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Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, Inuyasha, and Naruto.
I am in love with Edward Cullen...and for my mental health don't tell me he is not real and that even if he was, he is married... :)
So, I love Vamps, Edward, Edward, Fang, Twilight, Edward, Vamps... did i mention i love Edward?? Oh yeah, and I have an unhealthy obsession about Greek mythology. Seriously, I could sit by hours just talking about the Greek Gods and their family tree (which let me tell you, it's huge). And my other strange, unhealthy obsession is with Roger Taylor (and Queen too...) It consists on Roger being so serious that I actually find it funny and sexy. And it doesn't help he had blond hair and blue eyes (which I've always loved on guys ;)) Also, since I wrote this like seven years ago, obviously more interests have been added, like manga.
Anywho, so I mainly love Edward, but, I like Emmett too. Why?? He loves to make fun of people, he is funny, and careless... but mostly, because he bugs people to no end and laughs at everything just like I do!!
I have an announcement!!! I have just made a new blog!!!!!! Yey! The URL is www.leahdrawn.wordpress.com. It's like a thought-dumpster, so to say.
Uh, just another FYI. I wrote the story Hell-High almost seven years ago (time goes by so quickly); it's not the story I'm most proud of. It's filled with grammatical, tense, and any and all kinds of errors. So, because of it, one of the two things may happen: either I'll revise it completely, or I'll take it down. I am quite fond of it, as it was one of the first fanfics I published, so right now my nostalgia is the only thing that's keeping it there. So, if you really liked it (which I'd be flattered by), you have my full approval for downloading it as a PDF (though I know nothing's stopping you). The same goes for all my stories, really; I don't mind you downloading them, although if I had to choose a story for you to download, it'd be Chronicles of a Western Belle. It's my favorite. :)
And now, the awards for the best things ever said...
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (Haha!)
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge; I laugh even harder
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (Sadly, mine do... go talkative people!)
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. (Sadly, I do it all of the time)
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. (I certainly do)
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.-Willy Wonka. (My friends and I were making fun 'bout it in Drama class a few weeks ago... awesome!)
Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)
Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. (Don't be creeped out Bobby!)
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Tell the truth and run.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important, school however, is another matter. (The hell it is...)
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? (Do the math people!)
"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"
Don't mess with me I've got a stick
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. (Hell yeah!)
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. (True... but i love them all the same)
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. (Bet that'd be fun...)
Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.
Guns don't kill people. I do. (I actually don't...)
A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!' (Haha!)
Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs. (Sad...)
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. (Who's with me?)
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. (One friend of mine would be long dead if it was legal... shhh don't tell!)
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. (Awwww)
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
I have yet to try being fried by lightning -My Geography teacher, when asked what would happen if you were struck by a lightning.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. (Why do i feel this sentence is so right about me?)
The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
Hope you had a good laugh!!
A/N: This is how a conversation went with one of my teachers and a friend in history class... enjoy.
Teacher: You can call me Mr. Philip and I will respond to you, you can call me Mr. Pflugsbeil and I will respond, you can call me 'Sir' and I will respond to you. But if you call me 'Hey you' I probably won't respond.
My Friend: Can we call you Mr. Double P?
Teacher: ... No; I find that degrading.
P.S. Oh my god like six years after I posted this I have finally understood the double entrée. I can't believe it took me so long to get my teacher's answer, I'm dying.
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