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Joined 12-02-09, id: 2166187, Profile Updated: 02-12-13
Author has written 26 stories for X-Files, Criminal Minds, and Fringe.

Hello everyone!

I'm currently working on a series about The X-Files, rewriting the episodes using an OC which I hope is very far from Mary Sue-dom and that you all enjoy her.

Also a huge mega Criminal Minds fan to the point that I am begged to not speak of THAT SHOW at home (hey, I live with my mom. It's cheaper), I'm working on ideas from that to.

Thank you to all the people who read, review, and talk to me-Katie, you top the list you are the height of AWESOME.

Love y'all,

Elsa

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In This Life by LoveforPenandDerek reviews
JJ finds herself in a compromised position with legendary profiler and lothario David Rossi. Short story series. Multiple pairings.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,181 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - D. Rossi, Jennifer J./JJ
Start of something wonderful by celticstarwolf reviews
She wanted to give him comfort, a shoulder to lean on an ear to listen. When did thing's change? Please R&R thank you
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,157 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, P. Garcia
Sin With A Grin by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Garcia looks at him - really looks at him - and sees his smile. Bright, unfettered. It takes her breath away. She only wishes he'd smile more... HotchGarcia, oneshot
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - [P. Garcia, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
To make a point by CruelDawn reviews
Set during Eclipse. Self-insert. A teenager decides to prove that the Twilight vampires are not truely vampires, but aliens. She uses Alice to prove it. Alice is not happy whatsoever. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
A Surprising Strawberry Secret by Someone aka Me reviews
"This team is like a family, and families take on the traits of their leaders." No wonder they were all nuts. For the October CandyLand Challenge. Complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Trickledown Effect by ilovetvalot reviews
Jennifer Jareau knew one thing...the Bureau didn't pay her enough for these antics of his. THREESHOT
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, D. Rossi - Complete
The Boss Man Cometh by ilovetvalot reviews
Garcia/Hotch/Morgan - When Derek Morgan steps out of line in a way only he can, can Penelope Garcia save him before the boss man cometh? TWOSHOT
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - P. Garcia, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Of Cats and Thank yous by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
Dave has something to say to Garcia and shows up at her place, where he finds a surprise! Written for Chit Chat on Author's Corner Fanfic Challenge Round 3!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2010 - D. Rossi, P. Garcia - Complete
Saints, Sinners and Penelope Garcia by ilovetvalot reviews
A Penelope Centric drabble. There were three types of people in his world...Saint. Sinner. Penelope Garcia.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2010 - P. Garcia - Complete
The Maddening Mayhem of Love by ilovetvalot reviews
Set post-ep for "Penelope". In the wake of near tragedy, David Rossi realizes that love might be residing underneath his nose. Rossi/Garcia
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - P. Garcia, D. Rossi - Complete
The BAU Zoo by ilovetvalot reviews
Hasn't everyone looked around at their colleagues at some point and decided that they work in a zoo? Why should the BAU team be any different. Team-centric.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Complete
One Night in Bangkok by mrytale2-5 reviews
Written for the fanfic challenge round 2!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/13/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Rossi - Complete
Live to Tell by canny-bairn reviews
My fic for Chit Chat corner's Fanifc Challenge 2010 Round 2. - Rossi goes to see Garcia after a difficult case and an interesting conversation. Set in season three!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - D. Rossi, P. Garcia - Complete
Satan's Heels by b-mystique reviews
A response to the Fanfic challenge Round Two.Strauss has a request.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2010 - S. Reid, Erin S. - Complete
Not as Things Seem by Angel N Darkness reviews
Dave takes Hotch to an adult store... What kind of trouble will they get into?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Rossi - Complete
Never Alone by ilovetvalot reviews
Hotch/Emily alternate ending to 5x02 "Haunted. Please read & review. I don't own Criminal Minds.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Aaron, Hotch and Hotchner by maleshka reviews
Rossi tries to peel back some of the Unit Chief's layers, trying to distinguish Aaron from Agent Hotchner when things get to be too much for the team leader. Set about mid season three. Rated for language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,342 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Rossi - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
It's a one time thing that just happens a lot by Starlight8 reviews
*S/OC* Severus Snape has the DADA and there's a new Potions Professor; one which Snape just can't leave alone. Fully updated and edited... and now *COMPLETE* Finally!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 372,645 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 12/30/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
Anger, Arguments and Appendicitis by Aqua Mage reviews
A different way that Gibbs and Ducky could have reconciled after Mexico. One that is more painful for Gibbs, obviously! Oneshot, Gen, some spoilers for late season 3 and early season 4.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ducky M. - Complete
That Whole Petting Thing by Denaliyasha reviews
You could be doing some macho sulking thing about not getting to protect me any more... GAbby.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
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Doyle is Dead reviews
Five years after 'Lauren', Ian Doyle is dead and a very different Emily gets to come home. Will have much JJ, also.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - E. Prentiss
Don't Fear reviews
After Hotch is released from the hospital, Rossi takes him home to recover from Foyet's attack. Now twoshot. May or may not be slash-try squinting!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Rossi - Complete
Beware the Jabberwock reviews
Casefic! Garcia is sent out with the team hunting a serial killer in January, Florida.Rated for later chapters.Now Complete!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - P. Garcia, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The Last Safe Place reviews
Post 'Exit Wounds', Hotch and Rossi talk on the flight home. Slashy overtones, don't like don't read. Rated for language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Rossi - Complete
Four Rooms reviews
In 'Exit Wounds', there were four bedrooms for seven agents. This was what happened on the first night in each. First Chapter is Morgan/Garcia,2nd is JJ/Em, 3rd is Rossi/Reid, 4th is Hotch/Jack. Now complete!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
A Couple on the Street reviews
Based on a sonnet by Garrison Keller, about Rossi and Garcia, the oddest couple in the BAU If CBS let them pair off, duh . Will be multi-chapter.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,038 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - D. Rossi, P. Garcia - Complete
Lullaby and Goodnight reviews
Hotch's reaction to JJ being taken away by the Pentagon. I know, it only aired tonight, couldn't help myself. Spoilers!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/29/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
When I Look to the Sky reviews
After returning from L.A. and the Prince of Darkness case, Morgan goes to see Garcia.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2010 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
Lemon Squares reviews
For the latest incarnation of ilovetvalot's Fanfic Challenge-Hotch forgets an anniversary and Rossi reminds him. Veers into the slashy, don't like don't read!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2010 - D. Rossi, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
It Begins With A reviews
Post-'Power Hungry' surrounding the conversation between Astrid and Walter. Spoilers for everything up to and including 'Power Hungry'.
Fringe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Astrid F., Walter B. - Complete
En Route reviews
For the 3rd Round Fanfic Challenge from ilovetvalot-Hotch/Reid, involving Ireland, a laptop charger, and an umbrella. Slightly slashy and rated for undertones!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Don't Know Much About History reviews
For the July TV prompt challenge. Reid decides to use his physics magic to get back at Strauss. Rated for language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Read My Lips reviews
Sequel to 'The Lip Gloss War'. Garcia needs a boyfriend, and since Dave is so happy with JJ, he takes it upon himself to help her out.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,966 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - P. Garcia, D. Morgan - Complete
This Place Is reviews
A snapshot of Hotch after he comes back to work after Foyet's attack. For the July TV prompt.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch
My Big Mouth reviews
Emily Prentiss had a secret. That morning. And now somehow Hotch knows. For the July TV Prompt Challenge.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Breathe reviews
My first casefic, done for the Fanfic Challenge Round 2. Prentiss is kidnapped.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Heavy Metal Hamsters reviews
My response to ilovetvalot's Fanfic Challenge, pairing Prentiis/Elle. Set during Elle's leave after "The Fisher King".
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - E. Prentiss, Elle G. - Complete
Squeeze reviews
I don't know how many people still read X-Files stuff, but I only discovered Mulder and Scully about 2 years ago. This is my rewrites of the episodes featuring my OC Anne Hadrian. Not Mary Sue, AU, etc. Review?
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
The Lip Gloss War reviews
Direct sequel to 'With Sprinkles'. What is it that JJ doesn't want anyone to know about her and lip gloss? Makes sense with or without reading 'With Sprinkles'. I hope. Now complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,734 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, D. Rossi - Complete
With Sprinkles reviews
Garcia, being around profilers all the time, probably knows a lot of their tricks.Like how to figure out everyone's favorite ice cream.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2010 - P. Garcia - Complete
Speak To Me reviews
At the end of 'True Night', Hotch received a phone call from Haley. This is both sides of that conversation.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/10/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Haley H. - Complete
Vanity reviews
Another post-Haley story, about Hotch and others, mainly Jack and Garcia. A series of snapshots. Now complete!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Flaming Pink Flamingos reviews
Where does Garcia get all her nifty pens?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - P. Garcia, D. Rossi - Complete
Shadows on the Wall reviews
In the aftermath of Haley's death, Jack and Hotch share the same bed to sleep better. This is Hotch on one of those nights with Jack. Kinda sad!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/26/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
Kitten reviews
A short Garcia/Rossi friendship piece. Please review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2010 - D. Rossi, P. Garcia - Complete
Deep Throat reviews
A rewrite of the episode Deep Throat, from Season 1 Ep 2 which includes an OC. Not Mary Sue/spoof/etc, not AU. Please let me know what you think!
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,191 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete