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My Life as a Trophy Wife by JennaRay reviews
Bella signs a contract with Edward to enter into a marriage based on financial gain. She's looking to take the easy road and instead finds a nearly impossible one she must travel on the path to finding herself, along with everything she never knew she wanted. This is the struggle of a broken little girl growing into the woman she's destined to be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 408,157 - Reviews: 11712 - Favs: 6,588 - Follows: 8,683 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Invisible Line by littlecat358 reviews
WRITTEN AS A O/S in 2011 for Fandom Against D/V. CONTINUED as short story in 2014. Edward and Bella, friends since high school, are very close. So close, that the line between friendship and something more is often blurred. Will they ever cross the line or will they always teeter on the edge of what could be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,860 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19576 - Favs: 6,507 - Follows: 4,441 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2924 - Favs: 3,603 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20207 - Favs: 13,237 - Follows: 5,483 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9297 - Favs: 7,618 - Follows: 7,723 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7458 - Favs: 10,478 - Follows: 5,811 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
TNSN: The Terra Nova Social Network by ebi pers reviews
The people of Terra Nova start social networking. This could get a little crazy. Crackfic! Please read and review! The twelfth and final chapter is now up. Thank you ALL for so many incredible reviews and ideas!
Terra Nova - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,942 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12885 - Favs: 7,854 - Follows: 6,206 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 4,763 - Follows: 3,661 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 25170 - Favs: 12,637 - Follows: 8,332 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Acquired Taste by Magnolia822 reviews
Arrogant British celebrity chef Edward Cullen made an impression on NYC caterer Bella Swan long before either one of them became a success. Now, armed with her cat and a devious practical joke, Bella's plan may turn up the heat for both of them. ExB OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,903 - Reviews: 5236 - Favs: 4,113 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4481 - Favs: 7,375 - Follows: 4,211 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Feathers by SydneyAlice reviews
She is covered in them. They cling to the curves of her body and settle in the sweetest of places.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
And the Oscar Goes To by Drowning in Chaos reviews
Bella is a blockbuster actress who's out to make a joke of Hollywood. A night of mishaps places her in the bed of the most egotistical actor in tinsel town; a man she loves to hate. Trouble doesn't end with just a litter of kittens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something Borrowed by AllIsButToys reviews
Family weddings can be hell, especially when you don't have a date and your ex is the Best-Man. What's a girl to do? It's not like you can just pick dates out of the phone book... AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,453 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 3608 - Favs: 4,720 - Follows: 3,427 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3658 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7072 - Favs: 5,062 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seated in the Sky by LoveIsInTheAirContest reviews
BPOV. Insecure, awkward, funnel cake freak Bella is hopeless around the opposite sex. Will a mishap at the fair get her to unclench long enough to enjoy herself around a handsome stranger? AU, AH, M for language & lemony stuff
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,900 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Return of the King by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
When the body of a young girl is found, all signs point to convicted serial killer, Royce King, currently behind bars. FBI Agent Bella Swan and her team have to race against time to discern who the real killer is before time runs out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,529 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Days Like This by Soft Ragoo reviews
Bella and her newborn adjust to their life together but it seems everywhere they go, they encounter the same man with the captivating eyes and sexy smile. Edward's life lacks something he desires. Has he been handed a challenge or a reward? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,062 - Reviews: 3004 - Favs: 3,746 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Hears a Who? by philadelphic reviews
Just a bit of fun, originally posted on Breath-of-Twilight's Halloween Countdown. When your crush is your coworker and your work is all about sexual harassment training, does it take a supernatural event to finally make your move? Probably all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6517 - Favs: 5,612 - Follows: 2,842 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Game, Set, Match by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella is hired as a photographer to do a photo feature on the cocky, playboy tennis pro Edward Cullen. Bella is determined to resist his charms, but Edward can't seem to leave her alone. Does love really mean nothing in tennis? Slightly OOC, AH. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 167,601 - Reviews: 3796 - Favs: 3,676 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hold My Peace by QuantumFizzx reviews
Bella's getting married - Will Edward finally strap on a pair and tell her how he feels?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10026 - Favs: 7,444 - Follows: 6,109 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Red Strings of Fate by unicornhime reviews
AH AU When Edward finally gets the chance at getting the girl, he has no idea what to do, so he turns to a message board called The Red Strings of Fate. A story told in technology.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,376 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3419 - Favs: 4,378 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Desiderata by kimpy reviews
Desiderata is Latin for "desired things or something that is needed, wanted." Both Edward and Bella want happiness, but will their pig-headed stubbornness and biases get in the way of finding true love? Based upon Jane Austen's "Pride and Prejudice."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 161,951 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Dawn: The Missing Chapter by jessicakaycobb reviews
My version of what happened that first night on Isle Esme...ONESHOT. SMUT. You have been warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grounded reviews
Bella thinks it can't get worse after Edward catches her indulging in a little self-loving. She's wrong, of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete