GeniaTheParadox
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Author has written 170 stories for Glee, Mighty Boosh, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Great Gatsby, Supernatural, and Kick-Ass.

Hello everyone.

My name is Genia, I'm 22 and I'm from sunny ol' London town.

Apparently, I am Smut Queen. The title isn't self-appointed. I'm not nearly that egotistical. It's just kind of stuck.
I'm pretty good at fluffy stuff too though, so if you're not a fan of shameless gay porn, don't worry.
Check out my stories if you fancy it. No one's forcing you, it would just be quite nice.

Virtual hugs and kisses for all,
Genia the Paradox

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Bad Things Can Happen To Sunshine People by CallMeLy reviews
Mighty Boosh/Luxury Comedy crossover. Noel and the gang return from the Evening With Noel Fielding tour to find some changes around Painted Hawaii, and a few new - or rather, old - characters begin to appear. But what's causing the changes? Where did these people come from? And what is with these sudden headaches? Rated T for some swearing, minor violence and dark themes.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 31,316 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 1/18 - Vince N., Howard M., Hitcher, Old Gregg - Complete
Sindarin Phrase Book by IrethOfMirkwood reviews
A Sindarin phrase book compiled by myself. Featuring film quotes, questions, insults, greeting, farewells and many more. Partner file to my story A Flickering Flame (Merlin X LotR)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2014
Seduced By Life by bloodsoakedleather reviews
At first glance he appears quite ordinary but there must be something more interesting about John Watson than is immediately obvious if Sherlock Holmes is inviting him to share a flat within minutes of meeting him. Jim Moriarty is determined to find out what that something is. Maybe he can use it to his advantage.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2014 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
I Thought You Might Call by taylorpotato reviews
Jim gives Sherlock his number when they first meet. He finds Sherlock's number on The Science of Deduction. Naughty phone calls are obviously the next logical step. Explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Sherlock Gets Drunk- For Science, John! by starrysummernights reviews
Sherlock gets drunk in order to solve a case and John must take notes for him. Odd Sherlock drunkenness ensues. Rated M for alcohol and slash. Now with added Drunk!John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,464 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Teach Me by LexVictoriaX reviews
In which a lesson in exotic fruit turns into something completely different .
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Daenerys T./Dany, K. Drogo - Complete
All You Need is Love by nothingbutgoneness reviews
WARNING: This is a 5x01 reaction fic. This means it CONTAINS SPOILERS. Do not read if you haven't watched 5x01. For those of you who have, I don't think I have to tell you what it's about. It's rated M, and it takes place not too long after the end of the episode, so...you do that math. THIS IS A ONE-SHOT. Sorry I couldn't come up with a more creative title. My brain's still fried.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Stark As You Mean To Go On by Shuturgal reviews
Because Tony never does things by half, why would wooing Captain America be any exception? In which Tony's determined, Steve oblivious, Bruce confused, Thor emotional and Natasha 100% done.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Theoretically, Hypothetically by lurknomoar reviews
'That doesn't change the fact that you kissed him' said Rory, raising his voice. 'So what? Wouldn't you have' snapped Amy. '…No.' answered Rory, but the response was a split second too late and the tiniest bit uncertain.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2013 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Putty in His Hands by monsic-buffoon reviews
The Lawrence High Gay-Straight-Alliance has an unhealthy interest in their history teacher's sexuality, Desperate to know what rocks his socks, they enlist in some outside assistance from a professional who knows his way around the bedroom. (Teacher!Cas/Student!Dean in which a bunch of nosy kids pay Dean to hit on Cas).
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Saga of Dean and Crowley by IceAngel 69 reviews
What would have happened if Crowley was the one Dean spoke to at the end of 'Two Minutes to Midnight' and not Bobby? Do opposites really attract or are Dean and Crowley not so different after all? And will what they have survive when everyone is trying to tear them apart? eventual Dean/Crowley slash and rated M for later chapters.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,057 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Dean W., Crowley - Complete
Sweet Porcelain by jono74656 reviews
A series of one-shots based on my own prompts collected while watching seasons one and two of Glee. All Kurt-centric. Multiple pairings, will range from fluff to smut. Updated 7/3/13 with a bromantic Furt Theatricality AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 80,803 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Kurt H.
Electric by BurntSouffle reviews
"When I was a child I always thought I would rather be a star." ElevenxClara for the closet romantic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Never Be Alone by awsomearies reviews
One-shot- A man alone, the loneliest man in the universe, must face his hearts desire and decide.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
He's Making A List by Maribor reviews
Just some fluffy, lemony, slashy smut, Christmas style. What happens when Amy leaves Rory's Christmas List laying around for the Doctor to see? You didn't really believe he didn't have one did you? **UPDATED with Second Chapter** now includes what happens when Amy comes home. 11/Rory, Amy/11 11/Amy/Rory
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,434 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
The Empathetic Reaction by battleostrich reviews
In an AU version of The Decoupling Fluctuation, Penny breaks up with Leonard. Leonard gets a soothing beverage, Amy ponders Leonard's package and Sheldon lays a kiss on Amy.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Blood Sticks, Sweat Drips by rainbowrites reviews
It's Kurt's 30th birthday, and Blaine has the perfect present (Serial Killer AU)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
And Then by SecretFireSoul reviews
Stan is hiding something from Kyle but is too scared to tell him. On a sleepover when Stan starts sleep talking and reliving his favourite memories with Kyle will the truth finally come out? /SLASH/ Kyle x Stan OneShot Kyle's POV
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Blessed Objectivity by rayychel infinity reviews
Because there Blaine is, kneeling at the foot of his bed, naked except for a pair of tight red boy shorts and thigh-high black stockings with vivid red bows on the band.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,033 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Conflict Resolution by wirewrappedlily reviews
The Hulk doesn't like it when "mommy" and "daddy" fight, and Clint really wishes he could take an ice cream scoop to his brain after a sight like that. Steve/Tony M for the sexytimes.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Oblivious by bloodsoakedleather reviews
Annie might be dead but she's not blind, she's noticed the looks Hal's been giving Tom lately, she knows how he feels, even if he's oblivious. SLASH
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Hal, Tom M. - Complete
We Sure Are In For A Show Tonight by rayychel infinity reviews
Kurt still feels the phantom fullness of Blaine inside him and can't resist wiggling his hips a little to intensify the familiar burn. "I want to finger you on camera. On the internet." Blaine inhales sharply, eyes going wide. Oh.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
All Will Be Forgiven by JustBreathe15 reviews
Blaine gets the role of Melchior Gabor in the NYADA production of Spring Awakening but is having trouble with the infamous 'I Believe' scene. In an odd twist of fate, Kurt is the one who helps him through it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
First Kiss by The Blue Raven reviews
After Sherlock manages to alienate yet another of John's girlfriends, he wants to know what the point of all that kissing is. The answer leads to more kissing. Which leads to other things. Sherlock/John slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Forever Inside You by smithANDnoble reviews
11 becomes one with his TARDIS on a whole new level of the meaning
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2012 - 11th Doctor, Idris - Complete
Fingertips by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine smut. More learning about each other and sex and what they like fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Let Me Know by whatabeautifulmess reviews
Blaine really has no motivation to study for his French test. But that's OK. Kurt has a plan. French speaking!Kurt, smut. For Priya. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Belly Rub by valeriebean reviews
