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Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, Vampire Academy, Inuyasha, and Naruto.
I am in love with Edward Cullen...and for my mental health don't tell me he is not real and that even if he was, he is married... :)
So, I love Vamps, Edward, Edward, Fang, Twilight, Edward, Vamps... did i mention i love Edward?? Oh yeah, and I have an unhealthy obsession about Greek mythology. Seriously, I could sit by hours just talking about the Greek Gods and their family tree (which let me tell you, it's huge). And my other strange, unhealthy obsession is with Roger Taylor (and Queen too...)It consists on Roger being so serious that I actually find it funny and sexy. And it doesn't help he had blond hair and blue eyes (which I've always loved on guys ;)) But most of all... I love gays. They are so cool (just to be sure you get me, I'm not gay myself) and they are normally really sexy. If you are against them, I'm sorry but I don't get why you hate them; but then again, it's everybody's right to think whatever the hell they want! :) (Please don't hate me -nervous laugh-)
Anyhoo, so I mainly love Edward, but, i like Emmett too. Why?? He loves to make fun of people, he is funny, and careless... but mostly, because he bugs people to no end and laughs at everything just like i do!!
I have an announcement!!! I have just made a new blog!!!!!! Yey! In there I may post my fanfictions (though I haven't decided yet) and I posted new stories that I have made up and I would really like for you to go check them out. the URL is www.leahdrawn.wordpress.com
you know when sometimes people tell you how weird u are as an insult? The best way to make them mad is smile and say thanks! because really... what's the fun in being normal??
Here are some really funny things i found around in fanfiction and internet... Enjoy!! (FYI, I am going to be making little notes, if u don't like it them, suck it up and be a man!!They'll be in BOLD)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. (I know I am)
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" (Please, support my decision to copy and paste this one)
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. (sadly, I am in la la land so much of my time, sometimes I don't even pay attention to my own thoughts)
If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon, and you want to hit her hard in the head with a blunt axe, copy this into your profile. (What was wrong with her when she said no?!)
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile. (It's fun being part of the 7 percent! la la la la!)
If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate Jacob Black with an uneding passion, copy and paste this into your profile. (somebody KILL that mutt!)
If you slap anyone who tells you that Edward Cullen is not real, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'd be like 'Oh, no he didn't')
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (Honey, I do it all of the time)
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.
And now, the awards for the best things ever said...
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (Jaja!)
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge; I laugh even harder
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (Sadly, mine do... go talkative people!)
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. (Sadly, I do it all of the time)
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. (I certainly do)
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.-Willy Wonka. (My friends and I were making fun 'bout it in Drama class a few weeks ago... awesome!)
Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)
Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. (Don't be creeped out Bobby!)
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Tell the truth and run.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important, school however, is another matter. (The hell it is...)
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? (Do the math people!)
"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"
Don't mess with me I've got a stick
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. (Hell yeah!)
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. (True... but i love them all the same)
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. (Bet that'd be fun...)
Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.
Guns don't kill people. I do. (I actually don't...)
A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!' (Haha!)
Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs. (Sad...)
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. (Who's with me?)
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. (One friend of mine would be long dead if it was legal... shhh don't tell!)
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. (Awwww)
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
I have yet to try being fried by a lightning -My Geography teacher, when asked what would happen if you were struck by a lightning.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. (Why do i feel this sentence is so right about me?)
The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
Hope you had a good laugh!!
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
A/N: This is how a conversation went with one of my teachers and a friend in history class... enjoy.
Teacher: You can call me Mr. Philip and I will respond to you, you can call me Mr. Pflugsbeil and I will respond, you can call me 'Sir' and I will respond to you. But if you call me 'Hey you' I probably won't respond.
My Friend: Can we call you Mr. Double P?
Teacher: ... No; I find that degrading.
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