Arya Daeriel
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Joined 12-01-09, id: 2165046, Profile Updated: 09-17-12
Author has written 29 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Lord of the Rings, Alex Rider, Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew, Ranger's Apprentice, Inheritance Cycle, Star Wars, Prince of Persia, Robin Hood BBC, Thor, Doctor Who, and Star Trek: 2009.

So about me...

I am Arya Daeriel, the torture addicted nutcase! Professional Sue hunter, Grammar Nazi, and Tolkienite! Not to mention novelist, pianist, and bookworm extraordinaire! Welcome to my profile, watch your step, and enjoy the ride!

Favorite books: Lord of the Rings, The Silmarillion, Harry Potter, Inheritance Cycle, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Pendragon, Ranger's Apprentice, Alex Rider, Leven Thumps, The Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices, Good Omens, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Night Angel Trilogy, Maximum Ride, The Black Magician Trilogy, and much more.

Favorite movies: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Avengers, Thor, Iron Man, The Amazing Spiderman, The Matrix, Indiana Jones, The Princess Bride, The Dark Knight Saga, The Bourne Trilogy, Star Wars, Star Trek: 2009, and of course, much more.

Favorite music: Two Steps From Hell, Queen, Mumford and Sons, and various movie soundtracks

TIME FOR COPY AND PASTE THINGS AND A FEW RANDOM FACTS:

If you have ever had a crush on a book character, copy this to your profile.

If you a very social "Unsocialized homeschooler" copy this to your profile

If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile

If you hate Peeta from the Hunger Games copy this to your profile

If you want Gale to end up with Katniss, copy this onto your profile

You are nine months old at birth, which makes you really be one year old three months later, making you one year older than you really are. (I already look older than I really am.)

If you are younger than you look, copy this onto your profile

95 of people would panic if the Jonas brothers stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5 who who get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this.

If you've ever had a dream and forgotten what it was about before the dream even ended, copy and paste

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man burried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...

Stuff to do on an elevator that WILL help your image, as in, your CRAZY image

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at every floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.

10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.

23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congradulate all for being in the same lift as you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!"

26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.

35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

38. Say your Majesty when anybody gets on.

39. Introduce yourself as Lord Voldemort.

40. Ask people which floor they want and why, and then announce that you're going to the floor with Olympus on it because you didn't steal any lightening.

41. Hang Ethan Hunt style from the ceiling of the elevator and speak ominously when someone enters "Heloooooooo"

42. Still hanging from the ceiling, drop onto whoever comes in.

43. Try to make up and sing lyrics for the boring elevator music.

44. Try to start a My-Briefcase-is-better-than-yours contest.

45. Hold a ring and say, "My precious"

"I'm going to KILL you until you DIE from it!"

How do you mow the lawn somewhere that says asks you to keep off the grass?

At Niagra Falls you'll find a sign, just under the waterfall, that says "No smoking." What's up?

Why is the operator the only person who gets to keep his same phone-number no matter where he lives?

There's a special school for talented people, why isn't there a special school for stupid people?

There WERE two snowflakes that looked exactly alike, I saw them last Winter but I can't prove it because now it's Summer.

If you HATE Hannah Mon-upisstay-tanna, post this

Why is it considered necessary to naildown the lid of a coffin?

Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why dosen't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If a person with multiple personalities theatens suicide, is that consisdered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

Why does the word Filipino start with letter "F"?

MORE stuff for you to know

The most money ever paid for a cow at an auction was 1.3 million.

Your hair keeps growing for a few months after you die.

Monday is the most-used day that people commit suicide.

In the average life-time, people will have walked the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia
is the fear of teeth.

The little plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

75% of people who read that tried to lick their elbow, and you are now smiling because that's exactly what you did.

Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

Each day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury

The United States has never lost a where they used mules.

On average, there are about 178 sesame seeds on a McDonalds BigMac bun.

The word "lethologica" describes the state when you can't remember the word you want to use.

Some weird dogs laws are that in Ohio, the police are allowed to bite their police-dogs to get them quiet.

A dime has exactly 118 ridges around it's edge.

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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 packets of gum and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking..

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, start dancing to the music coming from the sound systems that are on sale.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

HEY GUESS WHAT! I'm like DEAD and stuff! If you're also dead but can't pull in your dirt copy this!

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Arya
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name izzle)
Aryaizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(favorite color and favorite animal)
Green Panther
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
Jane Camper
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Selar
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)
Red Coke
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mom's middle name)
Rleadln
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents' middle names)
Anne Andrew
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (Black and the name of one of your pets)
Black Estel
10. Your cow name: (put the first 4 letters of your name in, then moo)
Aryamoo
11. Your parrot name: (put the first 2 letters of your name in, then birdy)
Arbirdy
12. Your fake name: (put the last 3 letters of your last name in, the closest letter of the middle of your middle name, then the first 2 letters of your first name in)
Zeraar
13. Your poptropica name: (put your favorite color in, then your favorite thing in outerspace that you can see at night)
Green Coruscant
14. Your Pokemon name (Your favorite color then your month of birth . color first name month last name.)
Green July
15. Your seriously weird sounding name: (OKAY! The first 2 letters of your favorite band, then your favorite song by them, then the last 3 letters of your moms old last name, then the last 3 letters of your 2nd favorite band's song that you like the least, Then a cleaner name you think sounds sooooooo wrong, then your favorite bands song you least like, then lastly, a website you think is stupid.WHEW!!)

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Things you are NOT allowed to do in Ranger's Apprentice, and what will happen to you if you do.

1. You are NOT allowed to sing "Greybeard Halt". Halt will make you spend the night in a tree. A PINE tree O.O

2. You are NOT allowed to answer a question with another question. Halt will glare at you and make you feel stupid.

3. You are NOT allowed to say "But I thought..." Halt will say "You're not old enough to think."

4. You are NOT allowed to give Tug more than one apple a day. Halt will say "One is quite enough."

5. You are NOT allowed to question Halt's skills for ANY reason. Odds are he'll kill you.

6. You are NOT allowed to tell anyone that Halt's not really grim all the time. He'll knock you into next week and then kill you.

7. You are NOT allowed to sing "We're off to see the wizard" on your way to visit Malcolm. He'll turn you into a lizard.

8. You are NOT allowed to send your Christmas wishlist to Erak. He'll brain you with a battleaxe.

9. You are NOT allowed to sing "Santa's comin' to town" when you see Erak coming. He'll brain you with a battleaxe.

10. You are NOT allowed to ask why, exactly, Keren's name is Keren. He'll hypnotize you.

11. You are NOT allowed to sing "Dude looks like a lady" when you see Keren. He'll throw a blue rock at you.

12. You are NOT allowed to hum the James Bond theme while tracking things with Halt. He'll shoot you with an arrow.

13. You are NOT allowed to hum alien music as you near Healers Clearing. Malcolm will kill you.

14. You are NOT allowed to use the "Green Giant" jingle when you see Trobar. He'll steal your puppy.

15. You are NOT allowed to to talk about your wonderful recipe for clam chowder in Skandia. You'll be brained.

16. You are NOT allowed to iceskate on the pond in Skandia. You'll be assigned to the paddles (But hey, at least you'll get to stare at Will)

17. You are NOT allowed to kill Alyss and Evanlyn when they stare at Will with you. Will will NOT marry you (Shame...)

18. You are NOT allowed to sing the munchkin theme song around Will. He'll shoot you.

19. You are NOT allowed to call Halt "Lucky the Leprichon" he'll kill you.

20. You are NOT allowed to ask Will about Crocodiles. He'll think you've gone mad.

21. You are NOT allowed to ask Halt to do an impersonation of Demo Man. He'll shoot you.

22. You are NOT allowed to switch Halt's coffee to decaf. You'll die a slow painful death.

23. You are NOT allowed to oil the hinges on the door of Halt's cabin. He'll kill you if the intruders don't.

Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky
Seven for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone
Nine for the mortal men doomed to die
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all and into darkness bind them
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie

J.R.R. Tolkien


All that is gold does not glitter
Not all who wander are lost
The old that are strong do not wither
Deep roots are not reached by frost
From the ashes a fire shall be woken
A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be blade that was broken
The crownless again shall be king

J.R.R. Tolkien

In the kingdom by the sea
In the mountains mantled blue
On frigid winter's final day
Was born a man with but one task

To kill the foe in Durza
In the land of shadows

Nurtured by the kind and wise
Under oaks as old as time
He ran with deer and wrestled bear
And from his elders learned the skilles

To kill the foe in Durza
In the land of shadows

Taught to spy the thief in black
When he grabs the weak and strong
To block his blows and fight the fiend
With rag and rock and plant and bone

And kill the foe in Durza
In the land of shadows

Quick as thought the years did turn
Til the man had come of age
His body burned with fevered rage
While youths impatience seared his veins

Then he met a maiden fair
Who was tall and strong and wise
Her brow adorned with Geda's light
Which shown upon her trailing gown

In her eyes of midnight blue
In those enigmatic pools
Appeared to him a future bright
Together, where they would not have

To fear the foe in Durza
In the land of shadows

In the dark before the dawn
In the room where slept the man
The foe, he crept and loomed above
His mighty rival now so weak

From his pillow did the man
Raise his head and gaze upon
The cold and empty face of the death
The king of everlasting night

Calm acceptance filled the man's
Aged heart;for long ago
He'd lost all fear of death's embrace
The last embrace a man will know

Gently as the morning breeze
Bent the spirit and from the man
His glowing, pulsing spirit took
And in peace they went to dwell

Forevermore in Durza
In the land of shadows

Christopher Paolini

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes.

Flying is not dangerous. Crashing is dangerous.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

A tree only hits an automobile in self-defence.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When your life shatters into a million pieces, pick up the pieces, grab some glue, and make a new one.

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

A wise man once said, "I don't know - go ask a woman.

A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the heck you did it.

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Help I've fallen and I can't...hey, nice carpet

Some people are like slinkies. The seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Don't fall for someone unless they are willing to catch you.

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

There are four things you cannot recover in life: The stone after it is thrown, the word after it is said, the occasion after it is missed, and time after it is gone.

Learn from yesterday. Live for today. Hope for tomorrow.

Living your life is more important than making a living.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I have a huge scar in my left leg with a dent in the middle from where I was running and slipped and my leg hit the edge of a concrete deck. It's kind of numb now...

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Writing, a Harry Potter poster, two Star Wars posters, and a Lord of the Rings poster.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Not that I know of

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN To? Movie soundtracks, Two Steps From Hell, Mumford and Sons, Queen

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Somewhere around 5:00 pm

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? An adventure

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Sherlock! Why do I have to wait for a year?

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? All my books, my jewelry, my hands (without them I couldn't play piano), my computer, my ipod, and my Evenstar

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'4"

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Nope

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? I'm sitting in the dark right now. I don't think so.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? AsheRhyder's fancomic, Roommates

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Don't wear it

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Any color hair and eye color really... Though, I am partial to dark hair...

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? In the middle of a pirate ship... in the middle of a battle...

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee!

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Ham and pineapple

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Enchiladas

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Do the crackers count?

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? A gold cross that a woman with my name gave to me when I was born

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Why yes!

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Nope

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I don't really bother with brands

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? My cats, Minx and Estel

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Yuppers!

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? By showing them. You can say many things, but doing them is usually completely different.

30. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 13

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Both

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Home

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? My sister

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Nope, but I'm going to Europe next year!

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Puppy eyes. No really, a friend of mine has the most adorable puppy eyes expression and... gah! It's hard to deny him anything when he does that.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Met two concert pianists and...

37. FIRST JOB? My dad's Webmaster

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? No, but my brother once ordered pizzas at my grandma's house for the guy next door

39. DO YOU SWEAR? Not usually...

40.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Tumblring

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Does getting teeth pulled count?

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My piano playing, my looks, my dancing, my taekwondo, my flexibility...

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nope!

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? One wish.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? At this point? None.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Somebody on my mom's side, I think...

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yes

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Whatever's on the shelf

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Roast beef

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Staying up WAY too late

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? None

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Most likely

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? I should say they don't, but they really do.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Go read and daydream and torture various characters. *cackles evilly*

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Don't really have one

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Tonka trucks

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Um... twelve!

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Nope, I hated him.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? No.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mashed potatoes, definitely.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Fun, humourous, understanding, patient, has to put up with my fangirling, ect.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Arya, DD, DJ, 3-D, Janey

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? I refuse to answer this

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW/S? Supernatural, Doctor Who, Merlin, Sherlock, White Collar, Suits, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? Never taken it, I'm afraid! Come back in another two months and I'll tell you.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Mint chocolate chip

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? I'm pretty sure I do

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Er... Taekwondo class on Wednesday

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? THERE IS TOO!

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Um... 40 mph?

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Yes!

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Made in Heaven by Queen

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mum

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Height, eye color, hair color, dancing ability

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Behind Blue Eyes by The Who

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Twilight, badfics, and trolls

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? July (my hands are not freezing in July, like they are now)

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Aquarius

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Strawberry blonde

86. EYE COLOR? Hazel

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? I don't eat at fast food restaurants...

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Not really

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Neverland, the miniseries

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Friday the 13th

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Piano and I sing

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Whichever has the lesser idiot running for president, which at the moment is Democrat because no one messes with my rights.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Both

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? An iced latte from Starbucks

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? None

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER, so I MUST be VIRGIN so I MUST going in the wrong direction.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities that is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be HOMOPHOBIC.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRAILIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK AND SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.

Your Guy Side:

You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.

You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

There are so many people who have never been to see a musical or play, and so many high and middle schools who focus more on sports than the Arts. If we didn't have arts then their would be no TV, because we wouldn't have actors, and no TV means no movies. Theater, Dance, Band, Acting, Singing, and the rest of the Arts are a important part of our community too! Support the Arts! If you agree that the Arts should be supported and appreciated just as much as sports are then add your name to the end of this and post it on your profile, please. Thank you! / Theater Geek / Lara The Dark Angel / MoonlightSpirit / MySuperManJoeDJDangaa / Thranduils.Heart.And.Soul / Arya Daeriel

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WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of nose bleed (Bring a kechup pack for this).

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "this is STUPID!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go to the movies.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how awesome the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Sleep.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who on earth are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake a heart-attack. When everyone starts screaming and callin 911, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress. (How do you do this if you're a girl? I wear jeans an T-Shirts anyway. Do NOT send me a PM about it, kay?

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

You are a writer IF...

-If you talk to yourself. (Alll the time...Shakes head sadly)
-If
you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) (All the time again...)
-If,
when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so you're telling me that, if all the dustmites in two square feet were to suddenly tackle glomp each other they'd become visible?’)
-If,
after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If
you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If
people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If
your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If,
when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If,
you tend to collect every rock you can find, to the point that it ANNOYS everyone, even your own mother and other peoples' mother.
-If,
no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If, t
he letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If
people think you might have O.C.D.
-If
you think it’d be cool to have O.C.D.
-If
you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If
you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If
your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And
finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English

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This is How you KNOW you're obsessed with Ranger's Apprentice.

1. You can qoute almost all of the dialogue.

2. You can hear Wills' voice in your head.

3. You just KNOW Halt's also in your head, telling Wills' voice to shut up.

4. You've memorized "Greybeard Halt"

5. You want a bow and arrow set.

6. You actually dream about Ranger's Apprentice.

7. You're reading this right now.

8. You sneak around, trying to scare people like you're a ranger.

9. You want to be a ranger.

10. You read Ranger's Apprentice and now you think being short is SO COOL!!

11. You write fanfiction for Ranger's Apprentice.

12. You think it would be fun to be Wills' apprentice.

13. Now you're sad because you aren't.

14. But you imagine yourself as his apprentice.

15. Now you're grinning like a moron.

16. The front left side of your brain is constantly saying, "Rangers Rangers RANGERS! MUST! READ! RANGER'S! APPRENTICE!!"

17. You'd LURVE to meet John Flanagan.

18. You happen to know that there's a contest to do so.

19. You're now jumping up and down, fangirl shrieking about meeting Flanagan.

20. You're going to enter the contest.

21. You're sad because the contest is over.

22. You want to kill me for telling you about a contest that's over.

23. You call John Flanagan "Flanny" sometimes.

24. You'd rather read Ranger's Apprentice than do your homework.

25. You'd rather read Ranger's Apprentice than watch TV.

26. You always want to read Ranger's Apprentice.

27. You want there to be a Ranger's Apprentice comic book.

28. You'd actually tackle glomp someone if they had a Ranger's Apprentice comic book.

29. You'd cry with joy if you got to have a Ranger's Apprentice comic book.

30. You'd cry in despair if the comic book got damaged in any way.

31. You just KNOW that the Ranger's Apprentice books radiate power.

32. You accidently called your brother "Horace" yesterday.

33. If you had a munchkin cat you'd name him "Will"

34. You want to warp yourself into the Ranger's Apprentice world so you can replace Alyss. (Okay, not quite with me...NO GETTING MARRIED!)

35. You're smiling and nodding while you read this.

36. You CANNOT WAIT ANOTHER SECOND for the Ranger's Apprentice movie.

37. You want to see the Ranger's Apprentice movie in the theater.

38. You're going to spend the whole movie going fangirl.

39. You're going to have a hard time not fangirl squealing during the film.

40. You know it's the truth.

41. One of the reasons that you can't wait to see the film is so you can go fangirl and scream at your friends about how cute Will is.

42. He really is adorable.

43. Your parents want you to shut up about Ranger's Apprentice already.

44. They really really want you to.

45. Now you're going to post this list in your profile with everything you've actually done or thought in bold letters.

46. You just hit copy.

47. Don't lie, you know you did.

48. You're thinking about Ranger's Apprentice again.

49. You even know the names of the background characters.

50. Now you're sad because there are SO many other things that can prove you're obsessed with Ranger's Apprentice.

131 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter
Guaranteed to tick them off!
1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from you (Example: When in a car or an elevator). If you don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favorite song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.

9. Start singing a Sorting Hat song at random moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know in a very loud voice.

10. Make them play Quidditch with you.

11. Give all of their friends Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.

12. Change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don't address you as such in public.

13. Always speak with a British accent - especially if you aren't from the UK.

14. Refer to real places by Harry Potter names.

15. ...throw a fit if others don't use these names.

16. Draw round glasses and lightning bolt scars on every poster and picture you come across...in permanent marker.

17. Give long lectures about how the prophecy relates to every day life.

18. Give every room in your house a Harry Potter codename. ( Example: The living room becomes the Entrance Hall) and whenever someone asks you where something is, use these names.

19. Change them immediately if they figure out what the names refer to.

20. Constantly ask if they can see the thestrals too.

21. ...refuse to explain what a thestral is.

22. Say, "Anything off the trolley, dear?" in a fake British accent when offering anyone food.

23. Pretend you can do magic.

24. Constantly rearrange their furniture and blame it on indecisive house-elves.

25. Yell "Get away from me, Death Eater!" whenever they get near you.

26. Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.

27. ...laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.

28. Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29. Whenever you're asked for advice, reply with "Three turns should do it" in a very serious voice.

30. Break any awkward silences by saying, "How 'bout them Chudley Cannons?"

31. Tell a very long joke using a random Harry Potter quote as the punchline and then laugh hysterically.

32. ...make sure the joke isn't funny.

33. Use the titles "You-Know-Who" and "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" to refer to random people.

34. ... make sure no one knows who you're talking about.

35. Write letters to people (friends, neighbors...politicians) and ask them to join S.P.E.W.

36. ...hand fliers advertising it to random passerby.

37. Report Dumbledore's death to your local authorities.

38. Call them repeatedly asking if Percy Weasley is there and hang up before they can reply.

39. Pop up in place you're not supposed to be and insist that you were only trying to Apparate.

40. If you're late for something, blame it on your broken Time Turner.

41. Deck yourself out in all of your Harry Potter gear when you know you'll be going to a public place.

42. Walk past a wall over and over again, stopping randomly to bang on. When you receive weird stares, shout, "What?! I'm look for the Room of Requirement!"

43. Every time you see them, demand an explanation of why exactly they don't like Harry Potter.

44. If anyone tells you you'll go to hell for reading Harry Potter, either: a) jump and down and tell them that you can't wait; b) tell them you'll meet them there; c) sing "Weasley Is Our King" over and over again; or d) ask them to back up this claim with evidence, and laugh at them when they can't.

45. Play the soundtracks while they're stuck in your car.

46. ...add commentary. ( Oh, this is where they...)

47. When one of the movies is on TV, call to remind them.

48. ...every five minutes.

49. If they ask for your phone number, tell them it's 6-2-4-4-2.

50. Say "Alohomora!" everytime you open a door.

51. Sort every person you meet into one of the four Houses.

52. Follow them around while acting out a scene from the book doing very annoying voices for all the characters. Expect them to join in, and act offended when they don't.

53. Count down to some obscure Harry Potter event, whether it's Dumbledore's birthday, or when a Harry Potter DVD comes out. Keep saying: "87 (86, 85, etc.) more days!" in the middle of every conversation you have with your friend. Smile in a superior way when they ask what you're counting down to.

54. Start talking about a deceased Harry Potter character and suddenly burst into hysterical tears.

55. Refuse to be comforted.

56. Ask them to help you study for your O.W.L's and N.E.W.T's.

57. Knit them hats and insist that you're just trying to liberate them.

58. Talk to animals and insist that they're Animagi.

59. Treat them to lunch and then suddenly realize you can't pay for the meal since the restaurant doesn't accept Galleons, Sickles, or Knuts.

60. Run up to random men with long, dark hair and scream, "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"

61. Point at modern electronic devices and loudly say, "Look at that! The things these Muggles come up with..."

62. Write letters to the editor of your local newspaper about the evils of our society ( Namely, Death Eaters and discrimination against friendly werewolves).

63. Send them numerous letters informing them that they have been selected to attend Hogwarts.

64. Carry around a shiny rock and proclaim that you possess the Sorcerer's Stone.

65. Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

66. End every converastion and/or letter with "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

67. ...refuse to provide an explanation.

68. Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

69. Say "Lumos" when turning on a light.

70. Point and grunt and insist that you're speaking Troll.

71. Refuse to wash your hair and explain that you're going for the Snape look.

72. Spend hours at a time trying to get your broom to fly.

73. Invite them over for the night and force them to watch the first three movies with you.

74. If they leave for any reason, restart the movie and tell them it's the Time Turner scene.

75. Shriek loudly and insist that you're speaking Mermish.

76. If you're asked to retrieve something, shout "Accio!" loudly.

77. ...when this doesn't work, throw a fit.

78. Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

79. Talk like Hagrid.

80. Point to garden gnomes and say, "Silly Muggles don't have a clue about what gnomes look like!" in a very loud voice.

81. Take them to a CD store and make them help you look for the newest Weird Sisters album.

82. Yell "Avada Kedavra" anytime they give the anti-HP lecture, then fake excruciating pain as your soul rips in two.

83. Write "Enemies of the Heir, BEWARE!" in red paint on their wall.

84. When confronted about the message, refuse to take responsibility and/or explain it further.

85. Hum Hedwig's Theme constantly and be sure to include any crescendos, decrescendos, accents, etc.

86. Petition to have Hedwig's Theme become the new National Anthem.

87. Wear all black and explain that you're in mourning over the death of "The Only One He Ever Feared."

88. ...when asked for am explanation of this cryptic title, cry hysterically.

89. Replace their entire movie collection with the Harry Potter films.

90. If they ask you about the weather, solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

91. Print this out and use it as a checklist.

92. Insist that they subscribe for your new Harry Potter newsletter and when they say no, act like you've been seriously offended.

93. Potter Puppet Pals, anyone?

94. Knit them a maroon jumper every year - especially if maroon isn't their color.

95. When taking the stairs with them, stop and insist that you have to wait because the staircases are moving.

96. If someone turns off the lights, make a loud cracking sound and pretend to Apparate to the other side of the room.

97. Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone offers you.

98. Toss a small handful of sand and yell out, "Diagon Alley!"

99. If you go to a train station with them, loudly ask random people if they know where you can find Platform 9 3/4. Do this in an extremely fake British accent.

100. When your friend is checking sports scores, ask them if they can find out the score of the latest Quidditch match.

101. If they refuse, complain (loudly) that you missed the semi-final match between the Chudley Cannons and the Wimbourne Wasps and you need to know who will be advancing to the finals against the Tutshill Tornadoes.

102. At your next sleepover, draw a lightning-bolt scar on your forehead, and just as your friend is drifting off to sleep, grab your forehead and start screaming that you dreamed Voldemort killed your parents.

103. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.

104. When at a train station with them, repeatedly throw yourself against the wall between Platforms 9 and 10. If someone asks if you need help, state in a panicked voice that you're going to miss the Hogwarts Express, and do they have a flying car that you could borrow?

105.At random moments, pick up a wand like object and run around a room, screaming deadly curses and disturbing jinxes. Then collapse, act faint and say that you must be immediately to St. Mungos for you had been placed under the Imperius curse. When not taken, repeat the process.

106. While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

107. Throw the chessboard across the room when the pieces don't move.

108. Invite them to play "find the Horcrux" with you.

109. Tell them you're wearing an invisibility cloak, then hide.

110. Say "Knock knock." When the person says "Who's there?", say "You Know." When they say "You Know Who?", roll on the floor laughing. When they say they don't get it, become very offended and refuse to explain.

111. Wear mismatched clothes and if someone asks you why say it's because you can never keep up with the muggle fashions.

112. Send out birthday party invitations for a Harry Potter character. Be sure to call everyone who doesn't respond and ask them if they're coming.

113. On the first day of school, ask all of your teachers if "Hogwarts, a History" will be required reading.

114. In casual conversation, mention things you've been taught by Professor Flitwick.

115. Call your local station or cable provider and ask if they will be carrying the Chuddly Cannon games this season.

116. Write all letters to said person on parchment with quills.

117. Whenever they read the newspaper in public, complain loudly about how Scrimegeour is paying them to keep the big stories quiet.

118. Drag them along to the nearest place that has old brick buildings, pull out your pink umbrella, and start tapping the bricks - explain that you're looking for Diagon Alley.

119. Whenever it's foggy outside, scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

120. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.

121. Insist the radio is called a Wizarding Wireless Network.

122. When travelling long distances, insist on going by Floo Powder - while grabbing a handful of soil from the nearest flowerpot.

123. Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

124. ..refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

125. Speak in a loud harsh voice at random moments and make predictions about people. Then, use your normal voice again and pretend that you don't remember anything.

126. Constantly remind them that you're Dumbledore's man/woman through and through.

127. Walk up to random people and ask them if their initials are R.A.B.

128. If they say no, give them a dirty mistrusting look.

129. If they say yes, then tackle them and demand that they hand over the Horcrux.

130. Yell "Crucio" at drivers who cut you off.

131. Call them every night and ask what the Transfiguration homework is.

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

12) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!"

13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bamf!" everytime I apparate.

20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".

28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

31.)I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".

32.)House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

33.) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a
clever moneymaking concept.

34.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

36.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

38.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

41.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

42.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

43.)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

44.)Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

45.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

46.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

47.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

49.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

50.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

51.)Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

52.)I may not have a private army.

53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

55.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.

56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

59.)I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

60.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

62.) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

63.) - Especially not all of them at once.

64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

66.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

67.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

68.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

69.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

70.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

71.)I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

72.)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.

73.)Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

74.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

75.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

76.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

77.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

78.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

79.)Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

80.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.

81.) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

82.)Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

83.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

85.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

86.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

87.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

88.)I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

89.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

90.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

91.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

92.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry

93.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

94.) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

95.) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

96.) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

97.) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

98.) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

99.) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

100.) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

101.)I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

102.) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

103.) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

104.) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

105.) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

106.) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

107.) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

108.) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

109.) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmacy exams.

110.) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

111.) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.

112.) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

113.) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.

114.) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

115.) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

116.) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

117.) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.

118.) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

119.) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a muggle car.

120.) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.

121.) When fighting deatheaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.

122.) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

123.) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons can not interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.

124.) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.

125.) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

126.) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

127.) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both ,copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a self-proclaimed nerd, copy this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical just plain stunk and every copy should be burned, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think life would be dull and dreary without technology, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If there are characters on a certian show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile

90 of 100 teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you have ever thought about murdering a fictional character and actually got so into it you started plotting, put this on your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagle said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile.

If you are of the opinion that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read something and got sucked into that book, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy books about dragons, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy fantasy in general, copy this into your profile.

If you have multiple personalities that are each writing a different story right now, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you're one of the 2 that hasen't.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you have ever read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word( And you do at random moments) copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

Freedom is not free, but its worth fighting for!

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haaaaattttteeeee Dora put this in your profile

95 of 100 teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanna at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are in the 5 that would push them off, copy and paste this in your profile!

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (September 19! Don't forget!)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

f you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever read a novel over 300 pages in under 4 hours, paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If your obsessed with dragons, ravens, wolves and fantasy copy and paste this in your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Eragon (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write fang or Link is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Eragon, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striat WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your freinds, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) Crazy is when you spend your entire night (from 10:00 pm to 7:00 am) on Tumblr. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too

If ever you find yourself talking, and then suddenly you realize that you don't know what you are saying, copy and paste this into your profile

You don't have to be a twig to be beautiful. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.

If reading is a buzzilion times better than watching brain-numbing TV, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you use words like "buzzilion", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

One thing: What's the big deal about Twilight? If you don't get what the big flipping deal about Twilight is, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you prefer cold and snow over heat and sun, paste this to your profile.

If you think clowns are evil and will someday take over the world copy this on your profile.

If you think everything looks better organized copy this onto your profile.

If your teacher has to constantly tell you to stop laughing or your gonna die, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're part of the 0.0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have started having dreams featuring the Inheritance Cycle, copy and paste this to your profile

If one of your hobbies is going back over a hopelessly sidetracked conversation to try to figure out what started it, you, like me, have no life. If so, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get easily obsessed copy this to your profile

If you have ever listend to a song repeatadly, copy this onto your profile.

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry's actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

Here lies the spirit of the wind,

The strength of the sun,

And the joy of our home.

May your soul brighten the skies,

As you have brightened our hearts,

Forever around Middle Earth shall you roam.

Elrohir Peredhil

Beloved Twin, Son, and Brother

May your soul rest in peace with the stars.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. (Ehehehe)

If you have ever attempted to high-five someone and missed completely, copy and paste this into your profile.

If ever you have spent a day looking for a particular word, and when someone mentions it you dramatically slap your forehead and yell "OOOHHH!! That's the word I was looking for!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate violence in the world and want peace, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you're such a loser that you actually read these copy into your profile things, copy this into your profile.

98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window, copy this onto your profile (yeah... that was funny!)

Pessimism is good. If you are always pessimistic, you will never be disappointed, because you are thinking of the worst case scenario. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you often read three or more books at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever run into a stop sign, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever run into a stop sign more than once, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being normal is vastly overrated, copy and paste this onto your profile

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.

Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

You may call it being a smart-aleck, I call it explaining why you're an idiot.

Look to your left, look to your right, look ahead, just never look back.

If you do it you'll regret it, if you don't do it you'll regret it, either way you're going to regret it, so you might as well just do it.

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

According to a certain american comedien, we canadians are a bunch of "syrup-sucking iceholes". Love it!!

Me? Sarcastic? Of course not! I'm far too ditzy to grasp the subtlties of mockery.

To think is to differ.

Just a big burst of friggin' sunshine. That's me.

If the pen is mightier than the sword, how come actions speak louder than words?

When. I. Read. Stuff. Like. This. The. Voice. In. My. Head. Takes. Pauses.

Strength comes in numbers but victory comes with cleverness.

I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference

Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.

My attiention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

Remember that everyone is unique.

A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you and says "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your iPod?"

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Invade and dominate Wonka Factory and become a Sith Chocolateer today!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

there are very few personal problems that can't be excused by an adequate amount of high explosives.

Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them.

It's a control freak thing, I wouldn't let you understand.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

There are few problems that can not be solved with large amounts of explosives.

If practice makes perfect, but nobody can be perfect, why practice?

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

Obsession? What do you mean I have an obsession? (hides book behind back)

I'm a proud member of the hyperactive club twitch.

We're all mad here

If everyone else goes right I'm going left.

Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it...

Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over.

Don't mess with me, I have a stick.

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry they bring about a change.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish up the dull side.

You know there's a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's only 1 begins with an R.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

The absolute greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you can't.

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides know they're playing.

Does being fluent in sarcasm count as a second language?

I will not go on facebook, I will not go on facebook, I will not go on facebook, Damn, here I am again.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

"...Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and always look on the bright side of life!" -Angela the Herbalist

I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying.

Come to the dark side...we have cookies you can chuck at people.

Everything is possible. The impossible just takes longer.

Life isn't weird. It's just the people in it.

Define Normal.

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow

Even I don't trust my better judgement. What's that say to you?"

"You have enemies? Good, because that means you've stood for something sometime in your life."

Sometimes you're the bug, and sometimes you're the windshield..

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. (Unknown but funny)

My sources are unreliable, but their information is facinating.

My mind is a very scary place.

When told to go to hell, I reply with " but what about the restraining order the devil has against me?"

I'm not a smart mouth...I'm simply stating my individuality.

I may forget what someone may say or do but I do not forget how they made me feel.

Why is life giving everyone else lemons? I'm sitting here with a grapefruit thinking "what the heck?"

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my dear children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

The Crazy Hyperactive Authoress To-Do List: Created by Wolf (She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name)

1.) Write Saw: The Musical.

2.) Develop the ability to talk to vegetables.

3.) Learn how to "billow" like Severus Snape.

4.) Make action figure of yourself.

5.) Prove to the word that gay sparkly vampires are even more pathetic than they believe.

6.) Enrage obsessed fan girls.

7.) Scream out random endings when walking out of the movie theater. (I can't believe it! Optimus killed Sam and ran off with Megatron!)

8.) Teach monkeys how to skydive.

9.) Create first ever cheese laser.

10.) Have own theme music.

11.) Find the penny at the bottom of the razor blade and and salt-filled jar.

12.) Discover why Dora the Explorer's parents let her explore the world all by herself.

13.) Sing made-up lyrics to Christmas Carols. During the summer.

14.) Read Shakespeare. You know, like in Romeo and Juliet, where Juliet fights that lion, and Romeo destroys the giant space station, and they all go to Burger King...yeah, I don't really know my Shakespeare stuff that well.

15.) Also prove to the children how Santa sits on the throne of lies.

16.) If this isn't enough, scream "I GOT CAKE MIX!" all the time. (Nemesis.)

17.) Warn younger children that if they aren't good this Christmas, Santa's little Dementors will come and suck all of their happiness away. Run from livid parents.

18.) Use security cameras as mirrors to pick your nose.

19.) Run around with a Force FX lightsaber, claimign you are a Jedi that must slay the evils of the world. Then attack anyone wearing Hannah Montana apparel.

20.) Develop sense of irony.

21.) Don't die yet.

22.) Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're an insane authoress/author, too!

You Know You're an Author If:

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean take out someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You've ever stuck a big word into a sentance after a dumb word (e.g. 'College is so, like, totally daunting')

Your vacation is ruined because you forgot your laptop at home and just discovered an amazing plot for a story.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You correct spelling problems and various mistakes on the worksheets your teachers pass out.

You want to type one thing to someone, but then end up writing a novel.

That short story your english teacher assigned you to write came out as a 30-page story compared to the 5-page tales everyone else did.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (All the time. You don't even know!)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (Actually this does not aply but w.e.)

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book. (teehehe)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (like, um, magic powers, or taking a Fangish vow of silence, or trying to break Nudge's talking record)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class (e.g. flip a desk over then fly out the window, turn into a wolf and maul someone, turn invisible and 'haunt' the school then laugh as the FBI freaks out, light your book on fire and cackle demonically...)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.

You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.

You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro

Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets"
Are you sure?

Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances"
So it IS flammable!

Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children."
...What's it for, then, if not children?

Dog food-"new and improved tasting",
Who tests it?

Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping."
Yummy...

Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness"
Cause that’s not the desired effect.

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark"
Why did I buy it again?

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe."
Are you sure? Lets experiment .

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe."
Really? Never knew that, did you?

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain."
Le gasp!

Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping"
But thats the only time I have to work on my hair!

On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regaular soap"
And that would be how?

Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving sugestion: Defrost"
But it's just a sugestion.

Tesco's dessert (printed on bottem of the box)-"Do not turn upside down"
To late! you lose!

Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Warning: product may be hot after heating."
Wow, I would have never guessed!

Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
But wouldn't that save more time?

Boots childrens cough medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinary."
We could do alot to reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year old off of fork lifts.

Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children."
No duh!

Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only."
As opposed to outer space.

Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
Now I'm curious.

Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts."
But no peas?

American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts."
Someone got paid big bucks to write this one...

Swidish chainsaw:"Do not attept to stop chainsaw with hands."
Raise your hand if you've tried this.

334 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!! You're ALIVE!! It's a MIRACLE!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."
28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song
29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!" Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them
34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"
39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! Then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in people’s carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners
51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!
52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras
54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"
61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name
62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans
64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again
65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you
66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!
67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!"
69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head
70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"
71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!"
72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.
73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."
74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.
75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song
76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead
78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you
79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."
81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham
83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle
85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions
86. Swing on the half price banners
87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed
88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty
89. Hold Barbie for ransom
90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"
91. Throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart
92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"
93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"
94. Do your own radio show over the intercom
95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your Darth Vader mask
96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up
97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!
98. Find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you
99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over
101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund
102. Get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby
103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."
104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded
105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items
106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!"
107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"
108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!"
109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit
110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around
112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"
113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lie on a bed then pretend ur having a nightmare about cookies and yell “COOKIE!! COOKIE!! NOOOOOO!!" Then start rolling around
114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."
115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy fries. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the fries above their head like there getting married
116. Look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"
117. Get a tent (With holes preferably) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in
118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.
120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.
122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of French fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Wal-Mart
124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things
125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.
126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.
128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.
130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink every time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
132. Light a match under a sprinkler
133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.
134. Buy something that is like 5 and give the cashier all pennies.
135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!! I haven't seen you in so long!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.
136. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"
137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.
138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.
139. start hitting on the mannequins.
140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.
141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.
142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.
143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.
144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"
145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.
146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!"
147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!"
148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel
149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!
150. Start jumping on one of their beds or attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!"
151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.
152. Ask for Goat Milk
153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.
154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"
155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people
156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!"
158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"
159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!
160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.
161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA"
162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!"
163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way.
164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker!
165. Have a friend stack a pyramid of shoe boxes at the end of an aisle. Push a cart into it. Yell "Team Rocket's blasting off again!" and run.
166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.
167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.
168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face
170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time.
171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg.
172. Start playing the violin.
173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!"
174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.
175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in.
176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce like a bum
177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!"
178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily
179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.
180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.
181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically
182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"
183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!"
184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff
185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes.
186. Walk around in a court jester costume
187. Run at people with a pitch fork
188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack
189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them
190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."
191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!"
192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people
193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair'
194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can.
195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day
196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals
197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera
198. Yell curse words at people
199. Knock down as many displays as you can
200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away.
201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people
202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away
203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"
204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle
205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces
206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"
207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone.
208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming.
209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes.
210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.
211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!"
212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years.
213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.
214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!"
215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!"
216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock
217. Tap dance through the store
218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican
219. Rip open every package you see
220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way.
221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)
222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."
223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again.
224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!"
225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are.
226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!"
227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers.
228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see.
229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.
230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face.
231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you.
232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target
233. Throw a party in a busy isle
234. Test drive lawn mowers
235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store
236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around
237. Get a bunch of Tag bottles and spray random customers/employees while saying "Tag! You're it!"
238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it
239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager
240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by
241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"
242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.
243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar
244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!"
245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers
246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car)
247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac.
248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!"
249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?"
250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it
251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?"
252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda
253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!"
254. Order a pizza from the cashier
255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred
256. Start a food fight
257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"
258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.
259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you
260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt
261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"
262. Flip off the manager
263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too...
264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!"
265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!"
266. Throw a dance party
267. Write on the floors
268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling.
269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear.
270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint.
271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it.
272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!"
273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.
274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.
275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!"
276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down.
277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie!
278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done.
279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase
280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra
281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time.
282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow
283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks
284. Flirt with the manager's wife
285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman.
286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil
287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!"
288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun...
289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in
290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register."
291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people.
292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!"
293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...)
294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them.
295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...)
296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"
297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"
298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"
299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint
300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!"
301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas
302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey
303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar
304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.
305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry.
306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!"
307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes.
308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.
309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"
310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run.
311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples."
312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!"
313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them.
314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?"
315. Spit in the manager's face
316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad
317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car."
318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt
319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles
320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!"
321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!"
322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!"
323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people
324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance
325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!"
326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person.
327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!"
328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.
329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!"
330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.
331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

Random G&L Facts: Evie is my aunt, King Eomer, Dr. McCoy, Mutt, Captain Kirk and Neal are my cousins, and Susan Pevensie is my second cousin.

.:FIRE:.
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
Total: 6

.:WATER:.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
Total: 6

.:EARTH:.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 9

.:AIR:.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
Total: 9

.:DARKNESS:.
You spend most of your time alone
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 10

.:LIGHT:.
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Total: 3

A List of Favorites

Favorite Disney Pairing: Flynn and Repunzel

Favorite Disney Movie: The Avengers (No, no, Disney really does own Marvel)

Favorite Other Movie: Lord of the Rings...

Favorite Color: Loki Green

Second Favorite Website (other than www.fanfiction.net, of course!): Tumblr

Favorite Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist

Favorite Book: The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien

Favorite Short Story: Um... *thinks* The Tell Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe.

Choose ten Character crushes you have had. They can be from books, movies, TV shows, etc.

1. Legolas Thranduilion (Lord of the Rings)

2. Will Herondale (The Infernal Devices)

3. Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who)

4. Sam Winchester (Supernatural)

5. Azoth (Night Angel Trilogy)

6. Murtagh Morzansson(Inheritance Cycle)

7. Akkarin (Black Magician Trilogy)

8. Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)

9. Loki Laufeyson (Thor 2011)

10. Jareth (Labyrinth)

Out of all of them, which was your first crush?

Legolas. I got him when I was five years old and went to see The Two Towers in the theater.

Who did you spend the most time obsessing over?

Well... considering that Legolas has been a crush for the last ten years, probably him, but considering that I've spent the entirety of the last six months obsessing over Loki, it may also be him.

Who have you written more fanfiction about?

Loki. I believe I've written five stories about him and have several more in the works.

If you had to choose between Will, Azoth and Loki, which one would you be most likely to marry?

Er... I'ma have to go with Loki... I'm far too in love with him not to.

I know you love them all, but who’s your absolute favorite. You have to choose just one!

You mean... just one? But... *growls* Fine. Loki, happy?

If you were in danger, who would be most likely to come and save you, Ten or Obi-Wan?

That's tough... because neither of them would hesitate to save somebody... can I say both?

Out of Legolas, Murtagh and Jareth Who would be most likely to take you captive and why?

Jareth, probably! Though technically, I would just have been wished away and not exactly his captive... but I'd still be staying in his castle against my-... oh what am I saying? He wouldn't have to capture me!

If you had to stay at one of their houses for a long period of time, who would you most likely choose to stay with, Akkarin or Sam?

Oh gods... don't make me choose... but... since you said houses, then it kind of makes Akkarin the only choice. Sam doesn't exactly have a house...

You need someone to talk to. Who would you choose to confide in, Azoth, Obi-Wan or Jareth?

Obi-Wan... he seems to be good with those kind of things.

What would happen if you had a party and invited Ten, Loki and Will?

Well... Ten would be fascinated with the Nephilim and spend the whole night talking to Will about it, and Loki would be... up to his usual tricks!

You invite Sam and Murtagh to dinner. What happens? Do they get along?

I honestly have no clue... I can't see them having any particular problems with each other... unless Sam accidentally killed Thorn or something of the like.

Legolas, Jareth and Akkarin go on a trip with you. Legolas chooses where to go, Jareth gets to drive and Akkarin brings the food. What happens?

Lesse... Legolas would... wait, is it limited to Earth? I suppose it is. *sighs disappointedly* I's a'think... England probably since that was partially where Tolkien seems to have based Middle Earth. Jareth would drive far too fast and almost crash many, many times and earn us several tickets. Akkarin would be good with the food though!

Who would you rather go on a date with, Azoth or Obi-Wan?

Ye gods... you're actually asking me to choose?! I'ma say... Azoth. Just because our date would probably be more exciting and involve an assassination job!

And finally, choose who you want to give a kiss to!

How 'bout... all of them!

1. Alex Rider

2. Howl Pendragon

3. Neal Caffrey

4. Estel Elrondion

5. Jack Harkness

6. Gabriel (Supernatural)

7. Tenth Doctor

8. Sam Winchester

9. Sonea

10. Elizabeth Swan

11. Elladan Elrondion

12. Rose Tyler

1. Who would make a better college professor, Gabriel or Elladan?

Probably Elladan… considering that he is an elf , and is therefore a genius. Gabriel would probably teach the class all the wrong things… or fail them just for the fun of it.

2. Do you think Howl is hot? How hot?

Howl? *keels over in a puddle of drool* Very hot….

3. Rose sends Sam on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Alrighty kay…. Rose is having a problem with a ghost… somewhere and asks Sam and Dean for help. Sammy and Deano succeed, of course...

4. What is or would be Sonea’s favorite book?

Er…. Harry Potter! I suppose… maybe….

5. Would it make sense for Howl to swear fealty to Gabriel, or the other way around?

Well… Gabriel is an angel, so Howl might swear fealty to him….

6. Jack is looking for a roommate. Should they share an apartment with Sonea or Elizabeth?

Neither probably, seeing as they're both women… though it wouldn't really matter if they were men either. I can see him sharing a room with Elizabeth more than I can with Sonea. He would need to watch out for a certain pirate though.

7. Elladan goes out dancing. Would they prefer to dance with Estel or Ten?

Ah…. well…. first…. Elladan is not gay…. but he might dance with Estel as a dare from Elrohir… and Estel technically is his brother….

8. Neal Challenges Elizabeth to a duel. What happens?

Good question…. both are quite good with a sword…. Elizabeth beats him though, methinks.

9. If Alex stole Sam’s most precious possession, how would they get back?

Alex? Steal Sam's most precious possession? Sam doesn't exactly have a precious possession…. unless Dean is considered a possession. Lessay Deano could be a possession… Sam would go to hell and back to get him back if he had to… and Alex would be six feet under by the end.

10. Suggest a title for a story in which Ten and Elizabeth both obtain what they most desire.

shrugs* The people they love probably would be what they were searching for. I would say though Across the Universe and Beyond for a title!

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Estel and Alex to work together?

Weeeell…. Alex gets tossed into Middle Earth by way of Ten picking him up and he joins the Fellowship?

12. If Ten visited for the weekend, how would you get along?

Ten? Ten's visiting? We'd get along brilliantly! We'd spend most of the time technobabbling… but wait… visited? He wouldn't have to visit! I'd steal his Tardis if he wouldn't take me somewhere immediately!

13. What is Gabriel’s secret?

Gabriel's secret? Canonically… that he IS Gabriel. And all he wishes is that his brothers would stop fighting each other.

14. If you could command Neal to perform any one service for you, what would it be?

Ooh, a conman! How 'bout…. he lets me join him as a partner in his cons!

15. Does anyone on your friend’s list write or draw Elladan?

Yuppers! Daisy has written an epic story involving him!

16. If Howl had to choose sides between Estel and Jack who would it be?

Ye gods…. wait… Estel and Jack are on opposite sides?

17. What might Elizabeth shout whilst charging into battle?

Well…. depends upon the situation…. I can see her shouting "For Freedom!" for some reason...

18. Neal has appendicitis, and Estel is the surgeon. Will Neal survive?

Will Neal survive? Heck yes he'll survive! The hands of a king are the hands of a healer! Not to mention that Estel was taught by Elrond…..

19. If you chose a song to represent Sam, which song would it be?

I can't help but say "Carry On Wayward Son" by Kansas.

20. Alex, Gabriel and Rose are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reached for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Gabriel probably! 'Cause he'd use his angelic powers to get it!

21. What might be a good pick-up line for Howl to use on Elizabeth?

Hrm… I honestly have no clue…..

22. What would Jack most likely be arrested for?

Flirting with the Prime Minister's wife? And the Prime Minister himself?

23. If Sonea and Elladan were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Good question…. Probably Elladan seeing as he's an elf and Sonea is only human...

24. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood at night, would you feel safer in the company of Ten or Sam?

I'd feel safe with either one of them! Ten may look like a er…. cutie, but I doubt he'd hesitate to go on the protective side. Sam… well, just having him walking with me would scare anyone away! And if anyone tried anything, they'd probably never see daylight.

25. Yay, it’s the last question! What will Neal and Sonea do to celebrate?

Neal will drag Sonea to some art gallery and convince her to use her magic to help him steal some art, probably!

1. My boy side

] I love hoodies.
[x] I love jeans.
] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] Shopping is torture
] Sad movies suck
[x] You own a car racing game.
[x] You played with hot wheels cars as a kid.
] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You owned a ds, ps2, ps3, n64, or sega.
] You used to be obsessed with power rangers.
[x] You have watched sports on tv.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[x] You go to your dad for advice.
[x] You hate drama.
[x] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
] You used to collect hockey cards.
] Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
[x] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colours.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun.
] You talk with food in your mouth.
[x] You sleep with your socks on at night.
] You have fished at least once. Score: 16

2. My girl side

] You love to shop.
] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You wear the colour pink.
[x] You go to your mum to talk.
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport.
] You hate wearing the colour black.
] You like going to the shopping centre
[x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
] You like wearing jewelry.
] You cried watching the notebook
] Dresses are a big part of your wardrobe.
] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
] You don’t like the movie star wars.
] You are/were in gymnastics.
] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
] You smile a lot more than you should.
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You like wearing dresses when you can.
] You like wearing high heel shoes.
] You used to play with dolls as little kid.
] You like putting make-up on others.
[x] You like being the star of everything.Score: 8

3. Appearance

[x] I am shorter than 5′5″.
[x] I have many scars.
] I tan easily.
] I wish my hair was a different colour.
] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
] I have a tattoo.
] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
] I’ve had/have braces.
[x] I’ve been told i’m attractive by a complete stranger.
] I have more than two piercings.
] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears.

4. Experiences

] I’ve gotten lost in my city.
[x] I’ve seen a shooting star.
[x] I’ve wished on a shooting star.
] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
] I’ve pushed all the buttons in a lift
[x] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
] I’ve been to a casino.
[x] I always get mistaken as much older than I actually am.
] I’ve been skydiving.
] I’ve gone skinny-dipping.
] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
] I’ve crashed a car.
[x] I’ve been skiing.
] I’ve been in a musical.
] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.
[x] I’ve seen the northern lights.
] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
] I’ve played a prank on someone.
[x] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
] I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I’ve eaten sushi.
[x] I’ve been snowboarding.

5. Relationships

[x] I’m single.
] I’m in a relationship.
] I’m engaged.
] I’m married.
] I miss someone right now.
] I've played with someone’s emotions on purpose before.
] I’ve gotten divorced.
] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.

6. Honesty/Crime

] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
] I’ve snuck out
] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
] I’ve ran a red light.
] I’ve witnessed a crime.
] I’ve been in a fist fight.
] I’ve been arrested.

7. Death and suicide

] I’m afraid of dying.
] I hate funerals.
[x] I've thought about how i would die.
[x] I’ve seen someone/something dying.
] I've had a near death experience.
] Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.
] I’ve planned my own suicide before.
] I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

8. Random

[x] I can sing well
] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
] I open up to others easily.
] My parents are divorced.
] I watch the news.
] I don’t kill bugs.
] I sing in the shower.
] I am a morning person.
] I’ve been abused.
] I paid for a mobile phone ring tone.
] I am a sports fanatic.
] I twirl my hair.
[x] I care about grammar.
] I have “?”’s in my screen name.
] I’ve copied more than 30 cd’s in a day.
] I bake well.
[x] My favorite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange.
] I would wear pajamas to school.
] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
] I eat fast food weekly.
] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an a in a certain class.
] I can’t sleep if there is a spider/cockroach in the room.
[x] I am ticklish.
] I love white chocolate.
] I bite my nails.
[x] I’m good at remembering faces.
[x] I’m good at remembering names.
] I’m good at remembering dates.
] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs
] You have a lot of friends
] You get along with everyone
] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
] You love soccer
[x] You love baseball
[x] You’re into writing and art
] Favourite music genre is pop rock
[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory (Weeeeeell... sort of...)
] Abortion is wrong
[x] One of your favourite colours is red or gold
[x] Good grades at school
] One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x] You plan on going to college/university
TOTAL: 7

HUFFLEPUFF:
[x] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot
] You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim
] Water polo is awesome
] Pink is one of your favourite colours
] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though
] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.
] You’re an optimist.
[x] You’re completely straight-edge.
] You’re very emotional
] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favourite music genre
] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age
] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 5

RAVENCLAW:
] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.
] Sports suck.
] You’re shy.
[x] Hate is completely unneeded.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship
] Indie is your favourite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay
] Blue is one of your favourite colours.
] Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL: 6

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
] Basketball is a good sport.
] (American) Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool colour.
[x] You've lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[x] You like metal.
] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
[x] Guilty until proven guilty
TOTAL: 9

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Surrogate by Built on the Horizon reviews
‘Who was that pointy-eared bastard?’ McCoy asked. ‘He’s not a bastard.’ Jim said sharply, watching the Vulcan as he moved off. ‘He’s my brother.’
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,853 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
Symptoms of Fatigue by JadeMac2442 reviews
Kirk has been awake for ninety-six hours. He's pushed past his limits and is about to collapse from exhaustion. They saved Earth, they destroyed the Narada. Now they just have to make it home. A friendship fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,115 - Reviews: 1868 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 9/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Parental Bats moments by Karin Matthews reviews
Moment's when it seems Bats its just like everyother parent...or maybe not. Lots and lots of daddybats fluff!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 52,336 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P., Timothy D./Robin III
Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 137,508 - Reviews: 2857 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 3,442 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Highlight by Araloth the Random reviews
First, Legolas was an Elf. Second, there was a part of him, and I didn't know how dominant that part might be, which wanted to kill me. Third, I was unconditionally, irrevocably, iridescently and vacillatingly obsessed with long words.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,196 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Legolas
First Step on the Road by AldabaranFox reviews
Some oneshots of Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan's lives as they start on their new journey as Master and Padawan. The snapshots are from moments in my overall series "Ways of the Force" but can be read alone. Angst/Comfort galore! New arc: Obi-Wan and Senator Tarin run into trouble when their transport crashes in the Coruscant Underworld...get Qui-Gon find his Padawan in time?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,524 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
All That Remains by SkyleafAlchemist19 reviews
Five year-old Legolas is captured by orcs and taken to Dol Guldur, where he is given to an assassin to be trained. The Nazgûl underestimated their assassin's new-found hatred of the Enemy however. Their plan backfires when a deadly but good Legolas escapes, hiding from the kin who think him dead and killing orcs from the shadows...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 254,618 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Legolas, Thranduil, Elrond, Aragorn
Before I Forget by Elfpen reviews
They're not even drabbles. Just a line or two. A scene. A thought. Some have stories behind them, some don't. Some are funny, some intense, some mundane, some heartbreaking. This is just a place for me to write them all down before I forget them completely.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,128 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Merlin
Swan Song Station by Jax118 reviews
Second story in the WMC series. Dean has worked hard to keep the fuselage survivors alive while Sam has worked just as hard to keep the tail end survivors alive. What happens when they finally reunite each side? How far will Bobby and John go to figure out what happened to Dean and Sam?
Crossover - Lost & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,435 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 12/28/2012
Two Fires by isabugg reviews
What if Gale, overtaken by the grief of seeing his oldest friend about to be swept into the monstrosity that is the Hunger Games, volunteered for Peeta and took his place? Gale Hawthorne x Katniss Everdeen
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,146 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
To Build a Family by rae7788 reviews
Collection of one-shots/sequel to 'To Build a Home.' Now that Harvey has officially adopted Mike, life is going pretty well for everyone. But there are always things to figure out when it comes to raising a teenager and going through the ups and downs of adolescence...
Suits - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,662 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Mike R., Harvey S.
Heir Of Prince by JasonMorganfan87 reviews
Takes place in book seven. After visiting Gringotts, Harry learns a shocking truth about his parentage. How will he react to learing his parents aren't who he thought they were and are in fact those he considered the enemy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 66,276 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Harry P., Severus S., Bellatrix L.
A Helping Hand by alexsonnn reviews
Alex Rider/NCIS crossover. After Alex gets threatened by SCORPIA he's sent to DC where the NCIS team is assigned to look after him.Who knows how or even if Alex and the team can handle each other? There will be NO spoilers for NCIS and if there are I will post a notice.
Crossover - NCIS & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 116,624 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Alex R./Cub
Smiling in His Sleep by InsideYourDreams24 reviews
What happens when you're in a nightmare... and you can't wake up? A mission goes horribly wrong for Cobb, Ariadne, Eames, and Arhur. Much torture and angst ahead. CHAPTER 9 MOTHER******S.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,005 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - D. Cobb, Arthur
A Great Plan, Or Not by daisymall13 reviews
Legolas and Thranduil swap jobs for several days, so they can get to know each other better and have a better idea of what the other does. Unfortunately, Orcs, spiders, assassins and paperwork don't want it to work out! (No Slash.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,513 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrohir, Thranduil
Things As They Should Be: There And Insane Again by mbus55 reviews
A beloved character falls prey to wackiness and writes his own fanfiction, retelling The Hobbit, and forces the other characters to listen to the story. Colorful exaggerations, crazy fantasy, and outright lies will threaten the sanity of everyone. A sequel to Things As They Should Be. Please review!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 12/13/2012
The Red and the White by ceolwen reviews
Ned Stark's death leaves his family broken by grief and despair. Arya Stark, an aspiring photographer, attempts to rebuild her life by interning with a reclusive photographer famous for his images of war and destruction. AU: tremendously so.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 79,554 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Arya S., Jaqen H.
Strangers From Distant Lands by Xaja Silversheen reviews
A ship bearing four Jedi crash-lands on a strange, backwater planet. With no way to get back to the Republic, the Jedi offer their services to a planet-wide war that may affect the rest of the galaxy...
Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,020 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Frodo B., Aragorn
Just a Simple Mistake by SivanShemesh reviews
Lord Elrond and the twins blamed him. How could he look at his friend's face once again? It was his fault and he knew it. Legolas angst. Nominated for MEFA 2009
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,313 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn
Not Fatal by HaloFin17 reviews
An AU for TDW in which Loki is only injured during the battle on Svartalfheim. Unable to heal himself quickly, he is now forced to depend on Thor and accompany him and Jane throughout the remainder of their latest adventure. Enjoy!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,994 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Thor, Jane F., Loki - Complete
A Very Reagan Christmas by KittykatMC reviews
A series of one-shots from every Christmas in the Reagan's lives, from Jamie's first Christmas to now. Of course it starts off happy and wholesome but as they get older, the Reagan siblings realize that life at Christmas isn't always merry. 2013 NOW UP!
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 44,148 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Jamie R., Danny R.
It All Started With The Council by Destined Darkness reviews
Indeed it did! Parody MSN style. The dangers of joining groups on MSN. I suck at writing summaries mainly because i can't be bothered writing them, don't judge a book by it's cover. MWAHAHAHA! Read if you wish and Review. Lol wow you can say a lot in this
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas
Building Trust by mystery writer5775 reviews
Edward has just lost his brother and the only one he trusts. Now placed on probabtion with Roy they are sent to a private school to teach posing as father and son. But when trouble builds will Ed be up to it? Takes place during book 4. Roy/Ed parental fic
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 92,485 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Edward E.
Brink by Syntyche reviews
You did not think, when you sent me to the brink.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,966 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
FatherSon Moments by cooliochick5 reviews
Just a collection of short stories and drabbles of past and present events for Bruce and Dick.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 95 - Words: 37,856 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Wait, I'm a WHAT? by Firestorm Nauralagos reviews
Mary-Sue parody. Nimril Elithil Melbereth Glossiel, adopted daughter of Lord Elrond, daughter of a Maia, is absolutely perfect in every way. She meets a girl from Earth who happens to know what she is and everything goes downhill from there. PARODY.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,217 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Samwise G., Arwen U., Glorfindel, Radagast
Facing Death by TheLastShadow reviews
They are always looking out for one another.
Crossover - Supernatural & Thor - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,662 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Gabriel, Loki - Complete
Ghosts And Kisses Remind Me How I Miss Us by LostInFairytale reviews
A collection of short one-shots from within the Infernal Devices. Some AU stories in later chapters, enjoy!
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,770 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Tessa G., Will H.
Supernatural Facebook by MsMKT86 reviews
What would happen if Sam, Dean and the gang had Facebook. -ON HIATUS-
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 9,269 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sam W., Dean W.
It's Our Problem by Namikaze Artemis reviews
Peter and Tony both pretend that they never learnt of their relation. But they can only do that for so long, especially when friend and foe alike won't let them just ignore it. Meanwhile, Peter desperately needs to know why the person he believed to be his father experimented on him. The problem is, superhero Peter may be, some things may be a little too dangerous to touch.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,214 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Iron Man/Tony S.
If I Die before I Wake by HopeSproutsWings reviews
In which Gabriel doesn't die, although sometimes he wishes he had, and attempts to become part of the flock again while reconciling with his asshat brothers. There's always trouble in paradise...(Starts after Hammer of the Gods)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 102,149 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Gabriel, Castiel, Sam W., Dean W.
Life's a Beach by Monster Mads reviews
A fully-certified MI6 spy, seventeen-year-old Alex has a lot of fun to catch up on. However, as his temporary guardian, Wolf isn't going to make it easy for him. Evidently, neither is Fate. Old enemies rise from the ashes, Alex and K-unit take turns parenting each other, Wolf struggles with his psychotic ex, and everybody learns something new. T for swearing, themes and violence.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 224,317 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
New Arrangements by Syntyche reviews
A/U. Qui-Gon Jinn is less than pleased when the Council assigns him a new Padawan – one who should be old enough to undergo the Trials instead. But why isn't Kenobi a Jedi yet?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,839 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
My Associate, My Brother by DjDangerLove reviews
A collection of brotherly love one-shots. No slash!
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R.
Back To Hell, For Good? by 32-star reviews
Alex is going back to Breacon beacon. "You're wrong." Alex spoke through gritted teeth. The silence was immediate. "I know that John Rider had a son because my name is Alex Rider. John Rider was my father."... "Blinked. And shot six times, six bullets, into six bull's eyes." No slash. Ben, Alex brotherly friendship. Yassen, Alex mentor/father relationship.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,446 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
I Will Do What I Must by Darth Corsa and Darth Manul reviews
TPM, AU, non-slash. After Tatooin Master Jinn rejected Obi-Wan and took Anakin instead. The Agricorps, being Valorum's aide and then Palpatine's secretary, Clone Wars, Qui-Gon's true intentions, Anakin's friendship... all lay ahead.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,790 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Shadow of the Day by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Alex has been adopted. No, seriously. And his new guardian is not Eagle, Wolf, Snake, or Ben. In fact, his new guardian has never had anything to do with MI6 or any other secretive agency. His guardian is NORMAL...this should be interesting...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,509 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Alex R./Cub
History Is Indelible by ChloeHollingsworth reviews
When Neal is attacked in his apartment, what will the consequences be? FATHER/SON
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Neal C., Peter B.
Welcome to the Room by Destined Darkness reviews
When they arrived, there was nothing, the Room was empty and, for all intents and purposes, so were they. When they left, there was everything, the Room was their home and, for all intents and purposes, they found they couldn't stop coming back to it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,504 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/26/2012
Outwit, Outlast, Outspy by Blown reviews
COMPLETE. An International Red Alert is called, summoning the heads of every intelligence agency in the world. They've come to talk about one mutual threat: a former MI6 agent Alex John Rider. But how did he turn into one of the world's most wanted fugitives?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,461 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 9/4/2010 - A. Blunt, Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones, Smithers - Complete
Redemption, Salvation by Elaanabeth reviews
Takes place shortly after the end of the movie. Grilo. Graverobber realizes that his conscience isn't quite dead yet and Shilo gets to see that kindness can still exist in the cruel world she lives in. In the end, they both get to sleep a little easier.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,668 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo
Notes Tied To Balloons by crOwnlEssG reviews
As a fledgling, Castiel had a very big, very interesting family. Each story will stand on its own and will consist of three chapters. Final story's up: All great things come from humble beginnings. Humble beginnings become great things when someone believes in them.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,611 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Castiel - Complete
Got Your Back by Puddycat reviews
Just a bunch of parental!RoyEd oneshots set throughout the series. Rating raised to T for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,701 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Two Little Words by Destined Darkness reviews
A bunch of drabbles, mainly about Loki but there will be some about Thor too... : How do you even summary?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 28,700 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Loki, Thor
Lord Jackson by Jacob Lupo reviews
When Percy accepted their offer to be a god, he thought things would be easier. But now all hell is breaking loose and Percy's stuck right in the middle of it again.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,218 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Last Chance at Forever by MishaRoseTennant reviews
The Doctor gets a chance. One he never thought he deserved. On this, possibly his most important journey since the Time War. A lot of Doctor/Rose, and Amy/Rory too! The first chapter is a preview into the story. *if anyone wants to create a cover please feel free to PM me!*
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 134,241 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Rose T., 11th Doctor
When Angel's return home by RoseandThorns reviews
For years Qui-Gon has waited for the return of his Padawan.But when he does finally arrive, Qui-Gon realises that there maybe far more damage that he expected. Takes place after the death of Obi-Wan. This is their afterlife.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,591 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Cross Reality by Nako13yeh reviews
After the Avengers movie. Thor and Loki were ready to depart when the tesseract goes haywire and opens a portal. Another Loki emerges from the portal, claiming that his name is 'Tom' chaos strikes as they meet face to face. What about the others? What do they think will happen? RE-POSTED. ALL CHARACTERS are fictional, all similarities are purely coincidental.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,375 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Loki - Complete
Crossfire by Emmithar reviews
When two members of the gang end up in danger, Robin must learn to trust a recent traitor in order to save them, and himself as well.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,173 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Will S., Marian - Complete
Killing Time by Allegra reviews
Still labelled a traitor by his brothers, Dastan falls into the deadly hands of Nizam whilst on a mission to clear his name. Are there fates worse than death?
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,871 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Dastan - Complete
It's Not Easy by Emmithar reviews
When Much disappears, Robin takes it upon himself to find out about the true nature of his friend's fate. Meanwhile, Marian faces the hangman's noose when her dealings with the outlaws is discovered, forcing Gisborne to take desperate measures.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 235,645 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Much, Robin Hood - Complete
Walking through the Rain by Tears of Eternal Darkness reviews
A series of oneshots. Parental!RoyEd. Ed has never allowed Roy to help him but when he's all alone, will he except the hand offered to him?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,912 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Inevitable by BonsaiTree reviews
It's been two years after Jack's death and '6 still has Alex firmly in their grasp. An unfortunate incident sends him back to the camp that marked the beginning of his spying career and even more bad luck ensures that he is stuck with the soldiers he least wants to face. Meawhile, a plot is unravelling, and as always, Alex will be caught in the middle. Chapter 10: The Waiting Game
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,525 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Dead Man Walking by alexsonnn reviews
Ian Rider is back and SCORPIA is after him and Alex. And in the midst of all of that both of the Riders will have to work through their differences that have built up between them. But is Ian the only dead man walking in Alex's life?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,537 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R.
No Turning Back by Syrus reviews
Can Loki achieve what he's always wanted after he's lost it all? Loki/Darcy, Thor/Loki.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,976 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 5/24/2011 - [Loki, Darcy L.] Thor, Jane F.
All the King's Men by Rowana Renee reviews
The Trio return from separate missions to find D'Artagnan much different from the spirited young man they remember, and quickly realise that he and Planchet are sharing a dark secret. But when the facade comes crashing down and someone begins to unravel, will there still be time to mend what was broken? Are there some things that you can never come back from? No Slash
Alexandre Dumas - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/9/2013 - D’Artagnan, Athos
Sanction by Rowana Renee reviews
When Will suffers a brutal attack from two people only he can identify, but then refuses to name them, Gilan finds himself caught in a strange and potentially deadly situation, especially when the wounded apprentice turns up on his doorstep with an unnerving request. Rated for Will!Torture, angsty Halt, and a Gilan that's torn between what's best for Will and what he knows is right
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Will, Gilan
When Trust Breaks by wizardology101 reviews
How much of Sam being okay, of him being "happy," came from the fact Dean said he trusted him?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,266 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Loki Drabbles by Fishing Four Finnick reviews
The Adventures of Loki in his Cell under the watch of the Avengers. Inspired by "The 30 Excuses of Loki."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Loki
To Build a Home by rae7788 reviews
When Harvey Specter took on his first case as a junior partner at Pearson Hardman, he had no idea how drastically it was going to change his life. He certainly never planned on becoming the legal guardian of 14-year-old Mike Ross...
Suits - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,764 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
All Fun and Games by Destined Darkness reviews
When you run with the Doctor, it feels like it will never end. But however hard you try you cannot run forever and he had always known that you were just another empty room on the TARDIS waiting to happen. It's all fun and games with the Doctor until it's not.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Complete
Final Moments by daisymall13 reviews
Fili dies with his brother at his side. Bofur has hope. Dwalin wishes he could take Kili's place. (Rated T for violence.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Kili, Dwalin
The Best Lies by OnyxBird reviews
A collection of short stories about Neal, Peter, and the rest of the White Collar crowd. "Dad": Neal surprises Peter by taking their cover story in an unexpected direction. "The Trees": Neal shows his colleagues an interesting collection of his paintings.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,403 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Neal C., Peter B.
Unexpected Visitors by hollowgirl15 reviews
Mike's parents weren't the only family he lost that night. He never told anyone because it's too painful to relive the memories, but after a couple of unexpected visitors, and an unexpected trip to the hospital, he starts talking. No slash slight AU kinda**UPDATE:01-05-13**Currently working on it again. I promise.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S.
A Kings Troubles by Averlovi reviews
What did the elven king really think as he watched the dwarves flee Erebor, why did he turn away at the dwarves darkest hour. This is possibly what the king was thinking as he turned away.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2013 - The Elven King of Mirkwood, Smaug - Complete
the soles of your shoes are all worn down by isawet reviews
Loki is a crimelord who has been raided and arrested for his crimes. Clint is the teenage captive the police find who knows enough information to make the case against Loki. The rest of the Avengers are a team brought in to ensure his survival until the trial. Trigger Warnings: past physical, emotional and sexual abuse of a minor.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B.
Misunderstood by AsgardianMuser reviews
After Loki fell into the black hole he woke up on Midgard and found himself alone and helpless although who will find him? Thor doesn't believe his brother is dead and will try everything to try and find him.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,652 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Loki, Thor
Tough Times by REdArrowgirl reviews
A collection of stories about Batman and Robin fighting villains and things go wrong. Which means they get hurt, but that's nothing fatherly love can't fix!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,957 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Quiet Content, Quiet Pain, Quiet Joy by Grey-Rain-Cloud reviews
Lindir is not a well known character. This is a One-Shot about how I would like to see him, and why he never takes a big part in things.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Lindir, Celebrian - Complete
Taking One for the Team by DjDangerLove reviews
Sometimes it's the little run of bad luck that causes the most damage. Like running out of bullets causes the most blood to be shed. Arthur, Eames and Cobb are about to figure that out. Friendship two-shot. No slash.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,465 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Eames, Arthur
Wrong Place, Wrong Time by hollowgirl15 reviews
Mike is in the wrong place at the wrong time. After witnessing an attack, the thugs come after Mike! Now it's up to Harvey to find and save him. NOT slash **UPDATE:01-05-13**I'm back! Last chapter is up. Should have an epilogue soon too. Sorry for the wait, feel free to hate me.
Suits - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,995 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Yassen's Alex by flyingdutchman08 reviews
Alex is the son of one of the world's most notorious assassin. Getting dragged to hell on earth, Brecon Beacons, is only the beginning.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Words I Can't Say by Chibi Rose Angel reviews
He just wanted his father to love him again.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,038 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing
Genesis by beamirang reviews
A Captain is all things to all people. Jim is running on fumes, and it takes more than good luck and nerves of steel to be the leader the crew of the Enterprise need.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,616 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - J. Kirk - Complete
I Will Always Be With You by TimeDetonated reviews
They were in a family that was tore apart by envy, brothers cruelly separated from one another and bonds broken. Its been awhile since Castiel and Gabriel have spoken, but will they be brought back together after Castiel gets injured? NO SLASH. Just a ambiguous description...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,797 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Castiel, Gabriel
I'm Back Now by Nagaku Tsuzuku Yami reviews
Samandriel was captured and tortured and held within Crowley's dungeon. Gabriel isn't happy about this and so he corrects it.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Gabriel, Samandriel - Complete
It Could Be You by Arisprite reviews
Angels shouldn't stay on ice, so when there's a break in at Crowley's lair, Samandriel lifts his head to see two familiar faces to his rescue. Vague references to torture, swearing as much as the show, unreliable (ie half unconscious) narrator. T, gen, and a oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Dean W., Samandriel - Complete
Officer Down by whumpqueen reviews
Jamie is hurt while in pursuit of a suspect. Will Jamie make it? How will this affect the Reagan family? whump. Disclaimer: I don't own Blue Bloods. PLEASE REVIEW.
Blue Bloods - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Jamie R. - Complete
Moonlighting Addendum by whumpqueen reviews
missing scenes from the episode Moonlighting, slightly AU. what happened after Jamie drove off bloodied and bruised. Disclaimer: i do not own Blue Bloods or any of the characters. PLEASE REVIEW!
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Jamie R. - Complete
Ground Rules by Andorian Ice Princess-AIP reviews
Danny and Jamie have a heart to heart about setting some working ground rules prompting Jamie to call his new partner for a casual drink to 'talk'. Post ep 3.04 'Scorched Earth' Jamie/Danny Contains spoilers
Blue Bloods - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Jamie R., Danny R. - Complete
Winchester Mystery Crash by Jax118 reviews
First story in the WMC series. Dean and Sam get on a random plane in Los Angeles to exorcise a demon intent on crashing the plane. Once they are successful, they realize the plane has landed them in Sydney, Australia. Annoyed, they book the first flight back...on Oceanic 815.
Crossover - Lost & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,009 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
To Heal A Prince by SivanShemesh reviews
Elessar feeling guilty.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas
Torn: Ready or Not by HumanEmotion reviews
Always expect the unexpected. When the unthinkable happens, will the Reagan's be able find each other, or will someone be lost forever? Jamie/family. Part 4 of 4 now up.
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,273 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Jamie R. - Complete
Wings of A Robin by Vamprella9008 reviews
Two months had passed since the capture of the Injustice League. Now, they are back and out for revenge. With Joker running the show,Robin falls into the Injustice League's hands...Full Summary inside and Rated T for now.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,996 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Permanent by CaringIsNotAnAdvantage reviews
Mycroft Holmes had never particularly wanted a brother. Yet he never once wished he did not have one. A few snippets of the Holmes boys and their relationship as they grow up.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,871 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Fifty Scales of Crowley by Hekateras reviews
When the naive young temptation demon Anthony J. Crowley stumbles into the book collector Mr. Azira Fell, he finds him very attractive and deeply intimidating, especially due to the whole angel thing. Convinced that the angel only wants him for what he can do with his tongue, Crowley does his best to keep his feelings in check - until Mr. Fell's uncaring veneer begins to slip.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2012 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
It's Been All Too Long by thesonicwizard reviews
Post-S7. "While Dean is more inclined to drown his pain in the bitter fumes of alcohol, I prefered to be more subtle. I liked to press it down between the pages of old leather journals, and iron it into the stiff collar of a fed suit. But regardless of how much I buried myself in the job, no matter how many monsters I've killed, or demons I've exorcised, the pain never goes away."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Out of Control by RainbowExplosions
One-shot between Aziraphale and Crowley. Song-fic, oneshot, possible romance if you look for it. It's my first attempt at a song-fic. Song is Out of Control by Oingo Boingo. Doesn't take place at any specific time, references to both pre- and after the Armageddon justkidding! .
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2012 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Here's What's Important by Mystic25 reviews
Inspired by the amazing promo for the Season 8 Premiere. You know, that moment.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
03 10AU Blink by NewDrWhoFan reviews
My take on "Blink" with Rose... 10Rose. Work in progress
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,169 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
These Winter Months by imdftmyba reviews
It's late November Mike Ross has been working for Pearson Hardman for almost six months. Work is piling up, and with bills Mike is feeling pretty under pressure. Is the pressure becoming too much. Will Harvey notice before it's too late.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,748 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S.
Wings That Used to Hold Me Up by thegreatcaswinchester reviews
Just a look at a headcanon of mine where Gabriel and Castiel were friends and brothers long, long ago. Gabriel left Castiel after Lucifer's fall, and they meet up years later inside a warehouse with the Winchesters in the middle of their reunion. Fic based around headcanon of before the show began, a brief bit of Castiel's time with Sam and Dean in seasons 4 and 5 up to 5x8
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
One Thread Pulled by Artemis Acorn reviews
PREVIEW - Now that the book has been published, only the first chapter remains on FFN as a preview. What would have happened if Lizzy did not hear the insult "She is tolerable I suppose, but not handsome enough to tempt me" at the Assembly Ball? How does Elizabeth behave when her own pride was not mortified? This AU version explores the possibilities
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 2484 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Rest by NinaNinjaFace reviews
Korra hasn't gotten a good night's sleep since her encounter with Amon. She doesn't feel safe anywhere anymore. Makorra. Rating for language. Now a multi-chapter fic, basically a collection of semi-related oneshots.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,299 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Korra, Mako
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2036 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Goodnight Brother by corruptedchild reviews
Post-avengers. Loki is in imprisonment in Asgard and receives a visit from his brother. Slight OOC? Your call.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Rise by macrauchenia reviews
A collection of drabbles and oneshots dealing with the NolanVerse Batman, set during and after the events of The Dark Knight Rises. Current Prompt: Hothead - An unexpected source finally teaches John the true meaning of the word "hothead."
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - J. Blake, Bruce W./Batman
One Stolen Tie and a Knife Wound to Match by DjDangerLove reviews
"You are, in fact, the most logical?" Eames asked. Arthur nodded. "Then why, Darling, did you think that I wouldn't notice the blood staining your shirt and the tear in your jacket? Because frankly, Arthur, that's not logical at all." No Slash! Just brotherly love.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
How Do You Like Me Now? by awesomosityrox reviews
A dead man shows up, and Alex's life is turned upside down. Scorpia attacks Brooklands, and MI6 threatens to destroy Alex's loved ones forever. Adopted by kage kitsune 14.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
The Chaotic Overpower in the Freezer by Theta Serpentis reviews
Written for a Norsekink prompt. AU. When he finds out he's a Frost Giant Loki runs to Midgard and hides in SHIELD's industrial freezer, eating all the ice cream. Someone has to coax him out.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Rain, Masks and False Idols by ValorRose
SPOILERS! SPOILERS!SPOILERS! Thoughts from a certain officer turned Detective, a missing scene and a re-write of another one is all you will find here.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/29/2012 - J. Blake, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Letters by Kangarooney reviews
Letters written to the Fanfiction writers and readers. Read on... Please review. I would appreciate it. New letter has been added. The fourth one. By the way, there are extreme spoilers for ALL the books in letter four. Just thought I'd mention that.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Will, Horace
Tuesday by schweinsty reviews
Tuesday begins at 4:00 and only gets worse. Blake-centric gen for hc bingo on lj. SPOILERS for Dark Knight Rises.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2012 - J. Blake, J. Gordon - Complete
Untimely Phobia by Serinidia reviews
Author Universe: Neal's got claustrophobia but he's always been able to control whenever he gets stuck in a tight situation...until now... What will happen when the cover is blown? Neal whumpage and Worried Peter. Neal Peter friendship. Not Slash
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,327 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Neal C., Peter B.
A Rough Morning by thesheepishchild reviews
Derek predicted that this was going to be a rough night, and he was right. But he wasn't expecting to see Stiles the morning after. He really needs to learn to expect the unexpected.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Whispers in the Dark by ElegantGhost reviews
Arthur has a nightmare in the warehouse one night and Eames is there to comfort him. Not intended to be slash, though it depends on your spectacles. Songfic. One-shot.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Arthur, Eames
Avengers: Extended Ending: Back in Asgard by DemiLFlowe reviews
Thor and Loki arrive in Asgard. One-shot fantasy ending of the Avengers. Loki was so harsh to Thor during the movie, I figured a little love couldn't hurt. No matter how little it happens to be.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Before I Lay Me Down to Sleep by Katarina99 reviews
Alex didn't know what normalcy was but he was pretty sure it didn't involve spending half of his time in Ben's war zone of his apartment and the rest of the time on missions and in Wolf's eerily clean flat trying to avoid prying questions; Alex's life has never been easy but this is getting ridiculous. Prequel to If I Should Die Before I Wake and I Pray the Lord My Soul to Take.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Zutara week 2012 by Cashews and Socks reviews
We all want to fall in love. Why? Because that experience makes us feel completely alive where every sense is heightened and every emotion is magnified Our everyday reality is shattered and we are flung into the heavens It may only last a moment, an hour, or an afternoon but that doesn't diminish its value because we are left with memories that we treasure for the rest of
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Zuko, Katara
Tired by Casteline reviews
Stiles is tired of a lot of things, but mostly he's tired of keeping secrets from his dad.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Stiles, Sheriff Stilinski - Complete
Shoot to Kill by cabbageoriley reviews
Stiles closes his eyes, resigned to his fate. He feels the bullet hit him square in the chest, and his body crumples to the ground... 750words
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Stiles - Complete
The Real You by KnightwingYJ reviews
Dick just wants his father back
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Trouble On Keyboards, With Video by Writer With Sprite reviews
Alex Rider and Eagle, sitting in a chat room with nothing to do… Chapter number two: Fox joins in. Ch3: Omegle is now turning into 'Alex-Meets-K-Unit, specifically Wolf.' Now: Snake meets Alex on video chat. Updated 7/15/2012 - complete!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,208 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle - Complete
A Coincidental Relative by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Jack has a brother, who has stumbled into some financial trouble and is coming to live with Alex and Jack. Alex is nervous about meeting the man, but it turns out... he's already met him...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,848 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
In His Stead by IceAngel7 reviews
"Do you wish then that our places had been exchanged?" Faramir and his companions' journey from Imladris draws near to its end in the City of Kings. Completed July 2012.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 145,424 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/17/2002 - Faramir, Legolas - Complete
Start of a Superfamily by Corpium reviews
Peter gets hurt saving Cap's life, so Cap and Iron Man take him back to Stark Tower to patch him up. A pre-superfamily fic. Also, science bros. Slight Steve/Tony preslash
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 242 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Cruel Punishment by Ma'tel reviews
The avengers took down Loki, but it is up to Asgardians to deal with his punishment. Thor to be exact, but is Loki really the only one suffering?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,080 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Truth Spells by Alyss Mainwaring reviews
Bad things come in 3's. Well they do for Halt today. Will has been injured and Alyss, kidnapped. How is Halt going to save them? And does he really have the time to save both of them? Aly
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 12/15/2010 - [Will, Alyss] Halt
A Universe Away by RorieAngel reviews
Ever since his Uncle died, Alex has been a universe away from his peers at Brookland. When he comes back, a lot has changed. R&R please!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,984 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Solace in a Brother by calebaren reviews
Thor is lounging at the Stark/Avengers Tower when Loki appears, out of the blue. NO SLASH AT ALL JUST BROTHERLY ADVICE AND SUPPORT.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Three Years by aussie-chick-13 reviews
Three years after that fateful visit to the bank Alex Rider, aka Cub, is healthy as he can be, happy and currently residing with K-Unit at Brecon Beacons. What happens when one day he gets news that will turn his life upside down? Rated T for language
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,392 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Nightmares and Letter Writing by TwigTalent reviews
Loki is having troubles sleeping, so he makes his way to the library, where he finds Thor trying to write a letter for Sif. Thor wants Loki's help writing, Loki just wants to read, brotherly humor here to come!
Thor - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Grimmly Tangled by Fett012000 reviews
A darker turn after the confrontation scene. First multi attempt. Will be T in later chaps. Back from Hiatus
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R.
Shadows of the Past by Shade Salogel reviews
Same universe as 'Rite of Passage'. While guarding some ruins, 15-year-olds Rick and Ardeth encounter some strangers who come through one of the relics, a device called a 'Stargate.'
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,005 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009 - J. O'Neill, Ardeth B. - Complete
How to NOT Write a Legolas Fanfic by your.daily.dose.of.fanfic reviews
STOP! Are YOU planning on writing a Legolas FanFic? Well, you can throw your totally-cliche plotline out the window because here a few examples of how to NOT write Legolas FanFiction. A parody of all crappy Legolas FanFiction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,261 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Legolas - Complete
Slavery and Devotion by Articwolfstudios reviews
On a diplomatic trip to Caraway fief, Alyss is caught amid a Skandian raid. When she is captured and taken to Hallasholm to be sold as a slave, Will follows a week behind her.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,221 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Will, Alyss
Harry Potter and the Map of Discoveries by tatajess reviews
When Fred & George stole the Marauder's Map in their first year, they didn't expect the secrets it would reveal years later. How will Harry & Snape adjust to the new discoveries & how will it effect the wizarding world? AU, canon through OoTP. Severitus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,263 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Secret File by MarionTheEvilLibrarian reviews
When Thor realizes Loki hasn't been acting himself but has been possessed by the Chitauri - what will he do? Can Loki be forgiven for what he has done - if in fact he did it at all or will he be subject to inprisonment and torture for his misdeeds? The Avengers are torn between punishment or a gentler form of rehabilitation and everything is falling apart for Loki - rapidly.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Loki, Thor
Dreams, Magic, and Roommates by AnimeMangaAngel reviews
A one-shotbased on the deviantArt crossover comic Roommates, created by AsheRhyder. Based on the Such Stuff as Dreams are Made On arc. Could be considered a spoiler for the arc, you've been warned. The arc from James' perspective, with a slightly altered end. Hints at James/Javert if you squint.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Jareth, James N. - Complete
A Ghost That Walks by halfmyheart reviews
Magnus had never killed anyone before, and he was completely unprepared for the emotional fallout. Oneshot.
Wallander - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Magnus M. - Complete
Oleoresin Capsicum by Ice Queen1 reviews
During a sting, Neal gets caught in the crossfire. The end result is he would really, really prefer to get shot in the future. One swear word. I think...
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Still a Child by Xmarksthespot reviews
They find him lying in a pool of Batman's blood, curled up next to the dead body. Even if they were the Justice League, none of them had the heart to pull the boy away from his father.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman
I Know So by mycatsaninja47 reviews
Just a short one shot of Thor and Loki when they were just younglings. NO THORKI... JUST NO. Loki has a nightmare and comes to Thor for comfort.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Loki, Thor
A Helping Hand by LoneAngel666 reviews
After the events of the Avengers movie. The Avengers decide to take a break before sending Loki and Thor back to Asgard. While the others are relaxing, Steve goes to the main control room and sees something he can't ignore. I'm not good at summaries but basically Loki and Steve friendship. ;P
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki
A Brother to Love by Permission2Hyphenate reviews
Loki has never wanted anything less than Thor's brotherly affection. Every step of the way Thor has tried to break Loki. When he finally does Loki will endure a tyrants sentence with his brother. Anti-Odin and slight Anti-Thor Rated: T for language
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Loki, Thor
May You Find Comfort Here by Everything-In-Focus-94 reviews
Gabriel and Castiel's relationship has always been special, the former helping the latter with the hardest moments of his life and being there for him as a brother should be. Which makes it all the harder when he leaves, does he have reasons. Small spoilers for The Song Remains the Same 5x13, but mainly AU. No slash, rated for Gabriel's sweary mouth while angry and gruesome images
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
El Jesús de la Montaña by mamapranayama reviews
Up in the mountain there is a man who lives the life of legend, a man no one knows - a man who has been alone for a very, very long time. AU, H/C, angst, character death sort of Big spoilers for 7x23 "Survival of the Fittest" Now with a bonus chapter included.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,833 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Valiant by HyperNinja21 reviews
Have you ever had to do something you knew would hurt you in the end? Well in this story Loki has to do just that.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Loki - Complete
So I Kneel by shadowblade-tara reviews
It is the only thing I can do. The only thing that can fix this. AU ending of Thor.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Official Whoniversity of Fanfiction by Vilinye reviews
The powers that be have decided to establish a university where Doctor Who including Sarah Jane Adventures/Torchwood fanfic writers can learn to write properly. Involves fish & chips, pig-human hybrids, TARDIS mix-ups, and pain. Updated MONTHLY.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,181 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011
Seven Signs It's Time to Take A Shower by Writer With Sprite reviews
Alex's next English assignment may be perhaps his weirdest assignment yet: he must write about seven signs that let you know it's time to take a shower. At least he seems to be having better luck on the assignment than Tom Harris. Follows the "Fox is an English teacher" mini-series. Oneshot. Complete.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Loki's Sorrow by loka-cameroon reviews
When Loki spends a day trying to please his father, Odin responds in discontent of Loki and a favour for Thor. Loki will come to learn how little love Odin has for him in utter dismay, hurt, and betrayal.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,151 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Loki, Thor
Trial by Tide by ruth baulding reviews
Master and apprentice are called upon to settle a vendetta between warring clans. Qui Gon thinks outside the box, Obi Wan gets in over his head, and the local cuisine is something to remember.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,901 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Like Fragile Glass by Shtuff reviews
AU Episode II. He's a mess, broken and lost after too long in the dark. Now he just has to prove to the Council that he is worthy of the title of Jedi Knight once more. If only the woman he has to protect wasn't so stubborn...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,737 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Comfort from the storm by candy-belle reviews
Thor loves it when there is a thunder storm. Cute fluffy story featuring 2 baby gods and looking at the brotherly bond before it all went wrong!
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Redemption by Ardna reviews
Loki finally comes to the end of himself. What he doesn't know is that there are people willing to lead him back up again.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Sentiment by Shadow of Darkness 22 reviews
A fill for the Norse Kink. The Avengers are duking it out with their favorite arch-nemesis Loki, when a third-party bad guy shows up. Thor gets hurt and somehow the only way to get to him in time is for Loki to wield Mjolnir. And he does. The Avengers movieverse.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Tides Change by Cassy27 reviews
Loki doesn't want a certain device falling into Doom's hands so he joins the Avengers for this one time quest. However, things get a bit out of hand and Loki finds himself trapped in a situation he might not get out of. Will Thor help him or not?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,897 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Some Rich Man's Son by Writer With Sprite reviews
What if the K-Unit's thought that Alex Rider was some rich man's son was accurate? Meet Alex Blunt, son of Alan Blunt. The K-Unit thinks he's a joke, until Snake finds his scars. Will the K-Unit be able to help Alex out of his bad situation? COMPLETE!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,683 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
His song is ending by BlueBoxInLondon reviews
"Is the mighty Thor ... getting sentimental in my last moments?" Loki laughed, but it ended in a miserable cough./ Movieverse, no slash, rated T to be sure. WARNING: Character Death!/
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Panic by SugarSnaps037 reviews
So that metal thing on Loki's mouth was an interesting touch. I figured that it would bring up some unpleasent memories for him. Rated T for a smidge of blood.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Snippets by Spun reviews
One hundred and fifty one-sentence Magnus/Alec fics - everything from angst to crack to pure fluff. "I don't think writing 'Property of Magnus Bane' on the back of my jeans is the 'subtle sign of possession' you were looking for."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
It's Only Forever, Not Long At All by Destined Darkness reviews
He thinks that maybe this time will be the one, he thinks that maybe she'll say yes, that maybe he won't feel his world crashing down around him, thinks that maybe they won't fall through time to wake up only to go through it all again. He thinks that maybe the curse ends here tonight.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Sacrificial god by deathangel511 reviews
I had an itch to write after seeing the Avengers...so this about how far Thor would go for his brother. I did not plan to put this on here so be open-minded while reading it
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
What Happens Once Can Surely Happen Again by Schyzotypal X reviews
Hazing!Verse 7: Two times that the rest of the team comes to Loki's defense and one time Loki is the one to save the day. -Not actually a number oriented fic-
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
He Dreams of His Brother by immortalrmy reviews
Alternate ending to Thor. Instead of Heimdall seeing Jane on earth, he sees Loki, and what is the God of Mischief reduced to as a mortal?
Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Straightest Path by sinemoras09 reviews
What he sees in the hours before. Loki, Thor. No spoilers.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Hearts Like Ice by Alome Fenwinkle reviews
Warning, only read if you have read City of Lost Souls. This is pretty much a fanfic to get my anger out about the ending. I was legit pissed and had to write something. Rated T for kissing. Malec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,846 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Child of Yggdrasil by Ironi Numair reviews
It started a thousand years ago when Odin cleaved his only son in two, but the story did not truly begin until Loki went to the Avengers and demanded they help him steal the Tesseract from Odin. The team had a good laugh at that, until Thor agreed.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Thor, Loki
Bond of Brothers by MTCrazy17 reviews
It had only been a few hours since the battle of Midgard with his adoptive brother Loki, but he will not stop trying to bring back his brother he once knew and loved. Will his bond he still has for his little brother be strong enough then Loki's hate?
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,126 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Brothers by Kaytoko reviews
The battle for Earth is over. Back in Asgard, the realm eternal, Loki struggles with understanding the true meaning of "family". Drabble series focusing on Loki's redemption as a son of Odin.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,638 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Meningitis by Heliotrope-Housecat reviews
REVISED AND UPDATED. Ed catches a potentially fatal strain of an infectious bacterial disease most commonly found among the young. One shot written to help raise awareness. KNOW YOUR SYMPTOMS! Character near death.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Tender by Mrs Don Draper reviews
A missing scene. Takes place before Thor brings Loki back to Asgard. How does Thor get Loki to cooperate? I apologize for my probable misuse of the Old Norse language as well as Old Norse mythology.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
If You Hadn't Turned Around by Sano S. Sagara reviews
We all lay in bed at night, a tape of our failures playing inside our heads. Jim Kirk begins to slip away, haunted by what ifs and splitting possibilities. Bones too, as a doctor, knows about the what ifs. Kirk Bones friendship though squint-able
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2012 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Our Son by Lover of Narnia reviews
After Loki's crimes, can those closest to him find it within themselves to forgive and love still or shall they look down in condemnation?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Loki - Complete
Loki by thefireplanet reviews
In which Loki is banished instead of Thor, the God of Thunder takes the throne, Asgard falls to war, and the God of Mischief and Lies becomes, well—speechless.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,647 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Loki - Complete
Sentencing by livin-la-vida-loki-d reviews
What happens after Thor and Loki return to Asgard after The Avengers? "Stitch by stitch the Silvertongue was silenced." Thor/Loki bromance.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
To be his equal by Anan Nikoleta reviews
Loki and Thor returns to Asgard. Will Odin and Frigga forgive him for what he's done? Or will they be able to stop the madness before it's too late? This is a story about how a simple act of affection and forgiveness can change everything.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Loki - Complete
Come Home by Arkenshield reviews
Set during the scene when Thor stole Loki away from the Avengers and flew them off to a cliff. What should happen had they not been interrupted by Ironman?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Lost by morgana07 reviews
Sam struggles with things, including his own loss, after losing Dean in a most unexpected turn of events. Lost/Upset!Sam Warning! Spoilers for 07x23: Survival of the Fittest
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Sam W. - Complete
Storms, Werewolves and Hollow Trees by PoppyJ reviews
When Dad had mentioned a week in Caleb's cabin, he hadn't thought he'd be huddled in a hollow tree trunk as he had been for God knows how many days, the damp floor soaking his pajamas hours ago, Dean's jacket still tight around him... pre-series.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Fallen by Epsarrow reviews
Rewriting the scene from Thor when they fight the Jotun. In this story Loki is not a frost giant and was not the one who gave away the secret. Brotherly friendship. Some Loki whump. Read disclaimer and intro please and the story of course R&R maybe?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Navy SEALs at Brecon Beacons by DarthZ reviews
The US Navy SEALs are invited to train at Brecon Beacons. Alex has just officially joined the SAS. With K-Unit, Cub, and the SEALs at the same camp, this is going to be an interesting few weeks.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,272 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Together by Darkgreenfangirl reviews
"Do you remember brother? You said we would be together forever." DEATHFIC
Thor - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Is It Not Just? by C Cawthorne reviews
Thor trades words his brother after their return to Asgard - post-Avengers. minor spoilers if you haven't seen the movie yet!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
I failed by A Liar called Jago reviews
Loki failed. He has not delivered the Tesseract. He knows that someday he has to pay for his faliure.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Brothers by Imaginemeruler reviews
Loki's thoughts about Thor.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Top Step by Clarkispotamia reviews
My slightly AU take on the Avengers ending. CHARACTER DEATH
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Loki
Anywhere by huggablelove reviews
"I care not for the fact that we are not bound by blood. I care only for the memories we share. That proves we are brothers more than blood ever could" Contains angst and brotherly love.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Building Bridges by Andorian Ice Princess-AIP reviews
Danny and Jamie have a heart to heart after their mother's day family dinner and start building that new bridge to becoming best friends. Post ep 2.22 Mother's Day Jamie/Danny missing scene *Contains spoilers*
Blue Bloods - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Jamie R., Danny R. - Complete
Diamond by Marnie reviews
What happened to Loki between the end of Thor and the beginning of The Avengers to turn him from an injured child into a monster? A character study.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Loki - Complete
Still my little brother after all by Alexinie reviews
What happened when Thor took Loki back to Asgard? Is a brothers bond stronger than betrayal, or has the Trickster gone too far this time? Thoki bromance!
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Nightmares by Nekouyoku reviews
Aziraphale comforts Crowley after a rare fright. Could be either romantic or platonic. Wings are involved.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Silvertongue by ATG-4835 reviews
Everything he did or said was a Lie because Loki himself was a Lie. /Oneshot- Character Study/
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Loki
When the Fires All Burn Down by Dark-Lady-Devinity reviews
Some spoilers for the movie. An introspective piece on the views of the Avengers on Loki and if he deserves punishment. It's a complicated issue because they're all starting to supect that Loki is actually sick.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor, Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Not Quite Eye to Eye by ObsessiveFanNumber1 reviews
Set post-movie. Thor visits the memorial Odin created for Loki every day, regretting every time he never noticed what Loki wanted all along. Loki watches invisibly every day, trying to convince himself he should hate Thor. Chapter 2 UPLOADED finally!
Thor - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Thor, Loki
She Shall Be Used by TwigTalent reviews
After he falls to Midgard, Loki plans to use a young girl for his return to Asgard. A bit of the movie at the beginning but post movie after that. NOT a 'Loki falls for a Midgardian girl' story.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,759 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Loki - Complete
Waiting to Exhale by Andorian Ice Princess-AIP reviews
It was to keep him safe and alive but waiting was the last thing Jamie wanted and now he was going to remedy the mess he had made. Can Danny stop him? Post ep 2.21 Collateral Damage Jamie/Danny Contains spoilers/missing scene
Blue Bloods - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Jamie R., Danny R. - Complete
I Missed You by It'sJustADream reviews
Hatter follows Alice through the Looking Glass and finds that her world is stranger than he had first imagined. Just as they start to build their lives together something goes tragically wrong. What is to become of Wonderland now? A.N- If you own the image used for my cover and want credit or me to take it down, please message. x
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,899 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
The Wrong Turn by Obi the Kid reviews
Pre-TPM time-frame. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan get a little lost.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Remembrance by B L Lindley Anderson reviews
Obi-Wan has crashed his land speeder and now has amnesia. Master Qui-Gon Jinn has to find him. Can he help him recovery his memory?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Bound by HaloFin17 reviews
An AU in which Patroclus is not Achilles' cousin, but rather a captive whom Achilles has rescued and claimed. Approx two years pre-movie, slash not intended. Rating for some strong adult themes, but nothing explicit. Enjoy!
Troy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,331 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Patroclus, Achilles - Complete
Broken Spirit by SivanShemesh reviews
Princeling Legolas disobeys his father. The punishment leads to an incident no one expected. Would the Peredhil saved the day? Nominated for MPA 2007. Nominated for MEFA 2009
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,292 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn
Spark by GoldSeven reviews
When there is no Sun, no Moon, no stars to mark the passing of time, what happens to time? Does it stand still, congeal like blood? Does it cease to exist? Maedhros upon Thangorodrim, his rescue by Fingon, and his recovery. Rated for disturbing themes.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Maedhros, Fingon - Complete
You're So Dead by alyssajoy64 reviews
Unfortunately for Alex, revenge doesn't always go as planned-especially when K-Unit's involved.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Revanche by Maradon reviews
D'Artagnan is attacked and the musketeers find themselves looking those who are responsible. Based on 2011 movie and book. Previously known as Pictures through life. NOT SLASH!
Alexandre Dumas - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,501 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Complete
His Darkest Hour by HumanEmotion reviews
When ones world goes dark, is there still a way back out? Or will it become the end of everything? UPDATE: Chapter 2 is up!
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Jamie R., Danny R. - Complete
Sparkles the Little Brother by clair beaubien reviews
Tag Scene to Plucky: taking care of Sam after he was attacked by the clowns.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Brothers and the darkness by Gene Marie reviews
Sam knows he can depend on Dean in the dark. Sounds suggestive but it's not :p
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
If You Can't Remember a Better Time by onceasnake reviews
"Ok, I'm going to do something, and you're going to think I'm a girl, but you're not going to say anything, because you're my brother." Sam finds a creative way to deal with Lucifer.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sam W., Dean W.
Flaming Bamboo by Obi the Kid reviews
A Yappy Obi story! Archives Mari threatens Obi-Wan, and nonsense ensues.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Brothers in Arms by lanuitestcalme reviews
Loki changes his course of action in the standoff at the Bifrost, forever changing the future. AU. Complete.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Like Poison by MaverikFlame reviews
Loki makes another enemy and decides to go to the Avengers for help. The Avengers are not amused.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,111 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Loki, Thor
Systematic Chaos by figliedellatempesta reviews
Not-at-all-canon Avengers-based one shot. The Avengers defeat Loki: Stark wants to finish him off, but Thor is unable to resign himself to his brother's death.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Leap by iamhere23 reviews
15 year old Neal Caffrey is caught by the FBI in possession of forged paintings. Will he help agent Peter Burke to solve the case? Will he take a leap of faith and finally trust someone to be there for him? Peter/Neal/El family angst
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,563 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Neal C. - Complete
Sleep Standing Up by Mystic25 reviews
Tag to 7x17. You never realize how much you need something until it eludes you, until it becomes like trying to grab at smoke. This was Sam and sleep.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
I Don't Sleep, I Dream by mamapranayama reviews
Dean realizes just how strong his little brother actually is. Tag to 7x17 'The Born Again Identity'. One shot. Angst, H/C
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Edhil O Gurth by daisymall13 reviews
Legolas, Aragorn and the twins find an elleth in the middle of nowhere. Soon after, Elladan and Legolas were kidnapped by rogue Elves. Now it is a race against time to save Legolas' life-and who is hiding an injury he shouldn't be? No Romance, just angst!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,048 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Elrohir, Legolas
Cycle by psquare reviews
AU tag to 7.17. Full spoilery summary inside.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Trapped by Genim Stilinski reviews
Dean's so angry at Sam that he locks the poor kid in a closet. thing is, Sam's highly claustrophobic. Angry!Dean Claustrophobic!Sam Teen!chesters
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Restoring Faith by Clam-with-a-Pen reviews
When Castiel begins to feel doubt, he flees to find comfort in another angel who has left heaven.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Gabriel, Castiel - Complete
If I Should Die Before I Wake by Katarina99 reviews
Alex Rider is a high level MI6 agent with no future and very little present to speak of. Ian Johnson is a well respected soldier in the SAS who's past is about to catch up to him. How far will Ian go to bury Alex and his MI6 past forever?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,567 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Juxtaposition by prone2dementia reviews
BEING REWRITTEN. De-aged to ten and sent back to Tom Riddle's era, Harry unintentionally befriends the eleven-year-old Dark Lord. The future will never be the same again... not DH compliant, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,400 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Caught in the Act by giverofgrace reviews
Part 2 of 'Life Lived' Series. Alex Rider has been dead for 2 years. 2 years ago a new soldier came to BB for training. How does K-Unit seem to know this man when they come back, 2 years after Alex's death? What will his appeareance mean?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,099 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Rift by MetaArchangel reviews
One-shot/drabble. Spoilers for Season 5. The day Michael cast Lucifer from Heaven was a day neither Castiel, nor Gabriel, would never forget.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Moments by Little Cinchan reviews
A few moments between Dick and Bruce most of them bitter sweet. UPDATE: CH 9: Sometimes it is okay to lie.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman
Brother Heaven in the Stars by Lopithecus reviews
Gabriel loves Castiel more than any angel in Heaven, so when his emotions from losing his brother, Lucifer, starts to affect Castiel, Gabriel makes a hard decision. Child Castiel, Brotherly Gabriel
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Headache by Kat Silver reviews
Sherlock has a headache, so he texts Mycroft.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Promises Of Hope by Chromatic Shade reviews
Avenger!Loki is investigating an infamous crime syndicate, alone as the others assume Loki can take care of himself. He ends up tortured for his magic, and Thor is horrible at emotional support. Enter Tony. Tony/Loki friendship. Rated T for violence.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Loki, Thor
Studying by PhantomGrimalkin reviews
For all his skills in fighting, Fandral has no head for names or dates, and is struggling to learn the history of Asgard. He finds himself turning for help to someone he'd never have thought to ask. slash later on
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,731 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - [Fandral, Loki] Thor, Sif - Complete
Nightmare by See You Sooner or Later reviews
"Know that I love you dearly," Thor whispers, and he presses a kiss to Loki's forehead, "Now sleep, little brother." / T for gore. Not really a slashy Thor x Loki, but more of strong brotherly love.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
I'm Sorry by TopazFlame7 reviews
"Right here. And Thor did nothing. There was nothing he could have done; he had never felt so powerless before as he watched his younger brother slip away from him"
Thor - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Thor, Loki
Shattered by thedoctorandriver reviews
When a badly injured Doctor turns up on Torchwood's doorstep, Jack lets himself in for something more than he ever bargained for. Because when something is really, truly shattered, how do you put it back together? Doctor!Whump
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,675 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Professor Winchesters by theshukri reviews
When Hogwarts received two new professors from the fated land of America, everybody was curious. But no one was more curious then one Harry Potter. A series of stories about Dean and Sam Winchester as professors at Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,261 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Dean W.
New York In December by Emrys1411 reviews
Peter wasn't a father, but there were times when he sure as hell felt like one and that was all down to a certain convicted felon. One-Shot. No slash! Father/son relationship.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
And Yet by suitsfan reviews
"Thought you didn't care about me?" "And yet, here I am."
Suits - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Beer, Pie, And The Fine Art Of Gungan Killing by StillWaters1 reviews
After a hunt, a bruised Sam and a wired Dean unwind with a Star Wars marathon…and some serious discussion on how to gank one Jar Jar Binks.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
It Was Not Your Fault But Mine by Destined Darkness reviews
A shot rings out, a gun smokes, a bullet hits, a spurt of blood, a cry of pain and everything stops.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Magneto, Xavier, C.
My Treasure by Silver Spider reviews
Many children area afraid of storms. Having a big brother who's the god of thunder doesn't automatic mean you're excluded. Art-inspired fluff and brotherly bonding.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Blind by Silver Maze reviews
Character Death warning. Mycroft is dead. How would Sherlock react to this piece of information? Friendship between Sherlock and John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Frozen Tears by The Phantom Dragon reviews
When Loki fell he was sure things like hope, redemption, and belonging were beyond his reach. But you know what they say, there's always someone who's worse off than you. And just maybe, this time, that person has a bit more to them than meets the eye.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Loki, Thor
The End of the Road by Jesssy reviews
One-shot! How would the boys decide if they could stop the apocalypse by sacrificing themselves? Set at the end of season 5. Death!Fic
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
To Be Your Equal by Wildmagic-Warrior reviews
An alternate ending to "Thor" in which Odin was killed by Laufey. When Thor destroyed the bifrost, both he and Loki ended up on the bridge instead of dangling from the edge. Unfortunately, I do not own any of these characters or settings.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Getting Into A Scrap by Phoenix on cloud nine reviews
"I'm just glad to see he definitely got the upper-hand, judging by your associate's appearance," Harvey remarked, looking back and grinning at Mike. "Good job."
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
The Moment of Breaking Down by Destined Darkness reviews
Charles's thoughts during the Gun scene outside the Manor and his thoughts during the whole debacle with Shaw on the beach... so yeah... whatever. I don't even know anymore. The feels have affected me too much. Read, don't read, either way. Do something.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
Devil Cats, Mentholated Mike and Awesome Cologne by Cuppa Char reviews
Mike has the mother of all migraines.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Realization by Destined Darkness
Realization: Noun. The act of becoming fully aware of something as fact. Erik and Charles thoughts on the beach when Charles is shot
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Nothing Is Ever Simple by penguino3782 reviews
It's just a typical day for Mike. He over slept, got chewed out by Harvey, and feels like crap. But, then again nothing is ever simple for Mike Ross.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
It is the Duty of the King to Die For His Realm by Destined Darkness reviews
A sort of what if story for after the Battle of Five Armies thing, because I'm bored... and my brain is dead because of Chemical Formulae. :/ Damn summaries...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Thranduil, Legolas
Here and Now by MMShadow reviews
If Sam never heard that song again, it would be too soon. tag to Mystery Spot 3x11
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Glitter Monster by LittleLonnie reviews
Tag to 7x14. Sam is hurt a little worse then he let's on, but Dean's rare moments of cheerfulness makes it more bearable for now.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Trickster Interruptus by LulaMadison reviews
A short fic written for this prompt "The Avengers are fighting some foe that they're having a lot of trouble defeating, when all of a sudden Loki shows up & defeats the enemy with a snap of his fingers because he needs to talk to his brother"
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Harken Forth by Mira-Jade reviews
The moments behind myth and legend. A collection of a hundred drabbles.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,753 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Thor, Loki
In the Service of a Friend by gnbrules reviews
When a guy like Neal Caffrey falls apart in your arms, well, that's something you remember. Spoilers for Out of the Box. Peter/Neal friendship.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
All The Wild Horses by BlueBird Blues reviews
All restless souls are given time to seek peace in the world of the living. Set sometime after The Great War in our present day , a soldier is allowed to return to the land he died protecting.
War Horse - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Capt. Nicholls, Maj. Jamie Stuart, OC - Complete
ONCE A BIG BROTHER by Vanessa Sgroi reviews
SPOILER WARNING - A short tag to Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie. Picks up as the car drives off. The brothers deal with a bit of aftermath from their latest hunt. And then there's that gift Sam gave to Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
I Know by Today-Only-Happens-Once reviews
Mike is trapped in a collapsed building. Scared. Alone. Until Harvey gets him on the phone, trying to keep both of them calm. But will it be enough? Lots of Hurt!Mike and Caring!Harvey. TWO-SHOT. Beta'd. NOT SLASH. Originally titled "More or Less"
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,579 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Understanding Batman For Dummies by FrankandJoe3 reviews
The newest addition to the For Dummies series, Dick Grayson takes the time to explain his mentor to the world.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,381 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing
Tumbling by kenziepaige8818 reviews
Tag to 7x14 Plucky Pennywhistle's Magic Manegerie. Dean is having a little childhood fun with his gift from Sam :
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
All Fall Down by OffMyTea reviews
Ring around the rosie. Joker has the team... the torture is unbearable... T because I'm paranoid
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Cured? by LCFC reviews
Has Sam finally gotten over his fear of clowns? Spoilers for Episode 14
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Blood by Tiger Lily Roar reviews
Fighting between partners is dangers, especially when you're Batman and Robin.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin - Complete
A Day At Plucky's by A-very-supernatural-fan reviews
What happened all those years ago that made Sam so afraid of clowns? Tag to 7x14. Dean is 17, Sam is 12.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Everything and Nothing by pretend-to-care reviews
The Avengers are battling Loki's army when Thor receives a message: his brother is mortally wounded. He rushes to his side, but beyond that, he isn't sure what to do. Loki has made it clear where he stands. Has Thor? Rated for injury description. R&R!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
He'll Take It by smalld1171 reviews
Short tag to 7x14 because I did enjoy the break from all the drama. Sam's POV during the end scene.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Protection by LulaMadison reviews
Loki, Tony Stark, Thor, Avengers H/C fic. Written for this prompt: "Loki is badly injured maybe saving Tony? and he & Tony are trapped together. Would prefer if Loki was on a temporary truce with the Avengers against whatever they're fighting."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Send in the Clowns by Disasteriffic Kaz reviews
TeenChesters Fic. Sam 13/Dean 17 An innocent evening at a carnival takes a scary turn for Sam. Scared!Sam awesome!Dean ONE shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Perfect Strangers by DeepBlueSomewhere reviews
James Kirk and Leonard McCoy are thrown together by chance—or is it fate?—and witness the start of a journey towards the greatest friendship either of them will ever know. Academy!fic. Precedes "Make It Home."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,142 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Silent Protector by Kenna J reviews
Tag to S01E02. What if, during Mike's confrontation with Louis, Harvey stood and silently watched the situation unfold?
Suits - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
ExSpecter Patronum by Phoenix on cloud nine reviews
Why would Harvey wander into a bomb site with his impeccable suit, just to keep his associate company? "You're not real," Mike confirmed sadly. "I've gone mad."
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Simple Man by StillWaters1 reviews
It was the simple things from their lives before Hell, Lucifer, and Leviathans that Dean missed most. Like stitching up a bleeding Sam who wasn't hallucinating that the suture needle was a meat hook.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Fast Cars and Loose Visions by stetsonblack reviews
A client tries to have a little fun with Mike by driving fast. Too bad he didn't know about Mike's fear of speeding cars. Written for a prompt on the suitsmeme.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Protect me from what I am by Loveillness reviews
"I love you too, my little bro… And I will never stop! I promise!"
Thor - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Forgive Me, brother by LoneAngel666 reviews
After Loki loses the battle against the Avengers Thor is taking him to Asgard. Or that is what the Trickster thinks. But things take a horrible turn one which he will never forget.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Loki, Thor
Just to Get High by Destined Darkness reviews
Lestrade got Sherlock clean, but for what? For him to just throw it all away? One shot... Rating T because I'm toolazy to read whether swearing falls under K or not...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Last Will and Testament of Fred Weasley by Rainremember reviews
Life was never the same again for the Weasleys, as a dearly loved member was suddenly taken away in the war. But when George uncovered a stack of parchments left behind by his twin, things might just be a little better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,734 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Five Times Harvey Specter Saved Mike's Life by Phoenix on cloud nine reviews
... And one time he wasn't fast enough. NO character death
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Accused by McGeeklover reviews
"You really hurt me Harvey." "I know kid, and I'm really sorry." Harvey accused Mike for being high when he was actually sick from poison. Now both Mike and Harvey have to pay the consequences. Lots of Harvey caring/guilt and Mike hurt! R&R!
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,691 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
The In Between by Dragonflysoul reviews
AU version of Swan Song. There was another destiny Heaven and Hell had never considered. Dedicated to Whumped!Sam/Awesome!BigBrother Dean Month.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Antic by Dread Pirate reviews
On the day that Loki finally loses his grip on sanity, Thor finds himself unprepared for the full consequences.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,894 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Loki, Thor
Walking Disaster by RemyMcKwakker reviews
Sam knows he is nothing but a tiresome burden. Pre-series.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Vision by trazar reviews
Short AU fanfic from Captain Nicholls' POV.
War Horse - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Capt. Nicholls, Joey
The Anthropologist's Son by Southern Steel reviews
Henry and his friends are being followed and they don't know why, until Henry's parents reveal a startling truth: they have discovered a lost civilization and some people will stop at nothing to get it. ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,423 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Henry G.
Three Lawyers in a Boat, To Say Nothing of Donna by TamIsMyFather reviews
The Pearson Hardman crew is stranded at sea after a shipwreck. How will they survive, and more importantly, who will they eat first? Written for a prompt on the Suits meme.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Cold As Hell by A-very-supernatural-fan reviews
A hunt on New Year's Eve takes a bad turn for the Winchesters. Hurt!Sam & Hurt/Protective!Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,199 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
As Soon As Possible by yellowcrayon7 reviews
Soon after Lestrade and Sherlock meet, Sherlock finds himself in a bit of a predicament and must call on the Detective Inspector for help. Lestrade ends up stuck with a concussed consulting detective and must take care of him. Pre-series, not slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade
How to Teach a Spy's Class by TribalForEagle reviews
When Scorpia makes a threat against Alex and his school,guess who's sent in to protect them?Yep, you got it,the SAS.How will they keep their sanity with the teens in Brooklands school?Answer is,they won't,with a spy and his friend hell bent on revenge.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,065 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Too Far by McGeeklover reviews
He went too far. He lost control. Losing control caused grave consequences for Mike Ross. He may never get to see Mike alive again. Tag to Inside Track and u also get to see Harvey defend Mike and be his awesome self! Reviews are very much appreciated!
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Trust by Elfpen reviews
"Of course I could have killed you. I could kill you right now. I could've killed you days, months, years ago, whenever I liked. It'd have be easy, easier than blinking. But I never have, Arthur. And I'm not going to. Not ever." REVEAL FIC NON-SLASH
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,530 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Puzzle Pieces by annonwrite reviews
Stanford AU. Sam stresses to the point of having a panic attack. But what's causing the stress? Dean puts together the puzzle pieces to find out.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
You're All I Have Now by Bunnykiss reviews
Some Spoilers for 7x11 - Adventures in babysitting. Krissy and Dean are on the way to find Krissy's father and Sam.What happened if Sally and Marlene discovered who Dean is? !BigBrotherDean !LimpSam
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Antidote for a Wounded Soul by Muffy Morrigan reviews
Tag to Adventures in Babysitting. Dean takes care of his brother in the aftermath of the events in the episode. Minor spoilers for ep. Hurt Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Rain by the ticking clock reviews
Rain washes all the blood away...a one-shot focusing on Will and Jem, fighting, demons, and clockwork monsters. Reviews are appreciated.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Jem C., Will H.
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Christmas Without You by morgana07 reviews
A fight on Christmas Eve leaves Sam alone to face more than the tension with Dean as he also must struggle to survive a snowstorm while sick. Will Dean find his brother in time or break a promise? Sick!Sam/Big Brother/Worried Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Situation Normal by midnightluck reviews
A fight in Gotham leads to Robin and the Joker both getting caught in the Zeta beam. Only Robin shows up at Mount Justice, and that's quite clearly the end of the Joker. ...Right?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Lost and Found by Anonymous Eli reviews
A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by ArthursCamelot reviews
What if Buffy was able to stop Acathla without sending Angel to Hell? What would happen next? Drama, drama, drama will ensue! B/A Season 3 Rewrite
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 144,702 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Buffy S., Angel - Complete
Most Likely To by monicawoe reviews
Written for the ohsam commentfic meme over on LJ for the prompt: 'Sam meets old friends from Stanford, and they don't recognize him, what with him and Dean swooping in all huge and violent with guns and knives and arcane rituals to rescue them.'
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Oh My Reckless Friend by Min Daae reviews
Someone has to keep an eye on him. Mozzie doesn't like the dangerous spots Peter gets Neal in.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Mozzie - Complete
I'll Carry Him by TheAngelofFate reviews
The head drug dealer was suddenly pointing a gun at Robin, right at his chest...The guy scoffed at the two hero's, smiling showing his yellow teeth...Then the gun went off... Read and Review! Please!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Taken but not Forgotten by silmelinde reviews
"I would rather see my son die than be indebted to a pirate." AU A margin of drama, a bit of humour and a lot of adventure. James is raised by the pirates.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,030 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Start Over Again by Cassy27 reviews
When Loki is wounded whilst defending Thor and his fellow Avengers, Thor is willing to do anything to save his brother. Can Thor protect Loki and can he save him?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,047 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Interrupted Death of Loki Laufeyson by Lady Meriwen reviews
After the Bifrost is broken, Loki survives to plot his revenge. Introspective and angsty.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, Loki - Complete
Pain by TopazFlame7 reviews
Loki hit the ground. Hard. His body groaned with protest as he stood up, smoothing stray strands of raven hair that had fallen into his face. Green eyes blazed as he faced his attacker. "Thor," Loki sneered, "surely you can do better than that."
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Nightmare Kaleidoscope by iamtryN reviews
What if it had all been a dream? This is my answer to 7.10. Well, okay here's another... different answer to how it could turn out! Smiles ya'll!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Odin's Son by willshakespeare-immortalbard reviews
The story of Thor and Loki's brotherhood, told in little stories about them. All in chronological order, though there are some flashbacks to scenes from earlier times. Please read/review! *Now complete.*
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,045 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Kidnapping before Christmas by boywonder23 reviews
Dick gets kidnapped, and for weeks Batman frantically searches for his lost son,only to find Robin on Christmas eve night dangerously close to death...
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Batman Burden by Soulstealer8 reviews
Suck at summaries. Robin thinks back on what he told Black Canary during the therapy session. Rest of the story, the title should be self explanatory. First story. R&R!
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Lesson Number Seven by Kirabaros reviews
You never think angels would understand the concept of family. That goes to prove how wrong that is when Gabriel teaches Castiel something important in his way about family. Tag to episode 5.18.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Lost Companion by qwardofanima reviews
-ON HIATUS UNTIL I RE-FIGURE OUT WHERE I WANT THE STORY TO GO- The four inseparables run into some unexpected trouble on their way home from a mission.
Alexandre Dumas - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/21/2011
Wonder Why by Alyss Mainwaring reviews
This was meant to go in the one-shots but I have not had time to write the whole thing before a concert. Alyss and Pauline wonder why it is always their husbands who get hurt. Aly
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - [Alyss, Will] Halt - Complete
Don't Cry by Alyss Mainwaring reviews
The tears which fell down her face were the only sign she allowed visible of her sorrow.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Will, Alyss - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Today-Only-Happens-Once reviews
Inspired by the quote: "I had a difficult relationship with my father.."-Mike "Identity Crisis". AU: Mike thought he would never have to see his father again. Live!Dad Hurt!Angst!Mike, Protector!Caring!Harvey, No Slash! ONESHOT
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Remembering the Ashes by the ticking clock reviews
"Now all Will had left was himself, the institute, and his memories. Memories of laughter and tears, memories of blood and silver powder, memories of the ashes, ashes of the person he had once been."A series of one shots focused on our favorite parabatai
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Jem C., Will H.
Home For The Holidays by LaylaBinx reviews
Harvey watched in horror as the hairline cracks in the ice fractured and dumped Mike into the frigid water below. H/C fluff! No slash but epic bromance to the max! :D
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,260 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Hazardous To One's Health by Writer With Sprite reviews
The K-Unit kidnap Alex Rider. Oneshot, complete.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Eagle, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Chained by Baileys reviews
A tag/epilogue to the season 2 episode Chained.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,828 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Secondary Trauma by Writer With Sprite reviews
Eagle discovers Fan Fiction and discovers his inability to discover reality from fiction in the same day. Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Eagle - Complete
Of Seraphs and Men by daksgirl reviews
Gabriel has never had to deal with such a troublesome fledgling before. Heaven help him. Pre-series at first, my own take on angels and whatnot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,683 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Gabriel, Castiel - Complete
Cheap Tricks by Khell reviews
Loki, Thor and their friends go troll-hunting. However, things don't turn out quite the way they were supposed to.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,124 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
You're Hired by Writer With Sprite reviews
After Fox leaves, the K-Unit needs a new member. Wanting to find someone Wolf won't shoot, the sergeant interviews a new recruit. Sequel to 'New SAS Member Needed.' A second part added - Alex gets introduced to his new team.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle - Complete
Shell Shock by film princess reviews
Neal's got the shakes. Peter's more than a little concerned. Tag to the season two premiere.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,632 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Dead Rangers Tell No Tales by igotsaflobbit reviews
Picks up where book 6 leaves off. Tug turns up at Redmont alone, and Alyss and Halt set out to find Will.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,862 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Will - Complete
In the Mind of a Trickster by UKSarah reviews
A young Loki notices the differences between his family and himself. He starts to question if he is Asgardian or something else.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Loki - Complete
A Taste For Puppies by Phoenix on cloud nine reviews
In which an escalator tries to eat Mike.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
The Autumn Leaves Fall by cherry619 reviews
Despite Sam's strong facade, he isn't handling things very well. Spoilers for Death's Door, Please heed warning in author's note.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Bridges to Cross by reine Seele reviews
Sequel to "The Space Between." Loki is back in Asgard, but is he really home? In questioning himself and others, he comes to realize that he is not as lost-or despised-as he believed. But where does he go with this knowledge? T for some language & humor.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,329 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Loki
Without Fail by ruth baulding reviews
Tragically, Jedi are not infallible.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
A Day of Peace by Obi the Kid reviews
Yappy Obi story. Qui-Gon gets a gift from Obi-Wan for Winter Festival.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Picking Up The Pieces by A-very-supernatural-fan reviews
Following immediately after the end of 7x10 – "Death's Door". The brothers are having a hard time dealing with the news about their surrogate father. Emotional/bigbrother!Dean & Emotional/broken!Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
What He Was by morgana07 reviews
Devastating events force Sam & Dean back to Sioux Falls for a final goodbye & Dean must face just what Bobby really meant to him and Sam while coping with not only his grief but also Sam's.*Grieving/Upset!Dean &Emotional!Sam*Spoilers 7x10 Death's Door
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Saying Goodbye by morgana07 reviews
1-shot. Sam & Dean struggle with the results of losing someone else close to them & must face saying that final goodbye. Sad/grieving/emotional!Sam & Big brother/emotional!Dean
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
So Much For Not Caring by Kanae Yuna reviews
"Harvey Specter was the best damn closer in all of New York, but he never knew how much it cost to be there until the day that one little pup wandered into the midst of the big dogs and ended up saving his ass."
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Pictures From Beyond The Grave by RumRunnersIsle reviews
Sam and Dean Have lost everyone they've ever cared about. They get a sweet surprise from everyone on the other side.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Best for Last by a.little.jem reviews
Spoilers for 7x10, Death's Door. This is a tag to the end of the episode. Just a couple of moments exploring the decision that needed to be made.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Bobby S. - Complete
And Rage Is Mingled With His Grief by StillWaters1 reviews
Dean may not have been able to kill grief for hurting Sam, but he'd be damned if he'd let his lapful of shaking, unresponsive little brother suffer through it alone. Early S1, worried/protective Dean, hurt Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Black and Blue and Red All Over by Haley94 reviews
A collection of missing scenes and new perspectives from the second-season episode, "Black and Blue." Jamie, Danny, Frank and the rest of the family all deal with the frightening consequences that sometimes results from being in a family of cops.
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,115 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Jamie R., Danny R. - Complete
The Unfortunate Thing About Airships by xXLiquidSugarXx reviews
Is that there's no way of escape. A 2011 what would happen if Rochefort did manage to shoot D'Artagnan during the airship battle, and the aftermath.
Alexandre Dumas - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,103 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011
Never Say What You Really Mean by Writer With Sprite reviews
A seemingly well-meaning substitute teacher misinterprets one of Alex's English assignments. After alerting the principal and the nurse, the school decides to take action on it. Can you say Children's Services, anyone? COMPLETE.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Push Through It by windscryer reviews
Today is the Red Cross blood drive at Pearson Hardman. Unfortunately, Mike has a little problem with needles that no one knows about. He comes up with a plan, though, which works just fine until Harvey tries to help. Gen.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
When Strength Means Nothing by Dreadweaver reviews
Thor witnesses the death of Loki. Losing your closest friend is one of the hardest trials that life can offer.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Lullaby and Goodnight by ConeycatJr reviews
The Avengers discover that the newest location of Loki's super secret villain lair is...Thor's bedroom in the Avengers mansion.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
Necessary Lies by Glimare reviews
One Shot: Waiting for Bruce to pick him up after school to visit his circus, Dick's called into the principal's office. Photos of his old injuries are on the desk. 'Great' Dick thought, 'not this again.'
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 100 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin - Complete
another stolen relic by weasley-twins-41 reviews
Loki has always been the underdog, the omega in the royal family of Asgard, always lying in the shadows of his older brother. But why? Why did Odin always favor Thor? Oneshot. Movieverse. Loki-centric.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Loki, Odin - Complete
Inheritance Review by PhoenixWormwood137 reviews
Angela rambles about the fourth book, and a special guest speaker puts out his thoughts, as well. SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS. Now don't say I didn't warn you about the SPOILERS! Readers' thoughts are welcome! :D
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Angela - Complete
Thunder and Lies by Viraaja reviews
Too late Thor discovers the motivations behind all of Loki's lies.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Shattered Bridges by Shenaniganary reviews
An alternate aftermath to Thor's shattering of the Bifrost. Loki held on instead of letting go, but both brothers still lose everything they have known.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
From Grace by ThatClutzsarahh reviews
He had been betrayed, broken and hurt. He never wanted the throne. Who could blame him for the things he's done?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Loki
Break by TopazFlame7 reviews
"The clank of chains echoed of the walls of the dark cell as Loki adjusted himself. The sharp metal cut deeper into his skin, causing a fresh stream of blood to flow down his arms. They had wanted to see him break, but he would never give them such a pleasure. He would stay here, imprisoned, but would not ask for mercy."
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Bound by Tiger Lily Roar reviews
It happens too often in Robin's opinion, but none are as terrifying as that first time...
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Watch Over You by Shenaniganary reviews
Short Two-Part drabble. Loki doesn't care what others think. Thor can't understand why they think what they do.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Crying Poppies by ForeverChasingDreams reviews
His life has changed drastically, and today is a time to remember. Red can symbolise many things, but this year, the sea of red shows only respect.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
We Move In Reverse by chalantness reviews
Post 1x17, "Disordered" — He knows Dick likes to have the time to process everything alone, and normally Bruce would give it to him, but there are also times where Dick needed him without realizing it. This would be one of those times.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Always There by MarsInsane reviews
Takes place right after episode 16 Failsafe. Dick needs to reassure himself that Batman is still there. Fluff. No pairing.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Brother by Temperley reviews
Definition: Male offspring having both parents in common with another offspring; a male sibling. Loki is not adjusting well to life back in Asgard - there is one lie he can't shake, no matter how hard he tries. Violence. No slash. One shot.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
A Kindness Repaid by Marnie reviews
After the events in "Boys in a Man's World" Steve Rogers doesn't expect to see Loki ever again. Very luckily for him, Loki never does what he's expected to do.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,674 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Loki, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Batman's Sidekick, Bruce's Son by Andalusia25 reviews
Bruce deals with emotions after 'Failsafe'. Fluffy father/son quick one-shot.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
He Always Knows by Indilwenlily reviews
Robin's thoughts at the end of Failsafe, continuing after the end of the episode. Robin's POV, DickxBabs, slight Spitfire and Megaboy
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Regrets by CuriousFicReader reviews
I wote this in, like, an hour or so, so I don't knnow if it's good or anything, but I've had this idea on my head a long time and I just wanted to write it down and get it over with.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Thor, Loki
Home Flight by Silver Spider reviews
No matter whether or not he thought it was real, Robin remained calm and collected throughout the entire nightmare. That didn't mean he was alright. Post-Failsafe
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
I'm Scared by candyapples101 reviews
Sure on the outside he was just sweating but in the inside he was screaming, crying, and truly scared. Aftermass of Failsafe. 2-shot. "Truth is, I'm sacred, and you're not here! "
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Let's Make a Deal or Not by chatnoir1 reviews
Loki interrupts Nick Fury's breakfast with a proposal. Fury is not amused.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Complete
Don't Leave Me by Chibi Rose Angel reviews
His entire world was crashing all around him yet again. Post Failsafe.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Waking Up by RaeEcho reviews
Robin's view point of dying and then waking up, in Failsafe.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
The End is the Beginning by Temperley reviews
After the fall, Thor finally finds Loki - but nothing is as it seems. Quick fic. Brief exploration of a much darker side of Loki. No slash.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Shaken Up by windscryer reviews
Harvey and Mike get stuck in the elevator when the power goes out. Mike really does not do well in the dark and Harvey learns more about his associate's tragic past. Gen. WARNINGS INSIDE.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
The Time We Have Left by the ticking clock reviews
Jem's lips twitched into a sad smile, "that's why we have to enjoy the time we have left." Will cares for jem during a particularly bad attack, and reflects on their friendship, and how for years, he has never shed a single tear.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Will H., Jem C.
Lost by SuperninjaX reviews
"I felt so alone. No one knew what to do. I had to stay strong and be the leader, it was so hard..." Post Failsafe. Robin had to break sometime.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
A Blond Maniac by Writer With Sprite reviews
Fox hadn't planned on spending his 25th birthday separated from K-Unit and his parents, cold and in pain, having been abducted by a blond maniac. Complete.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Acrimony by Marchling reviews
Harvey is angry about a client he didn't want to take and Mike doesn't know when to stop trying to help. He provokes Harvey into doing something they're both going to regret. GEN
Suits - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,221 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Thoughts of a Trickster by NeonGhost8
As he feel into oblivion, all Loki had was reflection.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Loki, Odin - Complete
Blurred Haze by Enigmaforum reviews
The other associates at Pearson Hardman take their 'welcome' rituals too far.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,548 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Mike R. - Complete
Murdering Monsters by KKBELVIS reviews
Season Seven spoiler warning. Short tag to 7.06. Brotherly angst and love.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
You are my only by unboundpen reviews
Co-written with bluejay for the Ultimate Collab Challenge for October. With the death of his last remaining family member, based on the comics, Robin is emotionally distressed during a mission. Needing is not the same as wanting.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Elevator Rides on all Hallow's Eve by Writer With Sprite reviews
Alex thought he was just going to go see his mate, Tom. He didn't expect to run into K-Unit. Especially not on an elevator that breaks down and forces Alex to spend time with his dreaded unit. Humor drabble.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Forgiveness? by SavannahBanana94 reviews
Sam would come right back, right? Of course he would. He had too. Sammy always comes back. Tag to Slash Fiction! Fluffy fluffiness and cuteness inside! T just to be safe!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Loves and Hatreds of His Frightful Home by ConeycatJr reviews
Thor and the Avengers are faced with a mysterious, magical villain. Suspicion falls upon a banished sorcerer living quietly in Totterdown. Loki, with the help of his housemates, must help his brother and prove his innocence. Description edited.
Crossover - Being Human & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,199 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Loki - Complete
After Madison by Obi the Kid reviews
Dean POV. Tag to the Season 2 episode, "Heart." Dean tries to help Sam deal with Madison's death.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Naming Process by Writer With Sprite reviews
K-unit is assigned their code names. No Alex, sorry.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Complete
Guilt by morgana07 reviews
Sam ponders his decision to walk out of his brother after the end of 07/06 Slash Fiction while figuring out that perhaps Dean's actions weren't what they seemed. Bummed!Sam/ Upset!Dean May contain spoilers!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Two Little Boys by Alydia Rackham reviews
Based on the song "Two Little Boys." A mishap when Thor and Loki are little parallels dramatic events when they are grown. NO SLASH. Sad.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Can't Fake Love by GhostDog401 reviews
"You are nothing, but a pawn in his chess game. You are there only to get him supporters; you are only there for publicity.""That's not true!" Dick screamed, he felt wetness starting to form at his eyes. Do not cry, he thought to himself. Do not cry
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
My Beginning and my Probable End by FrankandJoe3 reviews
When Robin got shot, Batman could only bring him to one person. When he showed up, some unwanted memories came back to mind.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Violent Content by evilexboyfriend reviews
It's Thor's god-knows-what birthday, there's alcohol, dancing on tables and a vicious exchange bewteen the two Odinson brothers. My first Thor fic, set about a year before the events of the movie.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Caught in the Middle of It by chocolate-colombo reviews
Mike had no time to react before he saw a glint of silver and felt a sharp pain in his chest.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Work hazzards by nicol-leoraine reviews
Mike gets injured at work, Harvey is his awesome self.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
My Dad's a Norse God, Bones by Limited-Fantasy reviews
Three years in space and Jim thinks nothing can really surprise him anymore. Well, apparently gods and family still can, as he finds out when he accidentally ends up in Asgard. Norsekink crack prompt fill.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - J. Kirk, Loki - Complete
Never Say You Can't by BabyyBre reviews
Jamie, Danny and their grandpa and father. Sad. &Chacter Death&
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Jamie R., Danny R.
Breather by Obi the Kid reviews
A Yappy Obi story. Obi-Wan questions Qui-Gon about Breathers and family.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Everything's Better With Bunnies by Khilari reviews
When frightened or stressed, Loki transforms into a bunny and sometimes he needs to be cuddled to calm down enough to turn back. Unfortunately, the events of the movie are extremely stressful. Five times he transformed into a rabbit and needed cuddling
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,170 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Loki - Complete
A Place in the Sun by Santai reviews
A short one-shot set after Changing Channels. Gabriel thought he was done with the whole apocalypse deal. That is until Castiel finds him. The ensuing confrontation is not what the Archangel was expecting. Some spoilers.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Gabriel, Castiel
Tick Tock Goes The Clock by Destined Darkness reviews
Based on the story 'How to Save A Life' by ADDyke. Follows Ianto and Jack through the Year as Jack tries to save him :nod: Rated T because I'm 15 so... :P
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Rising from the Ashes by JediMagnet09 reviews
Sam is a single step away from a precipice from which there may be no return. When John goes too far, will Sam survive the fall? Can Dean save his little brother before it's too late?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,354 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Breathe No More by Deathcrest reviews
Was there something wrong with just wanting to belong? Was it that horrible, that repulsive, for him to just want to feel what it felt like to have a family, to be loved for who he was? Loki-centric drabble.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Loki - Complete
Longing by LokisonStarchilde reviews
Loki POV, angst, death, NOT A ROMANCE.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Loki, Thor
Sewn Shut by TopazFlame7 reviews
"He closed his eyes blocking out everything, Loki being kicked down, more taunts seemed to be seeping into his being. This couldn't be real. Was this really everything he knew? Everything he always believed in, what he was raised in, this was it." Thor's perspective in Broken. What he felt as he was the one who sealed Loki's fate. Rated for blood. By great request from: Fiito
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Even Angels have their Guardians by Santai reviews
Set after 7x02 Castiel awakes to find himself in an unexpected place, under the care of a brother who had never truly left him. Oneshot. Contains spoilers
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Losing His Lifeline by aussie-chick-13 reviews
The five times Loki was lost for words. And the one time he didn't need to say anything at all.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Brothers Under the Sun by Lady Absolute reviews
Even though they can't show it. Eragon and Murtagh both know that they are brothers. No matter what happens. And they can always dream of a world where they can live as brothers. Without any danger of showing their friendship in public.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
How Not To Study For Finals by Writer With Sprite reviews
Fox wanted Alex to do well on his finals, so Alex said he'd try. Eagle said he'd bribe him, which increased his motivation. The problem is that Eagle didn't tell Alex he'd already given him his bribe... Now complete.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Complete
Torment by Maevainwen Adaniel reviews
How could she have been so blind? True, she had been young and full of anger, but how could that be an excuse? She had hurt him, and thoroughly enjoyed it.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Sarah, Jareth
The Point of Believing by Desertfyre reviews
A sorta tag to 7.03: TGND. It's kinda of spin on what part of 7.04 DYL could be like. It's AU of course but maybe we'll see something similar.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Tricks or Treats by mayetra reviews
Thor and Loki journey to Midgard to partake in the festival known as Tricks or Treats or at least Thor calls it thus. Gen Fic, Young Loki, Thor & Jane NO SLASH
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Asgardian Edition of Whose Line? by Theater Raven reviews
What happens when the realm of Asgard takes its twist on the popular improvisation show. :
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Thor, Loki
As the Pain Sweeps Through by Destined Darkness reviews
Sarah's falling and Jareth's there to catch her. Yeah... I can't be bothered trying to think up something cool... like I couldn't be bothered getting out of my pj's today. Go figure... Rating: T?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,347 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Jareth, Sarah
Vigil by NeverMineToHold reviews
Concealed within the shadows Loki observes his "brother"... Short introspection piece to test out the fandom waters. Drabble. Please let me know what you think.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Treading Water by Phoenix on cloud nine reviews
Of course they would be out in a large expanse of water in the middle of nowhere, with Mike being unable to swim due to an injury and with a concussion to boot.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,961 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
The Crime of the Century by RascalFlattsS reviews
Summary: The biggest white collar crime is about to go down in New York City. There’s just one small thing that stands in the way….. Spoilers for entire first season . Neal/Peter friendship/brotherly fluff. NO SLASH!
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,873 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Neal C., Peter B.
A Thorn Among Roses by TTCyclone reviews
A series of oneshots that show snippets from Thor and Loki's childhood. Brotherly love and drabble abound.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,464 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Thor, Loki
The Waterfall by howdoyoudosir reviews
Alex panicked. He thrashed violently as he toppled over the edge of the waterfall, leaving him falling into a whirlpool of raging waters below. Thankfully a certain Russian assassin is there to save the young spy once again. Snakehead re-run.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Where Were You? by Destined Darkness reviews
Jack confronts the Doctor on where he was during Children of Earth, because... the Doctor should have heard the children screaming, crying, right? T for bad language and cos I like the letter 'T' :P
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - 11th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Reprieve by Obi the Kid reviews
Takes place during 7.3 The Girl Next Door , a few days after they escape the hospital. Bobby POV. Sam has a breakdown and then he, Dean and Bobby get a brief respite to gather themselves and their emotions in the wake of the Leviathans and Lucifer.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Stay With Me by cherry619 reviews
While on their way to Sioux Falls General Sam seizes again. Spoilers for 7x02 and 7x03. Drabble size.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Trust by Starfan1245 reviews
SPOILER ALERT! Alternate ending to 7x03. Instead of the little boy standing in the doorway, Dean turns and finds Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Missing by Kyrgruna reviews
One of the lost tales of Loki and Thor that should have stayed lost.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Thor, Loki
Promise by Seylin reviews
Drabble. Loki wants Thor to promise him something. Thor wants a promise in return. Slash if you want to see it .
Thor - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Loss by Amity Bell reviews
In which Harvey comforts Mike.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Cold Hearted by Black294 reviews
K-unit and Alex are asigned a mission to enter a organization that teaches minor how to be spies. will Alex prove himself to his students? Or is the reason why they're there because Scorpia has found out about the secret school and is going to desroy it!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,715 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Alex R./Cub
The Doctor is In by chocolate-colombo reviews
A doctor is being sued for malpractice, and Harvey and Mike try to get to the bottom of it. Unfortunately for Mike, seeing the doctor has a VERY high fine.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,616 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Song of the Waves by Lia Whyteleafe reviews
Over the constant sound of the waves...he hears another song.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Maedhros, Maglor - Complete
Legos and Army Men by Obi the Kid reviews
This is a dialogue only story that takes place somewhere around 7.2. Sam struggles with Lucifer in his head as Dean tries to bring him back.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
No Regrets by signofthetimes reviews
It all started with Harvey leaving. No slash.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Regn by Silverlynxcat reviews
It was a soothing sensation, feeling the cool moisture trickle down his temple and cling to his lashes. He could feel the tension from his body oozing away with each gentle strike of rain.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Bloodthirsty by LoneAngel666 reviews
This is before the movie. What happens when an ordinary training day gets out of control.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Looking Back by Darkest-Infatuations reviews
When Loki falls through space after letting go, he also falls through time. Can he undo the damage of his past? ONESHOT!
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Loki, Thor
A Day of Rest by Josu reviews
Hal's not feeling well and his father convinces him to take the day off.
Falling Skies - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Hal M., Tom M. - Complete
Poison Arrow by Dread Pirate reviews
When Loki is injured in combat, the difference between the god of mischief and his brother is perhaps something to be celebrated.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
What if Meet the New Boss by Katy M VT reviews
What if Lucifer was telling the truth and it was all a trick. Sam was still in the cage.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Just This One Thing by Obi the Kid reviews
Dean POV from 7.1. Feeding off the scene where Dean is prepping the Impala for painting and talking with Bobby about Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Snow by Neitherworld reviews
Young Loki awakes to find that it's snowing in Asgard. Brotherly Thor and Loki; References to Tales of Asgard.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Six AM Guests by Writer With Sprite reviews
Fox gets surprise visitors on his birthday. Happy birthday, Rainstripe!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Ben D./Fox - Complete
Broken Brother by Klutzygirl33 reviews
Dean and Bobby find a broken Sam and try to calm him down. Set post "Meet The New Boss".
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Battle of Honor by DyanaRoseJill reviews
Loki and Sif don't always get along
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Loki, Sif - Complete
Collapse by DoingItMyWay reviews
Mike needs Harvey's help when he is forced out of his apartment. Harvey to the rescue! Not intended as slash, but it's open to interpretation.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,157 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Little Brother by Mentalasylumpatient13 reviews
Thor's thoughts as Loki fell. Also what I think happened after, when they had to break the news to everyone. Please enjoy.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
To save the King by vahanian reviews
When Charles starts to act strange, Erik and the gang have to figure out whats wrong with him.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
And In The Darkness Bind Them by Ms Katonic reviews
Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ginny and Luna stranded in the past. Their mission: save the world, save the princess, find a way home and possibly hardest of all, save Draco Malfoy from himself. However, there is a problem...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 119,402 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010
For Even The Strongest Must Sometimes Shatter by Elerrina Star reviews
"Mike Ross is one of the strongest people Harvey Specter knows." Another sort-of character study. No slash. Now with a second chapter!
Suits - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Equal by Seylin reviews
Drabble. Loki only wanted to be Thor's equal. Possible slash.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Live by Seylin reviews
Drabble. Thor only wants Loki to live. Possible slash.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Stop the Sun by rebyl reviews
Mike gets a migraine at work; Harvey notices and helps. For a prompt at the suitsmeme
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Another such victory and I am undone by kalyzio reviews
Complete! A mock trial pits Mike and Louis against Harvey. With Mike vulnerable on the stand, how far is Harvey willing to go for a win? Non-slash.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,136 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Not in Blood, But in Heart by Lokiev reviews
'Not of blood, but of heart. Is that not enough, Loki' Warning: Major Character Death.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Loki, Thor
Human Qualities by Jenn1984 reviews
On the morning his body is used to shatter one of Pearson-Hardman's finest glass conference tables, Mike comes into the office exactly twenty-seven minutes late.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
You're Gonna Go Far, Kid by she.a.punk reviews
Mike knew Louis would kill him for this, he just hoped Harvey would make sure he didn't fire him too.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Doing Things By Halves by Phoenix on cloud nine reviews
"Copy my breathing, okay?" Harvey deliberately made his breaths slow, even and over the top.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Deafening Silence by Iris Omega reviews
Hurtling through the unknown, Loki comes to an understanding about that he was, is, and never will be. Loki-centric one-shot, set after he takes the plunge off of the Bifrost.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Loki - Complete
Disposition by rebyl reviews
When Mike is hurt on the way to work, Harvey steps in to help him. Mike finally learns that Harvey does care about him, even he doesn't say it.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,723 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
5 Times Harvey Found Out Something About Mike by Gandalf3213 reviews
...and one time Mike found out something about Harvey. Chapter 6: Mike thought he knew as much about Harvey as he ever would, but that was before his little brother took Mike out to lunch.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,744 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
A Darker Shade of Midnight by Pipkin Sweetgrass reviews
set post Waters of Mars/Children of the Earth - The Doctor and Jack are damaged men in need of healing. Where better to heal a broken Time Lord than Middle Earth? Little bit dark Rated for language and the presence of Captain Jack Harkness.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,675 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - 10th Doctor, Gandalf
Bubble Puppy by DjDangerLove reviews
Mike gets hurt. Harvey feels guilty. Friendship fic. No slash!
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Of Associates and Couches by CelticClover reviews
Harvey comes into the office one morning only to find Mike asleep on his couch. Follow up to The Absence of Light.
Suits - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
As It Should Have Been by ArthursCamelot reviews
Sequel to Two Sides of the Same Coin. Might help to read TSOTSC first. Re-write of Buffy Season 5 but with Angel added in. Buffy also goes to L.A. and helps Angel with some cases and cough Darla...Please R & R! B/A, O/W, X/A
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 139,532 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Buffy S., Angel - Complete
Stargazers by Darth Corsa and Darth Manul reviews
Post-ROTS, AU, non-slash. Obi-Wan didn't stay on Tatooine because Luke isn't a force-user, so Kenobi flees to a very distant planet, where he sees a familiar face. Anakin claims that he's innocent, so, what about Vader?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,010 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
To Kill a Goblin king by Destined Darkness reviews
The many ways one can kill Jareth the Goblin King.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Jareth
Keeping Him Safe by Obi the Kid reviews
Will and Gilan return home to Halt after escaping from capture.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Halt, Will - Complete
I'm Sorry by Obi the Kid reviews
A traffic jam leads Sam and Dean into a bit of bickering and solidifies their post-Apocalyptic relationship as brothers. Story takes place in the second half of Season 6, at some point after "And Then There Were None."
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Smite is Right by Siara Elen reviews
How will they get out of this one, boys and girls? Short tag to 6.22, The Man Who Knew Too Much. Bow down or die, those were the options. But Dean Winchester didn't take kindly to being threatened, and he'd never taken an order from anyone but his Dad...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,939 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Adapt by LaylaBinx reviews
Mike had been shot. Mike had pushed him out of the way and taken a bullet meant for him. Mike had been shot in the chest. Oh noez! O.o
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,785 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Broken by TopazFlame7 reviews
"As Thor approached his little brother, Loki looked up at him for any sign that he didn't want to do this. Anything. But Thor would not look him in the eye. He cupped Loki's chin in his hand, lifting his face upward, lifting the needle and long leather chord in his right hand."
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Loki - Complete
How Far by Livin4Jesus reviews
How far would you go for a friend, a brother, a father? No slash
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,929 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Sincerity by Candelabra reviews
In the moments before Thor's appointed coronation, Loki bandies words with his brother while waiting for his plan to come to fruition. "You are incapable of sincerity." "Am I?"
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Fear is the Heart of Love by patientalien reviews
Anakin and Obi-Wan are captured by Ventress.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Traditional Approach To Puppy Care by signofthetimes reviews
Harvey knows how to deal with a cranky Mike. Not slash.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Survival by Zanzibar1 reviews
Captain America survived 70 years after he froze in the snowy wasteland, but whatever happened to Bucky after he fell from the train. Did he die? Did he survive? Whatever happened to him? Please review and let me know if you would like me to continue.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bucky B. - Complete
No More Undead Dreams in a Subconscious High by turnindrin reviews
Set after the events of the pending Avengers movie. Having been apprehend by Thor and taken home, Loki must answer for his crimes on Midgard.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,107 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Loki, Thor
Don't Forgive, Don't Forget by Darth Corsa and Darth Manul reviews
AU, non-slash. After Melida/Daan Qui-Gon is mad with his former Padawan and doesn't want to take him back. So, the Council find a new Master for Obi-Wan - Dooku.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,248 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Count Dooku
Anger in Waves by calicoast09 reviews
ONESHOT- Robin and Batman's feelings after Bruce says "Just Aqualad" Set during Downtime, rated for about 3 bad words . . .
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing
Intelligent Design by prone2dementia reviews
The One Where Wolf Makes Colonel, Alex Makes Trouble, and Yassen Makes a Miraculous Return.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Illusion by LachwenII reviews
The illusion hangs from the edge of nothing.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Loki - Complete
No One Drowns A Puppy by DjDangerLove reviews
"Mike Ross doesn't know how to swim. It wasn't a problem...until now." No Slash! One-Shot
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
A Secret by Candelabra reviews
The thoughts of Loki throughout the plot of the film. "Somewhere along the way, Loki began to hate his brother." Spoilers, obviously
Thor - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Loki - Complete
Moments by TopazFlame7 reviews
His words echoed into the darkness, like a like a promise; "You're safe." Loki and Thor's brotherly relationship in Asgard.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Loki, Thor
The Stuff of Legend by Ash-Varnei reviews
AU. Jack was recruited to Torchwood One in 1996. When the Doctor and Rose turn up 10 years later, they reunite to battle the enemy. But how many lives will one immortal man, in a different place at a different time, affect? Doomsday fix-it. 10/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,862 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H. - Complete
I Have Missed You by Grand Master Potter reviews
After Death Anakin meets the man who was his brother, father, and best friend
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Look To The Western Sky by Pandora of Ithilien reviews
Gabriel's departure from heaven does not go entirely unnoticed, and a conversation at the edge of Heaven leaves a young angel with a life-changing decision.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
The Long Road Home by Ecri reviews
Slightly AU. Begins towards end of movie and embellishes the brotherly relationship between Robin Hood and Will Scarlett. Chronicles the end of the film and gives it a twist. There's also a new villain to make problems after the demise of the sheriff.
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,419 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Complete
Part Of The Job by LaylaBinx reviews
"Dammit Mike, its my job to know! Its my job to know when you get yourself into trouble and when someone hurts you! Its my God damn job!" Kinda dark actually O.o Good ending though, I promise!
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,128 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Defending by DjDangerLove reviews
"I'm saying the next time, I'll let him kick your ass." Friendship fic. Short one-shot.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
A Different Kind Of Boxing by LaylaBinx reviews
Harvey pried his hand away from his nose carefully, ignoring the blood that rubbed off on his own fingers. Another wave of blood gushed from Mike's nose, coating his lips scarlet and dripping down his face. Fluff!
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Fever by patientalien reviews
In the jungles of Drongar, Anakin gets sick.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Meaningless Title by Little Minamino reviews
Watching Eward and Alphonse interact with Roy Mustang, Hoenheim finally realized the extent of what he'd given up all those years ago. Parental!RoyEdAl No Yaoi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Hoenheim, Roy M.
We're Running Up Hill by Veguard reviews
The aftermath left Loki with a self-awareness and assure of who he is. His spite towards Odin has only grown over the years. He will do anything to ensure Odin will never his way, but such actions will only be the fuel for deadly alliances and war. R&R!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,048 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Loki, Odin
You Watch My Back, I Watch Yours by Scribble2Much reviews
Sparks fly as Dean & Sam deal with the new dynamics in their relationship when they reunite after Sam leaves Stanford. It gets even more complicated when Sam is injured on a hunt. Hurt!Sam. Protective!Dean. Set in Season 1. #3 in the Bicycle Verse.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Caffeine by StringynKel reviews
Not meant to be taken seriously at all. Loki has almost no caffeine tolerance.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Blinding White by StriderX reviews
Tag for episode "As You Were". What if Van Horn had been a better shot? What if the dress Whites of Neal's uniform hadn't come out quite so white? Alternate ending fic.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Loyalty by kalyzio reviews
COMPLETE. Trevor's in trouble again, and Harvey's had enough. "If you choose to go to Montana to help Trevor, then go. But before you do, leave your badge on your desk."
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,402 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Home Return by PhantomGrimalkin reviews
AU- what could have happened if Odin hadn't been a complete failure at parenting and said something encouraging to his son who clearly needed a kind word instead of just "No, Loki".
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,861 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Loki, Thor
Reasoning by puellascribit5 reviews
Neal goes undercover to assist another agent with a case and Peter isn't too thrilled about it. But when something in the case arises, Peter is forced to intervene.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,516 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Making Friends by thisisnotwhoyouthink reviews
Its amazing what one can accomplish with a set of lawn chairs, a lot of nerve and a great deal of scotch, as Tony Stark can testify. Tony/Loki Friendship
Thor - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Loki - Complete
Rain Man and the Elevator by DjDangerLove reviews
Harvey and Mike get trapped in the elevator. No slash, Just friendship! One-shot.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Let It Break by purplehairedwonder reviews
Post-6.21. Sam's hurting and Dean's grieving. But rather than burden his brother, Sam hides the injuries he received at the hands of Crowley's demons and the aftereffects. Needless to say, things don't go well. For the LJ Summer of Sam Love fic exchange.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,751 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Most Blessed of All Natural Graces by Wallflowergirl reviews
He could seldom sleep after the nightmares. He was always afraid of what he'd see when sleep claimed him once more. Season 1. For the LJ Summer of Sam Love fic exchange.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Blues Brothers by Dogmatix reviews
What if Loki wasn't the only baby Odin had taken?
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Thor, Loki
Solace by Selenite reviews
While one of them had found the solace in death, the other one must seek his solace in memories. But surprisingly, none of them would ever have guessed that both ways may lead to the same conclusion… Sequel to "Sunrise". No slash.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Reflection Of A Lie by paperstorm reviews
If loosing Jessica taught Sam anything, it's that it isn't safe to rely too heavily on anyone but himself. Part of my Deleted Scenes series, a tag for 'Bloody Mary', 1x5.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sam W., Dean W.
Monster by Obi the Kid reviews
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are sent to a crazy little island to hunt the legendary monster that resides there.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,512 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Okay Is A Four Letter Lie by LaylaBinx reviews
AKA: Five Times Mike Pretended He Was Okay When He Wasn't And One Time He Didn't Even Try. Super fluff toward the end :D
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Mike R. - Complete
Things Harry Potter Taught Me 7 by Sinkme reviews
Broken into two lists in honor of the movies. Part I is 40 points, Part II is 45 points. Some turned into mini-rants and comments about the movie, but whatever. I had a lot of fun writing these and I hope they're fun to read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Complete
This Lost Feeling by Blackrosebunny reviews
Mike get's the one call he's always dreaded. When he doesn't show up for work Harvey's mad!
Suits - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Sacrifice by TopazFlame7 reviews
Red spots began to fill Loki's vision as he looked down at the hilt of the blade buried in his torso. "Loki!" Thor ran over to his brother and tried to staunch the blood flowing the wound in his brother's chest.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Vicissitudes by Tavaril Lasgalen reviews
When Aragorn hears unwanted news involving Legolas, he can't believe it and is certain not all things are as they seem. But in Mirkwood, the Royal Family find themselves fighting an unknown force that seems set against them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,944 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn
Until The Time Comes by kai mousy reviews
Fill for a lj prompt at the st xi kink meme: "Thor stands on the end of Bifrost every evening to watch his son".
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Winona K., Thor - Complete
Fresh Meat by Writer With Sprite reviews
Fox calls in sick for a day, and a substitute grades his English assignment. What will her response be after stumbling upon Alex Rider's assignment? One-shot. Complete.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Showertiemz by Mackity Blackwood reviews
After a long day of battle, an Aesir just wants some R&R. His brother has other plans. No overt romance, but some nearly-nekkid Loki.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Play With Me by Keeper-of-the-Cheese reviews
Pictures of a boy at play, a man interrupted, and a villain at work.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Loki - Complete
Guilt by rockmysocks456 reviews
After all the Peter fics because of the summer finale, I decided I'd add a Neal fic. That wasn't even a summary, but you get the idea.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Neal C., Peter B.
Laying Blame by XXAlmostInsaneXX reviews
Peter looses it on Neal when he finds out that Keller kidnapped his wife. Can the relationship between our favorite con man and fed survive this most recent catastrophe?
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,281 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
If I Die Young by Miggy not Fax reviews
"Hal?" Ben croaked, eyes hazy. "Hal, I'm scared." Songfic to If I Die Young by the Band Perry. Contains other characters, but mostly focuses on Ben and Hal.
Falling Skies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Ben M., Hal M. - Complete
He'll Be Okay by Obi the Kid reviews
Takes place during the Season 6 finale, immediately after Cas breaks down the wall in Sam's head. Dean POV as he and Bobby get Sam out of harm's way.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Death Be Not Proud by Ice Threat Power reviews
Mike's grandmother is taken ill and he runs to say goodbye before things take a turn for the worst while learning he has people around him that care. Harvey learns stuff too. Warnings:Character Death and if seriously squinting Pre-Slash
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Along Came a Spider by mamapranayama reviews
Sam has an unfortunate run-in with an eight-legged beast. Hurt/sick!Sam, caring!Dean. Gen/Angst/HC
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,538 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Things Harry Potter Taught Me 6 by Sinkme reviews
Part 6. 35 things I learned from Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
Lest Thou Be Consumed by Punkin09 reviews
In the wake of the wall's collapse, Sam doesn't seem to feel any physical pain and can't tell when he's injured...even if he's bleeding out from a knife wound. For the OhSam comment fic meme. broken sam! protective Dean!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Cancer Inside by purplehairedwonder reviews
Comment fic: Still angry at Sam for his betrayal and starting the Apocalypse, Dean harbors some less than pleasant wishes toward his brother, and a run-in with a djinn gives him exactly what he wants...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,430 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Dean W., Sam W.
A Father's Torment by Gwedhiel0117 reviews
*canonical gap-filler* Elrond thinks about his sons as he stands on his balcony, waiting once more. Will the twins' eyes ever be opened to their father's agony? *under heavy revision*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,442 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Elrond, Elrohir, Glorfindel - Complete
Good deeds and a last dance by Cricket99 reviews
Steve is mourning. Loki is trying to help. Tony is just confused. based on the film Thor and the 2011 film Captain America
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Loki - Complete
Blood of Odin by Limited-Fantasy reviews
A response to an image prompt from norsekink. Set after the movie and during the Avengers. Loki reveals just how far he will go to be worthy of the name Odinson. Warning: Character death.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Trouble Letting Go by shimmerdragoness reviews
A oneshot set before the events of 'Brothers Always', sometime in Thor and Loki's teenage years. When Thor finds himself in desperate need of help, there's only one person he can think of going to.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The best laid plans of Gods and men by Korilian reviews
Loki has a plan. Unfortunately he also has fans.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Things Harry Potter Taught Me 5 by Sinkme reviews
Part 5. Still at 35 points so enjoy the extra sarcasm
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Complete
The Truth and Nothing But by skag trendy reviews
After Sam is found gunshot and bleeding out on a motel room floor, he refuses to talk about it. His increasing depression, and brooding silences, force Dean and Bobby to take drastic steps towards uncovering the truth. Who shot Sam Winchester and why?
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,259 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Just a Little Pop by LaylaBinx reviews
"You dislocated your shoulder, genius." Harvey told him bluntly, watching as Mike paled a bit more. "What the hell were you doing anyway?" Fluff!
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Gifts by SkiesOverGideon reviews
An unfortunate lie requires Loki to bend over backwards to ensure his mother's happiness.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Loki, Frigga - Complete
Heal Me, Hurt Me Part II by Kadasa-Mori reviews
War is brewing in the Underground and it seems as though Sarah's favorite Goblin King is in the center of it. Alliances are being formed quickly but also broken just as fast. Tension rises in the continuation of Heal Me, Hurt Me!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 141,509 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sarah, Jareth
Things Harry Potter Taught Me 4 by Sinkme reviews
Fourth installment of the riveting series. Since the fourth book was long in epic proportions compared to the first three books, this list has 35 points rather than the usual 25. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Complete
When Hope Disappears by Darth Corsa and Darth Manul
ROTS, AU, non-slash. Padme is standing between a rock and a hard place. What can make Amidala kill her turned husband or the Jedi, who failed to help? Or… both?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Chains by I Give Headaches To Aspirin reviews
They always knew that Cobal engineering would catch up to them. But they always assumed that Cobb would be the one to deal with the torture. Unfortunately, they were wrong. Dead wrong.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Arthur, D. Cobb
Things Harry Potter Taught Me 3 by Sinkme reviews
These are getting longer in content. Still 25 things, but now much longer. These have turned into things Harry Potter taught me/mini-rants about things in the book that bothered me. Oh well!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Complete
Hit Me, Baby 'One More Time' by silentlullabye reviews
After Tony is attacked by a suspect, Gibbs explains a few "rules" to the culprit. Drabble. NO SLASH. Tony/Gibbs friendship.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
A Different Perspective by Kooro reviews
It takes a talk with his grandmother to get Mike to realize a thing or two about Harvey. Seems all he needed was a different perspective. Bromance
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Things Harry Potter Taught Me 2 by Sinkme reviews
Because I am bored and this is an easy way to add 6 more stories to my account. And it's fun to be sarcastic. 25 things Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets taught me. Language is going up so to be safe, this and the rest will be rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Complete
Brothers by CBloom2 reviews
A small Hal/Matt one shot that came to me - don't often see them together and I just LOVE brotherly interaction - hope you do too.
Falling Skies - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Hal M., Matt M.
Cold, Hard Truth by Punkin09 reviews
For the OhSam comment fic meme. See prompt inside. Sam suddenly finds himself to be a human lie detector...things spiral out of control from there. psychologically tormented sam! protective dean!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Things Harry Potter Taught Me by Sinkme reviews
I'm sure most of these are points that people have talked about endlessly, but I was bored and needed to vent some sarcasm...So this is what I came up with. 25 things I learned from reading Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Complete
Ignite by palomino333 reviews
"Sigyn knew only Loki Odinson, and not the true creature he was. It stabbed at him so sharply inside, but at least he wasn't alone." Loki finds both solace and sorrow in his lady.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Dear Avid Readers by Writer With Sprite reviews
Wolf writes a letter to let FanFiction readers know how he feels. Eagle follows up with another letter offering blackmail as a bribe.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Wolf, Eagle - Complete
Unto Death by MaverikFlame reviews
Loki finds out where his former captor, the so-called "Abaddon", came from and uncovers something even more sinister in the process. Thor is close at hand to make sure Loki doesn't go too far. Sequel to Abaddon.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,421 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Know too much by Emma zooka reviews
What if Alex manages to stumble across Jack and her new boyfriend when he comes home from school? Nothing is as it seems, for the boyfriend and for Alex. Surprises lurk at every turn, and it may just lead our favorite spy toward the life he hates, again
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Over My Dead Body by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Jack has twins! Tired of them freeloading off of her, she forces them to get a job. Things don't go to plan when they work at a bank. The Royal and General bank to be exact...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Jack S.
Famine by Katsuko1978 reviews
It had been far too long since his last real meal, and he'd felt the raw edges of hunger begin to gnaw at his stomach, reminding him that he still had needs that could not be ignored. Yet Loki allowed that raw ache to define him. For hc bingo.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Loki - Complete
A True Hero by EnnaBurning reviews
A true hero indeed.
Falling Skies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Hal M., Lourdes - Complete
It Only Took Being Impaled to Say It by Scotty1609 reviews
For DaughteroftheKing97! SHAMELESS ROBIN TORTURE! you know you wanna read it... :
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
A Brother in Need by madwriter223 reviews
-Inspired by a prompt- There were many things the Avengers could expect from Loki. This was not one of them. Decription of Arachnophobia, slight Thor/Loki.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Meeting the Holmes by Rain Seaker reviews
Lestrade looks back on the first times he meets the Holmes brothers. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Depending on Who You Ask by DjDangerLove reviews
Harvey Specter doesn't care about anybody but himself...well, depending on who you ask. One-shot. No slash
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Rider Meets Bond by Decision Maker reviews
This is a tale where Alex Rider, teen spy extraordinaire meets Her Majesty's Secret Service greatest agent. His name's Bond. James Bond.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,120 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Alex R./Cub
So I Heard the Rumors by Alterik reviews
When Sigyn was a girl, Loki had asked her a question. The question had seemed harmless, but now as a woman, she wonders if the question was not so harmless. If so, then the consequences will not be harmless either. Sigyn/Theoric & Sigyn/Loki
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,977 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Loki
Moment In Time by farid-fire-eater reviews
Just a bit of sick, pre-teen Patroclus and a lovely, caring Achilles to look after him. No slash.
Troy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Patroclus, Achilles - Complete
Redline Rush by LaylaBinx reviews
"Redline is like an energy drink on steroids. Redline is RedBull's dark, mustache-twirling brother that likes to tie other energy drinks to train tracks and leave them there." Caffeine overdose!
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,215 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Grounded by DearCassius reviews
Thor and Loki haven't been getting along lately and it's really wearing on Odin's nerves. As a punishment, he sends them to Earth to attend a mortal school. But when a dangerous new threat arises, will they be able to learn the real value of brotherhood?
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,919 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Apparition by 12Districts reviews
Loki creates a human using magic. It is his biggest mistake.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Loki
He'd Never Admit It by rockmysocks456 reviews
Mike is mugged. Harvey's the first person he goes to. No slash, just bromance. Bad summary, I know.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
To Kill a Ranger by Kaylee Ranae reviews
Halt was always one to keep a level head. To stay calm in even the most dangerous situations. But harming his apprentice was the one thing that would send the man over the edge. What is he to do now that the nightmare has become a reality?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Halt, Will
Not So Heartless by Kooro reviews
During an all-nighter, exhaustion finally catches up to Mike. A glimpse at the soft side of Harvey. Bromance
Suits - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Missing scene AVSC by CBloom2 reviews
Just a vision of what I think might have happened in A Very Supernatural Christmas, before the present giving. I realise it's been a while since it was on our screens but I wrote this a while ago. Hope it's ok.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Dean W., Sam W.
In Case Of Emergency by LaylaBinx reviews
"So when did I replace Trevor as your emergency contact?" Fluff!
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
these things, they were promises by Mira-Jade reviews
"In her visions, she sees two sons born to the Allfather; it never occurred to her that one would not be of her womb." Three moments that the future struck deep.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Frigga, Loki - Complete
A Question of Honor by Victoria LeRoux reviews
When Will is found poisoned and dying, Halt may be the only one who can bring hope to the apprentice. Father/Son, Will-Whumpage,
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,875 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Will, Halt
Untold Power by TerraZeal reviews
Loki's fall to Earth and confrontations and dealings with SHIELD agents in his attempts to procure the Cube. T, possibly M. Torture and non-con sexual abuse in the latest chapter.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Loki, Jane F.
A Helping Hand by chlean reviews
Lourdes has a crush on Hal, b ut he is with Karen. Hal is injured one night and Lourdes help him and have an honest conversation Post episode 1-2. Bad Summary
Falling Skies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Hal M., Lourdes - Complete
Into the mind of Loki ODINson by ItsRosseth reviews
Loki and his childhood thoughts. All he ever wanted to do, was be recognized for who he really was. Not what they made him out to be.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Loki - Complete
An Unexpected Explanation by loka-cameroon reviews
Loki explains how he went from the red-headed brother of Odin to the black haired son of Odin. Here represents the theory by means of a father telling the story to his son.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Loki
The fourth brother by MysticFantasy reviews
My take on how Jack met and became a Mercer.
Four Brothers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,263 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Jack M. - Complete
Good Intention by Darth Corsa and Darth Manul reviews
AU, ROTS, non-slash. Obi-Wan and Anakin on Mustafar. Sympathy is a weakness for a Jedi, not for a Sith. Kenobi lost the duel.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Ten Things I Fear by Writer With Sprite reviews
Alex writes about the ten things he fears. Drabble.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
An Ode To Forgiveness, Maybe by Writer With Sprite reviews
Alex writes a letter to someone someone he has to forgive.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Safe at Home by forty five reviews
The fear of losing one's child is the greatest fear of all. / follow Lucius as he fears his only child is dead; set during the final battle at Hogwarts in Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
How Things Turn Out by DjDangerLove reviews
"I might not always be there, Neal. Things don't always turn out the way you want them to." Neal seems to think otherwise. One-shot.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Extended Scene by Sinkme reviews
Extended scene from 'Not My Best Idea.' Loki goes to visit the soldier he saved from Laufey.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Loki - Complete
Hands to Heal by Silver Spider reviews
The battle against the Serpent is over. Loki's part in it is about to be revealed. Post-"Fear Itself" and "Journey into Mystery" tie-in.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Brothers by WerewolfDoctor reviews
They were as close as brothers. And that was the problem. A look at the relationship between Obi-wan and Anakin. Mainly from Obi-Wan's POV.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Nico diAngelo and the House on Grimmauld Place by Eowebrinda reviews
Nico shadow travels to London and breaks into Number 11, Grimmauld Place to stay the night. He sets off an alarm system Moody set up to know if anyone was trying to find Number 12. Naturally, the wizards have to bring him in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,314 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sirius B., Nico A. - Complete
Sky Walker by LoreWren reviews
How Loki found paths between worlds.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Loki
This is a Laptop by TwigTalent reviews
Darcy worries that Loki is spending too much time in his room, to help him, she gives him her laptop, and sends him on a task. No Darcy/Loki, pure friendship.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Needed: New SAS Member by Writer With Sprite reviews
Each member of the K-Unit puts out a job description for joining their team after Cub leaves. Includes a description of the actual job posting by the sergeant.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Where Did The Friends Go? by Writer With Sprite reviews
How Alex Rider meets Tom Harris. Drabble. Complete.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Brothers Always by shimmerdragoness reviews
What if instead of staring after Loki falling, Thor had done something about it? Alternate ending in which Thor and Odin don't totally fail Loki on the Bifrost, and in which Loki redeems himself...after several headaches. Reviews appreciated.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Misadventures of Loki by Erin Elric reviews
Post-movie Loki is given a task. Task he did not care for. He is on Midgar with no powers and the only way to get them back is if he does some good for the mortals.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Loki
Touch by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Thor used to reach for Loki all the time. There came a day when he did not, so Loki reached for Thor instead.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Sunrise by Selenite reviews
Thor wants to enjoy watching the sunrise alone. But this time, someone else discovered his secret place...
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Plummet by Angelstreasure reviews
Loki contemplates his situation as he falls.Disclaimer: I forgot to write one, so lets admit that no self respecting owner of Thor would write a poem conveying Loki's character and call it a day. Loki demands tribute in the form of reviews. Better listen.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Loki - Complete
Slumber by AresScarletRaven reviews
Ian Rider: Stormbreaker, what really happened. R&R?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Ian R., Alex R./Cub
Not My Best Idea by Sinkme reviews
A different outcome during the battle of Jotunheim leads to a drastic change in the events that followed.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,264 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Gomenasai by Fireena reviews
It had been so precious, so delicate, how could he not have seen. You never truly know what you have until it's too late, and it's gone. Parental Roy/Ed goodness, please enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Liesmith by Rebecca Hb reviews
Pre-movie. A take on the myth of Loki getting his mouth sewn shut.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Loki - Complete
Today I Will by Writer With Sprite reviews
Alex Rider makes a checklist for his final day of SAS training. Drabble. Complete & Finished.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Fanfiction by DaughteroftheKing97 reviews
Wally and Robin discover a strange website...hopefully funny, not slash, one-shot
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Nightwing
Movies Abroad by Writer With Sprite reviews
Key words for the assignment: Cinema, kindness, betray. Plot summary: Tom, Alex, K-Unit, movie theaters. Humor drabble.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Heimdizzy by TheRazzleDazzleDame reviews
Heimdall's never thought Loki's had a way with words...
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Heimdall, Loki - Complete
Off the Beaten Path by IsebellaLynnette reviews
100 Themes. 100 Days. Are you ready to rumble? Because I will be updating EVERY SINGLE DAY, except for when I'm gone at camps. T for some language and unpleasant stuff. ON HOLD FROM 7/09 ONWARD. *double update!*
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,228 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Gilan
Loki's Laundry by Angelstreasure reviews
Thor opens a linen closet and uncover's his brother's most diabolical prank to ever afflict mankind. Set before the events of the film. ONESHOT. Please review.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Getting Comfortable by Cricket99 reviews
Tony is bored, and Loki is up to his old tricks... oneshot! goes along with "Second Chances" but isn't really a sequel.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
How to Entertain Oneself on a Dull Planet by Mae Stark reviews
Some of Loki's shenanigans while stuck on Earth.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Loki - Complete
every rendering of heaven by Mira-Jade reviews
Where Thor was all the ferocity of thunder and storm winds, his brother was like the rain, consuming and clever – apart they were formidable, together they were a circle, complete. 50 Sentences
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Principal Training by Tidia reviews
Pre-movie, Dastan is new to the palace and has to catch up with his new brothers when it comes to school and weapons training.
Prince of Persia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Dastan - Complete
Enduring by LoreWren reviews
Frigga lost both her sons through the course of the movie. Her feelings on the subject.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Frigga - Complete
Of Course Not by LoreWren reviews
One-shot about denial after Loki's fall.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sif, Thor - Complete
Silver Tongued by Gracious Anne reviews
Loki learns slowly of his origins and about his abilities in drabbles and one sentences stories.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Loki, Thor
New Language, Please! by Writer With Sprite reviews
Alex Rider's English assignment: thirteen reasons to learn another language. Follows the "Fox is an English teacher" series.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Red, White, Blue and Green by Shipperwolf reviews
After suffering another defeat at the hands of his brother, Loki is forced to exist in a world that does not trust him. And while Thor has faith in his brother's rehabilitation, Jane is understandably wary. An Avenger-verse holiday fic.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Loki, Jane F. - Complete
50 Things Alex Rider Will Never Do by Writer With Sprite reviews
Summary: Alex's teacher gives him an unorthodox English assignment - to write about 50 things he would never do. What does Alex write about?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Complete
The Challenge by TimTamie reviews
Jace finds out that Clary is being bullied at school so he enrols himself to get revenge, as does Alec, to keep him from making a scene, Isabelle, just for the heck of it, and Magnus to be with Alec. Chaos ensues.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Jace W., Clary F.
For The Want of A Father by Writer With Sprite reviews
How does Alex Rider spend his Father's Day without his father? The answer may surprise you. COMPLETE.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Raising Loki by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Frost giant babies are not the same as Asgardians. Frigga and Odin learn this the hard way.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Frigga, Loki - Complete
Lullaby by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Frigga loves Loki. He will always be her precious child, no matter his age.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Frigga, Loki - Complete
Frozen Hatred by InfluencedThought reviews
Loki's return to Asgard brings forth many things, of course there was no way Thor would have expected his brother's honesty. Years of pent up betrayal, hurt and jealousy Loki finally voices his feelings towards his family. Rated T cause I dont rate less
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Letting Go by Invader Designia reviews
Feeling a relief unknown to him, a smile crossed his face. A smile full of more sorrow than could be expressed by words. "LOKI NO!" Major angst, spoilers if you haven't seen the movie.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Loki, Odin - Complete
Nightmare by TopazFlame7 reviews
Loki was alone in his room, a sliver of moonlight coming through a gap in his curtains. He was tangled up in his sheets and covered in a cold sweat. Loki swallowed a wave of nausea and fear that overcame him again. As Loki reached the door of Thor's room, he threw open the door and ran inside the room.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Resurrections by Katsuko1978 reviews
He had neglected the opportunity for a second chance once before. He wouldn't make the same mistake twice. Written for hc bingo and ties in with "4 People and 1 Person."
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Loki, Agent Coulson - Complete
Epithet by Katsuko1978 reviews
The loss of a brother is one pain he did not think he would ever have to suffer. For hc bingo.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Thor, Frigga - Complete
4 People and 1 Person by Katsuko1978 reviews
Full title: "4 People Who Thought This Shape-shifting Stuff was Weird and the 1 Person Who Wasn't Even Phased." Loki shape-shifts for fun on a regular basis. The central Avengers are used to this. The fringe members... aren't. Movieverse AU.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Loki, Agent Coulson - Complete
Madness by Shipperwolf reviews
Today is the day he gains his vengeance, and loses everything else. Sequel of sorts to "Masquerade". Rated for angsty hints at violence.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Not Amused by agent iz hyper reviews
Various situations with the Rangers - mostly Will and Gilan getting on Halt's nerves. Needless to say, he's not that amused. -first RA fic- Cheers
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Will, Halt - Complete
Valedico by Harlequin Sequins reviews
This is a fond farewell to living with shadows. Loki-centric.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Loki - Complete
Alone by TopazFlame7 reviews
"The cool breeze blowing over Asgard, ruffled Loki's hair and sent chills down his spine. It was midnight, or close to it. Loki didn't know nor care how long he had been standing there, on the balcony. Wisps of magic energy danced around his fingers, making patterns in the thick darkness."
Thor - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Ice and Fire by TopazFlame7 reviews
Poetry dabble about the final fight before Thor and Loki, what is going through their heads and what they want to change. better than the description.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
To Teach Me A Lesson by DjDangerLove reviews
When Neal shows up uninvited to Peter's house on their day off, Peter knows the perfect way to keep it from happening again. But this lesson might be harder to teach than it is to learn.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,773 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Neal C., Peter B.
Two Sides, One Coin by OneDarkandStormyNight reviews
In which Arthur realizes the significance of Merlin's smile, Merlin realizes what a bad mistake leaving Camelot with Freya would have been, and they both invent the first-ever noogie. One-shot for The Lady of the Lake. NOT SLASH, just brotherly fluff.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Behind Those Eyes by Wallflowergirl reviews
The instincts that raised the hackles on the back of one's neck, that warned one when something was watching... I knew with that extra sense that I wasn't alone. Pre-Season: hurt!Sam, angst!everyone. Outsider POV, sort-of.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,888 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
One of Each of Us by KCS reviews
H/C fic written for a LiveJournal community. Five times Bones comforted Jim, and one time Jim returned the favor. Full summary and details regarding title inside. Set immediately post-XI movie era through a projected second five-year mission.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,452 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Meteorology by The Illegible reviews
Even after all these years, the sound of thunder and the feel of rain on his skin still make Loki long for his brother. Oneshot.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Loki - Complete
After by Cynthialin reviews
Time is set after the end of the movie. Very short. Hope you enjoy
Thor - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete