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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.
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Third Wheel by Savage February reviews
If I killed Bella, I can't help but wonder if Edward would hit me with his sparkly, Gucci purse. **** Major Overhaul Rewrite.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Edward, Jessica
Carlisle and Esme: Their Lives and Love by ermireallydontcare reviews
The story of the lives of Carlisle and Esme. Starting with Carlisle's human life and lonely vampire beginnings, then Esme's human life, before looking at how they first met, found each other again, fell in love, married, and built themselves a family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 107 - Words: 324,309 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Hope for a Chance by Eddysgirl4eva reviews
A cute little one shot that shows how tormented Edward is by his love for Bella!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Ten Things Emmett Can't Ever Do by ehtsuperstar reviews
Ever wondered what Emmett is banned from doing? Well, here's a list of reasons and the hilarious story behind each one.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Emmett
Twilight in less than 150 words by Garnet-Princess reviews
Pretty obvious...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010
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Ask Uncle Emmett reviews
Emmetts advice isn't always reliable, but hey, it really opens your eyes and is sure it funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Emmett
Twirandomness reviews
Funny quotes, slogans, questions, teams, conclusions, thoughts of the Twilight Saga. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010
The Hangover: Twilight Style reviews
Anything Emmett plans can't turn out right, right? Right. Follow Emmett, Jasper and Jacob as they retrace their drunken steps to find Edward before his wedding is due to start!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward
Edward's got a gun reviews
Who says songs can't be altered to fit the Twilight characters?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010
Emmett did what? reviews
Emmett, Emmett, Emmett. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Rated T because we all know Emmett far too well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Emmett