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Joined 11-30-09, id: 2163578, Profile Updated: 06-28-12
Author has written 6 stories for +Anima, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello, i'm Ashley but you can call me Alice or Ash if you wish, or anything really

I'm a natural born red-head, and I have blue eyes!

I love to write, but half my stuff never makes it to FF lol!

Recently, I have been busy, so if I don't update, please be patient. I'll try my best to update on time, but sometimes, i'm just a bit too busy or a bit too tired to write and I can't update. it's the same with the other two, so please understand what i'm saying. Thank you, and have a great day!

My Deviantart- - This one's me!

A list of stuff i like to write/read/watch

Hetalia:Axis powers/ World series
Naruto
Yugioh
Pokemon
Anima
Kingdom Hearts
Vocaloid
D-Grayman
Zelda
Fruits Basket
Ouran High School Host Club
Death Note
Wolf's Rain
Warriors of the Forest
Black Butler
Nightmare Before Christmas
Alice in Wonderland
Pandora hearts
Alice in the country of hearts
Shuffle!
Negima!?
Romeo x Juliet
Avalon Quest for magic
My new found family album/pictures

About me

My Favorite Animal: Wolves

My Least Favorite Animal: Snakes

My Favorite Color: Blue

My Favorite Thing in the World: Anime, Reading, and my family and friends.

My Least Favorite Thing in the World: Getting bullies

My Favorite Thing to Do: Write Fanfics and read! Oh and talk on the phone!

My Least Favorite Thing to Do: Learning a new music note and taking notes

My Greatest Achievement: Graduating the 6th grade.

My Favorite Person: My mom and dad, my teachers, and my friends

My Least Favorite Person: Bullies

My Favorite Time of Day: Nighttime!

My Least Favorite Time of Day: Early morning

My Favorite Famous Quote:

My Favorite Personal Quote: Uko!

My Favorite Boy Name: Matthew, Erin, Alois, Ellard, and then Adam

My Favorite Girl Name: Alice, Emily, Ashley, Kaitlyn

My Favorite Element: Fire

My Favorite Environment: In my room

My Favorite Weather: Sunny

My Strongest Subject: Geography, Band, and English

My Favorite Month: January

My Most Recognizable Trait: Red hair, loudest person in the 7th grade, Blurting out comments without raising my hand

My Favorite Memory: I have to many!

My Least Favorite Memory: When I was bullied on the bus every day for a year

My Proudest Memory: I can't recall

The Memory My Friends Talk About: Memories about being in band

My First Concert: "Art in the park"- our 6th grade band concert that i was in

My Last Concert: Read last question.

My instrument: Flute

My First Word: Mine

How Many Best Friends I've Ever Had: Like 5 or so

My Best Friend Now: Momo

My Role-Model: My friends

My Favorite Hero: America?

My Favorite Heroine: Laika the russian space dog!

The Person Who Must Hate Me the Most: Bruce

The Person Who Must Love Me the Most: Both my parents and my friends

My Favorite Present: My computer

How Many Innocent Secrets Do I Have: Too many to count!

Not So Innocent Secrets: Ukoukoukouko...You don't need to know.

How Many Times Have I Fallen in Love: twice

My Biggest Fear: That I'll die young

Something I Probably Should Be Afraid But Am Not: Confronting a Stranger.

How Many Different Friends Have I Hung Out With in the Past Year: LOTS!

Am I a Slacker: Most likely

Am I a Hypocrite: What's a hypocrite?

Have I Ever Wished On a Shooting Star: A lot!

How Many of My Dreams Have Come True: Some of mine...But the one's i really wished would come true never did.

Have I Ever Run Over an Animal: Don't have a car

The Most Exotic Thing I've Eaten: Chinese food

How Many Different Countries Have I been to: U.S

Can I Cook: Sort of

Who Would I Most Likely Walk to the Ends of the Earth For: Anyone in my family or friends

My Loudest Family Member: Me

My Quietest Family Member: Do I even have a quiet family member?

My Most Eccentric Family Member: Me

My Happiest Family Member: My cousin.

My Polar Opposite Family Member: My oldest step-brother

My Most Annoying Family Member: My younger brother

My Oldest Family Member: My Grandpa on my mom's side.

My Worst Nightmare: Where i couldn't save Cadence from death and then all my other friends and family started dying upfront of my eyes and i couldn't save any of them.

My Worst Pet Peeve: So many

Last Thing I Was Angry At: How my voice can't resist singing for a few hours.