Sheldon helps Amy manage her physical urges while maintaining a mostly asexual relationship. For Shiyu-hanaoka who asked for fluff... even though it's not terribly fluffy. Occurs after "Cuddle Session." Rated NC-17 for hanky-panky.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete
Rough Love'n by ActuallyAquarius reviews
Kurt loved it when things started to get a bit...spicy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sound Mind and Judgment by valeriebean reviews
Sheldon and Amy overcome their inhibitions and round the sex bases. Takes place after "The Kissing Experiment." NC-17 warning for explicit sex scenes. For darthnatalia, who requested the sex.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,854 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Tied Up and Vulnerable by slytherinxxx reviews
Hermione awakes to find herself at the mercy of two Slytherin bad boys. Smut ensues. Warnings: strong lemon, light bondage, language. DM/HG/BZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,796 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Different Kind of Dance by PackUpTheMoon reviews
Kurt Hummel never in his life thought dance could be sexy. But, Kurt has never seen Blaine Anderson dance. A fun little one-shot! Rated M for some smutty goodness! Oh yeah, AU!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
In EightPart Harmony by jono74656 reviews
When Blaine is away, the Warblers, and Kurt, will play. Prompt fic written for Dashertheprancingdancer First story in the Warbler Orgy Trilogy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
But, Um by FantasimFiction Girl reviews
One shot Ted/Barney, during the episode 'Jenkins.' A little 'extra' on Barney and Ted's drinking game.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Seconds by Aeria reviews
Future Blaine/Kurt smut fic. Just really desperate, fast sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Come Closer by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine. Summer shenanigans on the couch. First time hip to hip action.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Perfect by Alittica reviews
After Cheerios practice one day, Kurt enters the locker room to find someone waiting for him. Post-sectionals, slight AU. Shameless Klaine smut with no real plotline, just sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Possession by ididthatonce reviews
Written for the kink meme. Kurt wears a pair of skin-tight jeans to a party. Blaine likes them. Other people do, too. Blaine does not like that. Sexy times ensue.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Single Ladies, Reloaded by an-alternate-world reviews
Kurt has a nostalgic moment when he discovers his Single Ladies dance. He thinks he's alone but...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Texts From Last Night by klemonademouth reviews
And here Blaine is, staring down at a text message from Kurt saying that sometimes he pictures Blaine naked. He's never entertained the notion that Kurt might possibly be imagining the same things. His throat is parched. Klaine. NC-17.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Oh Severus, Always by PissyNovelist reviews
A final meeting on graduation night between the Hogwarts school sweethearts that were never anything more than friends... Until tonight. **Rated for kind of smut, to be safe?**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Let Loose by WistfulLove reviews
Hermione and Ginny have a study night before the weekend, but when their homework becomes too stressful, they both just really need to relax and let loose. Hr/G pairing. M for a reason. 1-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Pulling an All Nighter by I've-Gotta-Be-Me reviews
Nick and Jeff dorm together, obviously. They stay up all night running a movie marathon when things take a turn for the interesting...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
To Hands Between Legs by rayychel infinity reviews
"I—I," Blaine stammers, and Kurt feels a momentary surge of pride at causing his usually-articulate boyfriend to be at such a loss for words. "I… Kurt. Kurt," Blaine gasps. So much for watching a movie.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Single Ladies by agnesiest reviews
A one-shot. Be warned. Darren gets a private show.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Chains and Whips Excite Me by subitodolcediva reviews
Kurt has transferred back to McKinley and has rejoined the Cherrios. Blaine, being the wonderful, supportive boyfriend he is, has decided to drop in on one of their practices and likes what he sees. A lot. Rated T for an f bomb and sweet boy kisses.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Scotch and Closets by glitterpirate reviews
Kurtofsky PWP. Things get a little hot and heavy between Dave and Kurt during a party...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The lady protests too much by Elane217 reviews
So, who else thought that Tina was protesting too much about Puck's part in the KISS number? Yeah, me too so here's what went on in my mind about the heat between the goth and the jock.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,456 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Puck, Tina C.
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5091 - Favs: 11,692 - Follows: 1,366 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Caffeine Crazed by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Five minutes after the end of Blame it on the Alcohol, Kurt confronts Blaine in the bathroom of the Lima Bean coffee shop. But there's a thin line between hate and love... Post BIOTA, Pre Sexy. Racy. Angry. 1000% Gay.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
When Real Life Meets A Fairy Tale by lil-miss-chocolate reviews
Or more accurately : When A Fairy Tale Crash Lands In Real Life's Bathroom In The Middle Of The Night And Has No Clue Why It Is There. Kurt/Chris.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,315 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
I Blame Karofsky by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Max Adler has never questioned his sexuality. He's totally into girls, no doubt. But suddenly the lines between how his character Karofsky feels and how Max himself is feeling are blurring without his consent, and now he can't look at Chris the same way.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/9/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Another Morning in Gryffindor Tower by The Almighty Bonk reviews
Harry wakes up to a redheaded surprise. M for a reason, folks. Slash Hp/Rw. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Lies We Tell Ourselves by boldlikeblack reviews
The evolution of Dave Karofsky from Shomance to Never Been Kissed.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
As Long As You're Mine by FlamboyantlyBiBoy reviews
Sam and Kurt do a duet together like they should have in Duets and things kind of escalate. Not that either of them were complaining. Slash and hints at Duets. Sam/Kurt!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Falling Hard by RepriseOurRoles reviews
Six steps for Sam and Kurt to both admit they are in love.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Peeping Finn by boysexallatime reviews
Finn witnesses something he was never meant to see.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,093 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Bananas and Popsicles Oh My! by emo-geek-87 reviews
Kurt - after teasing Puck mercilessly by first eating a banana and then sucking on a popsicle for dessert - somehow manages to slip underneath the table unnoticed. Puck/Kurt SLASH NC-17
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Santana the Bodyguard by Bubblegum Shoes reviews
"So, with my fingers...or my tongue?" "Both!" "Mmmm, good answer." Brittany forgets her teddy bear at school. Brittana Smut
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Voyeurism by tawnyowl77 reviews
Finn finds Kurt and Sam having a moment alone... And likes it more than he figured he would. Kurt/Sam, unrequited!Finn/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Fathers Always Know by kittiexkat reviews
Burt's musings on the growing relationship between his son and Samuel Evans. Kurt/Sam. One shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Relationship Status by angst cupcake reviews
'Kurt Hummel is in a relationship with Sam Evans.' Kurt x Sam
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Talk Dirty To Me by lil-miss-chocolate reviews
Glee Kink Meme fill: Puck/Kurt, Poison's Talk Dirty To Me
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Being Finn Hudson Is Hard Life by ConstantComment reviews
In which Finn loses his spark… and tries, in his own Hudson way, to get it back again. Semi-spoilers for season two. Slightly cracked! Slightly adorable! Slightly... alright, mostly slashy! FINN & KURT! T-rated for language and general teenagery.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Drunk Text by Victoria1127 reviews
Finn gets drunk one night and texts Kurt. An entire story in text message format.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Spring Mistakening? by Pernicia reviews
Melchi plots to overthrow Broadway. Wendla hogs the spotlight. Moritz freaks over being famous. The Part I Know Well, Opening Night, I Don't Do Smash Hits- yep, it's opening night again. A Forbidden Broadway style parody of the lyrics and script of SA!
