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Joined 12-01-09, id: 2164692, Profile Updated: 03-16-11
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hi my name is alexis (or is it, ill probably change my name each time i update my profile).

I'm 13 years old. Yup thats about it.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

X*X*X*X*X*X*X*

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love Hoodies
You love jeans
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt
You've played with/against a boy's team
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck
You own(ed) an X-Box
Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You own(ed) a PS2, DS, or Sega
you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV
gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advise
you own(ed) like a trillion baseball caps
You like going to high school football games
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards
Baggy pants are cool to wear
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors
You love to go crazy and not care what people think
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 18 (of course)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner
You wear the color pink
You go to your mom for advice
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black
You like hanging out at the mall
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelry
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
You don't like the movies Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/more than an hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should
You have more than ten pairs of shoes
You care about what you look like
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne You love the movies
Used to play with dolls as a little kid
Like putting on make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it
Like being the star of everything

Total: 4 (not shocked at all)


What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad Follow her

When she stares at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you Give her your attention

When she pulls away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism


I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess, xActDanceWritex, Aviva636, Flockgirl, Bassoon, ASingleRavensCry, thegirlwiththesmallsmile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" (or just say "I know! Join the club of freaky-ness. Where we all act like freaks!", which is what I do), copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, Insane Winged Girl, UPDRAFTGIRL37,wingedvampiregrl, Shayne Rider, Bassoon, ASingleRavensCry, thegirlwiththesmallsmile

The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

-A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

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Cold Reception by Numbuh Phenon reviews
[COMPLETE] When a rogue operative threatens to reveal the GKND, Nigel is sent back down to stop them by any means necessary. But people have changed and the boy is tangled in a web of love and betrayal as he finds out just who he has been assigned to hunt down.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 670,131 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete
Blurred Instincts by YoGurlB reviews
"I won't hide these feelings for you anymore. To hide them would make me the biggest hypocrite in the world." Jacob's fingers fell to my cheek and then my lips...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,066 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Paper Faces by jjhatter reviews
A chaptered companion story/sequel to "Thriller Night." Love never dies. But it does have its trials...especially when you're a cat and a mouse... R&R! NOW INCLUDES AN EPILOGUE.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,090 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Cheshire Cat/Chessur, Dormouse/Mallymkun - Complete
Book 1: Wake Up Call by Kei Jones reviews
Jacob finds himself torn between his desire to find Leah and the need to protect La Push from a gang of vengeful vampires. Slowly things are changing for the La Push wolves as everyone gets a wake up call.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 159,053 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Alice Underground by jjhatter reviews
My version of Alice's first trip to Underland. R&R!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,512 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Alice K. - Complete
Hear me Howl by YoGurlB reviews
Leah Clearwater can not get off the rollercoaster she calls her life. When will she stop going through loops and turns?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 102,316 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
The Real Deal by brokencrownsandhearts reviews
What if imprinting is the exact opposite of what we think it is? well guess what? Please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Jacob, Leah
So Much More by brokencrownsandhearts reviews
Jake gets an unpleasant surprise and finds out Leah was so much more.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,749 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Jacob, Leah
Chasing Pavements by OrganizedMess reviews
What if the cure of an imprint is jealousy? leah/embry, leah/jacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,621 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Be Mine by YoGurlB reviews
Roses always have thorns... Mini- Drabble series I didn't think the chapters were long enough to be actual chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,568 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Moonlight by MySoulIsYoursTakeIt reviews
A girl werewolf, just like Leah. Runs away from her pack in NC. she meets the Cullens and they take her to Sam. she meets Jacob and is somewhat an outcast. Jacob imprints, familys colide, and death may come. Jacob/OC. Please reveiew, if you read....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,079 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Daughter of the night by hilja reviews
Leah believes that love just isn't for her. Instead she plans on becoming a wandering wolf protecting innocent humans. But everyone needs somebody, even if they don't realize it themselves.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,089 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Leah, Jacob
TOMORROW by ZuXy.Q reviews
Leah ran away from La push, from Jacob and Sam. Embry finds her, wants her to come back. But it's not that easy. It takes time to heal, to love again. Luckily with Leah there is always tomorrow. And Embry has many of those ahead to convince her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Leah, Embry - Complete
Endless Daylight by Princess Bertha reviews
A few years after Breaking Dawn, Leah has to start dealing with her emotions. As she gets closer to Jacob, and befriends Rosalie and Alice, can she start accepting her changing life and relationships? Blackwater!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,766 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Earthquake by Liooness reviews
The next in the series after Lava and Hurricane. Please read those first. Toph has to deal with an overbearing father, a boy claiming to be her fiance, a worried boyfriend and his ex-girlfriend. Also Suki has trouble. Then onto the Final Battle! R&R!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 137,332 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Toph, Zuko - Complete
She will never be you reviews
Sam and Emily lovers beware. I don't like Sam or Emily because they totally screwed Leah over. So this my little piece of revenge. Muahaha. Hints of Blackwater. My first fic ever so please give it a try and don't kill me if its terrible. Songfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Sam, Leah - Complete