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I am a user of fanfiction, I like to write stories but not too many because I get tired sometimes and my eyes hurt a bit. But i love to use my imagination to write good stories. =)
The only reason i use this site is because my friend MrsJakeBlack told me to and i got hooked on writting stories and because i love her and cant refuse her anything :p
So you should go read her stories too on http://www.fanfiction.net/~mrsjakeblack
anyways hope you enjoy my story =)
I love gossip girl and wrestling and shopping and diamonds and everything pink lol =)
20 reasons to date a soccer player:
20 reasons to date a soccer player:
Great Reasons To Date a Cricket Player:
1) We always wear protection.
2) Because with perfect timing we can penetrate a tight ring.
3) Once we get in you'll be hit for six
4) We look for gaps and play into them.
5) We are capable of pulling anything.
6) We're not afraid to introduce a third man if required.
7) We appreciate legs whether they be fine, short, long or even square.
8) If it starts to get wet we are always sure to have spare sheets and covers.
9) We try to avoid "spraying it".
10) We can go on and on and on for many days!!
11) We like to play straight.
12) We can bat on both grassy and grassless wickets.
13) We build long partnerships.
14) We know how to vary the pace to good effect.
15) We believe in good helmet protection.
16) We're not afraid to spit on our fingers to get the shiny side gleaming.
17) We have remarkable stamina with all-round performance.
18) Because our weapons are often wrapped with at least one if not TWO rubber sleeves.
19) We score many times.
20) We understand the need for covers and extra covers.
21) We definitely know how to 'bang it in'.
22) We appreciate a good tail-end.
23) Cricketers know for sure that 69 for 2 is a great position to be in.
24) We know how to get a good use of the pitch we play on.
25) We know how to use our bats skillfully while on the crease.
26) We can bowl a maiden over.
27) We know how to arch our backs and give it just that little bit more.
28) We're a big fan of video replays.
29) We always try to hit the right spot.
30) We know how to add that extra bit of pressure.
31) We're not afraid of a couple of decent bouncers.
32) We never underestimate the value of an overnight stand.
33) We usually get through 3 sessions a day.
34) The British cricketers relish the chance to go 'down under'.
35) We know that chasing a wide one can lead to regret.
36) We're not afraid to bring technology into the game.
37) We also love to put it in 'The Corridor of Uncertainty'.
38) We appreciate the importance of playing in the V.
39) We can be on top all day and still come second.
40) We don't like to be given the finger.
41) Because we know what it means to score over the covers.
Just accept it, a gentlemans sport can only be played by gentlemen...
and of course 'a full toss in the face is always an accident and will be apologised for straight away...'
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
Reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.(We don't usually picture guys naked we picture what it would be like to kiss you then get over it and move on.)
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
Having the love of you're life say "we can still be friends" is like having you're dog die and your mother saying you can still keep it.
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