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Author has written 6 stories for +Anima, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Hello, i'm Ashley but you can call me Alice or Ash if you wish, or anything really
I'm a natural born red-head, and I have blue eyes!
I love to write, but half my stuff never makes it to FF lol!
Recently, I have been busy, so if I don't update, please be patient. I'll try my best to update on time, but sometimes, i'm just a bit too busy or a bit too tired to write and I can't update. it's the same with the other two, so please understand what i'm saying. Thank you, and have a great day!
A list of stuff i like to write/read/watch
Hetalia:Axis powers/ World series
My Favorite Animal: Wolves
My Least Favorite Animal: Snakes
My Favorite Color: Blue
My Favorite Thing in the World: Anime, Reading, and my family and friends.
My Least Favorite Thing in the World: Getting bullies
My Favorite Thing to Do: Write Fanfics and read! Oh and talk on the phone!
My Least Favorite Thing to Do: Learning a new music note and taking notes
My Greatest Achievement: Graduating the 6th grade.
My Favorite Person: My mom and dad, my teachers, and my friends
My Least Favorite Person: Bullies
My Favorite Time of Day: Nighttime!
My Least Favorite Time of Day: Early morning
My Favorite Famous Quote:
My Favorite Personal Quote: Uko!
My Favorite Boy Name: Matthew, Erin, Alois, Ellard, and then Adam
My Favorite Girl Name: Alice, Emily, Ashley, Kaitlyn
My Favorite Element: Fire
My Favorite Environment: In my room
My Favorite Weather: Sunny
My Strongest Subject: Geography, Band, and English
My Favorite Month: January
My Most Recognizable Trait: Red hair, loudest person in the 7th grade, Blurting out comments without raising my hand
My Favorite Memory: I have to many!
My Least Favorite Memory: When I was bullied on the bus every day for a year
My Proudest Memory: I can't recall
The Memory My Friends Talk About: Memories about being in band
My First Concert: "Art in the park"- our 6th grade band concert that i was in
My Last Concert: Read last question.
My instrument: Flute
My First Word: Mine
How Many Best Friends I've Ever Had: Like 5 or so
My Best Friend Now: Momo
My Role-Model: My friends
My Favorite Hero: America?
My Favorite Heroine: Laika the russian space dog!
The Person Who Must Hate Me the Most: Bruce
The Person Who Must Love Me the Most: Both my parents and my friends
My Favorite Present: My computer
How Many Innocent Secrets Do I Have: Too many to count!
Not So Innocent Secrets: Ukoukoukouko...You don't need to know.
How Many Times Have I Fallen in Love: twice
My Biggest Fear: That I'll die young
Something I Probably Should Be Afraid But Am Not: Confronting a Stranger.
How Many Different Friends Have I Hung Out With in the Past Year: LOTS!
Am I a Slacker: Most likely
Am I a Hypocrite: What's a hypocrite?
Have I Ever Wished On a Shooting Star: A lot!
How Many of My Dreams Have Come True: Some of mine...But the one's i really wished would come true never did.
Have I Ever Run Over an Animal: Don't have a car
The Most Exotic Thing I've Eaten: Chinese food
How Many Different Countries Have I been to: U.S
Can I Cook: Sort of
Who Would I Most Likely Walk to the Ends of the Earth For: Anyone in my family or friends
My Loudest Family Member: Me
My Quietest Family Member: Do I even have a quiet family member?
My Most Eccentric Family Member: Me
My Happiest Family Member: My cousin.
My Polar Opposite Family Member: My oldest step-brother
My Most Annoying Family Member: My younger brother
My Oldest Family Member: My Grandpa on my mom's side.
My Worst Nightmare: Where i couldn't save Cadence from death and then all my other friends and family started dying upfront of my eyes and i couldn't save any of them.
My Worst Pet Peeve: So many
Last Thing I Was Angry At: How my voice can't resist singing for a few hours.
Last Movie I Cried In: Can't remember
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I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
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You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
here are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!
I'm the girl who will burst out laughing in a dead silent room because of something that happened yesterday
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.
If you looked at my profile just to find random quotes or stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
Anime is the greatest thing since sliced bread! Agree, then put it in your profile!
If your a patetic wretch who is attracted to an anime character...then copy and paste this to your profile!
If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
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Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"
14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
30) I will not go to class skyclad
31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"
32) If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak
38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine
39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous
43) I will not lick Trevor
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose -- Me or your life.
Boy: My life.
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:
" The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind"
"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you"
"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you"
"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left"
"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you"
"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you"
"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life"
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26 Things That A Perfect Guy Would Do
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
.••) .•) .•.•) .•)
She said that she wanted to get high.
Would you do this?
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
(She gave him a big hug.)
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom
1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore
2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know
3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.
5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'
6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...
7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...
10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.
11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?
12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...
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Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
How is it possible to have a civil war?
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Taste the rainbow - EAT CRAYONS
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
Got a problem with me? Solve it.
Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoe.
Can't stand me? Then sit down.
Roses are red,
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
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Just some stuff to let you know my level of insanity
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice with them, then let the world wonder how the hell you did it.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crud up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.
I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
You say Taylor Swift, I say My chemical Romance
You say Lady Gaga, I say Evanescence
You say Miley Cyrus, I say Paramore
You say T-Pain, I say Muse
You say Eminem,I say Linkin Park
You say Jonas Brother, I say Green Day
You say Rap , I scream ROCK!
92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this.