Spring Awakening - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,697 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Melchior G., Moritz S. - Complete
Rosa Afferando by kirraleadatsme reviews
Hermione finds herself in a sticky situation. Good thing Malfoy is there to help her out. PWP, lemon, smut and just SEX IN GENERAL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Makes Us by aries-angel12 reviews
A look into the relationship between Bellatrix and Voldemort. Written for Voldy's V-Card Challenge at King's Cross.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
The Greatest Reward by Veryala Riddle reviews
Lord Voldemort always rewards those who are faithful... and yes, where Bella is concerned, I think you know EXACTLY what that means. Oneshot, rated M for torture and sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Whose Gay Line Is It Anyways? by PurtFiend reviews
Well Mr. Schue decides to shake up the Gleeks by getting them to do a little improv. Our two favourite heros Puck and Kurt go toe to toe against each other. Umm What could possibly happen? A little kissing, and hoefully a lot of fun!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Teeth by LostInCamelot reviews
Puck should know better than to watch movies Kurt recommends. Puck/Kurt. Rated for mature conversations...and really bad movie plots.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Gay Pride And Hors D'oeuvres by particularly good finder reviews
The members of New Directions discover the fun of chat rooms. Finn/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Beautiful Monsters by Victoria1127 reviews
Kurt is still angry. Finn is sending mixed signals. Lady GaGa has a way of bringing people together.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
The Word of Their Bodies by kitsunechibiko reviews
Everyone knows that Puck and Kurt hate each other, but once the music starts, no one's really sure anymore. Set in season 2.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Super Super Not Gay by Victoria1127 reviews
Nobody understands Azimio and Karofsky like they understand each other! TOTAL CRACK
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2010 - D. Karofsky, Azimio - Complete
Something New: A Fercedes Love Story by bombtrack reviews
I know this pairing is not in high demand, but I felt this story needed to be written. Everyone in glee always gets romantically paired with other members of the group except Mercedes and she deserves love too.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Mercedes J., Finn H. - Complete
Thigh High Socks With Little Bows by LostInCharliesEyes reviews
Had the sudden desire to write a sex scene and this is what arose. Puck/Kurt. Prepare for horny boys, chocolate, honey, and thigh high socks with little bows.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
I don't care by GloriousNymph reviews
Will's stomach flutters, Rachel knows something and Kurt doesn't care. A cheesy but cute - if you ask me story about luuuuv. Oneshot, I guess it's kinda fluffy what's fluff anyway? Will/Kurt R&R
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Will S., Kurt H. - Complete
Something Wrong by droppedmysonic reviews
Finn's about 10 IQ points smarter than Brittany when he's awake. When he's asleep, he's practically a vegetable. It was an accident at first, but then they gave up on that pretense. No one had to know. T for talking about Finn's "problem".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Game Night by St0rmi reviews
The glee club meets at Rachel's house, plays some games, and discovers a secret. Set after 'Journey'.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The Photo Project by ConstantComment reviews
COMPLETE! "You make me look good," Kurt joked, handing Finn the heavy camera. "Shut up, Kurt," he replied. "You look great all the time." Written for an LJ prompt. Finn is in AP Photo and persuades Kurt to model for his project. Romance ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
The Gay Test by BeeCityz reviews
Okay, so its no secret that Finn isn't the brightest light in the world. But when he, and Rachel, begin to question his sexuality, where do they turn? To Kurt of course! Kinn ftw, very fluffy, dedicated to Xanjen for teaching me to love Glee.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Who Says It's So? by Choice reviews
In which Puck is Betty Crocker and Kurt has one too many innuendos up his sleeve.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Kurt Hummel and The Order of The Penis by ConstantComment reviews
Kurt trick-or-treats with New Directions as none other than Harry Potter, and Finn is confusingly talkative about Kurt's wild hair, round glasses, and penciled lightning bolt. This leads to strange revelations and lots of sex. Not a crack!fic, seriously.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Beating The Summer Heat by TransformCobra reviews
Kurt and his father are away for a month during the summer and Finn starts to miss his 'brother' after watching some new interesting porn with chocolate involved
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Just A Beer by sadyshea reviews
After Will convinces Bryan to get a drink with him, Bryan reveals a dark secret. A kiss occurs? / BryanxWill slash flufftacular
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Will S., Bryan R. - Complete
Haven't Changed a Bit by Stellata reviews
It's been fifteen long years, but they still remember - neither could ever forget. Will and Bryan have some things to talk about... And maybe for once, both of their dreams can come true. Will/Bryan slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Will S., Bryan R. - Complete
Sharing The After Hours by Costume Maker's Apprentice reviews
Finn's feelings for Kurt are changing. Kurt's feelings for Finn are as strong as ever. Will one night together help these feelings come out?
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
When I Kiss Your Mouth, I Want To Taste It by Jane Krahe reviews
RPS - Mark watches Chris perform the "Kurt/Brittany" scene from Laryngitis, and comes away confused and flustered... Slash, rated for language
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Only The Good by Gandalf3213 reviews
During a trip down South, Kurt gets beaten within an inch of his life. In the aftermath of the event, Kurt begins to distance himself from his friends. They write letters to him, trying to understand before it's too late.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,201 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Kurt H. - Complete
Didn't See That One Coming by fantasyaddict95 reviews
Rachel and Jesse have the perfect relationship...or so it seems. As it turns out, Jesse's hiding something. What happens when Jesse has a huge secret no one could have ever anticipated?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Jesse sJ., Kurt H. - Complete
Mark Salling Does Not Do Jealous by lolacola01 reviews
An new character joins the cast of Glee but Mark just can't cope with the time Chris spends with him.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
A House is Not a Home by Maplefrost reviews
Finn isn't so sure he wants to tell everyone about him and Kurt, but then he hears what Kurt has to say...or what he has to sing...Sort of established Kinn. First Glee fanfic, please R&R! Warnings: Mild SLASH
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Rough Sex and Bubble Baths by HarryFado reviews
PWP- Anniversary Sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/17/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Taking Chances by rumbleroarz reviews
One-Shot Finn/Kurt. What happens when Finn takes a chance with Kurt. Not too good at summaries, but don't let that scare you away. :3 Reviews are nice. :D
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Could This Get Any Gayer? by wolf with panther eyes reviews
Kurt and Finn bond by watching Friends while their parents are out. Just a little bit of Kurt/Finn fluff: if you don't like, then the first half is safe as friendship.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
English Homework by Loony4moony816 reviews
Kurt can't find his homework and Puck is being a jerk. Fights ensue.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Purple Eradicator by Splish98 reviews
The superhero craze has well and truly begun in NY. With Kick Ass and Red Mist taking down criminals others begin to wonder about becoming a superhero, including Penny. Based on the film. Bad language, sexual references, action and comedy.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,415 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Christopher G./Red Mist, Todd H./Ass Kicker - Complete
Hands, Touching Hands by Loony4moony816 reviews
Artie was really touchy-feely.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Artie A., Kurt H. - Complete
Textual Healing by x-x-Rhii-x-x reviews
Riled by Mercedes, Puck decides to set something straight. Namely, the fact that he isn't. Puck/Kurt fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The Secret Agent's Booty Call by Twisted Ingenue reviews
Jesse St. James has never been up to anything good. He doesn't object to playing dirty when his stardom is on the line. In fact, dirty is the way he prefers to play it...especially when he wants to get inside Kurt Hummel's skinny jeans. SLASH. KurtxJesse
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Jesse sJ., Kurt H.
From the Eyes of Another by Sam the ham sandwich reviews
Maybe they didn't see the potential of perfection, but I did. All I need to do is help them open their eyes.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Kurt H., Mercedes J. - Complete
Any Minute Now by debraelq reviews
Finn reacts to Kurt joining the Cheerios ... and his performance of 4 Minutes. Kurt/Finn
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
New York Minuet by Au revoir Amour reviews
Juilliard is a big school, but sometimes it is destiny that two students should meet. Ryan/Kurt
Crossover - High School Musical & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,256 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Ryan E., Kurt H. - Complete
Snow Makes Everything Perfect by xelectrogirlx reviews
Vince wakes up unexpectedly at seven o'clock in the morning and wonders exactly what happens when he's up this early... fluffy goodness. Oneshot.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Playing Dressup by Slash Pl0x reviews
AU.Pre-Glee. Kurt cross dresses as his newly created persona “Kate”, and during a trip to the mall manages to capture the attention of both Puck and Finn. Slash. Puck/Kurt/Finn.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,504 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Kurt H.
Four Times Mercedes Jones Realized by Loony4moony816 reviews
Four Times Mercedes Jones Realized That She Would Always Be A Little In Love With Kurt Hummel And the One Time It Was Not The Case . Mercedes/Kurt friendship, pre-Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Mercedes J., Kurt H. - Complete
Just Try It by GeneImperfect reviews
Melchior shows Moritz how to rid himself of his "sticky dreams." A less metaphorical interpretation of the "Touch Me" sequence.
Spring Awakening - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Moritz S., Melchior G. - Complete
A New Dance by insaneantics21 reviews
Brittany offers Rachel a ride to dance class so Rachel can help her with her ballad. Femmeslash ensues. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Brittany P., Rachel B. - Complete
Brotection by idioticonion reviews
Ted looks after Barney after the events in 4.12 Benefits. Contains Barney/Ted slash.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Dirty by Anberu Shiruru reviews
Troy is doing so well in his dance lessons, that Ryan decides he needs a reward. And what a reward it turns out to be. Tryan YAOI DON'T LIKE DON'T READ.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Troy B., Ryan E. - Complete
Truth or Dare by albe-chan reviews
Prequel to the Take Me to Bed series. Hermione and Luna have a sleep-over, and a simple game turns ultra-naughty, ultra-fast. Basically SMUT. FEMMESLASH. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. HGLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
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After Party reviews
Pure fluffy smut. Declarations are made on a bouncy, and Howard ticks another first off his list.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Bad Dreams reviews
A little bit of pre-slash and tears. Vince has a nightmare about losing Howard.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Vince N., Howard M.
Begging For It
Slightly difficult to summarise PWP. Howard loves to listen to Vince beg.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/10/2014
An Attempt At Phone Sex reviews
Noelian AU where Noel and Julian are about 17 and totally boyfriends. The title says it all really.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Captain reviews
Sherlock discovers an interesting new kink. But he needs more data.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,679 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Wanna Be Yours reviews
It's Howard's, ahem... 33rd birthday and Vince has a special surprise that's miles better than a bouncy castle. Fulfilling a "Vince in sexy lingerie" request from KittieHill.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2014
Daddy's Little Man reviews
Daddy!kink smut. Vince accidentally lets slip of an embarrassing kink, with surprisingly brilliant results.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2014
A Way With Words reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Vince is struggling a bit with what to write in Howard's card.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Together reviews
Vampire AU inspired by the film 'Only Lovers Left Alive'. Sherlock and John have been married for centuries, and Sherlock just doesn't feel right unless they are together.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Slight Obsession reviews
Smutty little drabble. John has a slight obsession with certain parts of Sherlock's body.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Out Of My Head reviews
John is off on his honeymoon, and Sherlock just can't stop thinking about him. The Irene Adler of his mind palace decides to help distract him for a while.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Irene A. - Complete
Married Life reviews
Being married to Sherlock Holmes was going to be a lot different to just living with him. Which was ridiculous really, as Sherlock insisted vehemently that marriage would change absolutely nothing. Extremely fluffy snippets of the life of Dr. and Mr. Holmes-Watson, from newlyweds to retirement. So much fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,321 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Human Error reviews
Only one thought rushed through Sherlock's mind as he took his seat on the private plane – I should have told him. Angst and feels set at the end of His Last Vow.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just a Suggestion reviews
Mary suggests that they best way to spice things up before she and John get married would be a threesome. With Sherlock. Rated M for a very good reason.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,535 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M. - Complete
The Elaborate Prank reviews
A completely cracky continuation of the rooftop scene between Sherlock and Moriarty. Ever so slight spoilers about The Empty Hearse. "...as they faced each other on the roof of St. Bart's they made a life-changing realisation. They were the same."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
You Are Golden reviews
"So we're finally about to knock boots and all you can think about is your pretty little hunter?" Meg threw her head back in laughter. "Oh, Clarence, you sure know how to make a girl feel special."
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Meg, Castiel - Complete
Dude Looks Like a Lady reviews
Dean wakes up to discover that he's been turned into a woman. And so has Sam. And Castiel. So just your average day then. [I WILL COMPLETE THIS I SWEAR]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
One Night reviews
Nick recounts one night he spent with Jay Gatsby that he will never forget and never regret.
Great Gatsby - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/19/2013 - J. Gatsby, Nick C. - Complete
Like a New Toy reviews
12/River (12th Doctor isn't on the character list yet so... yeah). River gets to know a version of her husband that she's never met before. Rated M for smutty reasons.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Love and the Living Impaired reviews
Warm Bodies AU. S doesn't remember his name or anything about his life before this incredibly tedious zombie apocalypse happened. But then he meets an interesting human called John, and forgotten things like heartbeats and holding hands suddenly have the potential to exhume the world. [I WILL FINISH THIS I SWEAR]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
After Playing Pirates reviews
Fluffy little kid!lock drabble where five year old Sherlock and John decide that they definitely need to be together for ever and ever. Based loosely on some really adorable fanart by shootsbadcabbies.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Thrill of Watching reviews
Clara/Eleven/River threesome, shameless smut with a bit of a plot if you squint hard enough. Clara realises that one of her past selves saved River Song, and the Doctor takes his two favourite girls on a special trip to celebrate. And then, you know... smut ensues.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/1/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Reunion reviews
Post-Reichenbach with all the feels and angst you'd expect. John has spent the last three years pretending that he's okay, but nothing can stop him from wishing that Sherlock Holmes could just be alive again. Forgive the awful title. I'm not very good at titles. Rated T for a bit of very understandable swearing near the end.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lost and Found reviews
Sort of AU in which the Doctor has lost River, and then finds her with no memory of who she is, who he is... oh, and she's working in a strip club. Shameless smut but with an actual plot attached to it and everything.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Quite The Screamer reviews
Essentially plotless and difficult to summaries sexy times. River's always been a screamer, but this time she's going to have to be quiet.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
The New Girl In His Life reviews
Fluffy little drabble in which the Doctor and River choose a name for their baby.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Romance Will Have To Wait reviews
River leaves the Doctor a little gift from his future and her past, and all that lovey-dovey romantic stuff kind of goes out the window. Smuttiness ensues.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Obligatory Romantic Gesture Day reviews
John knows Sherlock doesn't believe in Valentine's Day, but after three years of expecting nothing he gets a surprise. Shameless fluff, followed by shameless smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Detective and the Time Lord reviews
My first ever bash at Wholock. The Doctor and Sherlock are old friends, and the Doctor agrees to keep an eye on John after the Riechenbach Fall. And I really suck at summaries...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2013 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Honeymoon of River Song reviews
Set just after The Wedding of River Song, but since it's basically just smut I doubt that really matters. River Song spends her days behind bars, but her nights... well, that's between her and the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Milestone reviews
Tiny little parent!lock drabble. John misses an important milestone in baby Hamish's life.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Night In With The Ponds reviews
Eleven/Amy/Rory threesome with basically no plot. The Ponds have the Doctor handcuffed to their bed. Oh, and this is my first ever bash at Doctor Who smut so be nice.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2013 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Play Time reviews
Slightly dub con PWP, so proceed with caution. Irene Alder would never give up the power to just anyone, but Jim Moriarty knows what she likes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Irene A., J. Moriarty - Complete
Everything I Never Got To Say reviews
Angsty post-Reichenbach ficlet. John writes a letter to Sherlock, confessing everything he never had a chance to say.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Anniversary reviews
Smutty, fluffy vampire!Klaine. Blaine gets Kurt the perfect gift for their 300th anniversary. Contains lots of blood and death so proceed with caution.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I'm Right Here reviews
Post-Reichenbach ficlet in which John wakes up from a terrible nightmare.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Not Exactly Age Appropriate reviews
Just a little parent!lock drabble. John doesn't think a game of 'crime scene' is very appropriate for four year old Hamish to be playing. But Sherlock thinks it's great.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Honeymooning With The Consulting Detective reviews
Basically plotless smut. The Holmes-Watson newlyweds are on their honeymoon. John wants to go sight-seeing. Sherlock would much rather do something that doesn't involve clothes or leaving their hotel room.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The End Of The World All Over Again reviews
Sequel to my first parent!lock fic, The Talk. Fifteen year old Hamish Holmes-Watson promised himself never to fall in love again after the stress of last time. But it's happened again. And it's the end of the world. Again.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Jealous Much reviews
Smutty little one-shot with basically no plot. Sherlock gets jealous when a client flirts with John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Talk reviews
A short little Parent!lock one-shot in which ten year old Hamish Holmes-Watson needs some advice from his Dad and his Father.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Just One Dance reviews
A fluffy little drabble. John convinces Sherlock to just one dance at their wedding reception. Mainly dialogue and with some very subtle references to sexy times.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mine reviews
PWP of the kinky kind with dom!John and sub!Sherlock. John is sick of the Woman's constant texting and decides to remind Sherlock who he belongs to. Rated M for a very good reason.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Forever reviews
After a case goes wrong and John is almost killed, Sherlock realises just how much his lover means to him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Only Exception reviews
Fluffy oneshot. Sherlock had never been and had never wanted to be romantically involved with anyone, but John was the exception. The only exception.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Adrenaline reviews
Smutty Johnlock drabble with basically no plot. I can't even think of a way to summarize it because it's just... smut. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Taming Of Noah Puckerman reviews
Re-publishing my old kinky Puckurt fic, in which Puck is happy to be whipped in every sense of the word by Kurt. Rated M for a very good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Birthday Boy reviews
AU. As a 25th birthday present, Sebastain gives Blaine an evening with a beautiful dominatrix called Cherub.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
An Ode To Tight Gold Pants reviews
After Kurt's performance of Not The Boy Next Door, Blaine just can't control himself. And it's all those to those tight gold pants.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Fight reviews
Sherlock and John have a monstrous fight, resulting in John storming out of the flat. But, after three days away, Sherlock starts to worry. Not my best summary, but... yeah.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Losing Sleep reviews
John Watson wasn't losing sleep because of something bad. He was losing sleep because, in taking Sherlock Holmes' virginity, John had created a monster.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Locker Room reviews
PWP in which Puck and Sam have some fun in a locker room. Because of reasons.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sam E., Puck - Complete
All Too Used To It reviews
Fluffy/smutty one-shot. After over a month together, there are a lot of things John is getting used to about Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
More Than Another Experiment reviews
My first bash at Johnlock smut. A painfully bored Sherlock decides on an experiment in basic human interaction. Or, you know, a conversation with John. I suck at summaries.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In The Back Room reviews
Kurt/Blaine/Puck/Sam/Finn/Artie/Mike/Dave/Sebastian AU orgy with basically no plot. Yes, you read correctly. Brace yourselves.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Kurt H. - Complete
Whatever It Takes reviews
PWP in it's purest form. Rachel and Quinn have some fun in a changing room. And then Puck joins in. Obviously.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Spray On Jeans And Hardcore Neck Porn reviews
Shamelessly smutty Klaine/Puck threesome. Puck finds himself hanging out with Kurt and Blaine and ends up learning a lot about them that he never would have guessed.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,364 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Not So Bad reviews
My first attempts at a badboy!Blaine fic. After juvie and reform school, Blaine is used to not caring about anything. Until he transfers to McKinley and meets a beautiful cheerleader.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,944 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Talk To Me reviews
A little series of shameless Klaine smut, in which Kurt plucks up the courage to tell Blaine what he wants in bed.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,508 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Salvation It Came Quite Suddenly reviews
Klaine drabble type thing set during On My Way. Blaine confesses to Kurt about his own problems with suicidal thoughts in the past.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Always The Bridesmaid reviews
Klaine drabble type thing during On My Way. Kurt rants to Blaine in the hallway while waiting for Rachel and Finn to get married.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Bad Girl reviews
Kinky and essentially plotless Faberry smut. Rachel admits her favourite fantasy is to be spanked, and Quinn is only too willing to comply.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
A Simple Letter Can Change Everything reviews
In the wake of her engagement to Finn, Rachel receives a heartfelt letter from Quinn and everything changes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Dancing and aLoving at the Love Shack reviews
While making out on the dance floor for the Sugar Shack, Kurt and Blaine are told to get a room. So... they do. Shameless smut ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Moment Alone reviews
Future fluff/smut in which Klaine are married. Little Toronto is away at a sleepover, so Kurt and Blaine finally have a whole night to themselves.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
An Extremely Warm Welcome reviews
Future fic where Samcedes are living together. Sam's been on a business trip for two week and Mercedes is very, very pleased to see him home.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Mercedes J., Sam E. - Complete
One Too Many Part Three reviews
Yet another alcohol fueled party in Rachel's basement in which Kurt is a slutty drunk, this time set just after Hold On To Sixteen.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,316 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Nobody Says No To Kurt Hummel reviews
AU Klaine. In which Kurt is the Head Cheerio/HBIC looking for something new, and Blaine is the awkward new kid he has his eyes on.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,642 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Wonderfully Unexpected reviews
Draco/Hermione/Harry/Luna foursome with not much plot. Just lots of... smut. Yeah. Also vaguely Christmassy, so this feels appropriate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh My Blaine, I Love Him So reviews
Total crack fic. All the Warblers have taken Blaine's transfer to McKinley hard, but Wes hits rock bottom. Angsty, in an amusingly OTT kind of way.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Wes - Complete
The Untitled Pezberry Femmeslash Fic reviews
Short and random. Santana corners Rachel in the bathroom. This is a bit on the dub-con side. Unintentionally. Seriously, I didn't even realise until readers told me I was a horrible person. Yeah.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B. - Complete
Goodbye For Now reviews
Kurt and Blaine say goodbye before Kurt leaves for college.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
That's Why They Invented Masturbation reviews
Set just before The First Time. Blaine's feelings lonely, and... well, what the title says.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Private Dance reviews
Hevans smut. Kurt treats Sam to, well... a private dance. Hey, at least my fics have titles now. Stop looking at me like that.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
The Neighbour reviews
AU. Blaine and Kurt are best friends in New York, and have both got a crush on Blaine's sexy neighbour, Mike Chang.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The First Time reviews
Kurt and Blaine's first time. Once they'd finished all the beautiful, soft focus, fully clothed staring at each other.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Put in His Place reviews
In which Kurt puts Sebastian in his place.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Take a Seat reviews
Total crack!fic, in which Finn wishes Blaine would just TAKE A SEAT.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Finn H., Blaine A. - Complete
Let It Snow reviews
Fluffy future Klaine smut, in which Kurt and Blaine have a morning quickie.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Caught in the Rain reviews
Kurt and Blaine get caught in the rain. And being wet seems to really suit Blaine. Smut ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
This Wonderful Job of Mine reviews
Puck decides to make his crappy job at Sheets'n'Things more enjoyable when Kurt walks in. Set back in the Days of Yore Season One .
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Dear Blaine reviews
The most depressing Klaine fic I have ever written, in which Kurt writes a heartfelt letter to the absent Blaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Making Up reviews
A bit of birthday smut for my dear, sweet Frida. In which Kurt and Blaine are as stubborn as each other.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Boys' Night reviews
Kurt/Blaine/Dave/Puck/Finn orgy with loads of kinkiness, rough sex, bondage, spanking and filth that is impossible to summarize because it's just smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Little Things reviews
Klaine from Santana's POV. Because she can always tell when someone's lost the Big V.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Random Encounter reviews
Slightly AU Brittana smut. Santana's having a crappy time at this party... until she spot a gorgeous blonde dancing on the table.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Passing Notes reviews
Blaine decides to distract Kurt during a particularly boring Spanish class.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
My Heart Keeps In Time reviews
Random Kartie smut. Kurt corners Artie in the choir room after rehearsing 'You Can't Stop The Beat'.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Artie A., Kurt H. - Complete
Congratulatory Flowers reviews
A fluffy little Klaine drabble that I really have no idea how to summarize...
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
After Booty Camp reviews
Essentially plottless Klaine smut in the choir room. It's just those damn track pants Blaine's wearing... can you blame Kurt for staring?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Lots of Love reviews
Future fluff. Blaine writes a little letter for each of his son's birthdays.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Competition reviews
Angry Klaine drabble, in which Kurt and Blaine have an actually really hot argument about auditioning for West Side Story.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Things One Does For a Solo reviews
A smut-tacular Warbler crack!fic foursome. We all know that Blaine got all the solos, but here the filthy reason why the Warbler Council loved him so much.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
Dave Karofsky's New Boyfriend reviews
Klaine go to The Lima Bean and bump into Dave... and his new and strangely familiar boyfriend.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
An Almighty Mess reviews
In which Kurt and Blaine very nearly almost break up.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Unintentional Sexiness of Kurt Hummel reviews
Poor Blainers is driven insane by the gallons of sexy that Kurt doesn't realise he has. Sex ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The New Quinn Frabray reviews
Quinn's suddenly feeling rebellious. It's time for some reinvention.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,761 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Toronto reviews
Little Toronto Anderson-Hummel tells us about his life and his daddies.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Slushie To The Face reviews
It's Blaine's first day at McKinley and he gets a less than pleasant welcome. Luckily Kurt's there to clean him up.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Letters reviews
Incredibly romantic Klaine love letters that I'm not sure how to summarize.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Something a Little Different reviews
Essentially plotless Klaine smut. Blaine wants to try something a little different tonight.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Mortally Challenged reviews
It's difficult to explain to someone who isn't a twin. It's not like just having another brother. It's so much more than that. It's like two halves of one person, different but the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - George W., Fred W.
A Little Bit of Fun reviews
AU Klaine, with some Kurtofsky thrown in too. Dave is a mob boss. Kurt is his boyfriend who enjoys flirting with other guys. Blaine is working for Dave. Yeah.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,948 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Prince's Heaven reviews
Severus gets his reward for his bravery in his afterlife.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How Things Are Supposed To Be reviews
It's been seven years since the Second War. Hermione is about to get married to Ron. But her dreams are filled with fantasies of someone else, memories of an unforgettable affair...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One Two Many Part Two reviews
Rachel throws yet another drunken Glee Club party in her basement. But will Kurt get wasted and make out with everyone again? Short answer: YES. Long answer: Read on.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Little Klaine Scenes reviews
A drabble collection of some short scenes, fluffy scenes between Kurt and Blaine that I wish could have happened on the show.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Prince and The Servant reviews
Blaine is the prince of an unnamed kingdom, due to marry Rachel Berry. But instead he falls for someone else... a young servant with a beautiful singing voice.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,743 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Untitled Fluffy Klaine Drabble reviews
As the non-title suggests, here's a bit of Klaine fluff set just before Senior year that I don't really know how to summarise...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
For You reviews
Horror drabble, Rated M just for the violence. Blaine would do anything for Kurt. Anything.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
One Too Many reviews
Rachel has another party in her basement before Nationals, and everyone wonders what kind of drunk Kurt is. Answer: kind of slutty. And hilarious. Rated M for a good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dork Appreciation reviews
Samcedes fluffiness. Because Mercedes appreciates Sam's dorkiness.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Sam E., Mercedes J. - Complete
Slow Dance reviews
What I wish happened when Sam asked Mercedes to dance at Prom. So fluffy I can't even.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Mercedes J., Sam E. - Complete
My Boys reviews
Kurt/Blaine/Sam threesome with a bit of a plot if you look hard enough through the haze of smut. Kurt loves his boys.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Master reviews
Kinky Klaine smut with Dom!Kurt and Sub!Blaine. Because Blaine has been a very bad boy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The McKinley High Closet Case Alliance reviews
Davetana friendship, with insane amounts of unrequited Kurtofsky and Brittana. Because Dave and Santana understand each other.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,714 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - D. Karofsky, Santana L. - Complete
Scars reviews
Blaine's past, and why he transferred to Dalton. Really, really angsty. You have been warned.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
Sexting reviews
In which Kurt and Blaine have two rather interesting and by that I mean filthy text conversations during their respective lessons at McKinley and Dalton.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
That Uniform reviews
Klaine smut from Kurt's POV. In which Blaine finds out that Kurt was a Cheerio and undapper thoughts and smut ensue.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Untitled Faberry Femslash Fic reviews
My first attempt at Faberry smut, which I have no idea how to summaries. Other than it's a little bit angsty and you probably won't like Quinn but the end of it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Going Back and Getting Better reviews
Kurt/Blaine and Dave/Redemption. Kurt going back to McKinley inspires Dave to change. And I kind of suck at summaries.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Little Star reviews
AU in which Kurt is a porn star. Kurt/Basically Everyone, and Rated M for obvious reasons.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,580 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
The Untitled Klainofsky Slashfic reviews
Kurt, Dave and Blaine get hilariously wasted. Smut ensues. Rated M for filth and irresponsible drinking.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Shopping Trip reviews
Kurt takes Dave shopping. Dave get's bored. Kurt decided to make it more interesting. Smut ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The Other Guy reviews
A spin-off from my Kurt/Blaine/Karofsky love triangle, 'Caught In The Middle', only from Dave's POV. Rated M for angst and light smuttiness.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
You'll Regret It In The Morning reviews
Kurt drunkenly called Dave after Blaine and Rachel kiss at the party. That's the only way I can think of summarizing this and it doesn't sound that interesting. But it is!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Untitled KurtEveryone Drabble Collection reviews
A collection of smutty, unrelated drabbles pairing Kurt with, well... everyone. You're bound to enjoy at least one of them, so give it a go. Rated M for such a good reason, I can't even tell you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,601 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Prom Night reviews
Fluffy, smutty Hevans Love, which I can't think of how to summarise without sounding really obvious. But don't let that put you off.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
The Untitled Kurtofsky Angst Fic reviews
Established Kurtofsky relationship. Dave was expecting to get a hard time from Azimio and the guys for dating Kurt, but no one expected this. Rated M just to be on the safe side.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/20/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The Untitled St Klaine Slashfic reviews
Kurt/Blaine/Jesse threesome. Kurt and Blaine go to New York and see a show on Broadway, which Jesse is in. They all go back to their hotle room and, well... lots of sexy times ensue. Rated M for a very good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Slumber Party reviews
Santana/Brittany/Rachel/Quinn/Tina/Mercedes. Yes, you read that correctly. Rachel throws a Team-Building Slumber Party and Santana and Brittany decided to make it more interesting. Lots of sexy times ensue. Rated M for a very good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Feeling Better reviews
Sequel to 'Feeling Lonely', in which Kurt comes back from vacation. Rated M for a very good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Feeling Lonely reviews
Established Kurtofsky relationship. Kurt away on vacation and Dave's feeling... well, lonely. Rated M for a very good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
All That Matters reviews
Kurt and Dave are a couple now, but nobody's quite gotten used to it yet.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Studying reviews
Kurt is trying to help Sam study. Sam has other ideas. Sexy times ensue.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Caught in the Middle reviews
An angsty Karofsky/Kurt/Blaine love triangle from Kurt's POV.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Proof That Dave Karofsky Is Actually Quite Brave reviews
The last in my Kurtofsky series. Sick of being seen as a bully, Dave finally comes clean.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The Untitled St Hummel Slashfic reviews
Kurt/Jesse smuttiness. I'm not entirely sure how to summarise this fic, but lets just say that you may never be able to look at the piano in the McKinley High choir room in quite the same way again. There really isn't enough St. Hummel in the world...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,695 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Kurt H., Jesse sJ.
The Untitled Dramione Smutfic reviews
One-shot. Ron cheats on Hermione and she gets caught up in her need for revenge. I suck at summaries...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Proof That Dave Karofsky is the Jealous Type reviews
Part four of my Kurtofsky series. Now that Dave is sort of friends with Kurt, he becomes incredibly jealous of Blaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/11/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The Untitled Hevens Smutfic reviews
One-shot. Kurt and Sam have some unexpected fun in the school shower room.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
The Untitled HarryxDraco Slashfic reviews
One-shot. Harry's POV. My skill for summaries is about a good as my skill for story titles, but don't let that put you off. Rated M for a very good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Untitled GleeKickAss Slashfic Crossover IIII reviews
Kurt's POV. I have no idea how to summarize this, but it's Rated M purely for my foul-mouthed, badass Kurt.
Crossover - Glee & Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
The Untitled Klaine Smutfic Part Two reviews
Sequel to my first Untitled Klaine Smutfic. Kurt repays Blaine, just like he promised.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Weirdest Day Ever reviews
Kurt shows up at McKinley to find that every guy in school wants him. I wrote this ages ago and don't let it's incompleteness scare you away.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H.
The Untitled Klaine Smutfic reviews
Just a little bit of Kurt and Blaine lovin', in an empty corridor at Dalton.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Proof That Dave Karofsky Wants Out Of The Closet reviews
The third instalment of my amusingly accurate, increasingly angsty and completely one-side Karoskfy/Kurt love story.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Proof That Dave Karofsky Is Totally In The Closet reviews
After my first Karofsky/Kurt fic turned out to be insanely true, I decided to write an angsty little sequel set after the events which I totally called in Never Been Kissed.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The Untitled Glee Orgy Slashfic reviews
Kurt/Finn/Puck/Sam/Jesse/Artie/Mike/Blaine. I don't think I need to say any more than that. Rated M for a VERY good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
The Moonlight reviews
Puck/Mercedes future fic. I can't actually think of how to summarize this other than Puck and Mercedes are reunited after about ten years. And then sexy times happens. I know, excellent summary.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Puck, Mercedes J. - Complete
Just His Imagination reviews
Will Schuester is feeling lonely in the choir room. And I'm no good at summaries. This is a totally crack!fic, by the way. And rated M for a good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Will S. - Complete
The Untitled KurtxFinnxPuck Smutfic reviews
Kurt, Finn and Puck threesome with basically no plot. No, seriously. Rated M for a very, very good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
The Untitled Monfer Slashfic reviews
Real person fic. Chris and Cory share a dressing room at the Emmys and keep on being interrupted. Rated M for mild sexy times.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
The Untitled ChrisCory Slashfic reviews
Real person fic. Cory's POV. Not entirely sure how to summerise this. It's basically just shameless Chris and Cory fluff. And it's mainly about their age difference, and how weird that makes Cory feel.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
What Happens in Monte Carlo reviews
Kevin/Jenna. Because you know stuff happened when they were in Monte Carlo. This is my first time writing a real person fic, so be nice.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Tina C., Artie A. - Complete
Pussycat reviews
A rather smutty, rather kinky Kurt/Puck one-shot with basically no plot. Kurt wears cat ears. And a collar. I don't think I need to say anymore.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The Untitled Kurtcedes Friendship Fic reviews
A short and sweet Kurt and Mercedes friendship/almost love one-shot. My talent for summaries matches my talent for story titles, but don't let that put you off.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Kurt H., Mercedes J. - Complete
Proof That Dave Karofsky Is Actually In The Closet reviews
The title kind of speaks for itself. Just a funny and very nearly almost smutty one-shot that will have you looking at Karofsky a little differently from now on.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Twitter Love reviews
Kurt/Puck. Rachel stumbles across an unexpected conversation on Twitter. Based on the RPing that me and my internet bestie, Mara, have been doing. Also my first bash at Purt Love :
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Distraction reviews
One-shot. Draco and Hermione are passing notes in class. I'm not very good at summaries. Rated M for a very good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Untitled GleeKickAss Slashfic Crossover III reviews
This one is a bit more Glee than Kick-Ass, but it's still as random and sweary as ever. Hit Boy goes to McKinley. Rated M for swearing and implied sexy times, although not as much as the other two.
Crossover - Glee & Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Can't Fight This Feeling Kurt's Turn reviews
The companion to my Finn/Kurt fic, 'Can't Fight This Feeling' kind of helps if you've read that one first , but from Kurt's POV this time. This story has been known for it's fluffiness. You've been warned.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H.
Dreams That Come True reviews
Sequel to 'Dreams That Never Fade', so it helps if you read that one first or you won't know what's going on. The day after Artie's unusual dream. Kurt/Artie FTW! :D
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Artie A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dreams That Never Fade reviews
Artie has an unusual dream. I fail at summaries. Don't let it put you off. My first ever Kurt/Artie fic, even though it's only short. And it actually has a title! I suck at titles! There isn't enough Kurt/Artie in the world...
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artie A., Kurt H. - Complete
Finn and Kurt Have Fun on the Internet reviews
One-shot. Finn and Kurt are talking online. Virtual sexy times ensue. I fail at summaries, but don't let that put you off.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
The Untitled GleeKickAss Slashfic Crossover II reviews
Finn/Kurt. Finn's POV. Part Two of the randomest story I've ever written, and loaded with angst and swearing.
Crossover - Glee & Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
The Untitled GleeKickAss Slashfic Crossover reviews
Random Finn/Kurt one-shot. Foul-mouthed, badass Kurt, aka Hit Boy. Finn, aka Kick-Ass, falls for him. Kurt's having none of it. I really fail at summaries, but it's a bit of fun so give it a go. It'll make me happy.
Crossover - Glee & Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Think of the Mailman reviews
Some Finn and Kurt lovin' from Finn's POV. Part of my Can't Fight This Feeling fic, although you don't have to have read it to understand this. My first ever Rated M fic, so be nice. *blushes*
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Can't Fight This Feeling reviews
A Kurt/Finn love story, set entirely from Finn's point of view. This is my first ever published fanfic, and I really can't write summaries, but don't let that put you off, it's lovely really.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,079 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
The Untitled Mighty Boosh Slashfic reviews
Howard doesn't understand why Vince wants to go out with him. Fluffiness ensues. One-shot from Howard's POV, and the first Boosh fic I've ever written. I fail at summaries almost as much as I fail at titles, but don't let that put you off.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete