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Joined 11-29-09, id: 2162735, Profile Updated: 05-10-13
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Trek: 2009, How to Train Your Dragon, and Brave, 2012.

Hey everyone, it's storytime on fanfiction.net!

--Fanfiction(dot)net. Just like having your beloved relative read you a story of your choice, only you can speed it up when you get bored. Or don't want to hear your relative talk anymore

If you are what you eat, then Voldemort is a unicorn.

...Remember that kids...

The sequel to Percy Jackson and the wedding jitters is now up.

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Born from Dark Water by xXfireXflyXx reviews
Loki always secretly stole Thor's things: toys, books, cloaks, weapons, servants. As far as he was concerned, when all this nonsense began, Thor's Olympian bride-to-be was just another thing.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,096 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Loki - Complete
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5218 - Favs: 5,572 - Follows: 3,138 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Moments that Matter by Librarians of Slash reviews
From the start, Bilbo felt drawn to the dwarven king. These are the moments that Bilbo never forgot, and never told. Thilbo. Movie!verse
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin
The Strangest Parody by magik-blood reviews
The parody in which the Whelp returns to annoy all, the Spaniard decides to read Breaking Dawn, Angelica Mary-Sue is introduced, Norrington is resurrected, and Black Beard's naughty naughty past is revealed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,920 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Stop Pretending by Ariels Lament reviews
Five times Penny almost discovered Dr. Horrible, and one time she did. Takes a different turn of events from the movie, but it's still in there. Somewhere. Ch 6: In which Penny...pft! Oh, come on. Like you don't already know what happens. ;P
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,865 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny - Complete
Love me, Like me by Devil's Toenail reviews
A strange new member is recruited to Scabiors group of Snatchers. Scabior/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,104 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Scabior, OC - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: Armada of the Damned by Franklin2013VMI reviews
A Philip/Syrena romance and unofficial fifth installment of the series. Expect a full cast later on. Rated "T" for historical accuracy as the elements of piracy, naval warfare, and life in the 1750s will not be sugar-coated.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,818 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Philip, Syrena - Complete
Ghost Love Score by theescapist99 reviews
MCR story. The slaughter of Gerard Way's marriage came with more casualties than intended. Frerard eventually. Also on Ficwad.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,434 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
WHEN IN MIDDLE EARTH by your local birb reviews
Things I shall not do when in Middle-Earth...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete
Melancholia by Queria reviews
One word fallen from her lips rivaled a millennium of hateful names. Hades contemplates Persephone's first arrival to the Netherworld.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Jack Teh Unicron by Madame Seabush reviews
oh my god tiemlawds. Crack. Charlie teh Unicron inspired.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
Sunset by dib07 reviews
Dib and Zim are doing their usual and are bringing each other down when they can. But when Dib falls sick, Zim learns that even enemies need each other. Disclaimer I do not own Invader Zim. Discontinued.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,754 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Dib, Zim - Complete
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW: Owner's Guide and Manual by EvilsApprentice reviews
The EAC Presents: Captain Jack Sparrow: The Complete Owner’s Guide and Manual CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW unit! /Rated T for references
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Only Madness Knows My Name by JVandEA reviews
Cult comic artist Jhonen Vasquez meets the self-proclaimed "Raggedy Anne from Hell", Victoriandustial performer Emilie Autumn before Comicon 2009
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008
25 Annoying Things to do In An Elevator by Rose Tyler reviews
Doctor Who style.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Hellboy: A Land of Wonder by backbreakingmetal reviews
Hellboy is accidentally transported to Wonderland, where he tries to find his way back home while having to battle creatures that were thought to only be fiction.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Hellboy, Abe S. - Complete
JC, TC by A kittie boi reviews
nine years later. who exactly is Todd Casil? M for later chapters. DUN OWN JTHM, belongs to Jhonen Vasquez, the lucky bastard, we luvs him anyway. :D
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Johnny C., Squee
Birthday by DeztheReaper reviews
A song fic of JTHM! Please read and review.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
Stop! It's Uno time! by MOTHMAN VASQUEZ reviews
A story about a nice and friendly game of uno. Starring: Jhonen Vasquez, Roman Dirge, Rikki Simons and a OC. Oneshot. Read it's funny!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
A HellBoy Xmas by Madcheshiregirl reviews
HellBoy finds an old photo that brings back memories of his first Christmas.
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
The Giver Alternate Ending by scout zero reviews
An alternate ending to the book The Giver.
Giver - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
The RealLife Adventures of Jhonen Vasquez by the Raven of Roses reviews
a stoopid little fic about jhonen and what was happening to him while he was working on squee! in this, he battles the kitchen ants and the black widow spider. enjoy, mes amis, and review! like you havent heard THAT before... (ch 3 up)
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,544 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004
Sandwich by Soviet Bastard reviews
A rewrite of the Matrix Reloaded scene titled, "Swarm of Smiths".
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Smith, A., Neo
Journey to Mordor By SUV by BregoBeauty reviews
What happens when an SUV lands in Middleearth and the Fellowship finds it? Craziness ensues! Covers all three movies.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 68,551 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Aragorn - Complete
The diary of Neo: Reloaded by Ergo-Visavis reviews
What are Neo's inermost thoguhts? Does Neo HAVE any thoughts? Find out here! YAY!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Neo
Jhonen Turns 30 by Mileena reviews
In honor of Mr. Vasquez's birthday (september 1) Well...upon doing this, I heard from a few people saying he was 29...and then 30...then 29 and then 30...so for the sake of me not redoing a whole story, he is doing 30. D
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/1/2003
Telemarketer Doom by NightmareKitty reviews
A telemarketer calls the Vasquez family (Jhonen, Nny, Zim, Dib, Gaz, Gir, Pepito and Noodle Boy) at dinner time, and they teach the evil salesman a lesson he'll never forget. Mean, but I never said I was nice.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2002
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It's not home, but it's a start reviews
The Vikings with their dragons are now free to pillage and plunder any land they see fit, however when they come across the Dunbroch clan, they find them as fierce as they are and won't give up easily. Merida, intrigued by the legends goes to see if dragons really do exist but by doing so complications arise. Hiccup/Merida
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,218 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Hiccup, Merida
A well deserved holiday reviews
Spock, Bones and Jim go to the planet Risa for some quality time and much needed shore leave, unbeknownst to the crew. Spock/Bones/Jim
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
How'd we end up here? reviews
After being exiled to Ceti Alpha 5, Marla McGivers reflects on her life leading up to the day she met John Harrison, her Starfleet days and the life she has left behind. Captain Kirk meets a mysterious stranger with a thirst for power. Khan/McGivers possible Khan/Kirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - J. Kirk, John Harrison/Khan
Study reviews
Chronicling various points in Jim's and Bones relationship and the ups and downs they have. All from the very beginning where Uhura kicked Jim out of her room after he attempted to "study" to the bitter end. Bones/Kirk potentially Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Tolkien's next top model reviews
It's Lord of the Rings. It's Next Top Model. Together! Will the models be able to pull it together, or will they crack under the pressure?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,775 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Aragorn, Galadriel - Complete
All My Elflings reviews
What if LOTR was a soap opera? What if Aragorn refuses to be king, Arwen is up to something fishy and Eowyn is desperate to find out? And what would actually happen if Elrond and Thranduil were best friends?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,376 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Frodo B., Legolas
A kiss from a proper mermaid reviews
Let's say that instead of Philip and Syrena, Scrum got himself a mermaid. A proper mermaid. ScrumXTamara
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,426 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Scram, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Snatching the moon reviews
Scabior meets a girl. A girl who believes in Crumple-Horned Snorkacks and wears spectrespecs. Scabior/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,606 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Luna L., Scabior - Complete