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Author has written 2 stories for Hellsing, and Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST stuff my face
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I'm WICCAN, so I must be hung.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm MEXICAN, so I must be a slut.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be messed up
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING, so I must be rich.
I don't SMILE often, so I MUST be suicidal.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at guy sports.
I like CATS ,so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I love ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I like ANIME and MANGA, so I MUST believe that Japan is superior to all the other races in the world.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to he-double hocky sticks.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the bloods of virgins.
I do also go into details sometimes, and details about my OCs. Sorry about that but i love doing it and i do it without knowing lol
MY OC's IN OTHER STORIES
Krys Valentine- One Piece OC
Yesult- Cirque du Freak OC
Kaoru Kurosaki- Bleach OC
I know have a Your Fanfiction.com under the same username or I may change it to InkedCupcke92, i will post stories up on there instead of here because of the restrictions that are on here.
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