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Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew, the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,227 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 3,483 - Follows: 4,660 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 2,686 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
I Love Your Existence by So.Spud reviews
He didn't expect anything of the tournament, except perhaps a Durmstrang student winning it. He most definitely didn't expect to meet Harry Potter, or to fall in love with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,253 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Viktor K.
Cigarette Smoke And The Morning Sun by Ashvarden reviews
When Harry decided to take a late-night flight on the Quidditch pitch, he didn't think it would trigger anything earth-shattering. Luckily, he was wrong. Slash of the Harry/Marcus Flint variety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,993 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Harry P., Marcus F.
Building Bridges by Melethril reviews
Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 182,447 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 4,285 - Follows: 4,914 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P.
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 2,075 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alternative Tournament by twistyguru reviews
The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,007 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
I'll Never Be Anybody's Hero Now by salty-sarah reviews
At the Wizengamot, Harry finds himself having a battle of wits with a very different opponent instead: Marcus Flint. Warnings for slash and major character death. Marcus/Harry. For my 300th reviewer, Lone-Angel-1992.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,098 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Marcus F., Harry P. - Complete
Two Words, Ten Letters by dorothywrites reviews
Mpreg. John hasn't been feeling well. He thought it was the flu coming on, but a sign on the bathroom door at the pub has him questioning his own diagnosis. And how on earth is he supposed to break the news to the baby's father? Angst/fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,267 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Another Super Harry Parody by puiwaihin reviews
Harry Potter goes after all the evil, manipulative, or even slightly annoying people in his life with a vengeance. Cliche fanfiction gets hit in the cross-fire. Super!Harry crack fic. Evil!Dumbledore. 4th wall? I don't see one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Tickle AWell Maybe Just This Once by EruditeWitch reviews
Harry has to get away for a while, or he is positive he'll spontaneously combust. Luckily, Charlie Weasley is accepting houseguests.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,544 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Charlie W., Harry P. - Complete
Learning to Love Good by Lia Kada reviews
After Ginny Weasley cheats on Harry Potter with none other than Neville Longbottom, Harry's heart has been shattered to pieces. He seeks comfort in the arms of his longtime friend, Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,230 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
My First Month as a Wizard by MSgt SilverDollar reviews
A/U non-cannon Fluff/Humor. Starts with Harry's first trip to Gringotts. Just a silly little one-shot I couldn't get out of my mind until I had it in the computer. Rated 'T' for Language. UPDATED 11/24/13
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,934 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
First Loves and Last Loves by blue artemis reviews
Ron learns the difference between being someone's first love and someone's last love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Naturalist's Assistant by Aebbe reviews
Deep in the Amazon Rainforest, Rolf Scamander happily pursues his research, largely unaided. Until, to his annoyance, he is sent an assistant. An assistant who is clearly insane...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Luna L., Rolf S. - Complete
Healer Who? by Miz636 reviews
Dumbledore has been forced to leave Hogwarts, Dolores Umbridge is now in charge, and... a blue box has just crashed into the grounds of Hogwarts? Crossover with Doctor Who. 11th Doctor. Takes place during the two months the Doctor is looking for Melody Pond. For the 2011-4 SIYE Challenge. Won Best Overall. Not Slash. One-Shot to be continued at a later date.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,126 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P., Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Sing Your Love by forgetmenotjimmy reviews
Throughout the years they've lived together, Harry has always enjoyed Ron's singing but lately he's been picking up hidden messages in his flatmate's song choices. Warning: slash, language, angst and Ron singing, a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,447 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5636 - Favs: 5,287 - Follows: 3,073 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Wizard Behind the Wheel by willyolioleo reviews
Who knew that getting a driver's license could be such a hassle? Epilogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
One Big Happy Weasley Family by Stanrick reviews
19 years after Hogwarts, the world is perfect. The only selfish, power-crazed person that ever existed was defeated, all the deaths the whole affair brought about quickly forgotten and the happy, naturally developed couples were eager to get started on making babies and giving them awful names. And of course it all worked out exactly like that, duh! What an epilogue!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 3,129 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Scholarly Pursuit by Acacia Carter reviews
Neville's life has been a quiet one, acquiring and sharing knowledge, widely known to be one of the best in his field. One day, an old friend comes to visit and changes everything... Complete. HP/NL slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,060 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
No Hurry At All by robst reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 3472 - Favs: 5,217 - Follows: 3,174 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Ode to Living by Acacia Carter reviews
There's just something about defying death that makes one feel alive, and nothing changes when Neville needs to get something off his chest... HP/NL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Anyone, Anyone But Me by brainchild reviews
If you had one wish, what would it be? To rule the world? To be immortal? To fall in love? Or to be happy at last? Harry Potter just wanted to be normal. He should have known that wasn't possible for him. Everyone else did. AU, PtDUni
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,513 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Greater Than, Lesser Be by Kneazle reviews
Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,841 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Password? by Aeromance reviews
After months of the common stresses of their fifth year, Harry and Ron have decided to get some much needed alone time. Luckily, they have found the perfect accomplice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Failure to Disengage by waywardvictorian reviews
Squeal to Fifty and Five Peaches, Harry is moping in America, Marcus is in England. This poses a problem. Marcus/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,704 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Marcus F., Harry P. - Complete
Unlikely Possibility by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Marcus leads Harry astray. Sort of. Not really but something like that. SLASH Marcus Flint/Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
To Be Loved by silentclock reviews
Harry Potter grows up on Privet Drive, where he is neither loved nor hated; rather, he is treated with indifference. Will his relentless pursuit of knowledge allow him to defeat the Dark Lord? Will he ever be able to live the life he desires?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,187 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 2,911 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
The New Hogwarts Headmaster by anonnatymousMARTIN reviews
Dumbledore is God-like, Lily and James were murdered by Voldemort and Snape hates Harry which is all normal... except Harry doesn't want to go to Hogwarts, the Dursleys love Harry and there's a new Headmaster in town. Crack, Dumbledore bashing. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Happily Ever After by Mirky reviews
It had been several years... Harry finds himself alone until one day he meets a familiar stranger who gives him, well, everything. Slash, Future Fic, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,474 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Colin C., Harry P. - Complete
You Can Have it All Revised by opopanax reviews
Revised version of my story. Post OOTP. Harry says he's had enough and escapes his betrayers. But his troubles are not over, as new information comes to light. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,305 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Sirius' Savior by Silverfawkes reviews
AU Sirius took Harry that night and left. What happened after that is my story. ?able Dumbledore Sirius OOC Rating for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 68 - Words: 179,902 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Death's View by shatteredstar21 reviews
Ever wonder what Death thought of Harry becoming his master? welll, here's some insight
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Meeting Bill by fringeperson reviews
Just a couple of small questions at the right time allowed for a big change in Harry's life. Of course, Harry's life isn't the only one changed, nothing is ever that simple. complete. do not own. eventual yaoi and yuri mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,821 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
The Product of an Accident by crassreine reviews
"What is your name? Sir, can you remember your name?" There was a hint of worry in the man's voice now, sounding unfamiliar with the American accent, and one could hardly blame him. Time-travel, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Not So Itsy Bitsy Spider by SyrupylikeBreakfastinMontag reviews
When Ron finds a spider is his shower stall, Harry is the one to come to his rescue. How will Ron thank him? Harry/Ron Ron/Harry HP/RW RW/HP Contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,020 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The 2 Boys who Lived by twilliams1797 reviews
What if...The alternate realities merged.. Both Harry and Neville were the Boy who Lived in their own reality.. and Fate has sent them both back for a do-over, in the same alternate reality Rated K for language you might hear on TV NLGW HPHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,598 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Harry P., Neville L.
The Dancing Lesson by Lebug80 reviews
At the Weasley's house Harry tries to learn to dance and ends up with an unexpected partner HarryCharlie
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
It's My Life by Fyreheart reviews
After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,383 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 3,917 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Unexpected Encounters by Corey Lin reviews
Five years after the defeat of Voldemort, a chance encounter on a London street opens new possibilities for friendship and shows just how much one man can change. Written after HBP and is not DH compliant. Now completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,965 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
And Bits of Fluff by Teufel1987 reviews
What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A train ride by flyin'rabbit reviews
Under slightly different circumstances, perhaps Harry would've had different friends too. Maybe he would even have made it onto the Hogwarts Express at the start of his second year. AU, obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
What The Raven Saw by fringeperson reviews
ONESHOT. DO NOT OWN. COMPLETE. Free for adoption. Harry was rotting alive, or it felt like it sometimes. He hadn't expected a new prank from the Twins to let him find a way to stop the rot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Harry P., Jack H. - Complete
Harry Potter and a Very Different Goblet of Fire by Mionefan reviews
A what if AU story where too many people meddle with the Goblet of Fire with surprising results. Neville is selected instead of Cedric and Harry is Fleur's hostage to rescue. Dark Dumbledore. Rated M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,803 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Royal Prerogative by Steve Jester reviews
The World of Wizards is autonomous to the World of Muggles, except in one case, The Crown. AU Harry/? not OC Political!Semi-super!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbles, Founders involved Happens right after "Order"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,576 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 2,354 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Hannah A.
