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Joined 12-01-09, id: 2164905, Profile Updated: 01-10-13
Author has written 3 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and One Piece.

Hello all, the name's Hachimitsu Lemon . Hachimitsu is honey, and lemon is... lemon what a sucky intro.

Everything about me is secret, and such is the wonder of interwebs. But one thing about me is that I'm a massive massive procrastinator (I can only come up with my fic when I have something else due, like a PAPER.) and have a super short attention span I have to browse 10 pages at once. Ahhh I love tabs.

I was a veteran anime otaku, 'was' because for a short while I managed to focus on more important things in life. But by me opening this account you should already know I reverted to my 'no life' condition. Before I straighten up and leave you fic-less, I will write as many as I can.

Fave Fandom: (since this seems like what people put in their profile -_-)

KHR:

Anything that has a dash of tuna, cause he's such an uke. Particularly:

X27 (Xanxus x Tsuna) My fave fave favorite thing in the world
1827 (Hibari x Tsuna)
5927 (Goku x Tsuna)
6927 (Mukuro x Tsuna)
8027 (Yama x Tsuna) which I find strangely few doujin exist for this couple

D27 (Dino x Tsuna)
S27 (Squalo x Tsuna) If you think this is weird, read one of Fujitani Yoko's doujinshi. You'll fall in love
Spanner x Tsuna - Stockholm syndrome, anyone? Might write a fic for this couple because again, they need more love.

and also

8059, Reborn x Lambo. No Dino x Hibari please, half the fandom is comprised of D18, 8018, 8059, 6927 and 5927. Seriously.

(UPDATE: I am no longer a part of the KHR fandom, mainly because I stopped watching/reading KHR right in the middle of the Byakuran arc. So most likely I won't be writing anymore KHR unless it's an AU)

One Piece

One Piece is my main fandom at the moment and these are my ships:

1. Crocodile x Luffy

2. Law x Luffy

3. Mihawk x Zoro

4. Zoro x Luffy

5. Ace x Luffy

6. Smoker x Luffy

Basically I like all Luffy uke ships. Ehehe.

Currently working on:

1 Law x Luffy fic

1 Crocodile x Fem!Luffy fic

2 OC fic

Kekkaishi

MasaYoshi (Masamori x Yoshimori)
In my defense, incest was never my thing. But how can I resist with all the hints dropped throughout the series?? ("You're the only one that can call me from the depth of the darkness" What? Might as well just profess your undying love. Geez) It doesn't help that Masamori is such a handsome ossan lol. Those tiny little flashback of when Yoshimori was little just tugged my heart strings in all places :3

My next fic would probably be from this fandom.

Tiger x Bunny

I have such an oyaji fetish that anything with Kotetsu as the uke fly in my book. Seriously. Throw anything at him, it would still be awesome. Bunny x Tiger is my favorite, but seriously. Put Tiger at the bottom. Instant masterpiece.

Sket Dance

Agata x Bossun
It's not like I was never tempted to do a Tsubaki x Bossun, but like I said incest was never my thing. But the tension between Agata and Bossun are just...

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And I'm Your Lionheart by Lee Whimsy reviews
The adventure doesn't end after the Battle of Five Armies. Bilbo lingers in Erebor while Thorin recovers from his wounds, and soon finds himself caught up in politics, romance, and the occasional kidnapping. Ensemble cast. AU. Eventually Thorin/Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,902 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin
this unexpected summer of the heart by Lee Whimsy reviews
One drowsy August evening, a dwarven king wanders into the Shire and knocks on a familiar green door. "I knew you for a few bleak months and thirty years later I wake up wishing that you were beside me. I am surrounded by my kin and kingdom, but even in Erebor I am lonely for you." Thorin/Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,984 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Far Longer Than Forever by ErinacchiLove reviews
Bilbo and Thorin, the heirs of the realms of the Shire and Erebor, are perfect for each other... or so their parents think, as they've decided to make them marry when they are old enough. But what happens when an evil wizard decides to destroy everything? (Swan Princess!AU, Bagginshield, reviews will be very much appreciated)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,399 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Fili, Kili - Complete
Just Beyond the Reach by Aate reviews
Thorin wishes to protect Bilbo, but Bilbo can take care of himself just fine, thank you very much. Bilbo/Thorin slash, AU in which none of our lovely dwarves die during the whole Smaug ordeal. The fic is currently being betad by wonderful NoteMyGrin. (Original fic title "Hiding, Hiding Under Your Nose")
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,827 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
An Unexpected Addition by Karategal reviews
All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,741 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 2,195 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Made and Remade the Necklace of Songs by littleblackdog reviews
Soulmate AU; Thorin/Bilbo romance. In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist. And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,433 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Misstep by No.13 reviews
Thorin hits Bilbo and regrets it. (Originally written for the kink meme on lj)
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Cocoon by shinigami714 reviews
Bilbo dances, and unknowingly entrances, for a prompt on the hobbit kink meme. Thorin/Bilbo, Fili/Kili, Dwalin/Ori
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/7/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] [Fili, Kili] - Complete
Roots to Branches by littleblackdog reviews
AU, Canon Divergence, alternate timelines. Once the stone has been thrown, it can be nigh impossible to stop the ripples: Thorin Oakenshield ascended to the throne of Erebor; Bilbo Baggins made his home within a mountain; and they both found a son amidst tragedy. Now Frodo, a prince of Erebor, accompanies the royal delegation to the Council of Elrond. Thorin/Bilbo romance.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 109 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Frodo. B, Bilbo B.
Hollow by shinigami714 reviews
Hobbits on average eat six, sometimes seven meals a day. Bilbo struggles with eating drastically less than this while on the journey to Erebor and at the same time does not wish to show his weakness. Thorin/Bilbo, Starvation, Hurt/Comfort, Angst.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 106 - Published: 1/17/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
A Snowy Night by asacraine reviews
After waking to find Bilbo out of bed on a cold winter's night, Thorin must find a way to help ease his pregnant mate's discomfort. WARNING MPREG, don't like don't read. Very mushy. Please Review.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Fourteen Pieces of Unsolicited AdviceAnd One Time Thorin Asked by cc62827 reviews
"Enough!" I interrupted sharply, drawing myself up to my full height and laying a hand on the hilt of my sword. "Listen to me very carefully. No one touches the Hobbit." I let my eyes harden. "Anyone who tries will answer to me."
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,321 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Moments Captured in Travel by Eliza the Writer reviews
Between the Shire and Erebor, there's home. And for Thorin, that home may come in the form of a shy little Hobbit named Bilbo Baggins. Post-film, movie-verse. Bagginshield. NOW COMPLETE.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,847 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Larkspur Magic by littleblackdog reviews
A blocked path, a stray spell, and a hobbit with the most peculiar sort of luck. Bilbo knew, leaving the Shire, that hobbits certainly weren't the tallest of folk in the big, wide world. But this is ridiculous. A magical mishap; a Thorin/Bilbo romance.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Blast It All by Triola reviews
In which Gandalf finds a cave, the Dwarves show some skin, Thorin is annoying, and Bilbo curses the world. Bagginshield. Oneshot.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Of Dwarves Courting Hobbits by Norah Rose reviews
Thorin attempts to court an unaware Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Of Mead, Rights, and Sleep by Norah Rose reviews
Bilbo is propositioned by another dwarf. Thorin does not approve. Movie!Verse.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
An Invitation by Anki-Shai reviews
In which Thranduil enjoys torturing Thorin, Thorin wants to break something and, in the end, Elrond won.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Bilbo B., The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
im in ur bprd, watchin ur demon by moon maiden of time reviews
-HB/John- The cat deftly avoids the touch and says, with John's voice, "Red, it's me. It's John."
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Hellboy, John Myers - Complete
Last One To Know by PinkSakuraPetals reviews
Something's up with Myers, but Hellboy just can't figure it out. Mpreg.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/15/2009 - John Myers, Hellboy - Complete
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Sunny Days reviews
Law is tagging along on board the Thousand Sunny to go to Green Britt. Luffy is more than excited to show him around the ship. Zoro on the other hand is not as eager. Light LawLu, hinted ZoroLu
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - T. Law, Luffy
The Strange New World reviews
When Bartolomew Kuma used his nikyu nikyu fruit power on Luffy, instead of sending him to Amazon Lily he sent them to our world instead, where he had a fateful encounter with Kid, Law and a few other familiar faces. AU. Real World Parody. Male/Male. LawLu main. KidLu sub. Rated T for language. Romance/Comedy because that's the only genre I can ever write. LOL.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,255 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Luffy, T. Law
Answers reviews
Something is bothering Xanxus. As per Squalo's suggestion, he went to Japan to find the answers to his feelings. He might find answers not just for him however… X27 XanxusTsuna - No more smex people, move along now.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,282 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Xanxus, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete