Author has written 2 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, and Misc. Books.
Hey! I'm chocolateluvr13, and more of a reader than a writer, but I will eventually try to write a story once I get better...maybe... ;P I love basically all forms of fiction and most fantasy stories. I'm a sucker for romances, and I believe comedy in the most embarrassing and ridiculous situations should be a part of any story ;p If your bored and are dying for a good story, send me a PM and I'll request a few! :)
My icon got cut off, it says "Life is like chocolate, sometimes you gotta deal with nuts." ;P sorry, couldn't stop myself
My fav books are: Harry Potter by JK Rowling, The Sookie Stackhouse Series (True Blood) by Charlaine Harris, The Mercy Thompson Series by Patricia Briggs, The Hunger Games Series by Suzanne Collins, Single White Vampire and the rest of the Argeneau Series by Lynsay Sands, Avalon High, The Mediator Seriesand Star Idol (all) by Meg Cabot, Graceling and Fire by Kristen Cashore, Love Overboard by Janet Evonavich, A Great and Terrible Beauty and the rest of the series by Libba Bray, The Body Finder by Kimberly Derting, and The Maximum Ride Series by James Patterson.
My fav TV shows are: American Idol, Glee, What not to Wear, True Blood, Moonlight, Lie to Me, Ellen DeGenerous, Make it or Break it, Secret Life, Pretty Little Liars, Nikita, and much more. (i have a thing for cheesy dramas. they're amusing) :P
My fav music artists are: Beatles, Aerosmith, Elton John, All Time Low, Anarbor, Dashboard Confessional, Rob Thomas, Maroon 5, Train, Matchbox 20, Gavin Degraw, songs from musicals (Rent, Grease, etc...), John Williams, Keiko Matsui, Yiruma, Pretty much all American Idol stars, Linkin Park, Nickleback, Queen, Shania Twain, Stevie Wonder, Taylor Swift, Trapt, Fall Out Boy, Frank Sinatra, Glee Cast, The Academy Is..., Bon Jovi, Green Day, Michael Buble, Justin Timberlake, Johnny Depp (yes, he does sing), and a lot more. ;P lol, i'm sorta a music junkie :P
MY fav animes are: Yu Yu Hakusho, Fullmetal Alchemist, Black Cat, Inuyasha, DN Angel, Rurouni Kenshin, Chrono Crusade, Karin(Chibi Vampire), Fruits Basket, Bleach, Ouran High School Host Club, and Marmalade Boy. I also like Hayao Miyazaki films. I've seen a bunch of other anime's but they either didn't make the cut (in my mind), or i got bored and never finished them. I recommend all of these to anyone who hasn't seen them!! :P
Hey 'yall!! Guess what(and its not chicken butt or that i'm a nut)? I became a staff member in this community called Garden of LoveOC Romance. The manager is A Lone Black Rose, and basically (as the title suggests), its a community for OC romance stories, and it's not just for YYH or anime stories either, it's a hodgepodge of all genre's with OC stories. I've read quite a few of the stories and most of what i've read are good, so go check it out when you have the chance!!!*
I'm not really a fan of yaoi, but i think that's mostly because in the yyh fandom, one of the most popular couples is HieixKurama, and i refuse to believe that they are gay. THEY ARE NOT!!! THEY ARE FRIENDS!! Ugh, its a pet peeve of mine. I really have no problem with people being gay- and i do support them- but i just can't stand that couple... grr.
Quotes:--sorry, i have an addiction to funny quotes ;P--
-"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"-Hiei
-"All the while we've been thinking you were a brialliant stratagist when really you're just a lucky fool." -Kurama
"Hey, watch it fox-boy! And what does that word mean anyway?" -Yusuke
"A stratagist is someone who uses their brain." -Kurama
-"You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero. I hate people like you."-Hiei
-"After all the explosions, a stink wakes him."-Kurama
-"Why don't you show this young whipper snapper how it was done in the old days?"-Yusuke
"Gladly, you patronizing jackass."-Genkai
-"But more importantly, we answered the question. Boxers or briefs?"-Yusuke
-"If you had used that lump three feet above your butt, you would've held on to your soul." looks at Hiei "Make that two feet for you."-Genkai
-"Today did start off weird. I went to school..."-Yusuke
-"Any prize that is worth having requires risk."-Kurama
-"I'm sorry, Mr. Mysterious, but as it turns out I forgot to bring my pogo stick."-Yusuke
-"Yusuke Urameshi. Age 14. Survived by his mom and everybody. After going through a big ordeal to get his life back, Yusuke had a brief second chance, until he was eaten by a fish! That's right! No heroic death! No fighting evil villains! Fish food!"-Yusuke
-"Okay, maybe I'll shoot him in the eye, then he'll go blind. Wait he's got two eyes. Damn!"-Yusuke
-"Note to self: Never tell Kurama he's letting his fox side down."-Yusuke
-"Now I know I'm being watched. How creepy is that? I owe a major apology to the locker room girls after second period gym."-Yusuke
-"You already have your fox, your clown, and your hag. I'm a moot point."-Hiei
-"I love squid!" -Koenma
-"Kurama really is a fox thing, and to think I let him near my kitten!"-Kuwabara
-"I'm not scared, but we should atleast find a rock to get under!" -Kuwabara
-"You should know better than to corner an animal like a fox, we have a tendancy to show our teeth." -Youko
-"Kurama: "After all our trials of friendship, I am truly honored that you're giving this to me...but, I'm afraid I don't like you in that way..."
Hiei: "You idiot! My stone isn't for you!" -when Hiei gives Kurama his teargem to pass on to Yukina- This is proof in my mind that they're not gay.
-Ed: Shorty? Could a shorty do THIS? What else do you want to call me -- a half-pint, a beansprout, a midget? I'm still growing, you back-water desert idiots!
-Mustang:"All female officers will be required to wear...TINY MINISKIRTS!!"
Riza groans, Havoc has a nose bleed
-Al: Brother...am I scary?
Ed: Please...you're kindness in a can.
-Edward Elric: This whole place is about to blow.
Alphonse Elric: WHAT? Why?
Edward Elric: matter of factly 'Cause, I don't like it!
-"You're evil, I'll turn you all into fish!" -Edward Elric
-Roy:Dog huh?...I love dogs!
Roy:Of course! Dogs embody loyalty! Be a jerk to them and they don't complain and they never once beg for a paycheck! Trust me Furey! They are the loyal servants of man! Loyal canine how we solute the!!
-"I’m sorry, it’s just it’s such a pretty boat – ship."-Jack Sparrow
-"But why is the rum gone?"-Jack Sparrow
-"I think we've all reached a very special place, I say? Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically?" to Norrington "I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that." - "Elizabeth...it would never have worked between us, darling. I’m sorry." - "Will...nice hat. Men! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that you..." – falls over battlement-Jack Sparrow
-Elizabeth: "So that’s it then? That’s the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow? You spent three days lying on a beach, drinking rum?!"
Jack: "Welcome to the Caribbean, love."
-"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."
-Jack: "How did you get here?"
Will: "Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them, strapped to my feet."
Jack: "Not so easy, is it?"
-Lord Beckett: You're mad!
Jack Sparrow:well that's good cause If I wasn't, this'd probably never work.
-Barbossa: There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.
Jack Sparrow: And I owe them all money.
-Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.
-Jack Sparrow: to Pintel and Ragetti Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.
-Tia Dalma: Davey Jones cannot make port, cannot step on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry land with you.
hands Jack a jar of dirt
Jack Sparrow: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If ya don't want it. Give it back.
Jack Sparrow: turns away, hugging jar to his chest No.
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.
-"Nobody move! I dropped me brain." - Jack Sparrow
-"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." -harry
-"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..." -harry(talking about dursleys)
-"Well, think back," said Harry. "Have you ever let it slip that you'd like to go out in public with the words 'My Sweetheart' round your neck?" -harry
-"She's Ron's sister.