In this World and the Next by robst reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 4271 - Favs: 5,849 - Follows: 3,008 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stepping Stones by Sasha Dimierez reviews
-Slash- After the defeat of Voldemort, McGonagall comes up with a plan to help the eighth year students settle into the real world. Harry soon discovers there really is life beyond the Prophecy. HP/CW -oneshot-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
To Bedlam and Partway Back by salty-sarah reviews
Backstory for 'Between Two Lungs': when Cedric Diggory finally meets Harry Potter in the infirmary after that Quidditch match in Fifth-Year, he slowly realises there isn't any going back, not for him. Warnings for slash. Cedric/Harry, and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,646 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 225 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Standing Outside the Fire by Bittersweet Alias reviews
SLASH: Justin/Harry: Justin knows what it's like to be inside and outside of the line of fire. He's seen hate, bigotry, and treachery way too much in his young years and he sees all the invisible scars that marred Harry's soul. Slight AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,326 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Justin F., Harry P.
Just Friends by xanthofile reviews
REPOST. Neville thought they would always remain just friends, but matters of the heart tend to outweigh matters of the mind. Slash. rated for future chapters. NL/HP OOC Begins in 6th Year and continues past graduation. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,865 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Evasive Procedures by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
A classic closet mishap, but with an unexpected guest. SLASH Marcus/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 285 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kind Of An Accident by alygdgrl reviews
Harry didn't know how it happened. One minute he was home, the next he was pinned beneath Marcus Flint and his perfect, delicious body. They were kind of an accident, the best type of accident there could ever be. Marcus Flint/ Harry Potter. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,061 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Marcus F.
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 3568 - Favs: 5,990 - Follows: 3,459 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Fine Then! by DrRaven reviews
Harry is found guilty of Underage Magic at his trial after 4th year... what happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 204 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4006 - Favs: 5,302 - Follows: 2,847 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Celebration for the Claret and Blue by salty-sarah reviews
On the way to Hogwarts for his Sixth-Year, Dean finds himself in unexpected company. Warnings for slash. Harry/Dean. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
Old Hearts Remember by salty-sarah reviews
AU: Blaise Zabini is the Black King, as his mother was the Black Widow, and behind his back they call him Black Death. But he may have finally met his match. Warnings for slash. Blaise/Harry. For my 200th reviewer Dreamers0rule0the0earth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,731 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Blaise Z., Harry P. - Complete
A Second Chance by rednekS reviews
The war is over, however not all went to plan. Many died. Too many. Harry and his friends are some of the few survivors of the Order of the Phoenix, and after the war, attempt to live normal lifes. However, it seems fate doesn't want them to. Post-OOTP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,092 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Thunderstorm by thepretender501 reviews
Harry is not a big fan of thunder and lightning. Flufftastic!Harry. *Warnings* underage 17 , slash, takes place during DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 3,648 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
Royal by Batsutousai reviews
Once, magical Europe was ruled by one family. When that family fell, the Ministries rose. The lost heir and friends have spent four years at Hogwarts, and it's time for them to change their world, but is the world ready for them? Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,961 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Phoebe's Magic by SilverFlameoftheWindScar reviews
In Harry's Fourth Year, he informs Cedric of the Dragons, but what if Harry was different from the way everyone thought of him, more-so than they could HOPE to realize? This comes out in the First Task...and it changes everything. CDHP VKHG RonBashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,028 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Nineteen Years after Ron Died by blue artemis reviews
Ron dies saving Fred. What does this one act change. Warning: Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How Will You Kiss by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Casting off his haze of grief over his godfather's demise, Harry Potter decides it's time to take action. He won't be alone; Mad-Eye Moody, Emmeline Vance, Tonks and Bill Weasley will be there to help. Not to mention the entire DA. Harry/Bill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,665 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - [Harry P., Bill W.] - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
She was Never Mine by keelhaulrose reviews
He let her go to save her, but he had always expected her to come back to him. And now he must accept that she's never returning. Written for the love triangle challenge on HPFC. Harry/Ginny/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,874 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not A Love Bite! by breeutiful reviews
Parvati's lips are sealed about who gave her the love bite, but Lavender won't stop asking. - ParvatiBlaise, Lavender
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Parvati P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Harry's Job Application by spiderme reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 100 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Great Road Trip by Pixel and Stephanie Forever reviews
Voldemort has been defeated, and the world is safe once again. To celebrate, Harry decides on a road trip. He sets off to drive back to London with the 7th year Gryffindors along with Luna in tow. Hilarity ensures at every part of the entire journey home
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,571 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 8,181 - Follows: 3,731 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9500 - Favs: 10,621 - Follows: 4,555 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Strange But Cute by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Charlie, needing a break from his mother, goes for a walk around the paths beyond the Burrow. He runs into someone odd. Charlie/Luna friendship. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Charlie W., Luna L. - Complete
Apprentice by Danu40k reviews
Rewrite: A visit from the future changes everything Harry/Hufflepuff Wiccan Re-edited chapters 1-3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,122 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3042 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hell I Will! by gphoenix51 reviews
What if? What if Harry had more contact with Sirius after his escape? What if Harry and Hermione made a new friend at the World Cup? What if the Goblet of Fire scene played out differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,669 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 4,133 - Follows: 687 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 3,510 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Name Brand by P.L.S reviews
AU At age 11 he is given a choice, and this time it might not follow the plans that were made ten years ago by the Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Vernon D.
Harry and the Founding of Happiness by teddylonglong reviews
Little Harry asks Santa to take him to someone who loves him. Will Harry be able to find a home in the magical world? Time travel to the Founders' time and back to modern time's Hogwarts! Partly childfic, partly OOC, Completely AU! Abuse!Dursleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 124,269 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Helga H., Salazar S. - Complete
Pretty Kitty by Cherry-Starburst reviews
Complete, Pre-OOTP, Fred/George/Harry. Ginny Weasley's new plot has some drastic consequences for one Harry Potter. Cat Boy!Harry WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,777 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 2,419 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
Divination is a Wooly Subject by KafkaExMachina reviews
A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
More Important Things by robst reviews
COMPLETE - My attempt at the Dumbledore Answers Harry challenge set by witowsmp, where Harry discovers his destiny at the end of first year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,726 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Jackalopes and Jobberknolls by Mede reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin. Then Harry Potter was Sorted into Gryffindor. A series of vignettes from Luna's perspective on the changes that result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,863 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 2875 - Favs: 4,965 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Curse That Killed Thousands by ga1661 reviews
What would have happened if Sirius's appearance in the hospital wing was not received as relatively calmly as in canon? Unashamedly Harry/Hermione H/Hr , but in a family friendly way; Bashing of Dumbledore & cohorts included.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,823 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 240 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Measure for Measure by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe reviews
Fornicate with the universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,716 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G., Katie B., Astoria G.