Last Movie I Cried In: Can't remember


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I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you draw anime/manga paste this onto your profile

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Pokemon is cool, put this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means that you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, put this in your profile.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you have ever said that an anime character is hot and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

here are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

I'm the girl who will burst out laughing in a dead silent room because of something that happened yesterday

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

If you looked at my profile just to find random quotes or stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Anime is the greatest thing since sliced bread! Agree, then put it in your profile!

If your a patetic wretch who is attracted to an anime character...then copy and paste this to your profile!

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

If you love to sadistically torture your favorite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Choose -- Me or your life.

Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

" The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind"

"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you"

"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you"

"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left"

"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you"

"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you"

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life"

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, paste this into your profile

26 Things That A Perfect Guy Would Do

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence
4. Give you the remote control during the game
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you
6. Play with your hair
7. His hands always find yours
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork
11. Never run out of love
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts
16. Smile a lot
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing, even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves you that much to quit it.

Element Quiz

FIRE:
[X] You have a short temper
[X] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[X] You are very competitive.
[X] You like to play with fire.
] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[X] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[X] You often lose control over yourself
[X] You can be quite reckless.
[X] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[X] People have often called you insane.
Total: 9

WATER:
] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[X] You like to go to the beach
] You rarely get angry.
] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
] You think before you act.
[X] You are good at breaking up fights.
[X] You are a great swimmer.
[X] You like the rain.
] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[X] You are very generous.
Total: 5

EARTH:
] You are physically strong.
[X] You have a close connection with nature.
[X] You don't mind getting dirty.
[X] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[X] You could easily survive in the wild
[X] You care about the environment.
] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted
] You rarely get depressed.
] You aren't afraid of anything.
] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 5

AIR:
[X] You have a free spirit.
[X] You hate rules.
[X] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[X] You hate to be restrained.
[X] You are independent.
[X] You are quite intelligent.
[X] You tend to be impatient.
[X] You are easily distracted.
[X] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[X] You wish you could fly.
Total: 10

DARKNESS:
[X] You spend most of your time alone.
[X] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[X] You like creepy things.
[X] You like to play tricks on people.
[X] Black is your favorite color
] You prefer the villains over the heroes
] You don't talk much.
] You are an atheist.
] You don't mind watching scary movies.
] You love to break the rules.
Total: 5

LIGHT:
] You are very polite.
[X] You are spiritual.
[X] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
] You believe everything you see or hear.
[X] You are afraid of the dark.
[X] You hate violence.
[X] You hope for world peace
[X] Everyone loves to be around you
] You always follow the rules.
[X] You laugh/smile a lot.
Total: 7

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (I'm part Irish)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm DUTCH, so I MUST smoke weed. (Part dutch)
Im a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a girl who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (More than enough food)
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm FEMALE, so I MUST not swear.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Anyone who says i'm a dork is gonna hear from my bad side -_-)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be a stupid, stuck up whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. ( I don't like the sun because i'm redheaded and i burn like a lobster)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Err..No, everyone thinks i'm wierd)
I HANG OUT with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Music, Writing, and a bit of drawing- but that could use some work-)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. (Part-texan actually)
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be evil.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like SLASH or FEMSLASH, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins/
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. ( I'm not immature! I just know how to have fun!)

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She said that she wanted to get high.
He took her to the tallest hill in town.
She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink.
He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated Pepsi and said, "Drink up."
She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face.
He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger,
aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger.
She said that she wanted to cut herself.
He took a Polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors, and had her cut it up.
She said that she wanted to see her blood.
He took her to get her ears pierced.
She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep.
He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed.
She said that she wanted to be alone.
He gave her a name tag that said "My Name Is: Alone."
She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always.
He asked when he wasn't.

Would you do this?

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gave him a big hug.)

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?

12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Taste the rainbow - EAT CRAYONS

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"Hold my purse."

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Got a problem with me? Solve it.

Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoe.

Can't stand me? Then sit down.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

If you can't walk up or down stairs without looking at them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate overly confident people copy this to your profile.

Just some stuff to let you know my level of insanity

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice with them, then let the world wonder how the hell you did it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crud up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

You say Taylor Swift, I say My chemical Romance

You say Lady Gaga, I say Evanescence

You say Miley Cyrus, I say Paramore

You say T-Pain, I say Muse

You say Eminem,I say Linkin Park

You say Jonas Brother, I say Green Day

You say Rap , I scream ROCK!

92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this.

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New chance by Hektols reviews
A 10 years old Naruto meets a man who will change his life and the Ninja Nations, but will it be for good? The Yondaime has returned and he is not happy. NaruHina later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 159 - Words: 578,431 - Reviews: 8471 - Favs: 5,216 - Follows: 4,273 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 1/30/2008 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Lost Son of Konoha by Fury Cutter reviews
NarutoFinal Fantasy VII Xover. Shunned and betrayed by his people he was banished from his home and told to never return. Now by a twist of fate 15 years later he must return to the Village Hidden in the Leaves. His name: Cloud Strife
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 156,009 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Cloud S., Naruto U.
BlackFang by FeatherButt reviews
These are the adventures Cooro and Husky. Senri and Nana have left them, now the two anima are traveling together. And have many more adventures ahead of them. Read! Review! Please!
+Anima - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,984 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Husky, Cooro
One Door Closes, Another Door Opens by yugiyamifangirl reviews
After Tea leaves him, Yami is left to raise their infant son alone. When Yami runs into Yugi again, Yugi decides to help him. Full summary inside. Main pairing: YugixYami, will have yaoi, lemons, mpreg, slight Tea bashing
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Jinchuuriki no Kyuu by Feral Smile reviews
At a young age, the demon containers are stolen from their homes, their villages. They quickly become known as the Jinchuuriki Nine. How do you end a war? By taking away it's deadliest weapon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,086 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Itachi's Ghost by Darth-Taisha reviews
After Ch 437, Hinata's confession to Naruto. She begins seeing a ghost and he needs her to do something for him...help save his brother from darkness. Itahina/Sasuhina. Off hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,819 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Itachi U.
That Dream that you Chased by louderandlouder reviews
AU. KeyToDestiny and DancingFlames are widely known over the internet.No one knows who they are, though. It is only known that one of them has two 'keys' tattoed and the other has piercing green eyes... AkuRoku Zemyx Soriku CloudVin FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 158,788 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Axel, Roxas
A New Life by Infernal Maelstrom reviews
Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 397,952 - Reviews: 2309 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
well, my dad is a demon by amy-pondwilliams reviews
hinata goes into the woods to find new flowers for her collection, when she comes into a clearing she sees a blond haired blue eyes whisker-marked boy lying against a three talking with some animals in their own language R&R naru/hina up for adoption i don't have a plot anymore TT.TT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,242 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Troublemakers by Piebandit reviews
Three kids from the real world are trapped in the Naruto realm, they eventually meet up with five of their friends who also ended up there...and stuff happens. KibaXOC, LeeXOC, GaaraXOC, OCXOC, OCXnot-so-muchX3. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,744 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Kiba I., Gaara
The Eternal Chimera by superfish01 reviews
Kushina and Minato have their owns secrets that only each other know about. How do these secrets affect Naruto and the reason behind the Kyuubi attack? naruxfemkyuu naruxfemhaku. 2 girls only, not harem. Rating to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 211,553 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
An Unexpected Beginning by Crystalzap reviews
All seemed lost, I just killed the one I called Brother, as the Snake was using Sasuke's body. Everyone was dead, & Konoha was burning but Kyuubi said we could change it. I had nothing to lose, and everything to gain. Naruto is sent back to the day he was born in an attempt to save his friends and village unfortunately he can't do much, at least until he can walk. Family Timetravel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,814 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 2,557 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Ugly Duckling by Aisurando-APH reviews
You all know the children's story by Hans Christian Andersen, The Ugly Duckling. Well I've made hetalia characters into birds. xD Enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Prussia - Complete
New York Answers Your Letters! by Chandinee Richards reviews
New York has decided to see what all the fuss is about with these letters. Accepting ALL letters! Rated teen for NY's mouth *Fem! New York*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 380 - Words: 48,210 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011
From The Darkness Came The Light by Animus of Masada reviews
Orochimaru succeeds in summoning the Fourth Hokage during the Sound Invasion, but Minato has too much to live for to be subjugated so easily. Fighting his way back to life, he reunites with his family for the first time in twelve years. Minato/Kush alive
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,571 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Tales of a DTraveler: Distorted Disturbances by Stephy825 reviews
The hardest job in the dimensions of fanfiction rests on my shoulders. With my trusty pen and otaku-ness, I take on one of the biggest challenges in misplaced fic history: Keeping the Anima world unchanged and undisturbed.
+Anima - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,042 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Cooro
The Blog of the Awesome Colorado! by Hetalia.Power reviews
Colorado finds his sibling's blogs and decides to pitch in! But who knew the life of a simple mountain state would be so awesome? Watch him try to deal with his crazy little cities and siblings! T for language. And a Flordia reference right off the bat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011
Something That I Want by OhaiAlex reviews
All Austria wanted to do was bake a cake, but Prussia was making it way harder than it was supposed to be.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Ice Ice Baby by BonsaiBabe reviews
Gilbert has a problem with one of Roderich's annoying habits. Can Roderich convince him to see it his way? PruAus involving ice. Oh yeah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Just Listen, Just Know by Hawkear of WindClan reviews
For AkuRoku Day 2011! No spoilers for this short piece, but beware - it mike make you cry rivers of blood. Rated Mature for sexual themes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of the Lake by Lithos Maitreya reviews
When Grovyle, Celebi, Dusknoir and Primal Dialga dissapeared at the end of 'In the Future of Darkness' they did not reappear at the mountain, but at the lake where the Clans live. Book 1 of the Team Soul Trilogy, Basis for The Messiah of Time. Book II up!
Crossover - Pokémon & Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,487 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Grovyle/Juptile, Jayfeather - Complete
What the Heck is a Anima? by RebelAngel91210 reviews
Four average kids get suck into a vortex. Now Emma, Sam, Aurora, and Mike are stuck in a strange new world. Can they survive, while discovering the wonderful world of Anima.
+Anima - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,319 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 4/5/2009
It Just Might Come True by XoStarcicleoX reviews
After being made fun of for their powers, Beast Boy runs off, only to find a person who can grant him one wish. Realizing powers will only lead to insults, he wishes for he and the rest of his teammates to be normal.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,684 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - [Beast Boy, Raven] - Complete
Uchiha Triplets by Ashlynn WolfCraft reviews
How would you like to be different? Abandoned? Forgotten? For Ryo, Kyo and Ai Uchiha, that how their lives are. With a diseased brother and a jinchuuriki sister. How will these 3 live on? Mpreg NaruSasu, rape, death OOCness OCs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,245 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chili Eats a Banana by Spinda Hater Ninety Seven reviews
This story may not end as you'd think. WARNING: This may be the most random thing you've ever read. Rated T for perverted thoughts. One-Shot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Chili/Pod, Cress/Corn - Complete
What Happened Last Night? by CrapMusicCat reviews
What is going on? How in the world did I and aibou end up…like THAT? What…what happened last night? Puzzleshipping make-out session! Rated M for lemon in 2nd chapter.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,511 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
Shattered Dreams by UnfoundHufflepuff reviews
Ash has lost everything but the love of his last remaining Pokemon, he swears revenge and gets help from some unique Pokemon to kill the one who took them all, but Ash discovers 1 more thing, the love of a rival. AshxGary, yaoi. Slight blood and gore. R&R
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,636 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Bump In The Night by cgal120 reviews
The tale of the Autumn Witch was thought to be just a tale from their childhoods. But, when Arthur's 16th birthday arrives they'll soon discover some urban legends are truer than they appear. Rated M. Horror/Romance/Humour and more!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,813 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Summer Love in Vermilion by PatyKida reviews
The Pokedex holders go on vacations to the beach of Vermilion. Gold wants to ask Yellow out, but something else happens when he finds Bugsy there. GenderShipping Gold X Bugsy , some EarlyShipping, AmberShipping and ItigoShipping - shonen ai - Complete
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Bugsy/Tsukushi
Changing Fate by Alita 'n' Emily reviews
Kaida Uchiha returns to Konoha to see her cousin Sasuke, but she got more than she expected. The clans dead? She gets caught up in events and fate will be changed, people that were meant to live will die and visa versa. T for swearing. Eventual HidanOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,888 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Akatsuki
Gone by XoStarcicleoX reviews
Hinata's been kidnapped by two strange men. Neji, Naruto, and some others are determined to get her back, before it's too late...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,882 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Neji H., Kiba I. - Complete
Hate Everything About You by YaoiObssesedFanGirl reviews
"You will surrender, my feisty little weasel. It's only a matter of when." Just who is this feisty weasel and who exactly is he surrendering to? Looks like this might turn into something interesting. Slightly AU and a bit of OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Itachi U. - Complete
Time Heals All Wounds by Animus of Masada reviews
One year after Akatsuki's defeat, Naruto and Sasuke end their epic struggle, but inadvertently send themselves and Team 7 into the past. Will they find what they lost as children, and prevent the harbingers of pain from occurring? Time travel/Minato alive
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,765 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Story telling anyone? by Shinigami Fuzzy reviews
"Hey, since we are all here, how about a ghost story telling competition?" said Naruto. Little did they know what the consequnce are.AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,873 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
My Younglings by Richer1992 reviews
Part 3/3. Four years have past and Spirit believes that it will be smooth sailing from hear on out. However, he will face the ultiminte challenge ever-parenthood. Rated M to be safe.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,590 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Complete
Happy Birthday Asuma REWRITTEN by EPkiwi reviews
It's like the first one but I checked the spelling and stuff so take a look ;
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Keep a Watchful Eye by starlesscity reviews
Naruto gets severely injured saving Sasuke’s life on a mission.He's still in the hospital three weeks after the incident;the only way he’s allowed out is if someone takes care of him.Sasuke is offering himself up for the task,but what's the catch?SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,243 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flame and Vortex by Seitora reviews
fem!Naruto x male!Kyuubi romance fic. Reborn from the ashes of his attack, Kyuubi no Kitsune will learn that there is more than just duty; the fox shall learn to live and to love, as he and his container take the world by a firestorm. Possible lemons
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,843 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Ouran High School had a Club by JULACHAN reviews
My first fanfic. The idea came to me randomly and was too stupid to resist. I guess you can say it's a songfic ; Moral of this story: never let Tama-chan watch Barney. PLZ READ AND REVIEW! Rated T for a bit-o-language
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
A Christmas Carol for Naruto by XoStarcicleoX reviews
It's never too late for the holidays! Naruto has always hated Christmas. There's too much happiness! So four ghosts will help him see the joy of the holiday! NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,110 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Good Samaritan by Kaze and Kiba reviews
While Sasuke was away taking revenge for his family someone was taking care of things at home without permission. The problem now is the Hokage was protecting whoever had done it and he wanted to know why. And why was Sakura afraid of facing him? rated T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,592 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pokemon: Akatsuki Style! by RBMIfan reviews
What happens when our four favorite Akatsuki members are transported into the poor, unsuspecting world of pokemon? One thing's for sure, the pokemon world will never be the same. Discontinued. See rewrite, Mobius.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,228 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
Our precious girl HikaruKaoru lemon by miss89 reviews
The OC/you are headning to the Hitachiin's mansion to spend some time with the twins. They are having fun at the pool, but the two boys have something else in mind.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Necessity by Delicate Desires reviews
She was the only thing keeping them from falling off the brink of insanity. Akatsuki x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Restaurant Love by yugiyamifangirl reviews
The summary is inside. The usual pairings are in here. Main pairings are all yaoi, so don't read if you don't like that stuff. warnings: mpreg and lemons Ratng will go up later on.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,784 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Key Through the Heart by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
REWRITTEN AND REVISED AS KEY THROUGH THE HEART: FINAL MIX. CONSIDER THIS A ROUGH DRAFT.
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 225,007 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/22/2007
Say My Name, Baby by Perfectly Maple reviews
Butch demanded a little respect! He WOULD get James to say his name. Kokoshipping . . . as in Butch/James. As in yaoi.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2009 - James/Kojirō, Butch/Kosaburō - Complete
Ice and Sand: A Gaara love story! by Gaara's-pandachan101 reviews
When Gaara's team recives a new member how will he take it? GaaraXOc. WARNING: Marysue. Flamers will be laughed at and blocked.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Gaara
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New Found Family reviews
Alice didn't know that a simple birthday present from her famous older sister would cause her to gain a new family. Can she and her roommates survive having to deal with the stress of living with Hetalia units? Based off of LolliDictator's fic. *Rewrite*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2012
My new found family reviews
Alice didn't know that a simple birthday present from her famous older sister would cause her to gain a new family. Can she and her roommates survive having to deal with the stress of living with Hetalia units? Based off of LolliDictator's fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011
Once Upon A Fable
Drabbles and short stories about my fable ocs that range in genres. Take a chance, roll the dice, you never know what you might find in this little story
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Published: 2/2/2012
Letters from a very merry Wonderland! reviews
Wonderland has decided to start writing letters. All thanks to her siblings saying that it might help introduce herself and them to the outside world. All pairings are welcome and are accepted!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 9,556 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011
Fables Marukaite Chikyuu reviews
I got bored and decided to give the fables a marukaite chikyuu ending theme. And this is the result of that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011
Distortion world reviews
What happens when people keep putting up radom fanfictions in the anima section? This,and this is pure crack and poor writing skills thrown together. We should fear our poor cast's troubles.On permanent hiatus until futher notice.
+Anima - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Complete
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