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Author has written 23 stories for Halo, Firefly, Mass Effect, Reservoir Dogs, Red vs. Blue, Borderlands, Dishonored, Assassin's Creed, Dead Space, Breaking Bad, and Repo! The Genetic Opera.

Hail, fellow FFers, and well met. Welcome to the hallowed halls of OhSoDeadly. Here you will find rest, food, drink and entertainment. LOL jks, just fanfiction. What else did you expect?

I'm from Australia, the city of Melbourne to be exact. Come for the culture, leave when the weather gets bad! It all started off with a Halo fic for me, and has since branched out in other, kickass directions. Mostly a video game fanfic-er, you'll notice, but I love all kinds of stuff! (How precise and not vague at all.)

If you read my stories, you're amazing. If you review them, you're golden! Any and all support is appreciated :)

Here are some quick summaries of what I've concocted thus far:

*DESPERATE MEASURES: Set during the aftermath of the Human-Covenant War and Halo 3, this fic details the shaky and unstable times that the races of the galaxy find themselves in after the war, particularly the humans and Sangheili. As a way of combating tensions and ineffectiveness, a squad of six elite marines is coupled with a Special Operations squad of Elites to form their own prototype strike team. Unsurprisingly, there are a great many expectations set upon them, and the fighting with the Covenant remnants is by no means over. Aditionally, tensions within the squad themselves are present, and an ancient, near-forgotten secret shakes itself loose from the dustbin of the Human-Covenant War history books... STATUS: Dead, sorry everyone. Halo 4 pretty much killed whatever plot I was making up and to be honest I was getting sick of this story.

*NO LONGER THEIR MAN: A Firefly fic, this chronicles the trials and tribulations of the Operative, now on the run from the Alliance and seeking a new destiny, along with a new name, identity and ambitions. He seeks merely to find decent, honest work, but the tensions following the Miranda broadwave have things unsettled, and old faces and old memories are there to trip him up along the way, as well as his own shattered soul and conscience. Does not contain any of the Serenity crew, only mentions. At a bit of a crossroads at the moment, but I've got a rough idea. STATUS: Mostly dead, slight chance for revival.

*AUDACITY: Details the incident involving Emile-A239 of Noble Team, during a routine op in Dramus City on the planet Esvorl IV, while pacifying a rioting city and Insurrectionist moles. This mission is what leads Emile to be considered a dangerous member of the team and even unfit for duty. And his teammate Jorge, a polar opposite to Emile, is there to witness it. STATUS: Same as above.

AND NOTHING ELSE: A short series of chapters that will chronicle the initial meeting and subsequent hatred of the Urdnot brothers, Wrex and Wreav. I was always interested in these two, so I decided to come up with my own reasons. STATUS: Slow but steady!

Aaaaand here are some one-shots I devised:

CANDYCANE OF MAINE: Christmas crack, based on an OTcrackP someone begged me to write. Enjoy, you perverts.

I WOULD HAVE DONE A FEW THINGS DIFFERENTLY: Just a quick one-shot that discusses the idea of Zoe being the captain of our beloved Serenity, rather than Mal. Hope the language/slang reads well!

THE FALL OF EMILE: A re-write of Emile's death on the mass driver platform, written from the perspective of the Zealot that killed him. Shows what happens immediately after said death, and this story emphasises just how badass our skull-faced squaddie really is. One-shot.

IN THE NAME OF PROGRESS:An angsty, non-action (just about) fic from the view of a captive Huragok in New Mombasa, after the Covenant have seized the city and the Rookie is on the case. For this, I tried to get inside the mind of a Huragok, and what others, not including Vergil who is a special case, would have made of the entire Covenant genocide/invasion/betrayal thingamajig. One-shot.

GRUNT: NOUN/VERB: Our favourite juvenile krogan is having trouble adjusting to life on the Normandy, particularly during those long, tedious intervals between missions. Thankfully, his trusty friend Garrus is there to help stave off boredom and even impart a little wisdom. Not terribly happy with this fanfic but I felt like ME-ing so I guess this is it.

AMALGAM: Saren wasn't always a cold-blooded, half-synthetic agent for the Reapers-he was a person once too, with emotional and personal ties. This fic is meant to emphasise his descent into darkness, and the severance of those ties. Rather proud of this one-I'd love it if it got more reviews, as usual.

A SELF-MADE MAN: A fairly-oversized fic chronicling the arrest, incarceration and eventual release of everyone's favourite ear-slicing, soda-drinking psychopath, Vic "Mr Blonde" Vega. I really tried to get inside the mind of Mr. Blonde here, but since there's not much to go on, I used artistic license for some of it. I'm a massive fan of RD so this fic is meant to represent that.

ALL YOUR REASONS: The backgrounds of the heroes from Borderlands 1 always seemed a little lacking to me, particularly Mordecai and Lilith. So I decided to write some in for them, as well as trying to build the transition between the games, which took a lot of the lackadaisical violence out when Handsome Jack arrived-not a bad thing! I could have ended it better, I suppose, but I'm tossing up whether or not to edit.

HOLDING BACK: York goes looking for Carolina and finds her digging away at records of CT, trying to find an answer to the question circling in her mind: why? I always thought CT was more competent than she appeared and E10 confirmed it. I also thought the gap between her death and the rest of the season was a bit rushed, hence this story. Plus, I can't resist a little Yorkalina :P

CULMINATE: A writing of the Empress Jessamine's death from her perspective. Very stream-of-consciousness, in keeping with the absolute frantic nature of it.

THE SEA DOES NOT DREAM OF YOU: Started off as describing the fate of Samuel after leaving Kingsparrow Island in a bloody High Chaos runthrough where Corvo makes Ted Bundy look like a cuddly bear, but now I think I'll do the same for every character. Latest installment featuring Callista!

CALLING THE OLD MAN OUT: Never did play AC3 myself, but I love the dynamic between Connor and Haytham. Here's yet another attempt at conversation that turns into Connor getting mad and Haytham getting snooty.

UNDERNEATH THE MASKS: How cool are the whalers in Dishonored? Badass superpowered assassins wearing masks. This is meant to be an account of each named Whaler and how they came to be part of Daud's band of merry men.

ROLLING ON A RIVER: I can't resist Daud, and it's even harder to resist Lizzy Stride. So here they both are, chatting away!

FULCRUM: I got a bit weird with this one. But I love how it turned out!

I'm also an author for the Red vs Blue Freelancer Collaboration, we recently finished up Phase One: Genesis and have begun Phase Two: Betrayal. It's a great bunch of very talented peeps so get around us and check it out! I write the ever-cheerful Agent Florida.

Hope you enjoy my works and peace out!

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The Homefront by The Universal Gamer reviews
It's 2186, and the Reapers have attacked. Major Coats learns of the true nature of the Reapers and joins forces with Admiral Anderson, and together they set out to combat this ancient enemy and hold out as they prepare for Shepard's eventual return.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 145,723 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 5/26/2012 - D. Anderson, Major Coats
Transatlanticism by MySilentLullaby reviews
A series of short oneshots taking place between the events of Dead Space 2 and 3. Documenting the rise and inevitable fall of the relationship between Isaac and Ellie through sporadic, non-linear glimpses into their lives together while in hiding. Rated M now for obvious content.
Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,611 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Isaac C., Ellie L.
Like Ice by Reyairia reviews
Despite his bitterness, his rudeness towards her, his near uselessness, she has loved him, cared for him, given his life new meaning. It is so illogical, so beyond his comprehension, so challenging to everything he has ever believed in, but Liara has always been that, hasn't she? Collection of drabbles and oneshots. Not in chronological order.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 18,601 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 9/21/2012 - [Javik, Liara T'Soni]
The Heart that Truly Loves by Martienne reviews
"The heart that truly loves never forgets." Oneshot/drabble compilation. Feel free to PM prompts or add them to your reviews.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - L. Church/Alpha, Tex/Allison
Phase One: Genesis by The Freelancer Collaboration reviews
Book One of the Project Freelancer Saga, brought to you by a collaboration of writers, determined to document the rise and fall of the mysterious Project Freelancer, from its ambitious origins to its shattering fall. From the point of view of a variety of members of the project, from the Director to the various Freelancers, as we discover the true reason as to why we were here.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 105 - Words: 329,698 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Complete
Long Overdue by Link Beyond reviews
An ungrateful grandson sends his Grandma a long overdue gift. Oneshot.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Handsome Jack - Complete
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The Sea Does Not Dream Of You reviews
A collection of stories depicting the grisly fates awaiting those in a Dunwall where Corvo gave in to his new bloodlust and spared no thought as to the consequences of high chaos. NEW CHAPTER: Daud awaits the vengeance he knows he deserves.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 4/29/2013
Bones In The Ground and Ghosts On The Street reviews
The black submarket of zydrate is booming in the years following Rotti Largo's death, but as Graverobber discovers, things just aren't how they used to be - not in business matters, and certainly not personal ones.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2015 - Graverobber - Complete
There were only five things that Mike regretted in his entire life. (NOTE: I wrote this before BCS 1.06, so there won't be anything from that episode in here).
Breaking Bad - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Complete
No Hard Feelings reviews
Batarians and humans. Not the closest friends. Sooner to exchange gunfire than a handshake. But with the world ending, it's hard to be picky.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,992 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/17/2014 - OC - Complete
Underneath the Masks reviews
Daud's Whalers struck fear into the hearts of all those living in Dunwall. The masked assassins were methodical, ruthless and played with dark magic like it was a toy. Here are the accounts of the men underneath those masks, the ones who swore to follow Daud no matter what.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,675 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Daud, OC
Fulcrum reviews
He sees the humanity in the things he destroys, and the shadows close in. But Isaac Clarke is not done yet. Set during Dead Space 2. One-shot.
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Isaac C. - Complete
Rolling on a River reviews
Daud's mind is beset with anticipation, fear and the desire for some sort of resolution. He has enough to worry about without Lizzy Stride adding to the mix. Takes place between Draper's Ward and Brigmore Manor missions in The Brigmore Witches DLC. One-shot.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Daud - Complete
Calling the Old Man Out reviews
Connor's truce with his father was starting to grate on him. The two were constantly at odds. And then the bastard started asking about his mentor. One-shot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Connor K., Haytham K.
And Nothing Else reviews
Wrex and Wreav hated each other at first sight. But neither could deny that they had experienced some memorable times together. Since they trained together, each sought to best the other, by any means necessary.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,660 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - U. Wrex
Culminate reviews
Empress Jessamine Kaldwin had always tried her best. But on that day Corvo returned, it counted for nothing. All she had were her last moments.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Corvo A.
Candycane of Maine reviews
Maine is one of the most fearsome agents in Project Freelancer, possessing freakish strength, doing things no-one would think was possible. The secret to his success-the dark, sugary secret-he guards most carefully. But York is about to stumble onto it...Pure crack, for teh lulz.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Maine/Meta, York - Complete
I Would Have Done A Few Things Differently reviews
Captain Malcolm Reynolds, a name that rolls off the tongue. A name that commands respect and even fear from those that know it. A name that just plain commands. But Zoe is curious: what if things had gone a little differently? One-shot, Mal/Inara hints.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Mal, Zoe W. - Complete
Holding Back reviews
York goes looking for Carolina and finds her looking at old footage of CT, and wrangling a problem she can't comprehend. Set post-episode 10. One-shot, hint of Yorkalina.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/26/2012 - York, Carolina - Complete
All Your Reasons reviews
Purpose and Pandora weren't exactly synonymous with each other. Every act was done on impulse, often a selfish one. But with times changing, and Hyperion rising, the four Vault Hunters had to adapt to their new world, and find new reasons to fight.
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Roland, Lilith - Complete
Audacity reviews
Only 24%, Colonel? Considering the events of Dramus City in 2550, Emile might need a bit more than that.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,787 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Emile-A239/Noble Four, Jorge-052/Noble Five
Punching In A Dream reviews
He'd spent months thinking of nothing else. The highway chase consumed him, replaying it over and over in his mind. But that all stopped when Sigma came to him. Now, all Maine needed to think about was revenge against the one who had silenced him.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Maine/Meta, Carolina - Complete
A Self Made Man reviews
Vic Vega was a simple man. At least, he thought so. He took the greatest pleasure from working a job, reaping the rewards and getting to meet new people. So when Joe Cabot asked him to become blonde for a heist, he didn't think twice.
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Complete
Desperate Measures reviews
The war has been over for nearly a year, but the Covenant are still a threat, humanity and the Sangheili find themselves beleaguered to keep the peace, and dangerous secrets infest everything they do. In order to stand a chance of turning the tide, a prototype squad comprised of the best soldiers both races have to offer is put into action.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,349 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/7/2009 - T. Hood, Rtas 'Vadumee
Amalgam reviews
Saren believed in the superiority of flesh and blood over machine, even as he served Sovereign. The difference was slight, but it was his shield. That was before he lost his arm. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Saren A., Sovereign - Complete
Grunt: NounVerb
1. A low, short guttural sound made by an animal or a person. 2. A short-tempered, hard-assed krogan juvenile with too much free time between missions. See also GARRUS VAKARIAN'S HEADACHE.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Garrus V., U. Grunt - Complete
In The Name of Progress reviews
Huragok were curious by nature. A trait which made them valued and disdained in equal amounts. However, sometimes it just didn't seem enough. There had to be more.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Complete
No Longer Their Man reviews
He said there was nothing left to see. Now on the run from the beleaguered Alliance and sporting a new identity, the former Operative of Parliament attempts to carve a new life for himself in the 'Verse, but learns that some sins are unforgivable...
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,537 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011
The Fall of Emile reviews
The warrior spirit of Noble Team had a penchant for striking fear. The Zealot that killed him was unlucky in more ways than one. One-shot
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Emile-A239/Noble Four - Complete