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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

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i don't belong here.

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Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 34,755 - Reviews: 2953 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 22h ago - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Lemonaid by Yukiume reviews
CH.5: SASUSAKU-Home. Sakura reflects on the aftermath of war with a midnight swim in the lake and is joined by the one person she had build walls to keep out. Will she be able to find the healing her heart sorely needs? - LEMONAID is now a collection of SasuSaku/ItaSaku anthology oneshots. -
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Marching On by therentyoupay reviews
ON-GOING. Collection of unrelated drabbles, one-shots, and ficlets. Multiple, various pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Sakura H.
Schon by ReuseTheReality reviews
Angel Puppeteer's Famous SasuSaku Work that we all miss dearly
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,423 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Lady Luck by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku AU. Sakura had never thought that the practice of bringing home injured animals would carry such great impact to her relatively simple life. But then again, none of them had ever been Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,371 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Equivocal by IceHaze reviews
Sasuke couldn't believe it all started with a simple game of Pac-man. [Anthology]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Wasted by Queen of Pascalities reviews
He's wearing a tux and I'm sitting naked on a public bathroom floor. This is much more arousing than it probably should be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,221 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Drops of Mercury by sarsaparillia reviews
Or, that time two rich kids tried running away together and accidentally fell in love. — Sasuke/Sakura; 46/5o.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 95,293 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
go the converse by arabesque05 reviews
"For me, Sasuke-kun has always been Sasuke first and Uchiha second. And I know that-...That even if Sasuke-kun is not always nice, he can be very kind." A confession, a discovery, and watching the moonrise: spring is a time of beginnings. — Sasuke and Sakura, in the span of ten years: 'I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,700 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Jock and Me by xXSoldierXx reviews
REWRITTEN/REVISED in 2012. AU high school fic. Beach parties, chick fights, pep rallies, bonfires, UST, and sports cars. Sakura is a sophomore transfer student to the affluent Konoha High. She meets Sasuke, a standoffish, popular, intellectual upperclassman and total jock and realizes she may have friends among enemies. Pairings: SasuSaku, slight KibaSaku. Mature content and OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,496 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Count Me In by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. I propose a road trip. Like, right now. So ladies, pack your clothes, makeup, and junk food, and don't forget the IDs! Oh, and, uh, some gas money would be nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,284 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H., Tenten
you make my heart beat faster by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
burns like a thousand stars by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
theirs is a story that hasn't finished yet. Sasuke, Sakura and life during the war. written for ssmonth 2012
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
audeamus by ohwhatsherface reviews
50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hot Water by WellHowAboutThat reviews
It's all a little more thrilling when there's a possibility of being caught. It all started with Sakura's simple mistake of entering the wrong section of the bath house. SasuSaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,347 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 90 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cabin Fever by A. E. Stover reviews
CANON AU - Sometime in the middle of the night, the wet trumpeting sound of flatulence ripped through the silent cabin. Sasuke/Sakura; Sasuke/Sakura/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Afterlife by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/ItaSaku/ /some SasuSaku/ /Dark/ /Collection of one-shots/ And, it was in the end, she realized: The beauty never really did end up with the beast. And, she was reluctant to admit that, compared to him, she was the beast.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
sweet supernova by sumenaa reviews
"I'm your favourite," he tells her quietly, and she believes it. — Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How to Date a Med Student by zagoorian athena reviews
In which Sasuke learns that dating Sakura isn't all rainbows and butterflies because his girlfriend is studying to become a doctor in the future. /SasuSaku. AU. Drabble series./
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shinobi Definitions by dreamscapenymph reviews
26 letters of the alphabet. 26 definitions of what happened before, during, mostly after. many pairings, sasusaku, nejiten, naruhina, among others. some unrequited. mostly fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Back for Good by the.terrorist reviews
Yoh/Anna. He carries that picture everywhere. Takes every opportunity to slip it out of his pocket. Looks at it for hours. Because he knows he screwed up horribly this time. He knows she's gone for good.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,539 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Anna K., Yoh A. - Complete
365 Glass Beads by stillouette reviews
SasuSaku. One-shot. This is how she remembers him, locked inside her heart. With a tragedy, a kiss, and a handful of glass beads.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the current you cannot escape by audacityy reviews
AU. SasuSaku. He isn't blind, but that doesn't matter- what does is that everyone else is. Two socialites and a long-awaited arranged marriage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
200 Days of Summer by cutecrazyice reviews
It was so ironic how the one person she never wanted to see again more than anyone in the world would end up being the only person she was stuck with for…oh, let's say 365 days. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 4,845 - Follows: 3,096 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Laundry Day by rainbow p3nis reviews
When Sakura decided to go all out on the term liberation, things really heated up. In reality, she was just out of clean underwear. SasuSaku. Co-authored by cutecrazyice, xfucktheglasses, and Unicorn Paige.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
investigation, the by wordbends reviews
Christmas morning in a high rise somewhere above Konoha. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Merry Christmas But I Think I'll Miss this One by Kurisutiina-chan reviews
"Merry Christmas girls, but I think I'll miss this one this year," Haruno Sakura tells her friends at the bar. Too bad things never go as planned, especially when one Uchiha Sasuke is involved. Though maybe that's for the best. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
of pickup lines and popsicles by fishtank reviews
AU. One thing will always lead to another. Always. —Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dirt Empire by sarsaparillia reviews
Two men, a car crash, a dead girl, and the aftermath. Life told in snippets, because that's all they can handle. — Sasuke/Kiba.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Sasuke U., Kiba I.
the lack of oxygen by ofalexandra reviews
AU. One-shot, Star Trek! style. They begin like collapsing supernovas and vanish like dark matter, and their world goes up in flames and silence. Of journeys and life, and the way they fall apart. SasuSaku. Prequel-ish to the spaces in between.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coming to Terms by the.terrorist reviews
Yoh/Anna. It is hard for both of them to understand that the easy life they have expected is simply not going to happen.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Anna K., Yoh A. - Complete
Colors of a Heart by cutecrazyice reviews
They were fifteen when she first realized that the blue in Naruto's eyes were the exact color of the sky when he was happy, and the exact color of the dark ocean when he was grieving. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Record Sixx by A. E. Stover reviews
AU — "You're the one putting words in your mouth," Suigetsu jeered teasingly. "Sasuke's only interested in putting something else in your mouth..." COMPANION FIC TO "HOW TO GET A BOYFRIEND". Sasuke/Sakura; Naruto/Sakura; Sasuke/Naruto; Suigetsu/Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Drawing Board by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Because Konoha has too many citizens and they each have too many stories to tell. Drabble collection, pairings vary. 59: Neji and Sakura, finding little glimmers of hope in the worst kind of hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 61,308 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Counting Down the Days by the.terrorist reviews
Yoh/Anna. Hugging his pillow to her, his scent washing over her, she feels as though he is right next to her. And she needs nothing more.
