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Joined 12-03-09, id: 2166461, Profile Updated: 03-23-11
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello, I'm V for Viagra or V.V. I'm female, 22 years old and employed. I won't/don't call myself serious author but I do have a jumble of ideas jumping around in my head that I do enjoy putting down on--uuh-- banwidth? The stories I right are Harry Potter based but I am hoping to soon venture out into the Glee realm.

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Replaceable by StarSwathi reviews
Kurt's life spirals out of his control but he finds help in the unlikeliest people.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 184,005 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Letterman jacket by superninjagurl reviews
"An ambulance is on its way. Please stay on the line, Noah." - Angst/Hurt/Comfort/Romance all tangled up into one when Puck is the first one on the scene after the bullies has taken it too far.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,395 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Let's give it a try by Love of GLEEK reviews
Sequal to Don't be ashamed, Puck wants to teach Kurt to enjoy his body and Kurt isn't so sure. Boy pussy fic part 2 of the KBP series.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Yours, Mine, and Ours by AlexJanna reviews
After his wife leaves and abandons their children, Harry doesn't think he or his kids will ever heal. But a chance meeting with an old nemesis in Diagon, various childish schemes, and a bit of quick upheaval make Harry see his life's not all irreparable.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,710 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 2,609 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Shadows of Tomorrow by ZephyrTheBunny reviews
"Even with the ski mask on, Kurt could tell it was Karofsky standing in the dim light of the window." Kurtofsky non/con-dub/con
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bursting Bubbles by Stephanniexo reviews
Harry and Draco grow closer during bathtime. AU 8th year. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,094 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Must Have Done Something Right by MissPronounced reviews
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 70 - Words: 202,151 - Reviews: 3603 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Out of the Darkness by Constance1 reviews
Draco Malfoy is shocked to find Harry Potter working as a male escort in Knockturn Alley, but it seems selling himself isn't Harry's only secret. Warnings: non-con.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,933 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Forever Entwined by cdraco reviews
The war is over, & things are not as Harry expects, his relationship with Ginny is fractured, his future uncertain and his search for normalcy leads him to Draco Malfoy , for they are bound together by a red string of fate. EWE 8th yr. Harry/Draco slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,459 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Who Needs Therapy When You Have Beer by TipsyArmadillo reviews
This might be a good time to mention Blaine gives terrible advice and his plans rarely ever work.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,912 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Another Shot At Life by CatJetRat reviews
Draco's going on trial for war crimes he committed under Voldemort. Yet an unexpected savior comes to his aid, much to his chagrin. Afterward, he goes back to Hogwarts in an attempt to finish his schooling. HPDM slash. D/s with Top!Harry DH compliant. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,694 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Move over, Hummel by superninjagurl reviews
There was a slight pause, a moment with no reply, in which Kurt pondered over rolling over and pushing the jock out of bed, but before he got to that point, Puck answered him. "Dude, I've got a boner." / unfinished, but shut down.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,840 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Harry's Dirty Little Secret by cdraco reviews
Harry's a succesful Quidditch player that enjoys a very casual lovelife.When sudden paternity suits arise and accusations are flying,an old fashioned Ministry decides to auction him off in Marriage to the highest bidder. HarryDraco slash AU no Voldie
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,041 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Catch 22 by Jad fic reviews
As if NEWTS weren't enough, Dumbledore's gone and had another one of his bright ideas. If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry's correspondent, hailing the Apocalypse. OotP/HBP/DH disregaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,431 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Three Laws by Saucery reviews
Merlin is a recalcitrant and terribly incompetent robot. Arthur is his secretly adoring master. Arthurian legend meets Asimov meets Harlequin in this tale of forbidden romance!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
Sex Kitten Homo Felidae by Sybrant67 reviews
PWP AU: 'Sex Kittens' had been around for decades but it had only been in the last ten years or so that the cost of buying one had dropped enough that people other than the super-rich could actually afford to own one.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 140 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Another Straight Guy by IceQueenRia reviews
"You bullied me into loving you," Kurt sobbed. "Tripped me and I fell, but you didn't catch me." Silently, Noah walked away, leaving the other teen to cry in privacy. Kurt/Puck a story of friendship and unrequited love.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,436 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
The Yank by emo-geek-87 reviews
Puck takes a viagra and it gives him a super-huge-perma-erection! Puck/Kurt SLASH
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Deal by magic207 reviews
Arthur is obsessed with Merlin. Well, a certain part of Merlin in particular...
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Accusations Fly by WinterStorrm reviews
New in town, relationship shy Arthur Pendragon meets Merlin Emrys and gets more than he bargained for. Is he setting himself up for a fall; or will the course of true love run smooth for once? Age difference. Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,782 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Birthday Presents by Cae Thomas aka CNL reviews
It's Draco's 17th birthday, and Blaise has quite the gift in mind. Harry/Draco/Blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Not a Victim by Crawler reviews
Kink meme fill: Puck is pretty sure a rape victim is supposed to be upset or angry or... or anything other than the indifference Kurt Hummel is showing. He'll do whatever it takes to make that boy feel again. Puck/Kurt, Kurt/OC non-con
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,498 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Three's a crowd? by WinterStorrm reviews
Draco walks in on Harry and Blaise and realises too late what - or rather who - he really wants. Harry/Blaise to start, Draco/Harry/Blaise eventually. HBP compliant. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,741 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pussycat by GeniaTheParadox reviews
A rather smutty, rather kinky Kurt/Puck one-shot with basically no plot. Kurt wears cat ears. And a collar. I don't think I need to say anymore.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
How To Save A Life by sasunaru2themax reviews
When Itachi discovers his controlling father does more then just use his words to show his mother and brother who's in charge and his own romantic feelings suddenly turn to Sasuke, whats Itachi to do? ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Can't Start A Fire by HarryFado reviews
Puck is a firefighter and saves Kurt from a burning building, he's instantly drawn to the soprano and knows that somehow, someway, he's going to make him his "wife".
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,036 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
You Could Save Me by HarryFado reviews
Puck is a bodyguard who takes on a privileged client. Sparks of all kinds fly.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,778 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Control Issues by Renai-chan reviews
When Sirius and Remus accidentally stumble into the parlor, Draco decides to use the opportunity to his full advantage and full pleasure. SMUT, SLASH AND ALL THAT! You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,528 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hurt Me by Kaline Reine reviews
His older brother was always telling him things that didn't make sense. He said things that hurt feel good and things that feel good hurt. Did that mean Itachi was a liar, if what he said was the opposite of the truth? Read to find out! ItaSasu yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,190 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Animus by isolde13 reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort. But he did not leave the final battle unscathed. Into his life comes Draco, who's been working as a prostitute in Muggle London...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,191 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Towel Boy 2 reviews
A scandal about a Qudditch player and a towel boy rocks the tabloids and Draco is left wondering exactly where he stands with the two men who gave him a night he would never forget. Blaise/Draco/Harry Threesome! MMM, secret surprises! Sequel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 12/8/2014
When Harry Met Slytherins reviews
Harry is suffering and the only people who can save him are the two people he thought hated him the most. BZ/DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,764 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Towel Boy reviews
HP/DM/BZ After years being tormented by the two sexiest Quidditch players in the league Draco finds out a secret about them that will change things forever. Not everything is as it seems. Sometimes cruelty hides dirty desires. Its a three-some kiddies!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,523 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Yours Again reviews
When Draco is raped by a Harry look alike will they be able to mend the life that has been shattered? Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,568 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete