Well shit. After nearly 3 years of not updating my profile...Let's have a go at this, shall we?
I am jacobblackismineduh, you can call me JBIMD ;) I'm currently at the valued age of 21. It's awesome, but sometimes I wish I was 6 again.
Call me a Twilighter, I guess. That's mostly what I read on here. You can catch me reviewing Gossip Girl and 50SoG too. Maybe a few others.
One quote I live by was said by Isadora Duncan, and it's genius: "You were once wild here. Don't let them tame you." Take what you want from that.
Let's get a look at how opinionated I can be...
Jacob Black: While some may argue that Bella should've chose Jacob, I disagree. Bella didn't deserve Jacob, therefore, her choosing Edward was perfect. Jacob is introduced as a sunny, young boy that lost his mother way too young and takes care of his disabled father. While Jacob can sometimes say the wrong things and be a little immature, he still had to grow up fast. He's got a good heart, too. What more can a girl ask for? The fact that he is fuck-hot is just a plus;) I reckon I should stop here, before I go onto a full "Why I love Jacob Black" rant.
Leah: LOVE HER. She's my main bitch. I think that her and I could've been best friends. I'll always have Leah's back. I wanted her and Jake to fall in love. It would've been perfection. Well..I guess not perfection since both of them are pretty fucked up (poor things) but they would've healed each other. AND it would've made a hell of a lot more sense. WAY MORE SENSE than the Jacob and Renesmee imprint. *gags* Anyways, back to Leah. She is strong. She went through losing the love of her life, her best friend/cousin, and her father. Also, she lost the ability to have children and was bound to the res for the rest of her wolfy life. Yes, Leah can be bitchy, but hey, there is so much more to her. I think Leah's sarcasm and confidence in herself is pretty hilarious too. I just picture her to be one awesome she-wolf that is anything but innocent, and rocks it.
Bella Swan: Stephanie Meyer chose to not describe Bella's appearance in FULL detail and chose to not make her really good at anything. She made Bella simple so girls (and some boys) all around the world could try to picture themselves as Bella Swan. I think that was clever. However, I DID NOT want to picture myself as Bella Swan. She is selfish, awkward, and a goody-two-shoes...among a myriad of other not-so-postive things. I try to not hate on Bella (lol) because sometimes she says things that are kind of funny..But I can't help but not like here overall. She made so many mistakes in the books and got everything she wanted. Reading the series, I was always mentally shouting at her stupidity. Lol. Also, I thought her horniness for Edward, the 107 year old virgin, was quite hilarious. Her damned teenage hormones had her always trying to get into Edward's cold pants.
Edward Cullen: Ah, Eddie. Okay, so...I think it is very apparent that I am team Jacob, however, I do like Edward. I do. I think that he just seemed so lovely in the books and so romantic. I love that about guys. The things I hated about him were his OVER-PROTECTIVENESS and how he was always so...I don't know..Moody? I just felt like he was the one getting his periods all the time. Ha.
Rensemee Cullen: Honestly, this was so lame. So. Damn. Lame. First of all, I wanted her to be a boy. I was excited for an E.J. but noo, we got a girl with a shit name who will probably grow up to be like her mommy. *rolls eyes* I cannot stand the fact that Jacob imprinted on Renesmee in the books. What kind of fuckery is that?! He SHOULD'VE fallen in love with Leah. I am not kidding when I say I could go on about this forever.
The rest of the Cullen/Hale Men: I LOVE THEM. Love them. All hot. All of them. I can't even write about this much hotness. (My god, I sound like a bitch in heat).
The Cullen/Hale Women: I love them all as well:) They are all stunning and have their own special traits/characteristics. Especially Rosalie, I feel like we would've been great friends.
The Wolf Pack: Sex on legs. Whether that is two or four. Doesn't matter. Hilarious, chaotic, lovable. Need I say more? ;)
Couples I ship:
JacobxLeah (OW, OW;) They're just perfection.)
PaulxLeah (They'd just be one big, hot, angry sexual mess;)
EmbryxLeah (I find this pairing to be quite sweet. Embry is so quiet and Leah is the complete opposite)
JacobxRosalie (Seriously, if Leah and Emmet didn't exist, these two would be the hottest couple.)
EmmettxRosalie (I would bang Emmett and Rosalie should be my best friend. They are also perfection)
QuilxClaire (With Claire grown up of course. I think Claire would grow up to be a little like Leah, considering she's bound to always be around the pack)
and last but not least,
SamxLeah (I think had the whole wolfy magic not happened, they would've been perfect for one another. I wish S.M. would've given us more of a peek into their relationship)
Other than that, I love all the other canon couples (APART FROM RENESMEE AND JACOB) I don't really read much else other than the ones above
I DO NOT support:
JacobxBella (I've read a few fics, couldn't handle it. I felt dirty, lol)
JacobxRenesmee (Ugh, please don't)
I hope you guys enjoy my profile..I enjoyed updating it.
The Cullen Men and the Wolf Pack are like Potato Chips. You can't just have one. ;) --TRUTH.
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