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Anna K., Yoh A. - Complete
to be juliet's secret by xdecoydreams reviews
He forgets how fragile she really is. 04: He's brilliant, but there's so much he has to learn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
the spaces in between by ofalexandra reviews
AU. One-shot, Star Trek! style. Space is infinite, she knows, and they break and collide like a thousand dying suns. Of the universe, and the way they come together. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Despotic, Quixotic and Everlasting by BlueGreenApples reviews
SasuSaku. Drabble collection of various !verses.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,852 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Are they always like that? by no dang name is available reviews
Manta witnesses something strange between Yoh and Anna. Had they always been like that? Rated T for implied things. Also an attempt at being humorous. Forgive me if I failed.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Anna K., Yoh A. - Complete
Cuddler by cutecrazyice reviews
Who knew he would have the most unexpected habit? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
it's never as hard as you think by the general girl reviews
For the first time, Sasuke will chase Sakura. — SasuSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,680 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
masochism at best, and self destruction at worst by wearethebendbeforethebreak reviews
She thinks to herself, "He is like water, smooth, translucent and graceful. But me? I am the bottle that holds him. I am nothing but hollow. I am worthless when he's gone, and not noticed when he's here."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Summer by no dang name is available reviews
It's summer in Tokyo, and our favorite shaman is taking orders from his shaman queen. Oh joy. But summer's not that bad right? Yoh/Anna. Drabble. slight ooc. Again, attempting to be funny :
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Yoh A., Anna K. - Complete
His Wishes by sincerelyLen reviews
Uchiha Sasuke made two wishes. -SasuSaku Month-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Perfect Man by cutecrazyice reviews
"Welcome to the neighborhood, new neighbor! Please meet my family and our perfect mango tree!" Hence, their childhood begins as Sakura plays with frogs, Sasuke glares, and the mango tree watches on. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gossip Is Your Friend by cutecrazyice reviews
"Did you hear? Sakura got laid last night. Big time." In which rumors circulate, Sakura gets laid, and Sasuke is not happy. At all. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2767 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 2,232 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
tell me a love story by Neon Genesis reviews
AU. In which Sakura writes a novel, and Sasuke tries not to be amused when she imitates a blowfish. "Remember when you promised to never, ever abandon me?" Sasuke remembers no such thing, but he is missing the point. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Traces by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
They break and come together as a team. Even when everything else is lost, Team Seven will always have each other. -Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura, Sasuke, slight sasusaku,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Complete
Mr & Mrs Uchiha by PerryRulezDaWorld reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are married, but what happens when they both find out the truth about eachother? Will they stay together or drift apart? Mature themes and violence R&R
Crossover - Naruto & Mr. & Mrs. Smith - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,159 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Give In To Me by Little Miss Escapist reviews
The Duke of Slaithwaite has been above reproach in every aspect of his life. Of course, when it comes to the most important aspect, he screws up ducally. A SasuSaku Regency.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hey, What Are Friends For? by africana reviews
"You don't know it yet, but you're in love with Sakura—" "I'm n—" "And it's our duty as your friends to help you in your romantic endeavors."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,705 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Cleanse by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Because being strong doesn't always mean punching out the enemy. Sometimes, strength is best found in the silence. Sakura, 540-centric.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
SNAFU by Le Requiem reviews
Sakura always hated using the bathroom at these swanky soirees...in which Sasuke finds himself shopping for bullet proof panty liners in a tux. Assassinations and building jumps ensue. Not to mention a towel scene. — SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Pills Anyone? by eskeflowne reviews
"Um, Naruto." Sai said looking at the blonde across the table from him..."I have Viagra." I think you all can guess what will happen next ; caution !explicit content! SxS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Break by cutecrazyice reviews
When something breaks, there is no guarantee that it will mend again. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cataclysmic by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Five boys Haruno Sakura kissed, and the one she never would.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
Chores by Iulia reviews
/Sasuke-centric/SasuSaku/Uchiha Sasuke's life was a string of death and destruction punctuated by inane chores.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Why Sasuke? by Lucillia reviews
Naruto confronts Kakashi about his blatant favoritism towards Sasuke, and the response Kakashi gives him was somewhat surprising. Kakashi was a ninja afterall.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
two seconds away from home by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. Non-massacre. You don't need to be extraordinary to have an extraordinary story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Alternatives by ncfan reviews
He was all set for bloody revenge until Karin got one of her infamous bright ideas and gave him a business card she'd picked up in the last village. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Karin - Complete
Do Not Ignore This by Sharinganblossom reviews
"Dear Applicant, This is in no way an attempt at molestation, abduction, or anything else that is bad and might be running through your mind right now." He really should have thrown it away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Schneewittchen by angel puppeteer reviews
AU/ He doesn't believe in Alice and Mad Hatter being madly in love, and Muffin Man who loves the Gingerbread Woman. But he meets her. And desperately, he wants a Happy Ending.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,495 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Warning Signs by snappleducated reviews
It's a one-shot revolver. — SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
fading away by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "I don't care what drugs they injected you with. You are Sakura, and you are everything I value, so I'll do everything in my power to save you—whether you want it or not."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,860 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
love is by Seynee reviews
Sometimes love isn't seeing fireworks when you kiss, skipping beats when he looks at you, or blushing when he says you're beautiful. Sometimes love is more of a soft touch, a quiet concern, a gentle embrace. Sometimes, love just is. — Sasuke, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Always Running Out of Time by a warrior queen reviews
The clock is ticking. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,271 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
My Prince by sincerelyLen reviews
After a Disney Movie Marathon, Sakura begins to contemplate which Disney Prince better suits her taste in romanticism and if Fairytales truly exist… SPOILERS for Tangled
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dribble Drabble by LadyPassionofHate reviews
A collection of little drabbles written for your enjoyment.SasuSaku Rated for language and innuendo. More drabbles will be added as I write them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Returning the Pain by insomaniac1 reviews
Beating Narutoverse clichés to death so you don't have to. /srsly.\ Looking for a good story to read? Me, too. In the interim, here's a bunch of crack one-shots to help kill some time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 109 - Words: 75,111 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U.
terminal velocity by Melitza reviews
Given another chance, another time, another place - they could have been great. This is their story - a slice of life and second chances, in which fate acts as gravity between them. A sasusaku in the making. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,251 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
a pathological anatomy of the heart by arabesque05 reviews
A sasusaku: this is no tragedy. She believes it. -medical!au-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Enough For Now by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
There are eight years between the ages of twelve and twenty and Sakura changes with the seasons. Its a long and dusty road to happiness but just maybe they can still find the ending that fits. Sakura-centric, team 7 introspective, minor sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Spite of the Nail by MintiNeko reviews
Nonmassacre AU. drabbles. Some things change, some things stay the same. 04: Post Chuunin Exams. Sasuke thinks, Sakura sleeps, and on this night in this alternate universe, things go well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Next Door Scandal by CelestialCircumference reviews
With the house to themselves, Sasuke invites Sakura over unaware that his brother has been entertaining some naughty thoughts about his girlfriend. SasuxSaku with a side of ItaxSaku. One-shot. Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Intimacy Between Strangers by coconutmandarin reviews
They are complete strangers…yet they might as well be lovers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Parental Control by Orange Sherbet reviews
Sakura's parents can't stand their daughter's boyfriend, so they've taken matters into their own hands. Based off the show Parental Control.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Heated by BlushingLotus reviews
"How do I treat hypothermia?" Sasuke asked, hands on his hips. Sakura was glad she didn't giggle out loud at the fact Uchiha Sasuke had to play nurse. Slightly AU, SasuSaku, Lemon. Bonus Chapter added!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,064 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Duty by yuugiri reviews
Sai commanded his ever-behaved mouth to smile. "Show me." Naruto frowned. "Show you what?" Sai continued to smile. It was just the boyfriend's call of duty. SaiSaku, with a side of Naruto cuteness. Story not to be taken seriously.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Shaman King in Fifteen Minutes! by ShatteredLyre reviews
Or how SK is actually the product of severely bored high schoolers who needed to BS an assignment. "What if we all existed in an alternate universe? And instead of being boring students, we were something cool...like shamans?" Ren snorted. "Yeah, right."
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Anna K., Yoh A. - Complete
Wicked Little Pieces by Wicked Enough reviews
/SasuSaku/Unrelated Drabble Collection/19: STUCK/ Because life's broken into a million pieces, each one so small and sharp it's hard to avoid the edges...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 7,532 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Venom by BlushingLotus reviews
When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Simple Appreciation by Cinma reviews
Sasuke liked girls with long hair... it was a shame that she cut hers. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Streets of Chicago by Neon Genesis reviews
Chicago!verse. Gunshots, and kidnapping, and waffles. No one said being a gangster is easy. Sasuke x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 103 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Boxes by ShatteredLyre reviews
Hell hath no fury like a scorned, enraged, possibly massively homicidal woman. Namely, Kyoyama Anna. So how the hell did she end up engaged of all things? Mistaken identity, of course. -For djyxa-
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Anna K., Yoh A. - Complete
Spring Rain and Winter Storms by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Various short oneshots of varying length, theme, and rating. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,968 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Deadlines by Queen of Pascalities reviews
The end of their family, of their world is near, and they know it. They've faced deadlines before, all kinds of them, but losing what served as their home felt like half of each of them was ripped away.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
mouse & rice by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "What do you think love is, Sasuke-kun?" "How would I know?" "I think love is being with someone when they die." "That's morbid." "I know. Love is hearing that last, shuddering gasp escaping their lips, like a final wisp of smoke."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
shades of grey by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. 05. Before she said baby. Like ONE. Now she's saying babies. Like... MORE than one. What the hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
table talk by the blanket reviews
AU. ONESHOT. SASUSAKU with a side of ITACHI. In which two is company and three is clearly a crowd. Really, it was all Sasuke's fault, anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Unwelcome Passenger by Iulia reviews
The Uchiha Family gets an uninvited and unwelcome passenger in their car
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Thought She Knew by Ardent Ly reviews
She was such an annoying girl. His hints were more than clear– he brushed his hand against hers whenever he got the chance, he often paid for her late night dinners at Ichiraku... so why the hell hadn't she figured it out? DRABBLE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In God We Trust by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Thirteen truths about the gods and mortals of the Shinobi World.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
funbari midnight by Keitorin Asthore reviews
When Anna finally returns to Funbari Hill, she doesn't know if she'll ever be able to be a true mother to Hana. But when neither mother nor son can sleep, they have a chance to get to know each other. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Shaman King - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Anna K., Hana A. - Complete
Raining Coincidence by gimmeabreakxD reviews
AU. "You make it sound so unromantic, Sasuke." He thinks it's a coincidence. She believes it's destiny. Opinions clash... and raindrops fall.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Emo Boy by MaskedxKunoichi reviews
-SkaterBoi parody- SasuSaku...or maybe not. Just look and see. "He was an emo boy, she said I love you boy. He never paid attention to her. He had a pretty face but his head was revenged-crazed. He needed to become strong enough."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
morning coffee by Xmarksthespot reviews
He does not see her, but he hears her. He does not talk to her, but he feels her gaze. He closes his eyes, and counts - he wishes that she was still staring at him. SasuSaku, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
because there's too much left to say by rawrchelle reviews
Sakura. Sasuke/Sakura. Team 7. Can’t you see? It’s always been you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
That's Amore by africana reviews
What makes you so sure I want to go out with you?" Sakura asked, an angry glare beginning to form. His smile grew wider and he placed his left hand on her shoulder. "What woman doesn't want to go out with me?" AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke Dolls by inkspot823 reviews
Shikamaru is watching as Sakura vents her frustration on some Home-made Sasuke dolls. But what effect will her frustrations have on the Sound Village?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Themes of Life by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
02. Humor. "I mean, really. Sasuke. Honey. You know I’d love you even if you were bald and deranged.” Sasuke/Sakura one shot series.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Tickle Fight by momoxtoshiro reviews
Oz finds a depressed Alice in her room and finds a way to cheer her up. MY 99TH FANFICTION! Fluff! Enjoy!
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Oz V., Alice - Complete
obsessed by iamuljjang reviews
Sakura has a lovechild and Sasuke is grouchy because he's not the daddy. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Questions by Elsa Hellenway reviews
AU. "When did the music die?" was on the tip of her tongue, but she seals her lips. She opens her mouth to ask, "When did law and lies become more important than music and truth?" but closes it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5486 - Favs: 7,603 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
When Sasuke Met Sakura by StereotypicallyAsian reviews
It's just you and your ego. Your Uchiha pride. You're so sure it hasn't happened to you, but all women at one time have faked it. Parody-ish. SasuSaku. Crack!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Misinformed by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Because Sasuke's a fool. He doesn't realize Sakura's done pulling punches.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blizzard by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
There are barriers between them, some that Sasuke made and some that Sakura puts up. She thinks they are slowly disappearing, though. --Valentine's Day Challenge. Sasuke, Sakura, and a snowy day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Better and Worse by loveandallthat reviews
She can measure flour, and she can measure the distance between them when he shifts away, but she can't measure "better". And that's what's killing her. SasuNaru from a SasuSaku perspective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Wooing of Sakura Haruno by N-AngelFire reviews
In which Sasuke returns to Konoha and decides to put 'Operation Revive Uchiha Clan bow-chicka-bow-wow to action. "Sasuke" She growled as his lips brushed her ear "What do you think you're doing?" "What do YOU think I'm doing?" he breathed. oneshot4Mari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Pepsi Theory by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke is forced to believe that yes, sometimes, Sakura knows better than him. "We'll make an impeccable pair." — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Window by Kiinari reviews
What do you see outside? I see green paddy fields of newly grown grass swaying lightly by the wind...little growing buds of red poppies by the roadside. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
supernova by rawrchelle reviews
Team 7. They make an entire world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Waiting by Elsa Hellenway reviews
AU. He calls, every night, without fail. Sometimes she picks up; usually, she doesn’t.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
perpendicular lines by smartalker reviews
Yoko meets a Kamina from a parallel world. The only problem is that where he’s from, she’s the one who died. — YokoKamina
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Yoko L., Kamina - Complete
Gone by twilightdazzle reviews
It took all of five minutes for Sakura to fall in love with Sasuke. It took Sasuke years and the pain of death to realize he loved her back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the Receipt by Xmarksthespot reviews
She wakes up one day to find an abundance of packages on her front door and a letter. Everything that she claimed Sasuke owed her were in those boxes. Sequel to the You Owe Me List.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Marco Polo by x.Kaze-chan reviews
“Let me give you some advice, when you encounter a one night stand—it’s a sign that it’s going to be more than just a one night stand,” his words sounded wise until he continued talking. “But then again, it could mean absolutely nothing too!" //SasuSaku//
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,842 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Maybe Tomorrow by Ardent Ly reviews
When he leaves his coat at her place, her heart nearly jumps out of her chest. Whether it was done purposely or completely by accident, she doesn't know. All she knows is that she wanted to dance. TWO-SHOT DRABBLE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Red Crayon by CraveCataclysm reviews
Naruto doesn't have cooties, even though he eats mud. But Sasuke does. Or maybe he doesn't?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the You Owe Me List by Xmarksthespot reviews
He wakes up one day to find a list, composed of fourteen things he has owed Sakura over the past several years. SasuSaku, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Its a Thing Called FANGIRLING by kattylin reviews
Dear Fangirl-or boy-, there is absolutely NOTHING you can do to stop my wedding, NOTHIIINNNGGG! so PLEASE stop spamming my mail with death threats or God help me, I WILL KILL YOU ALL! Good day.-#10:Who knew SasuSaku happens on a NON-naruto movie?-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
honey, you're a bit sharp by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Because even classical music is appreciated nowadays. Even Wagner’s appreciated nowadays. Of violins, secondary dominants, and maybe a little love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Last Petal Falling by snappleducated reviews
At this rate, the audience will start thinking that trying to kill each other is now the fashionable thing to do. — SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Like a Fan Girl by November Romeo reviews
Mikan sees Natsume in various states of undress. Mikan, the pervert.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
when you come home by rawrchelle reviews
Team 7. AU. Ever wonder why people pair others up in groups of three? Because it makes for awkward social situations. Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, and too much caring.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
prove it by ohwhatsherface reviews
Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Condom Flavors by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Sasuke, have you ever read the book Hänsel und Gretel? It's about this really pretty boy named Sasuke that follows a bunch of tomatoes into the beautiful and sexy Sakura's kitchen. And, well...let's leave the rest to your imagination."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
mine by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sakura gets territorial. Over a chair. Seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by Alory Shannon reviews
A fluffy little drabble set in the future, a year or so after Sasuke returns to Konoha. NaruSasuSaku friendship fic. Because there really isn't enough warm and fuzzy genfic out there for these three.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Freshman Girl by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
Oh so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy. //SasuSaku//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
cherry apple wine by the blanket reviews
AU. SasuSaku. He decided, in that moment, that she was lovely. “Does it bother you that you aren’t the only man in her life?”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,280 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Out of Tune by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Like a spell, he spiraled into one of his own cliché romances.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,688 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Piece it Together by Neon Genesis reviews
Alternate Universe. "Sasuke-kun... do you have everything you thought you'd have?" Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sou dayo! Dai Ichi Ai! by angel puppeteer reviews
Sou dayo! SasuSaku Love Anthology! It's a waltz. A never ending cycle. Of so many broken hearts, tears, and blood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 42,387 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Are you happy? by lord of the land of fire reviews
Sasuke finally has everything he wanted. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Oasis by Nugar reviews
They couldn't break her spirit, so they killed her mind. Dark themed but mostly hopeful/happy. Oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
Ignore The Comedians by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Lelouch x C.C. C.C. wants a discount, Lloyd becomes a temporary priest, and Lelouch finds himself married. Wait, what?
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
Little Messages by MysticFirefly reviews
Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
switch by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I knew it was wrong but I couldn't help it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Miss Vanity by Neon Genesis reviews
Chicago!verse. "Sasuke!" I wail. Leap into action, dammit. Leap! "Don't let him eat me! Do something gangster-like! Isn't that what you get paid for!" Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pink Day by angel puppeteer reviews
Rape has never been this good... Especially if it's Sakura and her teeth on your zipper. “I’ll unzip your fabulous pants with my teeth.” SasuSaku. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
victims of love by ohwhatsherface reviews
I can't do this anymore. You make fun of me and say cruel things and you hit me! THERE ARE HOTLINES FOR THESE KINDS OF RELATIONSHIPS.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Everything Is Alright by Neon Genesis reviews
When Sasuke returned to Konoha, it took him a while to understand his feelings for one Haruno Sakura: he wanted a mother. But what he found was so much more. SasuSaku. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Peekaboo by miikka-xx reviews
Kanon knows everything about Ringo. kanonringo. complete.
Air Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Kanon, Ringo N. - Complete
Me and My Gangster by Neon Genesis reviews
Let me tell you something, kids. There is no drug, not one in the world that can get you as high as walking down the streets of Chicago, holding hands with your sexy gangster boyfriend. Sequel to Chicago. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Can't Stop Now by shoxxic reviews
I want you to feel every scar.
Air Gear - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Ringo N., Itsuki "Ikki" M. - Complete
raindrops falling up by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. “It can’t be anyone but Sakura.” “Why?” “Because she’s the only one stupid enough to love me despite everything.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Chicago by Neon Genesis reviews
When you ride the same subway every day at 4 A.M., you start to notice the same people. For example, I became nodding acquaintances with the very pretty gangster sitting four seats down from me. Alternate Universe. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Home by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. How does your hair stick up like that? Do you notice my mismatched socks? Why are you so amazing? After all of these years, why don’t you see me the way I see you—as a place I can always return to?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fairytale Real Estate by Neon Genesis reviews
Ino points a manicured finger at him. "That," she says, in a tone of smug satisfaction, "is Uchiha Sasuke. Your date. Am I a great friend or what?" Alternate Universe. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The PartTimer by Ardent Ly reviews
Playing the stealthy ninja and kindly nurse isn’t enough to satisfy any woman. Sakura needed to have a little fun, too. Suggestive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Unlikely Pairing by paws-bells reviews
SessKag AU. In which the disgruntled villain is being rescued by the lively, spirited heroine. Unfortunately for her, he is no Prince Charming. Unfortunately for him, she is a mouthy wench who just would not shut up.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
the Spoiler and the Spoilee by Xmarksthespot reviews
Its out in theatres and everyone is lining up to see it. But even if she begs and whines and blackmails him, Sasuke Uchiha will NOT go see the new Hannah Montana movie....or would he?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Compromise by November Romeo reviews
In which he indulges her question, she calls him a pervert thrice and they argue over August. Oneshot, light and easy, like a Saturday morning.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
kiss me through the phone by the blanket reviews
CRACK // FLUFF. SasuSaku. “Sakura? Did you pass out? Yell if you’re being molested.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
mirrored smiles by Little Miss Escapist reviews
Majority of Konoha's clueless denizens expected the eldest Uchiha heir to chase after his father's shadow. They were very much surprised to watch him chase after Sakura's. --- oneshot, implied sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What a Coincidence by Nexlei reviews
We've all seen them. Those god awful fics filled with Mary Sues, over dramatic plots, and little to no characterization. Someone needed to parody them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the makings of a goddess by Little Miss Escapist reviews
On the battlefield, they call her Death. Sakura breaks and blooms and finds her place. introspective gen. implied ss and nt. oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Room 21 by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Because, trust me, drinks and condoms CAN lead to the proof of one's sexual orientation—and babies, but that's a whole other story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Euphemisms by Nymbis reviews
Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H.
Avenger by Little Miss Escapist reviews
He is an avenger, so he leaves his soul in her eyes and his heart in her fingers. --- Sasuke, Sakura, SS, NS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Baby Brother by MintiNeko reviews
Itachi meets his little brother for the first time. Utterly pointless Uchiha family fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 4,246 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cosplay by MistShift reviews
The Host Club members are dressing up! Can you figure out who everyone is playing?
Crossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Handlebars by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Because best friends can't fall.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,639 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Maid Number 167 by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
SasuSaku AU// She was known as Maid no.167 out of 254 servants in the Uchiha household. She has a name, but only her dorky roommate knows it. He was known as the God of Sex and guess what? His name was even more popular than Jesus. Uhoh I sense chemistry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,134 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Story by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Because when they married, he didn't really know how to be a husband. But she had eternity to teach him. Sasuke/Sakura. First year married.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fresca by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Sakura, you know how I feel about you, but I'd like to wait, you know, till marriage for that kind of thing.” gift!fic for Julia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Whisper by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "What do you want me to say?" Sasuke asked, shuffling uncomfortably. “That you'll be with me until the end of time and finally admit to your undying—” Sakura paused for a moment, realizing the word she left off at. “—er...eternal love for me.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nail Polish by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Essentials? Sakura, be rational. Water, food, shelter, cloth...—" He paused to plaster on his typical, smug smirk. "Well, not clothing—...those are essentials."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the pheonix rises from the ashes by smartalker reviews
You will lose everything. — SakuraSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pillow Talk by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Ed and Winry have a long overdue conversation. He's saved the world... now what? EdWin. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Of Firemen and Pyromaniacs by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Wherein three girls discuss the biggest news in all of Konoha. Beware, the fan girls go crazy when Sasuke dear starts dating. SASU/SAKU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
happy birthday by smartalker reviews
Just because he got his girlfriend socks for her birthday does not mean that Neji is socially awkward. Well, he is. But he actually has a good reason this time. — NejiSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
dreamscape by smartalker reviews
Are you still the same person when you live another life? Do you love the same people? Do you even know them? — NejiSakura AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
pitfalls of perfection by smartalker reviews
My name is Marianna Anastasia Rinslet Ysabell Summer Underground Empress. But you can call me Mary Sue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
lipgloss by rosenknoppen reviews
He was just checking.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the talk by smartalker reviews
Where do babies come from? — GaaraSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
hold me by smartalker reviews
Temari! Gaara just touched a girl! — GaaraSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
pretty ugly by precarious mind reviews
.:oneshot:. Sakura, ritually, never break the routine, likes to wear yesterday’s mascara, lest she be doomed to repeat./Clean slate for the failure, Sasuke thinks, and wants to laugh at the idiocy of the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flipped by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gotta Catch'em All by Xmarksthespot reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot -- He gave her the Uchiha necklace. They were to marry, but, she didn't want to wear it. "Sasuke-kun...your clan symbol looks like a pokeball..."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
For one more day by iMissa reviews
What if you had another chance at life? If you could go back and erase every mistake, every blemish from your past life? Would you do it, despite the consequences? Uchiha Sasuke is about to find out. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,642 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
time to dance by ohwhatsherface reviews
5drunkfics. SasuSaku. She didn't choose this role, but she'll play it and make it sincere.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rum and Coke by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. AU. “I’m Sasuke, and I think you’re the girl that kissed my girlfriend.” Cowritten with ANGELforSHOW.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My Everything by lucidic reviews
AU. You're my first, you're my last, you're my everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to Put the Bun in the Oven by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Lovely Thing Called: Testosterone by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Get a room!" Naruto scoffed at the kissing couple. Pause. "WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" He yelled at Sasuke. The Uchiha smirked, "You just told us to get a room."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Magnetized by Aelibia reviews
A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,365 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Superhero by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Sasuke in spandex. Need I say more?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