But she's ditched Dean!
She's still Ron's sister.
I'm his best mate!
That'll make it worse.
If I talked to him first-
He'd hit you.
What if I don't care?
He's your best mate!" -harry
-"I like a quiet life, you know me." -harry
-"Albus Severus..you were named for the two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew." -harry
-"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..." -ron
-"But why's she got to go to the library?"
"Because that's what Hermione does. When in doubt, go to the library." -ron
-"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." -hermionie
-"I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed." -hermionie
-"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." -sirius black
-"Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground." -dumbledore
-"Alas! Ear wax!" -dumbledore
-"Mistletoe," said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry's head. He jumped out from under it. "Good thinking," said Luna seriously. "It's often infested with nargles." -luna
-“Daddy, look—one of the gnomes actually bit me!” -luna
-"Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit."-lupin
Family (we're crazy...)"
-"When in doubt, blame someone else"-Me :)
-"Magma is like the intestines: sometimes it can come out cold and solid, resulting in poop, or it can come out luquidy, resulting in diarhea."-My brother (don't ask...)
-"WTF Owls"-Our schools track shirts :)
-"Teacher: So, what object reflects you best?
My bro: A Unicorn!!
Teacher: (Gives him a WTF(Teehee, westminster track & feild) look) How does a unicorn reflect you?
My bro: 'cause i'm majestic, graceful and unique.
Teacher: Well you are unique; no other student ever said unicorn
My bro: Yes!!- a story my bro told me
-"Go to the corner!!"-my bro's teacher (not the same one)
-Mom: You know, your eyes are poop colored
Me: So are yours!!
Mom: No, mine are the color of hot shit, cause i am hot shit"-are we a loving family or what?
-"BOOGA!!"-Mom. This always makes me crack up. just slowly open your fist in someones face and say 'booga' and they will crack up. i garuntee it :)
-Mom: *sniff sniff*
Mom: I smell something
Dad: What do you smell?
Mom: Pansies!!"-my mom was making fun of my dad cause he hurt his elbow. it's a running joke in our family. we even bought him pansies :)
-bro: Mom, do you love me?
Mom: No, your too close
bro: *runs downstairs to the basement and calls up using the phone* is this far enough?
Mom: Yes, i love you
-"Mango salsa"-my bro (don't ask)
-"You know that song, 'Every Breath You Take' by the Police? Sing that song in your head and then think of Edward and Bella. That song could have been written for the two."- Me
-"You better not cry, and you better not pout, so Watch out or Santa's gonna get 'cha!! I mean, he sees you when your sleeping and knows when your awake and when you've been bad or good. That's got Stalker written all over it."-Me. I had this revelation in the middle of chorus and blurted it out on the spot. The class's reaction was quite amusing and we didn't sing that song again. :)
-Dad: "I was surrounded by short asians."-my dad after going to the asian market.
-bro: "you only love me for my pants"-... don't ask.
-"I'd bitch slap the devil for you."— Janet Evanovich
-"Have you ever heard somebody sing some lyrics that you've never sung before, and you realize you've never sung the right words in that song? You hear them and all of a sudden you say to yourself, 'Life in the Fast Lane?' That's what they're saying right there? You think, 'why have I been singing 'wipe in the vaseline?' how many people have heard me sing 'wipe in the vaseline?' I am an idiot.'"— Ellen DeGeneres
-"The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble."— Ellen DeGeneres
-"Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. It is the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast. Listen to the music. Whoa whoa, listen to the music. Because music makes the people come together, it makes the bourgeois and the rebel. So come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody try to love one another. Because what the world needs now is love, sweet love. And I know that love is a battlefield, but boogie on reggae woman because you're gonna make it after all. So celebrate good times, come on. I've gotta stop I've gotta come to my senses, I've been out riding fences for so long... oops I did it again... um... What I'm trying to say is, if you leave tonight and you don't remember anything else that I've said, leave here and remember this: Procrastinate now, don't put it off. "— Ellen DeGeneres
-"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?"— Chris Rock
-"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."— Jack Handey
-"If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up."— Charlaine Harris (Dead to the World)
-"The last time I wore an animal hide; but this time I settled for this." Eric had been wearing a long trench coat. Now he threw it off dramatically, and I could only stand and stare. Normally, Eric was a blue-jeans-and-T-shirt kind of guy. Tonight, he wore a pink tank top and Lycra leggings...They were pink and aqua, like the swirls down the side of Jason's truck."— Charlaine Harris (Living Dead in Dallas)
-""Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible. But, that would be called canibulism. It is looked down upon in most societies.""— Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
-"I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face"— Johnny Depp
-"A MELODY is like seeing someone for the first time, the physical attraction, sex. But then, as you get to know the person, that's the LYRICS, their story, who they are underneath.
it's the combination of the two that makes it magic"— Drew Barrymore in the movie Music and Lyrics
-Mercy: "A cowboy, a lawyer, and a mechanic watched Queen of the Damned,"
Warren: "It could be the beginning of either a bad joke or a horror story."
Kyle: "No, if you want a horror story, you have to start out with a wear wolf, his gorgeous lover, and a walker..." -- Iron Kissed (Mercy Thompson Series)
-When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of the mean people and run like hell.-?
-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and have the world wonder how you did it.-?
-"To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing."-Unknown
"All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost; the old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, a light from the shadows shall spring; renewed shall be blade that was broken, the crownless again shall be king."-J.R.R. Tolkien
-"Knowledge is power; power is the root of all-evil. Therefore studying is evil."-?
-“They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.”-? that is, unless your Yusuke
-"They call me tator salad."-Ron White. He's a really funny comedian. if you've never heard of him, then you should seriously check him out. He's hilarious.
-"You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun."- Al Capone
-"Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!"-? teehee...oatmeal :) its like booga.
Stress: Where did the freakin' TV remote go!!!???
Jealousy: I make the lasagna, I take all day! My tables are empty anyway! BERTOLI!
Anger: You ate the last cookie! I'm gonna kill you, man!
Happiness: It didn't kill me yet... I'm alive! (You mean there's another cookie?!?)
Wariness: Are you stalking me or something?
Fear: Edward's at my window! *scream* Get away from me you undead stalker!
Trust: I'll give you five bucks if you don't break anything.
Honesty: It's not not not not not not not not not not my fault.
Love: Oh my... you're rich... (CHOCOLATE!!!)
Hate: Shut up. You killed my gold fish. (Cliff-hangers...enough said)
Depression: Oh no! I lost my page! (Twilight; The movie)
Competition: I'll race ya! On three, one... two... three! Hey, look over there! (I'm closer to the Blizzard Mobile then you!!)- This is something I stole from Rue'sLullaby74's profile. Isn't it hilarious?!? I love Jealousy!! My thoughts are in the parenthesis.
I DID ALMOST ALL OF THESE THINGS. _ I MISS THOSE DAYS!
You're a 90's kid if... you remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!, Rocko's Modern Life, Animaniacs, Gargoyles.You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just can't resist finishing this... "in west Philadelphia born and raised..." You remember Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading Goosebumps. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence... not. When everything was settled by rock-paper-scissors or "bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish" or Ms. Mary Mack. When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular. You remember the ORIGINAL Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny. You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, Reading Rainbow,and Ghostwriteron PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo?books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ghostbusters.You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes vs. CD players. Making those little paper fortune cootie catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs." You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word... Trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Wild Thornberrys, Power Rangers, Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. You remember Carebears. Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original Walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" ...enough said. You went to McDonald's to play in the Playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging ... Before Sidekicks & iPods ... Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 ... Before Spongebob ... Before Tupac was shot. When light-up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 95 cents a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days...