…yet the world is different and nothing is as it seems. AU, updated for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,882 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
July by Robin4 reviews
Remus Lupin sits alone and says goodbye to his last best friend. Spoilers for OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Beyond the Veil by Robin4 reviews
Sirius' epilogue, following the events of Chapter 35 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Reunions, unhealed wounds, and remembrances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/21/2003 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Death Before Dishonor by Robin4 reviews
After being rescued from the Dursleys by Sirius, Harry finds that there are still plenty of ways for Voldemort to catch him--and that his life may have to be bought at a very high price. Set in 5th year and the summer before it. Ch 29 up, and complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 108,637 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 1/7/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
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Silver Coins reviews
"I saw him fasten silver coins to the eyelids of a werewolf child, blinding her, in an attempt to get the girl to tell him where her brother was." -Luke This is my story, telling about the werewolf girl, her brother, and why Valentine wanted him.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Valentine M.
Teenage Lycanthropy reviews
Sam Warren-a Gryffindor girl who is friends with the legendary Weasley twins and Lee Jordan has a dark secret and a dark past. Sam Warren is a werewolf. Her mum is dead and the identity of her father has always been a secret. Gah-I'm bad at summaries. :/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,416 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - OC
The Last Marauder reviews
POV Remus Lupin on October 31st, 1981 when James, Lily, and Peter is dead. Sirius is in Azkaban and Harry is with his Aunt and Uncle. Obviously, Remus does not know Sirius is innocent and Peter alive. Pretty sad. First person. I suck at summaries
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
October 31, 1981 reviews
From Sirius's POV-what happened the night James and Lily died and he was chucked in Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
The HP Fallen Oath reviews
Based on the Twilight Oath. I made another one for just Harry Potter but this one is strictly for the ones that died. Contains spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2010
The NCIS Oath reviews
Just an NCIS poem I made based on the Twilight Oath.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Complete
The Only One Who Cares reviews
Voldemort is gone, and everyone is celebrating. But what about Peter, James, and Lily? Sirius is in Azkaban and Harry is orphaned. And Lupin is left alone. Is he the only one who cares? POV: Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Remus L. - Complete
Remus Lupin: A Father reviews
It starts out when Harry is born and Remus and the marauders are there to see him. Then it goes into Remus holding his son for his first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Remus L., Teddy L. - Complete
We Fought This For You reviews
A non-rhyming peom about Teddy, Lupin, and Tonks. Written in Remus's point of view. Sorry, I'm not good at poetry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Remus L., Teddy L. - Complete
ABC's of the Fallen reviews
An alphabet poem of the fallen. I suspect some you may have forgotten. I put a lot that most forget. I'm not that good at poetry though...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Complete
The Harry Potter Oath reviews
A Harry Potter spin-off of the Twilight Oath.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
Photographs reviews
Moody shows Harry the OOTP photo. An OC character appears and Harry and Ron find out things about her. Part marauder era, part HP5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - OC - Complete