If You Play Your Cards Right by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Reality can be so much better than a stupid fairytale. Sasu/Saku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chiaroscuro by iMissa reviews
Life is a journey and yours is filled with wrong turns, wrong ideas, wrong choices. Maybe, for one last time, you can be Sasuke-kun. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Sweetest Victory by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
Sakura bets her teammates can't best her in genjutsu, and naturally, things get out of hand. slight NaruSakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,544 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cafe by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Because sometimes, there are more interesting things in cafes than the coffee.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
brighter than sunshine by ohwhatsherface reviews
30kisses. SasuSaku. Tied up in ancient history, I didn't believe in destiny. I look up, you're standing next to me. What a feeling...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 22,878 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
unwritten by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So there's something I've always wanted to say to you.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Homecoming Queen by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Because some moments are just too precious to ever let go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Art of Being Strong by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Because in the end everything he's ever done, every step he's ever taken, has been for them...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
When it Rains by Roses of Sharon reviews
When it rains, it pours. Tiny raindrops, moments, yet, they could make such an impact on the surface of the world. 50word drabbles. Var. Pairings. Gen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 10,375 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Fly by mrie reviews
He is fifteen, he is sixteen, he is seventeen. He is learning, he is growing, he is changing. He is twenty three and he is more than recovered. /Team Seven Sasuke x Sakura/
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The chronicles of drabbles by iMissa reviews
Drabbles about everything and anything. 15: Character drabbles, because everybody needs a counterpart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,838 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
PS I Love You by iMissa reviews
Naruto’s a matchmaker, Sakura’s oblivious, and Sasuke’s swimming in a river in Egypt. They’re going to kill a lot of trees before they get anywhere. Cowritten with Epiff Annie. SasuSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
sticks and stones by the blanket reviews
CRACK. Dialogue. SasuSaku. “Doesn't make sense? Sure it does. Your Sharingan? Red. Your skin? Pasty. Clearly, you're albino. And, also, P.S, Sasuke-kun. There’s this thing called sunlight. Get some.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Faux Pas by MintiNeko reviews
Mikoto is paranoid that her son will follow his father's courtship patterns. Non massacre. FugakuMikoto,SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Safeguard by MintiNeko reviews
Sasuke's first kiss was with Naruto. Sakura's first kiss was also with one of the same sex. Surprisingly, she didn't mind too much. After all, under jutsu or not, it's still Sasuke. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cover Girl by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She says that he's the most gorgeous man she's ever laid eyes on. He says she's perfection in a picture. They won't say what counts, but it's still love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fake Sasuke is the Best by recodan reviews
Quick Fic. What is Sasuke woke up and felt a little out of charecter?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
ctrl c, ctrl v by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Team7. I don't understand. This level of failure should not be possible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
let's toss this coin by Little Miss Escapist reviews
Tsunade, the life she once led, the team she once had, the team now ready to shine, and Sakura. gen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Tsunade S., Sakura H. - Complete
Blessings by MintiNeko reviews
On the day of Sakura and Sasuke's wedding, many of the attendants come from the afterlife to bear witness. Not all of them, however, are from the groom's side.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Girl Plus Boy by chasing tomorrow reviews
.sasuxsaku. .one-shot. Turning his head slightly to smirk at the now outraged slut, he wrapped an arm around my waist and kissed me roughly, full on the lips with such passion that I couldn’t help but stare in complete shock at his beautiful face.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,407 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. I don't love you anymore, and this is not a love letter, she says. Sasuke refuses to believe it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Try Honesty by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. What do you think of me?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
morning encounters of inevitable love by lucidic reviews
“I think that possibly–maybe, I’ve fallen for you.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
loving is a freaking art by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. It's the chase, isn't it? The thrill of the chase. You're bored. Your brother is dead and now you have no one to chase, so you're chasing me. Right? I'm right, aren't I? It's the chase. Well screw you, Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
growing pains by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Missa. Team 7 with SasuSaku. Now, now, Sasuke, no need to get huffy. Are Naruto and I going have to give you The Talk?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
bright eyes by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Ren. SasuSaku. Yesterday, Sasuke told me that he couldn't understand why you were sent on those seduction missions all the time, considering he was pretty sure you didn't even know how to do a proper striptease.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
nips and things by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Pina. SasuSaku. He opened his mouth to attempt an explanation, but was silenced when she lunged at him, straight out of the shower and stuck her tongue halfway down his throat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
and this is where we start by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Ailey. SasuSaku. A series of sort—of love letters between Sasuke—Demon Spawn—and Sakura—the Kleptomaniac Shrew. Every relationship needs a beginning, and it's not love, if there's no hate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
naked sundays by the blanket reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I must have done something truly heinous in a past life or I wouldn’t be here, in this shopping mall, standing in a pineapple suit, while the Love of My Life walks toward me looking like he just stepped off a damned runway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
breaking the habit by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku] I'm scared as hell to want you, but here I am, wanting you anyway. Sakura, Sasuke, and breaking habits. And maybe, just maybe, learning new ones.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hush Little Baby by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto, Sakura. Sakura, the men in her life, and how they all abandon her. Usually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Fair Lady by precarious mind reviews
[ONESHOT][AU] But she is not crying, the other two finally realize. She is laughing, hard and irrevocably insane. [London Bridge is falling down...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
where she walks by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Oh yeah. Because this is REALLY how I want to be spending my birthday...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Aficionado by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mr McDreamy by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Just look at him. He's soooo hot! Everything from his chicken hair style up to his toe nails is just plain heavenly![AU][sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the art of denial by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku] Uchiha Sasuke thinks little of beauty, and even less of Haruno Sakura. At least, this is what he tells himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bleed For You by Vela Lacaille reviews
30 short looks at a relationship that is anything but peaceful and uncomplicated. In fact, with a love like this, who needs enemies? FuuxMugen. Complete.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Glow by precarious mind reviews
[AU. ONESHOT. SAKURA'S POINT OF VIEW.] I'm in love with my waiter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Whirlwind by illusioned reviews
Four kisses that are completely unconventional, and one that isn't. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Whipped by ohwhatsherface reviews
Various. The skirts and the dresses are nice, but these women wear the pants.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
kill something beautiful by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku. oneshot.] I’m going to pretend that you love me. That I didn’t have to ask for this. That I’ll wake up beside you tomorrow morning. That I have all the time in the world to kiss you, and that’s the only reason I’m not taking my time right now.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tough Guys Like Pink by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It Was Very Late and I Was Not Thinking Clearly by Aelibia reviews
It came from the bed. It was tired of being chained to the bedpost. It wanted to watch the Weather Channel. It wanted sex. The only question is: will the stove explode and set the surrounding houses on fire? Kisame and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Just Kill Me Now by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Watching him take all her orders kind of made her wish she didn't throw out that whip she had gotten at her bachelorette party...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Chips and that Other Block by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, Uchiha Family, peripheral SasuSaku] Do you know what YOUR children are playing? [“MIKOTO STOP LICKING YOUR BLOOD YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE IT’S BEEN!”] CRACK!FIC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sweet Nothings by Nymbis reviews
As it turns out, Sasuke isn’t very sexy. Sakura x Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spoiled by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Oh great. My husband's a sex addict.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Kunai and Grandchildren by Iulia reviews
[Oneshot][SasuSaku]And you try to imagine them – her grandchildren – that is. And in your mind, they’re all black haired and green eyed and they look suspiciously like you.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
From Those Things We Call Hearts by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Because Of All The Estrogen by ohwhatsherface reviews
Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dying Embers by Iulia reviews
[Drabble Collection][SasuSaku][Slight Naruhina][13th and last drabble][History]History repeats itself
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fashion Sense by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ten Ways to Die by H.E. Gray reviews
The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
The Chronicles of Itachia by uchiha.s reviews
July 30: Noisy prune lives on still. Parents found bear trap in crib. Am grounded. [WARNING: POINTLESS]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Addiction by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
He didnt care for her at the beginning, but most addictions start out that way. Soon enough, he was plainly addicted. [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Devotion by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
No one ever expected their story to be perfect, because they were Sasuke and Sakura, and things could never be easy for them. But still Sakura hoped, Naruto lied, and Sasuke was sorry. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Photographs by baby's breath reviews
When he left, he promised that he will come back and they would read the letter together when the time comes. But how will she deal with it if he came back... with a girlfriend that wasn't her? [SasukexSakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,159 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/12/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Awkward Moments by Heart's Door reviews
[Oneshot] 'No, Sakura, I am not cute. Teddy bears are cute.' An embarassing encounter between two six year olds. Honestly, where did Sakura learn her vocabulary?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heartless by Yummei of the Dream reviews
[SasuSaku] 'Revenge won't bring you happiness. Neither you... nor me.' He knew that. Dammit, he knew. But knowing, he realized now, didn't help either of them. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Scrabble and Daiquiris by asteriskjam reviews
Between his 'You're way too moody for someone with such a monstrous punch.' and her 'Well, your hair's too long, buddy, but you don't see me questioning your masculinity.' a friendship had been formed. [Neji, Sakura banter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Like A Lamb by Linay reviews
She is a willing prisoner and he hates her for it. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Room 227 by O-Renji-Un reviews
Faint words could be heard in the background…“I love you, don’t die. I love you, don’t die. Please, I love you, don’t die…” Twoshot! SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Here with Me by MoonstrucK 123 reviews
[Epilogue to Pillow Talk] As her marriage takes a turn for the better, Sakura decides to experiment and see what it would be like to tease her husband..SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Misunderstandings by ohwhatsherface reviews
When Ino falls pregnant and Naruto finds the test, being the good friend she is, Sakura claims it as her own, leaving everyone shocked, Ino feeling guilty, Naruto planning a baby shower and Sasuke ready to propose.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dogflower by desolate butterfly reviews
[InoKiba] If you asked Ino why she was with Kiba, she would tell you about the sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Stumped by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] Sasuke decided not to bother with finding a recipe. He was going to make something au originale. Because Uchihas did not follow, they led. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Empty Steps by the blanket reviews
[AU. oneshot. slight Sasu x Saku.] Most of the time, his eyes are closed, and there’s a slight smile playing on his lips. She relishes it. It’ll probably be the last time she’ll ever be this close to him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Photograph by arabesque05 reviews
Sai has one, and it's not his, but he likes to look at it, to pretend to remember a time when [notentirelyhis] Team 7 had been invincible, together. When they could have outshone the sun. And to pretend that maybe they still can. [Team 7] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
Everyday by angel puppeteer reviews
She said she'll marry him. After 24 hours.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Knockout by Rilina reviews
Sakura's always known how to throw a punch. Character study, genfic, set during the timeskip. One shot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Identity Crisis by Yummei of the Dream reviews
SasuSaku. Lime. It was too late that Sasuke realized Sakura had grown into a fanatic feminist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Haunted Portrait by JanuaryEclipses reviews
[SasuSaku] Of all the things Sakura thought she’d be, she never thought she would be stalked.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
Ficlet Medley by Wicked Enough reviews
/UNRELATED, 100 word drabbles/Ficlet 46: PAIN/ Hannya!Centric: Sometimes, bringing pain is for a worthy cause.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 7/14/2004
Amity by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
A prankster, a brainiac, and an avenger. They don't make sense, but they don't have to. [Team Seven Friendship][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Fix You by desolate butterfly reviews
[A NaruSakuSasu ficlet] Sakura's job as a medicnin takes its toll. Sasuke and Naruto try to help her as best they can.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Living For Your Whims by asteriskjam reviews
In her last moments, Sakura shows more strength than she had in her lifetime. And for the first time in his, Sasuke doesn't appreciate it. [SasuSaku] [OneShot] 'Stop it! Stop looking like you're ready to move on! ...Because I'm not.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Group Hug by False-Image reviews
It is unanimously decided that Sasuke is in need of a hug [Team 7]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Unconventional by asteriskjam reviews
He's mean. She's violent. And they're...dating? What. The. Hell. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Natsume Nullified by November Romeo reviews
Natsume has decided not to ask Mikan to the prom. Everyone's decided that he will. FINAL CHAPTER: What's the matter Natsume? You look completely nullified.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,280 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
In The Rain by MyFallenAngel reviews
[ SasuSaku ] Suddenly things become much clearer when it's raining. Random drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Night Teaser by forgotmyself reviews
Well the title pretty much says it all. She likes to tease at night. OneShot. SakSas. A bit OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Little Things by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
It's all in the little things. Random reflections on Naruto's feelings about his lovers and their relationship. NaruSakuSasu, unconventional format
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Next Contestant by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 151 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pick Me Up by Link and Luigi reviews
As all the important stuff happens, the jounin teachers reminice of times when things were less complicated and only Shikamaru was the chuunin.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
The World Ends by Ninjacat reviews
When it comes to Sasuke, living or dying for Sakura had never been a matter of choice. Dark sort of whatif set perhaps 10 years into the future, beware EvilSasuke!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
When You're Mad by Kookyz reviews
It wasn't that he didn't take her seriously, he just couldn't help the fact that her attitude... excited him. Long drabble One shot. Suggestive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tch, Pregnant Wife by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Watch as Uchiha Sasuke find his life turned upside down with his wife's antics driving him crazy. It's all for love. sasusaku. slightly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Devil’s Advocate by Yami White Rain reviews
[sasusaku, oneshot] One day Sakura woke up and realized she didn’t love Sasuke anymore. He was a jerk and nothing more. And, besides, that Kiba had become ridiculously hot over the summer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Brotherly Love by Blizzie-chan reviews
Ever wondered why Sasuke's so easily annoyed? [Crackish. Drabble. Slightly implied SasuSaku.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Once Upon a Time by liferegrets reviews
Once upon a time, Uchiha Sasuke did the unthinkable. Once upon a time, Uchiha Sasuke cried. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Misunderstanding by Blizzie-chan reviews
Thanks to Naruto, Sasuke's made a complete fool of himself...in front of Sakura. [Slightly Crack. Drabble. Slight SasuSaku.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Devil's Fruit by Wicked Enough reviews
/OneShot/SasuSaku/GiftFic for Nekostella/ Those who seek the truth must partake in the devil's fruit...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Sick by BlackBelt reviews
rewritten OOCness, sequel to Jealous Thoughts, Denial Ideas: Poor Sakura! First she gets the flu and is bedridden. Now her overprotective boyfriend and teammates are going to 'heal' her. May God have mercy on her soul.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,950 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What I Want For Christmas by Yummei of the Dream reviews
SasuSaku. Crack oneshot. And she enters, and her seductive innocence floors him so. And she's wearing nothing but a twoply tissue paper dress and ankle socks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Physics of Touch by Ivy Aithne reviews
[sasusaku snapshot] On a lovely spring morning, Sakura accidently bumps into Sasuke...literally.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I'll Never Forget You by DaniGirl101 reviews
ONE SHOT Sakura is morning for someone who has died... but who? Read to find out. Twist. Pairings, Sakura and... someone. Muahaha!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Uchiha and a Cat by Blizzie-chan reviews
An Uchiha hates cats. An Uchiha never loses. An Uchiha loses to a cat. How ironic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Without Reason by Ivy Aithne reviews
[sasusaku] Love is one of those funny feelings that is impossible to define. When Sasuke asks a sick Sakura what love is, how can she make him understand?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lullaby and Goodnight by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Seven centric. Slight NaruSakuSasu implications.] Babies and Naruto do not mix.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Be Six Again by myspoonslife reviews
Based off an email i reseaved. got bored then junked it up a little and TADA! AU SasxSaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stages of Love: Team 7 Style by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
Series of drabbles, 500 words or less, written for the stages of love community over at livejournal. NaruSakuSasu, het and implied yaoi, complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scribbles by white epitome reviews
Sakura accidentally throws a crumpled sheet of paper at Sasuke's direction and all her hidden desires... er, deep feelings are exposed. Erasers, anyone? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pillow Talk by MoonstrucK 123 reviews
One night, as Sakura speaks, Sasuke actually listens for the first time...SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
First Realizations by liferegrets reviews
As you stare at her sleeping face in the futon, you can’t help but regretfully realize, that your parents had not wished for revenge nor restoration nor pride, but happiness. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Warmth by Ecrire reviews
One shot A sweet Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto moment. No overt pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beautiful by FuckMePumps reviews
After so many years, Sakura still has a reason to remain beautiful... Oneshot SasuSaku. R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tomatoes vs Ketchup by Konoha no Uchiha Sakura reviews
Uchiha Sasuke and Uchiha Sakura both have weaknesses, and both of them know it. But the cute thing is, is that neither one of them have exploited them, until now...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pink by Lady Silvamord reviews
Sakura learns something from a not quite lucid Sasuke, and in the process, learns something about herself.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Late! by Soul's Confession reviews
Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
The Exchange by MindLezz reviews
Pride. Humor. Sweetness. [sasusaku, narusaku? friendly]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Snowball fight by Destiny1029 reviews
Team 7 plus snow equals a giddy Naruto, a beauty sleep neglected Sakura and a shirtless Sasuke. Oh let the revenge come.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Homeland by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Naruto x Sakura x Sasuke] There's a place for everyone. It just takes time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
Plushie Pr0n by Wicked Child reviews
There are just some things you aren't supposed to know about your village leader. Or his next container. Poor Kabuto. [crack!fic vaguely SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Three Weeks, She Sleeps by Annwyd reviews
Without Sakura, Team 7 falls apart. Kakashi sees this all too well, and he's almost surprised that he can't accept it. [NaruSasu] [Implied KakaRin] [Hints of NaruSasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Them by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
Group dynamics are reevaluated. NaruSakuSasu but NaruSasucentric. Het and Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unwanted Labels by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
Sakura comes to terms with public opinion of herself and her relationship with her teammates. NaruSakuSasu, het and yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Untitled by chanarix reviews
“Angels fall in love with angels. Demons know not what love is. Angels and demons do not fall in love with each other.” The Universal Rule must not be broken. [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trends by Coley Merrin reviews
There was a trend sweeping the village... SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Effects of Random Questioning by silent nox2 reviews
[Oneshot] Who knew a simple question can lead to that.... SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Two AM Toasts by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, Team Seven Friendship] At two AM in the morning, some things are a whole lot clearer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Complete
Red and White by Annwyd reviews
A wedding day in the wrong colors. [SasuSaku] [Angst] [Slightly AU]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perceptions of the Present by Ennah reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Sasuke and Sakura's daughter's thoughts on her parents as she quietly watched them resting in the shadows.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Maybe Definitely by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, SasuSaku] Maybe, just maybe, she's starting to grow on him. (But NO, she had to go and get all strong and reliable and crap.)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Simple Mission by Wicked Child reviews
He refused to believe that this opponent would best him. He was an Uchiha. He possessed the Sharingan. Nothing was too difficult for him to accomplish, pass, or defeat. [One Shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
And All the King's Horses by Icarusy reviews
[SasuSaku] Oneshot songfict. She's dying, and all he can do is hold her and watch...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Echoes by Calendar reviews
It will be Sakura's first real solo mission without her teammates. She regrets that she ever looked forward to it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Mourning After by Neptune47 reviews
How do you cope with the death of someone you love? Naruto and Sasuke deal with Sakura's sacrifice in different ways. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,323 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,321 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three by Three by Lisse reviews
Sakura knows they will choose her and she does not want the job, because that's the same old tune, isn't it?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/10/2004 - Sakura H. - Complete
I Watch You Here by ellonen reviews
In a cold winter night, Sasuke watches the person next to him and realizes how fleeting his being truly is. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Oyasuminasai reviews
A hundred nights in the lives of Sasuke and Sakura - drabble anthology. 16/1oo. Memory
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Samurai no Mazeru reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura on a journey of self-discovery, justice, hunger, and a whole bunch of swords. And Shino was there too. AU. Team Seven love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.