Killer Ladybug
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Joined 11-30-09, id: 2163251, Profile Updated: 02-20-11
Author has written 25 stories for Firefly, Resident Evil, Chuck, House, M.D., White Collar, Inception, Life, and Off the Map.

Hi!

This is Killer Ladybug. if you have coments on my storys you know where to leave them or if you want to tell me to hurry up with a story you know how to do that too. Flames are welcome, they keep my hands warm while i write ; P. these storys are weird and propably not the best but they grow on you like a mold, you can fight it but you can't win. So enjoy! And yes i am certifiably nuts. insane. crazy. weird. but i will always know where the chainsaw is.

Interesting tip:

next time you feel angery or sad or royaly pissed off, go somewhere no one can see or hear you or just stick your face in a pillow and scream, swear and curse till even you ancestors ten generations back feel it and stop. do this and then read the next step.

when you stop screaming and cursing you will feel embarrassed that you did that and your anger will disappear. Or it won't and i still get to laugh at you for doing that.

Without bad times there are no good times and without good times, well life just sucks.

DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAGH I haven't been able to look at the ceiling at night since. A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

My fav Parrings:

Firefly:
SimonXMal
SimonXSomeone

Chuck:
ChuckXBryce

Smallville:
ClarkXOliver
ClarkXChloe

Bones:

BoothXBones

Off the Map:

Lilly and Ben (Brenner and Keeton)


And some other parrings i'll list later

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Jungle Fever by aolande1 reviews
Set after Ryan and Ben get back from New York. Are Lily and Ben really just friends? One-shot.
Off the Map - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Lily B., Ben K. - Complete
Revelations by Stellata reviews
Simon accidentally lets it slip that he's sly. Now his crush on the Captain is tested when Mal appears to flirt with him at every possible turn. Mal couldn't be serious, could he? Simon/Mal, minor Kaylee/River, Zoe/Wash, Inara/Nandi. Complete.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Simon, Mal - Complete
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Help me reviews
Ariadne's boyfriend becomes abusive. Saito offers her a way out but will she take it and if so where will it lead? this as my usual is a Cobb/Ariadne. Don't like don't read.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,905 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Ariadne, D. Cobb
unrequited reviews
Loving someone who doesn't know or feel the same hurts. Tommy and Lily know this all to well. How episode 11 could have ended. Migth add another chapter.
Off the Map - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Ben K., Lily B.
Nicknames reviews
You don't allways got to pick your nickname. Brenner gets a nickname. Summary sucks. This is a Brenton.
Off the Map - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Lily B., Ben K. - Complete
Past loves reviews
Brenner tells Keeton about her past boyfriends and finds out that the next one might not be too far off. Summary is crap. This is a Brenton
Off the Map - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Ben K., Lily B.
Welcome to the jungle reviews
How did Brenner, Fuller and Minard get there positions at la clinica cruz del sur? Hints of future Brenton.
Off the Map - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Ben K. - Complete
Hurt reviews
When Lily get hurt, what will Keeton do? This is a Brenton. this summary sucks.
Off the Map - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Lily B., Ben K. - Complete
lonely reviews
This is very occ. Lily's depresed and suicidal. She lost her fiance on Valentines Day. But will she find a new love this year? Will she live through the day? This is a Brenton
Off the Map - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Lily B., Ben K. - Complete
Silence isn't a good answer reviews
Brenner and Keeton argue after someone insults her infront of Keeton and he doesn't say anything to defend her. But not all arguements lead to bad things. And Tommy owes Mina twenty pesos. This is a Brenton. And this summary is crap.
Off the Map - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Ben K., Lily B. - Complete
Jealous reviews
When a man interested in funding the clinic takes a liking to Brenner, Keeton starts getting jealous.This is a Brenton. Brenner and Keeton pairing.
Off the Map - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Ben K., Lily B. - Complete
Love Lost, A Future Made reviews
The story of how Lily lost her fiance and ended up in South America looking for a new begining. Not too sad. I own nothing.
Off the Map - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Lily B. - Complete
Ba Humbug reviews
Ariadne is alone for Christmas, as she likes it. But it's not going to stay that way for long.DomXAri. Just a short fic for Christmas cheer.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Ariadne, D. Cobb
The Engagment reviews
DxA Ariadne is acting odd, causing Yusuf to call on Cobb for help. But what is bothering her and how will it afect the team? i suck at summaries.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,217 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Ariadne, D. Cobb
Waves reviews
What if Ariadne stayed behind to find Saito instead of Cobb. Would she get back? This is a Cobb/Ariadne pairing. Don't like don't read.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Ariadne, D. Cobb - Complete
The Felon and the FBI Agent reviews
This is not a NealXPeter, this is a CruzXCaffrey, Don't like don't read. The Agency has their Halloween party.But who's the Felon and who's the Agent?
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Lauren C., Neal C. - Complete
Running reviews
Dani is always running. Spoilers for 'One'. This is a Reese/Crews.
Life - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Complete
Teardrops reviews
this is a A/D pairing. the story is set to the song 'Teardrops on my guitar' by Taylor Swift. there is some heavy swearing.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Ariadne, D. Cobb - Complete
Simon's Turn reviews
It's Simon's turn to tango with the Alliance. And everyone is in for a surprise. Intended Pairing mentioned inside.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,536 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Simon, Mal
Firefly oneshots reviews
These are a series of oneshots. there will be slash and not slash. so if this offends you don't click on it. the main chacture that i use is Simon so he will be in most of them. Enjoy! And don't forget to review!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,254 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Simon
Betting on love reviews
Lauren bet Neal that she can get him over Kate in one week. But as Neal falls out of love Luaren falls in. Flames are not welcome and as always don't like don't read. Cruz/ Caffrey pairing.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Lauren C., Neal C. - Complete
My life sucks reviews
There is a new spy at the Buymore and chuck can't catch a break. Chuck X Bryce don't like don't read!
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Chuck B., Bryce L. - Complete
Chuck vs the Great Escape reviews
Chuck runs and and old friend is brought in to help find him. Chuck\Bryce don't like don't read.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Chuck B., Bryce L.
5 reaseons not to tell Kaylee you're sly reviews
5 reasons not to tell Kaylee you're sly. Mostly humor and some plot. Warning! SLASH! don't like don't read!SimonXMal
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Simon, Kaylee - Complete
Death of a not so dead House reviews
House dies or does he? Cuddy X House. takes place before kutner offs himself
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2010 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
SimonxMal reviews
Mal makes a run for it and Simon hunts him down. Sparks fly. Written because I could not sleep. Enjoy!Mal X Simon.Slash don't like don't read!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Simon, Mal - Complete
of drineins and broken remotes reviews
Ashley has a date and Leon's not happy. And someone is playing matchmaker.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Ashley G., Leon S. K. - Complete