Poll: With Code Lyoko Evolution coming in 2012 HECK YEAAHHHH XD , should I go on with my idea of making Reawakening a miniseries, or wrap everything up at the end of this story? Vote Now!
Author has written 25 stories for Doctor Who, Code Lyoko, Transformers/Beast Wars, Fruits Basket, Ben 10, Little Prince, Victorious, iCarly, Big Time Rush, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.
Bah-weep graaaaaghna weep ni ni bong! \o/
Thank you for visiting my profile. If you went here, that must mean...
1. You want to read about me
2. You want to read my stories
3. You are a stalker and are trying to find out where I live (Go away now because my dad's a cop... Well, he's actually a janitor, but have you ever felt what it's like to get hit in the head with a mop because it's pretty painful)
4. You asked your weird friend to send you a link to that youtube video he wanted you to watch and instead he gave you this
5. You typed out a really bad typo
I would like to thank you guys for liking my stories, it really helps my self-esteem issues :P Seriously though if you review me. I will love you forever.
A quick note: Krem is my older brother, and I may complain about him from time to time. Don't take it wrong if you're friends with him and I call him a jerk and stuff - he may be nice to you, but not to me. XD
OOOH, I have a Twitter! http://twitter.com/#!/ShinkisRule you can follow me if you want, you know, if you're into that. I never thought I'd do this lol.
I'm also on tumblr. Look here > However. Follow at your own risk. I am insane. You may be a bit taken aback by my constant assaulting everyone's dashes with capslock fangirling and GIFS GIFS EVERYWHERE.
My FINISHED multi-chapter stories:
Crushed By A Crush
Survey thingy that I discovered on Rockport268's profile...
Favorite character: Yumi Ishiyama
Favorite character: 10th Doctor, Amy Pond, RORANICUS PONDUCIS.
Favorite character: Raf, Sari, Grimlock, Waspinator, Animated Prowl, Blurr, Dinobot, BW Silverbolt, and good ol' Scrounge (He has a special arm - there is no other like it!)
Favorite character: Zuko. No, I'm not a crazy fangirl, he's just a genuinely awesome epic win character.
Favorite character: Sam, Spencer, Gibbeh
Favorite character: Cat
Big Time Rush
Favorite character: Logan Mitchell
Favorite character: Kagome Higurashi
Favorite character: Machi. Kuragi.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Favorite character: Giles x3
Favorite song? At the moment, Iridescent by Linkin Park
About Your Music
What instruments can you play? Learning guitar. I dabble in piano, but I never learned much officially. I just mess with it. Actually, lately I've been able to come up with some of my own stuff. I can do multiple keys at the same time now, as long as they actually are at the same time.
01 You are a: Artist
Answer either yes or no. No "maybes" allowed.
01 You like a boy/girl: Yes
MY LIFE SOUNDTRACK:
Opening Credits: Soldier - Ingrid Michaelson
YOUR GUY SIDE:
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
Blonde Things. Put a > next to the ones you've done. I've done 25 out of 40.
>Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
>You just tried to lick your elbow
Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.(like friends, family, celebrities. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't choose yourself.
1 Aina Akita (furuba OC)
2 Emmaline Rose (from an original)
3 Anne Rose (original)
4 Emi Stern (i.most.certainly.love.you's Code Lyoko OC)
5 Adam Belpois (hers again)
6 Claudia Clements (from another original)
7 Anya (Rockport268's BTR OC)
8 Mercy (original)
9 Kamden (original)
10 Lilith Gray (original)
1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at her house. What happens?
Mercy is really polite, but Anne's so freaked out by her that she's fighting to urge to stab her with a fork to save herself and Emi. Emi tries to calm Anne down, but then Mercy gets a suspicious smirk on her face as Anne slowly begins to wither. Emi hits Mercy in a pressure point and saves the day.
2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happen?
Kamden sits in the corner and watches Adam try to put his leg behind his head. He waits. And waits. And waits... Then falls asleep as Adam pulls a muscle.
3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
Hmmm... Aina or Claudia? I guess Aina, just 'cause Claudia has some issues with sleeping (not those kinds of issues, you pervert) and I wouldn't really be of much help.
4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Her reaction?
You sicken me.
5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
They're all straight females, so I'll disregard this question.
6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?
Emi has already knocked me out and is stuffing me in a box because I just so happened to stumble upon the Factory, but Emmaline hits her with a dart that she stole from William (another character in the same story as her). Then she frees me, but I hit her in the head and explain that we need her conscious to save the earth. Emmaline is ashamed...
7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Aina's deleted all the footage by then because she felt stupid for going "And, ummm" every other sentence.
9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they chose?
Anne marrys Kamden, because even though he's underage, at least he's a dude.
10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Anya: *holds out her hand*
Adam: "This?" *takes out letter* "Oh... Uh... I didn't read it... I totally didn't read it..."
Emmaline: "JUST GIVE HER BACK THE * LETTER ALREADY, STUPID!"
Adam: "I'm sorry!" *cries*
11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
Aina, she's like my child and y'know, kinda needs some love.
12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
Because Mercy told her to, and secretly just wanted to stall her to dig up a grave.
13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
Anne? Hey, she may not look it, but she can get as fierce as heck.
14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Mercy: "What did I ever do to you?!"
Lilith: "You tricked me into giving you my life to raise my sister from the dead."
Mercy: "And you learned a valuable lesson."
Emmaline: "Wait, what is this? Why am I here?"
15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because she reminds her too much of Kamden and it's freaking her out.
16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Lilith: "Once upon a time, a girl looked to a mysterious woman's magical powers to raise--"
Me: "OKAAAY, Lilith, let's uh... Anya doesn't need to hear this."
Me: "go on, Anya, you've had enough scary stories for one lifetime."
17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Aina: "Uh... I'm still not sure if this is a prank or not, so I was a little hesitant to show up... But you're both in white dresses."
Emmaline: "I thought I was marrying Paul..."
18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Adam and Kamden just turned 21. They got a little confused... And then wasted. And now I'm trying to get Kamden to stop screaming his woes to the ends of the earth. I borrowed some darts from Emmaline to fix the issue.
19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
Mercy: Oh... These animals are PERFECT... So adorably BLOODTHIRSTY...
Claudia: Amy got you a special present.
Anne: *pulls out a gun*
Emi: HI-YA! *knocks Mercy out*
Anne: You know, I was about to shoot her...
Emi: Murder is icky. Violence is cool, though.
20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
"STOP ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS!"
Me: "Nooo! You're all figments! It's a free country, and I'll use weird methods of developing you if I wanna!"
21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Emmaline writes a reeeaaally nasty song to Kamden that becomes a #1 single. She knows how to inspire the people with her music, and well... Things didn't go so smooth for Kamden. *evil grin*
22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?
Claudia: "I'm the chosen one... I have to do this..." *dies*
Aina went downhill from there...
23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Mercy, she WILL be defeated...
24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
Lilith: "What up with those bats' eyes?"
Adam: "YOU SAW NOTHING!"
25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Anne has a panic attack and scares the children away.
26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Anya is horrified and passes out. Mercy laughs.
27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
Lilith: *looks at Kamden thinking he's kinda cute*
Aina: "Awwww... It worked..."
28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Me: "Why do I taste blood?"
Me: "Nooo! I'm sorry! Don't cry! I love you even though you bleed into your pie! It gives it flavor! PLEASE DON'T CRY!" *cries*
29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Mercy: *looks at Anne in a sinister fashion*
Anne: "Touch me and you DIE."
30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)
They eat it, silly.
31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
Emmaline: "PAUL! SHE MADE ME MARRY AN UNDERAGE GIRL!"
You might be obsessed with Code Lyoko:
If you love (or like) to write fan Fictions or draw fan art
Abortion is wrong.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
BLACKS didn't choose SLAVERY.
JEWS didn't choose GENOCIDE.
BABIES don't choose ABORTION.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of stuff and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
2. Run through the isles shouting; "ITS GONNA BLOW! EVERYBODY GET OUT"
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream:
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose YOU!"
Repost this if you laughed, or if you plan on doing any of those things!!
come along, the one who's
to the top
of the tree
I love Code Lyoko, so I must REALLY not have a life.
I'm quiet, so I must be antisocial.
I'm a devout Catholic, so I must not be in touch with reality.
I like Transformers, so I must be a dork.
I have low grades, so I must be lazy.
I'm pro-life, so I must be an idiot.
I wished I was dead countless times, so I must be scheming to kill myself.
I think gay marriage is wrong, so I must hate gay people.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone.
Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
So many people at school think I'm sane, but my family knows the truth. When I get home I cannot repress it any longer. I think so much about making a good first impression that I never even say hello. The closer someone is to me, the more they realize my true identity. But they never get that close. If you are a part-time maniac, put this on your profile.
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
If you have a watch tan, put this on your profile XD
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.
If you would ever cram yourself into a tube and say virtualization, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you freak out when your friend has a picture of a stone angel on their phone and tell them to delete it before it KILLS US ALL, put this on your profile.
Fezes are cool. If you search every nook and cranny of every store you go to for a fez WITHOUT a tassel, put this on your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. ;P
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me COLORED?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
"Mommy, how do we know God is real when we can't see Him?"
"Can you see the wind?"
"Then how do you know it's there?"
"...I can feel it."
Put this on your profile if you believe in God!
a teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer- Post this on your profile!
I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry
If my little sister pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him
When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When my birthday cake’s sublime
The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care
I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once
Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names
I swear to think of Cato
When I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind
I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too
It’s important to think of the characters
But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)
Brings me to life
Sets my guilt free
Takes me away from all this wasted pain
Is my sleeping refuge
Has all of me
Is just what we all need
Is my only power, my only life
Has taken over me
Pulls me away to face the pain
Reminds me I'm not the only one
Unlocks my heart
Opens my eyes to the love around me
Speaks to me of love without a sound
Puts the shards of me back together
Makes me feel good enough
Is the sun in my world of darkness
Makes my own way without their senseless hate
I can't love this music any more than I do
I can't live this life without it by my side
Put this on your profile if Evanescence is all that you're living for!
"Watermelons can't make toast." - Logan's words of wisdom - come on! watermelons and toast in the same sentence! who wouldn't find that awesome?
"ALL TALENT ARE DOGS! And they need to know who's in charge, or they will not LISTEN to commands ...and poop ON yourrr carpet." - Gustavo, how we love your silly speech pattern.
"STOP BEING ORANGE!!!" - Gustavo
Mrs. Knight: Glad to see you've taken an interest in ironing, Katie!
-my parents hate BTR, and even they laughed.
"SWIRLY!!!!!" - Carlos
"Together, we're 64! That's older than YOU! ...It is older than you, isn't it?" - Logan calls Mrs. Knight old.
"Mmmm. Warm pants. There's nothing like a fresh pair of warm pants. Get Gustavo some warm pants." - Griffin's perfect introduction
"I have to go now. My pants are cold." - Griffin once again
"Oh, he's breaking out the Christmas chainsaw." - Kelly (I think, or Kendall...)
"TANNING POWERS GO!" - James the Orange
"BANDANAS ARE COOL!" - James pulls a Matt Smith
"Boys are stupid! ...Remember Logan's mine." - Camille
"And shirts and ties might make us die!" - Yardsquirrells... Scott Fellows Butch Hartman = EPIC WIN.
"It's yoo-hoo it's us time!" - Odd
"Ulrich has lost his head and should have stayed in bed! *Ulrich runs away, Odd chases after him* Wait, wait, I got another one! Go with Sissi and you're future's gloomy 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YUMIIIII!!!" - Odd becomes a poet
"I did it! I did it! *passes out*" - Jeremie making us all laugh when we aren't supposed to
"Ehhh, I don't need that much sleep." - Jeremie summarizes all of our lives.
"I hate to talk with my mouth full... Aelita, can you take this one?" - Odd bestows the powers of insulting Sissi onto Aelita
"Rrrrr... FASTER!!!" - William riding a Tarantula
"You're a motorcycle, Arcee. Shouldn't you know how to build a motorcycle engine?"
"...But I will bring you back a snowball." - Optimus Prime saying something you'd never expect a giant alien robot to say.
"You don't know whether to kiss me or kill me."
"You SHOT ME!!!" - Silverbolt, moments later.
"Give me your FACE!" - Optimus Prime is given a new catchphrase.
"I am Wreck-Gar! I DARE to be stupid!" - Wreck-Gar. Is. Awesome.
"MAYDAY! MAYDAY! LET'S ALL DANCE AROUND ZE MAYPOLE!!!" - Random Blitzwing makes a funny that sounds like something I would come up with.
"When life gives you lemons... MAKE ORANGE SODA!!!" - Bud
"I'm a winner! I'm a winner! I beleive in me!!" - G1 Wreck-gar
"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's actually more like a big ball of... Wibbly-wobbly... Timey-wimey... Stuff." - The 10th Doctor invents a technical term.
"I have chosen. Of course, I've chosen. *pause, hits Rory* It's you, stupid!" - Amy becomes everyone's new favorite companion
"The Library. So big it doesn't need a name. Just a great big The." - The 10th Doctor, need I say more?
"I want her to say 'We are not amused.' I bet you 5 quid I can make her say it."
10th Doctor: (fighting a clockwork man) "Don't worry Reinette, it's just a nightmare. Everyone has nightmares; even big scary monsters from under the bed have nightmares, don't you, monster?"
-10 makes us go "YEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!"
"There's an old Earth saying, Captain. A phrase of great power and wisdom and consolation to the soul in times of need... Allons-y!! "
"Hello, Stonehenge! Who takes the Pandorica takes the universe! But, bad news, everyone, [Doctor jumps up from inside Stonehenge] 'cause guess who! Ha! Listen, you lot! You're all whizzing about. It's really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute, because I AM TALKING!
"Bowties are cool." - the 11th Doctor singlehandedly brings back the bowtie.
WARNING: Those of you who can't stand uber-sentimental stories, I will tell you now: do not read Crushed by a Crush or Stone. You have been warned. Now when you go throw up in the bathroom, don't come crying to me.
On the other hand, if you're a total sucker for this sort of thing like me, then you'd love them. :)
And to all those who voted for and nominated Stone at the 2011 BTR fic awards - thank you, thank you, endlessly. I was so touched to see it on the list. I don't care that it didn't win. I just can't believe anyone would love my story that much. Thank you, truly, thank you.
Attention all: In case you haven't noticed, I've been undergoing something of an uncreative streak lately. It's a combination of time and writer's block. I never have enough time to sit at the computer long enough to get something down, I guess. But summer is swiftly apporaching, and I'm doing everything I can to get SOMETHING down. I'm trying to go back to my stuff you've probably thought I've long since abandoned - Code: DEKA, Behind the Heart of Stone, Family of Wrath, Life Lessons, and the Awesome Adventures of the Student Council. If I can't come up with anything soon, I'm deeply sorry... But nothing is dead yet. Thanks for waiting so long.
...Or maybe midgets.