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Yo Everyone I'm ToshiUmezawa

if anyone knows where my name is from without googling it you get a virtual cookie

I'm a pretty normal guy , I'm 17 atm and I'm a musician I play new orleans style blues piano which is my main occupation.

I'm also a pretty crazy otaku I've read over 50 manga and watched over 60 animes and own an extensive collection of them on dvd/blue ray

21 Crazy things to do to increase your insanity.

1.At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In.'
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their coffee addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For smuggling diamonds.'
7. Finish all your scentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy.'
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go.'
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask 'Why don't the poems rhyme?'
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address your by your wrestling name.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won!! I won!!'
18. When leaving the zoo, starting running towards the parking lot yelling 'Run for your lives, they're loose!'
19. Tell your children (or someone) over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.'
20. Whenever you can't think of anything else to say, grin widely, bug out your eyes and say 'I have Pez.'
21. When in a crowded elevator, fake hacking and coughing. Then count how many people get off on the very next stop

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From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.

Tom and the Absolution

A great Character and a funny host; you will live on forever in this.

If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. Zaara the black, jmasta32, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Inugo Kurosaki (preforms Konso to help Tom and Toonami find peace), Ninetails101, Jaraiya's apprentice, Beast Keeper 9,ToshiUmezawa...

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

TV Shows I'm watching atm

Lost Final Season

Naruto Shippuden


Big Bang Theory


Family Guy

Darker than BLACK Ryyusei No Gemini (disappointing so far)

Attack of the Show


Robot Chicken

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

Titan Maximum

Manga I'm Reading



One Piece



D.Gray man

re-reading Rurouni Kenshin

Favorite Pairings In order









Favorite Bands

The Seatbelts BY FAR


Sara Bareilies




Sick Puppies


Utada Hikaru


High and Mighty Color


Rie Fu

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Silent Humanity by ShadowedAuthor reviews
After a surprise attack, Sabaku no Gaara is sent to a strange new world, injured and alone. Read as Gaara tries to survive whilst keeping his 'inner demons' at bay. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 260,162 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Gaara
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 955,659 - Reviews: 8192 - Favs: 9,589 - Follows: 8,809 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
The Raikage by Aragon Potter reviews
After succeeding in retrieving Sasuke, Naruto was banished from Konoha due to the Council's fear of the Akatsuki coming after him and destroying Konoha. 10 years later after being banished Naruto becomes the new Raikage of Kumo and leads it to greatness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 515,327 - Reviews: 2898 - Favs: 5,788 - Follows: 4,494 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Naruto U.
Divine Sight by Myrddin le Fay reviews
Harry was born magicless. But he had something else. Eys that saw energy. And with them foun a different path for those who were still young and willing to give up magic, and work so much harder for more destructive power. Maybe the power to change the world. However, the world become more dangerous when the Lost Continent of Elements is uncovered with the veil breaking apart.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,238 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 8/14/2008 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Naruto of the Ten Swords by The Fifth Rider of Armageddon reviews
On hold until a decision can be made regarding the new story, Naruto: Heir of the Juppongatana is made. (Abandoned, only being kept for future scenes)
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 128,630 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4160 - Favs: 7,837 - Follows: 6,679 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3693 - Favs: 9,415 - Follows: 9,396 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Banking on Her by robst reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3072 - Favs: 5,682 - Follows: 3,215 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sand and Swirls by DarkSwordMage reviews
Kushina barely survives the Kyuubi being ripped from her body, only to see the Leaf spit on her family and her son. Leaving the village Kushina travels to the Sand where she finds another child like hers another Jinchuriki Fem Gaara X Naruto pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,621 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
Two Options by AleryaLeveilli reviews
When she is rejected from being the clan heiress, Hinata has to choose between two equally unappealing choices. What could happen, and will anyone be willing to help her out? Not related to my other stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,512 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Hollow Fox by VFSNAKE reviews
Grimmjow and Tia died. The Shinigami King intervenes by placing them in Naruto's world to make up for the burden he helped create for Naruto. What will become of this? Read and find out!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,843 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Naruto U.
Myrddin Emrys Returns by General Kenobi SIYE reviews
Souls don't always live just once. They can return, typically in a time of crisis, if they are deemed worthy. This is about two such souls. Separated by houses. Will they find each other again? Will they even know? One Gryffindor, one Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 144,494 - Reviews: 1750 - Favs: 3,612 - Follows: 2,074 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Carry Our Burdens by rose-of-alabaster reviews
ABANDONED. Hogwarts needs protection. Protection that comes from something Voldemort has never seen before. The answer? Six Anbu level ninja from Konahagakure. Naruhina. Sasusaku. Nejiten. Shika, Ino, Kiba, & Hanabi much later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 124,258 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Boutoku no Naruto by Thanathos reviews
We all know that Naruto is famous for his use of the Kage Bunshin, the jutsu he learned from the Forbidden Scroll. But what if things had been different? What if Naruto had chosen a different jutsu to learn, a darker one? What would happen then?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,921 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Naruto U.
The Yellow Flash of Kiri by Narutofan401 reviews
Mei Terumi was visting Konoha to try and secure help for the upcomming rebellion she was going to lead. She didn't gain any help from the leaf, but she did leave Konoha with an unsuspected travel companion, one who also just happened to house the Kyubi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,292 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 3,003 - Follows: 2,740 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Panther King of the Shinigami by Sabaku no Kyuubi reviews
What if Grimmjow had died after his 3rd fight with Ichigo? What if his zanpakutou had picked Ichigo as it's new owner? IchiHarem.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 180,946 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Legend of the Second Black Angel by Namikaze09 reviews
Naruto takes a Raikiri to the chest saving both Haku and Zabuza. This action awakens his bloodline, the blood of Sparda. Will he take the path of the Savior and save the world? Or the path to Darkness? Naruto/DMC NarutoxFem. Kyuubi Naruto Harem
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,058 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Lady/Mary, Naruto U.
Demon Lord by n1njuraimember3 reviews
Instead of running straight to the bridge, the fox speaks to Naruto and leads him to a powerful force. Now able to control demons, Naruto is stronger, smart and more awesome than ever. being edited
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,788 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Naruto U.
Assimilation by Pockets Full of Sunshine reviews
Then he sighed and turned away, wondering what exactly he just got the kid into. R&R May have a pairing, but won't be the main plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,931 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Kenshin - Complete
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 6019 - Favs: 3,987 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto:Battousai of Konoha reviews
What if when Hinata was being kidnapped naruto tried to help and saving her unlocked his bloodline causing his uncle to take him from konoha and train him, what if his uncle was Kenshin. NOW STRICTLY NarutoxTenten *IM BACK*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,104 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
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