Harry Potter, Apprentice by rlpj4 reviews
After his third year, Harry is offered an Apprenticeship. This covers his summer and his fourth year and does not focus on relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 250 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Incorrigible Infatuation by Bittersweet Alias reviews
AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 3,144 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
Child Like Love by demonlifehealer reviews
Harry hates the Dark Lord, the Dark Lord hates Harry. But when the Savior of the wizarding world accidentally messes up a spell that turns them both into children how can they possibly substain that hate when they just agreed to become best friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
All Through the Night by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry awakens transported back in time over 500 years. Hogwarts is still being built and, amid the bustle, Harry finds the warm, nurturing parental figure missing in his life, in none other than Rowena Ravenclaw. Will Harry ever go home? Will he want to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,628 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 2,356 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Rowena R. - Complete
One Hundred and forty nearly Twelve by broomstick flyer reviews
My answer to Merlins challenge when he was writing Time Again, so this is my Harry back in time story, it is H/Hr all the way as during an accident 142 year old Harry goes back in time to become Eleven once again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,767 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Below the Belt by Anguis reviews
All Dudley wanted to do was deliver the letter and return to his perfectly normal, relatively pleasant existence. Luckily for him, fate and Millicent Bulstrode intervened.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Dudley D., Millicent B. - Complete
Intoxicated Babbling by Scorpia710 reviews
Stuck in a tunnel with an injured Harry Potter is the last thing Snape expected to happen. But when Potter gets rather loose tongued thanks to a pain reliever, will Snape be forced to re-think his judgments of the boy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,527 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Raising Harry by dhubigh reviews
After Going out for a meal on halloween to avoid guisers Petunia and Dudley are killed and Vernon is left to raise Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Time Again by broomstick flyer reviews
Seventy one year old Harry Potter, Headmaster of Hogwarts is given the choice to once again save the world or to remain and see his entire world disapear. If he choses to save the world he will be sent back in time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 115,157 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Future Imperfect by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 161 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 4,290 - Follows: 768 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Elementary Calculations by kcourtkat reviews
After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 4,290 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P.
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 3,628 - Follows: 4,418 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
Not Noteworthy by BajaB reviews
Notes were handed out to students, warning them not to use magic over the holidays "I always hope they'll forget to give us these," said Fred Weasley sadly. After first year, Harry gets to do magic at home. Light and simple bit of cute fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Canadian Intervention by cosmic-cube-keeper reviews
Complete, Over 125,000 hits! After the disastrous events at the Ministry of Magic, Harry re-evaluates his situation, and decides changes are in order, starting with a change of scenery. His destination: Toronto Ontario. Ind!Harry; Harry/OMC - SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 127,153 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 456 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Harry’s Twist by Ten Toes reviews
AU. Harry does some thinking after the DOM fiasco. An overheard conversation turns his world upside down and he decides to return the favor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 1,932 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 3,034 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 8,091 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 3,822 - Follows: 254 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 352 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The FitzPotter Scandal by Ramos reviews
Harry Potter was not really ready for a family. Who is? This is not really a Harry/Harem story - he doesn't even get laid until the very end of things... But it's funny. I promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Letters of Resignation by Memories-of-the-Shadows reviews
Suppose that Harry was a rebellious, antisocial teenager with tons of money and a certain eloquence? Au, it's fanfics darlings, and minor spoilers. Very, very minor. And cursing, let's not forget cursing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,073 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 223 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 2,862 - Follows: 497 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Loft by PCP reviews
Above a flower shop in New York, is a newly rented loft. Draco Malfoy doesn't want to get married, and Harry Potter is running from his past. Will they learn to love? Or will Harry's problems ruin them both...AU.HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 211,059 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 2,807 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of the Light and Dark by Priya Ashok reviews
COMPLETE AU after fifth year.Harry sees through Dumbledore and starts his war on both the Light and the Dark forces. Please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 220,039 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Logical Consequences by Laume reviews
For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 222 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 439 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3582 - Favs: 3,879 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,813 - Follows: 402 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Skin Deep by Vingilot reviews
Harry and his friends create a new type of magic embodied in Harry’s tattoos to keep him protected from his uncle. When the new magic works Harry is removed to Hogwarts where Dumbledore finally tells him the truth. Severitus. Written PreHBP HarryBill
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 231,238 - Reviews: 2956 - Favs: 2,807 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter the Power Unknown by Priya Ashok reviews
Manipulative, Evil Dumbledore! Powerful Harry! Clever, Resilient, Brave Snape! Alternate Universe! Brilliantly Intelligent Lily! The full story of Harry Potter Please READ & REVIEW!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,356 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Background Secrets by Calai'di reviews
