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Author has written 3 stories for Invader Zim, Gravity Falls, and Dragon Age.

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Halloween Unspectacular 6: Lair of the Hack Writer by E350 reviews
Thirty-one days, thirty-one shots, thirty-one peculiarities, Halloween Unspectacular is back by unpopular demand! Prepare for scares (but don't get your hopes up) for a new beginning in quantity entertainment! Ratings, pairings and genres may vary wildly, read with discretion. Requests will be considered.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 46,643 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/31 - Published: 10/1 - Complete
Dragon Age: The Crown of Thorns by Karmic Acumen reviews
Bhelen had all bases covered, but didn't consider that his older brother would get himself framed on purpose just to fake one measly death... or two. Come to think of it, he probably never expected what happened when the Wardens, all seven of them, dropped by again either, later in the year. Alas. Not that Loghain handled things any better.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 77 - Words: 985,252 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Alistair, Mahariel, Surana, Aeducan
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32687 - Favs: 19,755 - Follows: 15,911 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Life by casquis reviews
The Great War was a long one, millions made it, more didn't. Frank is an ODST, a human just like us, that has managed to survive the most grueling battles for years. With so much experience under his belt he has some amazing stories to tell. This are the life stories of an immature, not-all-in-there, and talented Marine just living, fighting, and being plain badass during the war.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 230 - Words: 1,622,859 - Reviews: 2373 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
Shakedown Shenanigans by StarSword-C reviews
Written for Unofficial Literary Challenge #4: "The Return of the Revenge of the Unofficial LC of DOOOOOMMMMMM!" on the Star Trek Online forums. A newly promoted Captain Kanril Eleya arrives at 40 Eridani A Starfleet Construction Yards to assume command of the USS Bajor. Paperwork, snipe hunts, and a bit of violence ensue.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Complete
Halloween Unspectacular 5: The Final Push by E350 reviews
Thirty-one days, thirty-one shots, thirty-one bad ideas, this season of Halloween Unspectacular is going totally over the top! (Thanks Thorvald.) Prepare your groan reflex for the Grand Finale of FFN's least favourite Halloween tradition. Ratings, pairings and genres may vary wildly, read with discretion. Requests will be considered.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 57,723 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Complete
From Bajor to the Black, and The Universe Doesn't Cheat by StarSword-C reviews
Written for LC66.2 on the Star Trek Online forums. Asked why she originally joined Starfleet, Captain Kanril Eleya of the USS Bajor starts reminiscing about her past, from what brought her to the military on up to becoming a Starfleet commanding officer. Also included is the one-shot "The Universe Doesn't Cheat", detailing her run through the Kobayashi Maru.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,971 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Complete
The Headhunt by StarSword-C reviews
Written for Literary Challenge #65: Myths & Lore on the Star Trek Online forums. The USS Bajor responds to a reported break-in at the Federation supermax prison Facility 4028. Lieutenant Dul'krah, Clan Korekh is assigned to investigate.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,365 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Complete
The Nickhouse by E350 reviews
Come inside and gaze upon the bizarre insanity that is the Nickhouse, an mad apartment building within an even more insane city. The manager's constantly absent, the residents are crazy and weirdness happens on a bi-weekly basis. Shipping may vary. Rated for safety. The Nickhouse is not responsible for any injury, distress or meta-activity this story may inflict.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013
Bait and Switch by StarSword-C reviews
Novelization of a STO Foundry mission series of same title by this author. It is a law of the universe that routine patrols are never routine. Follow Captain Kanril Eleya of the USS Bajor as she puts her friends and her ship on the line to save thousands.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,799 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013
Darkness Rising by E350 reviews
The Nicktoons prepare to take down the mysterious Man in the White Suit once and for all, but their adversary is one step ahead of them. Now, they are faced with a dialemma - how do you defeat an enemy who's already won? Rated for safety. Sequel to 'Stage Fright' and 'A Day in the Lab'. SB/SC, Danny/Sam.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,834 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Complete
Danny and Tucker's Valentine's Day Nonadventure by E350 reviews
Danny and Tucker have a nonadventure on Valentine's Day. Traumtaic mental images, PDA funerals and ice-cream follow. References to Spongebob/Sandy and Danny/Sam. Slash references, mild mature humour.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Danny P. - Complete
Halloween Unspectacular 3: Terror Australis Incognita by E350 reviews
Thirty-one days, thirty-one shots, thirty-one abominations, welcome to Halloween Unspectacular 3, the collection that's too spicy for Yog Sothoth (thanks TV Tropes)! Ratings, pairings and genres may vary wildly, read with discresion. Requests will be considered.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,854 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012
E350's Happy Fluffy Reviews of Really Bad Fanfics by E350 reviews
Rated for mild crude humour. E350 has gathered up characters from shows we like and avowed to review fanfictions - the good, the bad, and the plain wacky. And no - he isn't ripping of Mystery Science Theatre. Or the Nostalgia Critic. Honest.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 99,455 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
Stage Fright by E350 reviews
A reluctant Spongebob is pushed into a starring role in a play at Jimmy's school, but he soon finds out that stage fright is the least of his worries as strange things begin to happen. Sequel to 'Quest for the Orb of Power'. Mild violence. Spongebob/Sandy
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,173 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Complete
Genie Town by E350 reviews
Norm's lamp is bought at a garage sale - little does the genie know, this is only his FIRST master this week. As he drifts from master to master, utter bedlam ensues.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011
Halloween Unspectacular 2: Do the Gasmask Shuffle by E350 reviews
Thirty-one days, thirty-one shots, thirty-one eyesores; this is Halloween Unspectacular 2. Ratings, pairings and genres may vary wildly, read with discresion. Requests will be considered.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,775 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Complete
The Quest for the Orb of Power by E350 reviews
After a severely weakened Dani literally crashes into Danny's roof, he and Jimmy go into the Ghost Zone to find the mysterious 'Orb of Power', which can supposedly cure her. Sequel to 'Chaos and Eggnog.' Mild violence. Mild Danny/Sam.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,290 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
Chaos and Eggnog: A Christmas Tale by E350 reviews
Nicktoons Unite universe: Timmy finds some gems under his house and gives them to Danny, Spongebob and Jimmy as gifts. Unfortunately, he soons finds out that they are cursed. Mild violence, possible Danny/Sam and Spandy. PROLOGUE UP.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,713 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Complete
Premeditated by Karmic Acumen reviews
The Provings had been fine, but the feast for Trian's introduction as heir was too Orlesian for Maric... until the second eldest prince decided to help his brother look good at all costs, especially if his method involved a blood-soaked nug of death.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,067 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Aeducan, Maric T. - Complete
Halloween Unspectacular by E350 reviews
Thirty-One Days. Thirty-One Doodles. Join us, as we count down to All Hallows Eve! Ratings and genres may vary, requests will be considered.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,022 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Complete
The Beginning by E350 reviews
The sequel to Middle Grounds. A year has passed, and our heroes are in thier darkest hour. Then the Balance is found, and suddenly, everything changes. Crossover with DP, JN & SBSP. Timmy/Dani, possibly other pairings. Rated for character death.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,042 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Timmy - Complete
Middle Grounds by E350 reviews
The sequel to End Times. Times have changed, and not for the better. With Timmy missing and the Government determined to irredicate the fairies, Timmy's allies, old and new, must unite in the face of a new threat. Timmy/Dani. Rated for character death.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,080 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Timmy, Norm the Genie - Complete
Elfangor's Folly by Kim Hoppy reviews
After the crash landing, Elfangor finds himself on Earth, alone, the only ones knowing of his presence being the five children who saw him crash. Confronted with the choice to fight or to hide, he chooses to continue the battle. AU
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 514,319 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Elfangor - Complete
End Times by E350 reviews
Crossover with DP. M.E.R.F. is active, eerie premonitions of the future are appearing and Fairy World has gone quiet as Timmy Turner's life is slowly turned upside down.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,884 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Timmy, Vicki - Complete
Cutting Corners by E350 reviews
Why exactly did the Endeavour explode so easily? Random oneshot. Warning - Beckett mocking.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Cutler B. - Complete
The Enemy of My Enemy by Katsuhiro reviews
"Of all the conflicts recorded in the latter stages of the Human-Covenant War, perhaps one of the most interesting was that which occured on the Outer Colony Crassus, c.Nov.2552. Interesting, and with an entirely unexpected outcome.." ONI Case-File 428/
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,331 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 2,510 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
A Life Less Extraordinary by Frostfyre7 reviews
Hired to steal a supposed alien from one of Paquin's top ringmasters, Mal Reynolds figures things are gonna go even less smooth than usual. Then a passenger calling himself 'the Doctor' shows up, and things go all manner of crazy...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,503 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 4,228 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Running Blind by Dejah Thoris of Mars reviews
Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 256 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 6,699 - Follows: 481 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
The Detective and the Diplomat by Beth Einspanier reviews
Two mysteries. Two of the greatest minds in the multiverse. One variable. Oh bugger... Sherlock Holmes - Discworld crossover FINISHED!
Crossover - Discworld & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,796 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/14/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003
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The Wolf and the Hounds reviews
A series of robberies, the two courts of the fae and an Irish dark sorceress - just another day in Gravity Falls, right? Except the fae have been here before - and their attention is about to fall on the Mystery Shack. Rated for possible violence. Co-written with E350.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,078 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Wendy - Complete
Dragon Age: Knights of the Frost reviews
Deep in the lower Frostbacks lies a small, unassuming Fereldan village that has not contacted their bann for six hundred years, even during the Orlesian invasion or the Blight. This quirk has got the attention of both sides of the Mage-Templar War, and the Veiled Valley has a force of its own who don't much like outsiders... Takes place in 9:39 Dragon, about four months before DA:I
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 3/13/2015 - OC, Greagoir
The Unification War
The Resisty has grown a lot. Ever since their new Fleet Admiral took over and actually organised them, they've been gaining ground. What started as a single poorly-conceived attack has now become a threat to the expansion of the Irken Empire. When the Empire is threatened, they send an Observer. Contains: Space battles, irken competence, Resisty competence, headcanon, OCs. HIATUS.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,079 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - OC
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