COMPLETE: What if Harry and Draco were really friends behind all the insults and fights with each other? When would it have started and where would it end? Major spoilers for books 3,4,5,6. DMHP, FGL, BZSF, OWOC, HPCD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 172,733 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Heir of Magic by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Year 7. Harry Potter is coming into his magical maturity as he turns 17…but the stronger he grows, the less sane he feels. What will happen to Harry as he prepares to face Voldemort in the final battle?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44,628 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 196 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slippery Secret by C.T.Thomas reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for a second year of really REALLY flamboyantly gay adverntures Continues from where Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerer's Balls left off. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,949 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Hogwart's Express by Missie DuCaine reviews
Now boarding Hogwart's Interdimensional Express. Please mind the gap. Slashy. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 49,667 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 159 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 3,195 - Follows: 2,814 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 141 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
My Soul's Dearest Wish by shedoc reviews
Harry unexpectedly gains a set of parents at the tender age of 16 and you can figure out the rest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 59,074 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Court Ordered Diet by Surplus Imagination reviews
Events are wrapping up at Privet Drive. 'It's All True, Every Word' is now up. How will Harry finish things with his cousin? Based on a real news story, Dudley Dursley is ordered by the court to lose weight as a part of his punishment for his delinquen
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,347 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
My Place by Autumn Opals reviews
After the Dursley’s unexpected death, Harry finds himself whisked away to a place unknown where he’s adopted by people who are much more familiar than the area. Post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 74,521 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 5/28/2004 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Parallels by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 437 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The First Morning of the Rest of Our Lives by Dream Red reviews
Written in response to a wish in the Dark Lord Wishfest. Voldemort and Harry are the sole survivors of an apocalyptic ending to the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
PuppyDog Eyes by Wheezy1 reviews
AU. What if Hagrid took Harry instead of leaving him with the Dursleys? What kind of parent would he be? Humorous. Rated T for mild violence. No sex, no slash, no swearing. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,515 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 5,374 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prime Minister of England by ladylaughalot reviews
A oneshot that was supposed to be the first chapter of my version of year 7. Title says it all really. Couldn't finish it but couldn't resist posting either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
The Weasley Plot by loralee1 reviews
AU, Complete, post OotP, No HBP, The Weasleys believe family comes first, even if they are not blood, Arthur must choose his course what is right or what is easy, Harry Potter or Albus Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,808 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Arthur W., Harry P. - Complete
On the Wings of Magic by Bil reviews
Complete. AU sixth year, post OotP. Harry understands some hard truths, Minerva and Severus are drawn in. Not HBP compliant. Hero!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. HP, MM, SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
What Harry Potter Owned by marietsy2 reviews
Harry Potter finds out that he owns something very special. What will he do when he finds out what it is?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,418 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Unlocking Harry Potter by sarini reviews
COMPLETE! PostOoTP, PreHBP. Severus has been having dreams, dreams so real they feel like memories. What is his mind telling him? Severitus with a twist. SLASH HP?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 182,808 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Apathy of Freedom by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. [Sequel to Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy] The wizarding world has been freed from the oppression of the Dark Lord. And it appears they have learned nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,704 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 188 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. After ten years in Azkaban Harry emerges a changed man. Enlightened and respectful, he is creature of magic full of disappointment and shame in his own race. And yet wielding power that none can match.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,985 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 430 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
A Magic Beyond by Kiki Cabou reviews
It's amazing what an adorable six-year-old kid will bring out of a group of bitter, tired, college-age music students. Journey back to a time when the world was big, kindness was life-changing, and Harry Potter knew how to dance. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,950 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Different Timeline by Ryan Chessman aka Crys reviews
Harry wakes up to find the world changed around him AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,749 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 146 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
The Depths of Winter by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Complete. Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralysed in a wheelchair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,688 - Reviews: 2589 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Honeychurch Institute of Magic by darkmoore reviews
COMPLETE - Post Hogwarts - After defeating Voldemort and deposing Minister Fudge, Harry thinks that he has become unemployable in the Wizarding world until he finds a job that just suits his needs
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,341 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 232,551 - Reviews: 4108 - Favs: 4,020 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
A Tabby and Her Kit by uber grasshopper reviews
Minerva stubbornly defies Dumbledore's command and rescues baby Harry Potter from his uncaring relatives. How will she handle raising him without the help of Hogwarts? REFORMATTED bask in the italics!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,157 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Harry Potter & The Daughter of Malfoy by Fyrie reviews
Harry Potter gets in the way of a pregnancy potion meant for Narcissa Malfoy, leaving the boy-wonder pregnant. He's not best pleased! How is he meant to save the world from Voldemort when he has to go on maternity leave? (NOT slash - just silly) COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,896 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Complete
You Know Who's on First by Iniga reviews
Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
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