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Author has written 12 stories for Mortal Instruments, Darkest Powers, Vampire Knight, Ghost Hunt, and Soul Eater.

Below you is random crap I have posted...Someday I WILL go through it all...Somedayyy...

Skip to the bottom for anything that is actally about my writeing.

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100 ways that if you do you are nuts:

1. Do not introduce yourself as role-playing character in public.

2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3. Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard last number. Do number 1-4.

7. Note Expressions.

8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9. Floor is slippery when wet.

10. Lake is slippery when dry.

11. Only talk to strangers you know.

12. Strangers you don't know are spies...kill them all.

13. For legal purposes be sure to delete last note.

14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15. Kill them for security purposes.

16. Crying doesn't solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18. The men in white coats are not your friends.

19. Ask them for a room full of sharp, pointy objects.

20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, not the best cure for drowning.

22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24. Always remember, uh...uh...damn.

25. Train armies of flying monkeys.

26. Goldfish don't like milk.

27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28. Find out who invented the word 'pianist'.

29. People are staring at you.

30. So act insane.

31. People are weird but not as weird as me.

32. Do not taunt animals at the zoo. They have feelings...and teeth.

33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do it as much as possible.

35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry, it's only me. Bonding.

36. Never pet a burning dog.

37. Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you're wearing a parka.

38. Naked men dig parkas.

39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40. You know what would look good on you?

41. Immolated cockroaches.

42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43. The size of Danny DeVito.

44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46. Stalking is fun. Do it a lot.

47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree."

48. No matter what people say. There is a way into your fantasy world.

49. The way is rum.

50. Constipated people don't give a shit.

51. The Ten Steps to Dying.

a. Fall down.

b. Be rushed to hospital.

c. Not be saved.

d. Be mourned over.

e. Be buried in dirt.

f. Have your grave looted.

g. Rot.

h. Rot.

i. Rot.

j. Have your bones reanimated and used for pain, destruction and terror.

52. You cannot kill the snow.

53. The snow can kill you.

54. Grass can kill you too.

55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I couldn't get his lucky charms.

56. Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57. He is real...no matter what the men in white say.

58. Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61. Pretend to be so around the n00bs.

62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul-sucking demon.

63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64. Go ask Senior Diablo for bigger pitchfork.

65. Remember to kill HIM.

66. Tell the small children in the TOYS 'R' US that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67. Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69. Scream. Doctors don't like it; they give you a shot of something nice.

70. Hide the bodies. Otherwise people will ask embarrassing questions.

71. Eat the evidence.

72. But not if it’s broken glass.

73. If in the presence of someone much wiser then you, point in a random direction and shout, "LOOK, a distraction." Then run.

74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats little children.

75. Disregard last note.

76. Note reactions.

77. On average, 100 people choke to death by ball point pens every year.

78. Stock up on ball point pens.

79. Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81. Do not stick fingers in a blender.

82. Blender...Bad...Ouch.

83. Blood loss is bad.

84. Find way to reattach fingers.

85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86. Answer every question with a question.

87. Ask people what gender they are.

88. Note reactions.

89. Refer to people as mortal.

90. The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92. Star by drowning them in fire ants.

93. Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94. Kill them.

95. Brutally.

96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97. Dunk head in boiling water.

98. Disregard last note. Was written by voice #7.

99. Gullible is written on the ceiling.

100. Investigate this whole 'critical mass' when the klaxon dies down.


From Mortal Instruments:

"...Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?'-Isabelle
"Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."-Jace

"At least," you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."-Isabelle
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting."-Jace
--

"...in fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission.' -Jace
"Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on ebay," Clary-.
"Selling them on what?"-Jace

, "A mythical place of great magical power."-Clary

"Meanwhile," Simon-, "I wanted to tell you that lately I've been cross-dressing. Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. I thought you should know."
--

"And now I’m looking at you," he said, "and you’re asking me if I still want you, as if I could stop loving you. As if I would want to give up the thing that makes me stronger than anything else ever has. I never dared give much of myself to anyone before – bits of myself to the Lightwoods, to Isabelle and Alec, but it took years to do it – but, Clary, since the first time I saw you, I have belonged to you completely. I still do. If you want me."-Jace
--

"What's this?" -Alec

"It's a girl," Jace-. "Surely you've seen girls before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one." "
--

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for"
--

"That seems like stealing, doesn't it?" Simon-."Ooh. Mochaccino. Did you pay for these?"

"Sure,"- Magnus. "I make dollar bills magically appear in their cash register."

"Really?"- Simon

"No." -Magnus. "But you can pretend I did if it makes you feel better.
--

Simon - "You look happy. And a good thing for you that she does"

Jace - "Is this the part where you tell me if I hurt her, you'll kill me?"

Simon - "No. If you hurt Clary, she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons."
--

And I'm supposed to sit by while you date boys, fall in love with someone else, get married...?" Jace-. " and meanwhile, I'll die a little more everyday, watching."
--

Jace- "I used to think being a good warrior meant not caring. About anything, myself especially. I took every risk i could. I flung myself in the path of demons. I think I gave Alec a complex about what kind of fighter he was, just because he wanted to live."
"I alway thought love made you stupid. Made you weak. A bad shadowhunter. To love is to destroy. I believed that. And then I met you. You were a mundane. Weak. Not a fighter. Never trained. And then I saw how much you loved your mother, loved Simon, and how you'd walk into hell to save them.-- Love didn't make you weak, it made you stronger than anyone I'd ever met. And I realized I was the one who was weak."
--

"Patience grasshopper,"- Maia. "Good things come to those who wait."

"I always thought that it was 'Good things come to those who do the wave'",- Simon. "No wonder I've been so confused all my life."

"'Confused' is a nice word for it."-Jace

Clary - "Look you can date whoever you want and I will totally support you. I am all about support. Support is my middle name."

Simon- "So that's why you never told me your middle name. I figured it was something embarrasing."

Isabelle-" Have some of this"

Clary-"Is it going to turn me into a roudent?"

Isabelle-Where is the trust? I think it is strawberry guice. It's yummy.Jace?

Jace-I am a man and men do not comsume pink beverages. Get thee gone ,woman, and bring me something brown."

"Be a man." Said Clary

I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."

Well," said luke, "you're doing a fantastic job."

(An angel statue has a sign that says "1234, NEPHILIM: FACILIS DESCENSUS AVERNI")
Jace: "That's the motto of the Nephilim - Shadowhunters - there on the base."
Clary: "What does it mean?"
Jace: "Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234."
City of Bones, pg. 179

Clary: "It's so... dark."
Jace: "You want me to hold your hand?"
Clary: "Don't talk down to me."
Jace: "Well, I could hardly talk up to you. You're too short."
City of Bones, pg. 180

Dorothea: "Didn't I read your tea leaves, Shadowhunter? Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?"
Jace: "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
Dorothea: (roars in laughter) "At least you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
Jace: "Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting."
City of Bones, pg. 345

Alec: "There she is." (waves Isabelle over) "Over here. Watch out for the phouka."
Jace: "Watch out for the phouka?"
Alec: "He pinched me when I passed him earlier. In a highly personal area."
Jace: "I hate to break it to you, but if he's interested in your highly personal areas, he probably isn't interested in your sister's."
City of Bones, pg. 237

Simon: "I, for one, am enjoying myself immensely."
Clary: "Mmm-hmm."
Simon: "I feel that this evening DJ Bat is doing a singularly exceptional job. Don't you agree?"
Clary: (rolls eyes and says nothing)
Simon: "Meanwhile, I wanted to let you know that lately I've been cross-dressing. Also I'm sleeping with your mom. I thought you should know."
City of Bones, pg. 6

Jace: “Are you still mad?”
Alec: “I’m not mad.”
Jace: “Oh, yes you are.”
Alec: “I am not. Just because you said dragon demons were extinct-“
Jace: “I said mostly extinct.”
Alec: “Mostly extinct is NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH.”
Jace: “I see. I’ll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from ‘almost extinct’ to ‘not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.’ Will that make you happy?”
City of Ashes, pg. 9-10

Alec: “How do you manage never to get mud on you?”
Isabelle: “I’m pure at heart. It repels the dirt.”
Jace: (wiggles muddy fingers at her) “Filthy inside and out.”( *Winks*)
City of Ashes, pg. 10

Luke: “He’s not in a very good mood. I shut him up in Freaky Pete’s office after he nearly killed half my pack with his bare hands. He wouldn’t talk to me, so I thought of you.” (Looks at Clary’s and Simon’s baffled expressions) “What?”
Clary: “I can’t believe he came here.”
Simon: “I can’t believe you know someone named Freaky Pete.”
City of Ashes, pg. 42

Jace: “I don’t want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can’t confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.”
Luke: “Well, you’re doing a fantastic job.”
City of Ashes, pg. 45

"Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?" -Clary
"If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked."-Jace

"'We came to see Jace. Is he alright?' -Clary
'I don't know,' Magnus said. 'Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?'"

""Not everything is about you," Clary said furiously.
"Possibly," Jace said, "but you do have to admit that the majority of things are."


girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.


A PET'S TEN COMMANDMENTS...

1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.

2. Give me time to understand what you want of me

3.. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.

4. Don't be angry with me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you.

5. Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me.

6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.

7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember that I could hurt you, and yet, I choose not to bite you.

8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, I have been in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak.

9. Please take care of me when I grow old. You too, will grow old.

10. On the ultimate difficult journey, go with me please. Never say you can't bear to watch. Don't make me face this alone. Everything is easier for me if you are there, because I love you so.


"I'm not clumsly, the floor just hates me...okay, I am clumsy." Me

"Only clumsy people, such as myself, apolojize frequently to walls and floors and other inanimate objects for tripping on and/or over them." Me (but you got to admit this is true)

"I am about to go on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room where i will inevitably find the floor, yet again. And I may not make it out alive, so wish me luck that i will be blessed with some coordination instead of trying the difficult task that awaits-walking without tripping over something." Me

"The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room." Me

"Everyday, I compare everything to a vampire." Not a quote just the truth but I do it

"Sometimes, when life gives you something, you will always have to give another thing right back." Me

"History will always repeat itself in some form. It doesn't matter whether it is next year or in 200 years, it will always repeat." Me

"It isn't weird when you argue with yourself. It is weird, however, when you argue with yourself and lose.


1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in
America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages
of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'

.
10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

33 Things to do in an Elevator:
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - And back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
23. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
24. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
25. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
26. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
27. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
28. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift totting.
29. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
30. Tell people that you can see their aura.
31. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
32. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
33. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done!


-If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.

-Wish for what you want...work for what you need

-When you love someone you can tell...when you're in love with someone, every one else can.

-They laugh because I'm different...i laugh because they're the same.

-Fear is the heart of love.

-A good friend will comfort you when you're boyfriend breaks up with you...but a best friend will go up to him and ask "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

-I'd rather be hated for who i am the loved for who I'm not.

-The TRUTH is that everyone going to hurt you...you just have to decide who is worth the pain.

-You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad- Aldous Huxley

- Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.- Vernon Law

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

-Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

"When there's a will, I want to be in it."

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

-I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

-Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

"She's my best friend. Break her heart, and I'll break your face."

"I plan on living forever...so far so good."

"The greater danger for most of us is not that
our aim is too high and we miss it, but
that it is too low and we reach it."
- Michelangelo

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?",


If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun and addicting, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If boys at your school annoy you paste this onto your profile.

IF DEREK SOUZA IS TO YOU WHAT EDWARD CULLEN IS TO SUPER-FANS, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you have ever had multiple songs stuck in your head at the same time, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate! , copy and paste this into your profile.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--mine or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Sydney

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Sydizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Panther

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Renee Raven

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): worsdave

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Red Pop

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): syworravchbf (How do you pronounce that?)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): ????

9: YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one your pets) Black Buddy

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I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

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Darkest powers:

"...Had a chihuaha attack me last year... Took a good chunk out, too."
"A chihuaha?"
"Hey, that thing was more vicious then a pit bull." Chloe and Derek, The Awakening, The Darkest Powers series

"Where did you leave him?"
"Passed out in an alley... Not sure where though..."
"He's kidding." Tori, Derek and Chloe, The Awakening, The Darkest Powers series

"Oh, my God! It's a killer Pomeranian. It's a tough call but i think you can take him" --Chloe(REALLY????? probley)

"I left her overe ther-" I pointed." She wen't around back to watch the rear entrance. Hopefully, she's lying low and staying put."

"if it was you, yeah. Tori?" A dersive snort. I'd have basked more in compliment if I didn't know Derek considered Tori only smarter then plankton.

Chloe & Derek,The Awakening, The Darkest Powers series

"Is everything ok?"

"No, I kidnapped her and forced her to escape with me. I've been useing her as a human shiled aginist thos guys with guns, and I was just about to strangle her and leave her body here to throw them off my trail. Lucky for you, tough. You get to rescue poor little Chloe again and win her undying gratitude."

"Undying gratitude? Cool. Dose that come with eternal servitude? If so, I like my eggs sunnyside up."

Simon & Tori, The Awakening, The Darkest Powers series

"You guys tought..."

"That if you dont get your medicin in the next twenty-four hours, you'd be dead? Not exactly, but close. You know, the old 'upping the ante with a fatal disease that needs medical' twist. Apparntly it still works."

" Kinda let down, then, huh?"

"No kidding. Here we where, expicting to find you minutes from death. Look at you, not even gasping."

"All right, then. Emergancy medical situation, take two." *He lep to his feet, staggered, kneeled over, the lifted his head weakly*

"Chloe? Is that you?*He coughed* Do you have my insulin?"

I placed it is his outstreched hand*

"You saved my life, how can I ever repay you?"

"Undyinng servitude sounds good. I like my eggs scrambled."

"Would you settle for a brused apple?"

Chole & Simon, The Awakening, The Darkest Powers series

Ok,Speaking of Derek, wher eis he?

"Still shopping. He sent me back to hang with you. I think he wanted to spend more time with Tori."

"Want to take bets on who makes it back alive?"

"Derek. No contest. Last I saw he was ordering her to go find more blankets. By now, he's probly on his way here, leaving her to find her own way and hopeing she dosen't."

Chole & Simon, The Awakening, The Darkest Powers series

From Twilight Saga:

"Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving."-Edward Cullen(i'm not frightend of you at all jackass come on bring it)
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And So the lion fell in love with the lamb."(Then you get the shot gun and have lamb chops)

"What a stupid lamb."(I agree)

"What a sick masochistic lion."-Edward Cullen, Bella Swan
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"Afraid of a needle." he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." - Edward(no comment)
--

"You...made...me..faint"

"What am I going to do with you ?Yesterday I kiss you,and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!"- Bella and Edward
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Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner -Bella( I still agree)
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"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV." — Jacob Black( only the idots stomp ther foot in real life...oh lookk theres one now!)
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"Fall down again Bella?"
"No Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face."(Aint she a bright one) - Emment and bella
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Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars—points of light and reason… And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn’t see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything.--Edward
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But if you ever bring her back damaged again — and I don’t care whose fault it is; I don’t care if she merely trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head — if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three legs. Do you understand that, mongrel? ( No he needs his hotness!)
--

I’ll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors.”

“Why you don’t you just tell me who wins?”
“I do. Excellent.” --Alice and edward
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"Go fetch a space heater."Bella

i'm not a St.Bernard," Jacob


Vampire Academy Quotes:

"Man, you really are unstable" He grinned. Then his face fell "He sort of elaborated on what was in your note. Got into a little more detail."

"Oh, I get it. He said we had sex" Rose dead-panned.

"And, uh, Ralf too. That you and he–"

"I — what? That I had sex with Ralf too?"

Christian nodded at My shocked fury.

"That asshole! I'm going to—"

"There's more" He broke in.

"How? Did I sleep with the basketball team?" Rose shrieked.

"Yeah. We were badasses." - from SK-Rose(yeah we realated)

"The only thing better than imagining Dimitri carrying me in his arms was imagining him shirtless while carrying me in his arms." - from VA-Rose(let us all face it...She is right!)

"No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco." - from BP- Rose( ummm i do that too...copy cat)

"I crossed my arms over my chest. "Are you lost, little girl? The elementary school's over on west campus."

A pink flush spread over her cheeks. "Don't you ever touch me again. You screw with me, I'll screw you right back."( I tought you only did that with dimitri??? * ooohh burn* )

Oh man, what an opening that was.
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"Dimitri: "She Might be wild and disrespectful, but if she has potential-"(haha 2 burn)
Rose: "Wild and disrespecful? Who the hell are you anyway? Oursourced help?"( no he is hot Oursourced help) Kirova" "Guardian Belikov is the princess lissa's guardian now, her sanctioned guardian."
Rose: "You got cheap foreign labor to protect Lissa?"( oooooooohhhhh it's on now)
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"You, know I'm the Queen's favorite great nephew, Well, yeah I'm her only great nephew, but that's not important, I'd still be her favorite..." -Adrian( just keep tellling yourself that buddy)

No,It won't happen to you. You're too strong. You'll fight it, just like you did this time: Dimitri

I only did because you were here, I can't do it by myself:Rose

You can,You're strong-you're so, so strong. It's why I love you:Dimitri

"The incident with Dawn hadn't been one of my finer moments. I honestly hadn't expected to break any bones when I shoved her into a tree. Still, the incident had given me a dangerous reputation. The story had gained legendary status, and I liked to imagine that it was still being told around campfires late at night. Judging by the look on the girl's face, it was."- Rose.( haha it is)

"Oh, so that's why you're up here. For a pity party." --Christen

This isn't a joke. I'm serious."--Lissa(lier)
"So am I. I love pity parties. I wish I'd brought the hats. What do you want to mope about first? How it's going to take you a whole day to be popular and loved again? How you'll have to wait a couple weeks before Hollister can ship out some new clothes? If you spring for rush shipping, it might not be so long." Christen ( oohhh i love him)

"Roza." His voice had the same wonferful lowness, the same accent . . . it was all just colder. "You forgot my first lesson: Don't Hesitate."
-Dimitri Belikov"( ok...now he's just being a bastard!)

"I've heard a lot about you, Rose. Don't worry. It was all good."-Tasha(lier)

"No, it wasn't."-Christen( *to Tasha* see and you sapost to be the role modle)

"I fought against her, trying to mount some kind of defense, but it was like fighting Rose( we kinda figered Dimitri on crack. " -Rose( hehe...WOW...imagin...Dimitri on crack...ya i know)

"I'm really not good with impulse control. "(We figered that out)

"All the best,
Sydney

P.S. "The Red Hurricane" is what I named the car.
P.P.S. Just because I like you, it doesn't mean I still don't think you're an evil creature of the night. You are."

(Wanna know something funny...my name is Sydney...Cool im in a book...with...rose...o CRAP! wait..i'm not dead??? Thank you god!)
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"Gaining superpowers doesn't mean you know how to use them."-Dimitri( Beg to differ...ignor that...)

"Who’s she?-Lissa(Why do you want to know???)

Just another Ivashkov. There are tons of them. Probably because all the guys like Adrian and have all sorts of illegitimate children.” -Rose( True...)
Adrian Doesn’t have any children” -Lissa(How do you know?)
That we know of”-Rose(True...again)
-Rose and Lissa"
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"Well,"- Christen,"I dont believe that either."
Believe what? That I messed up? Why not?"-Rose( beacuse you never do...damn you)

Werent you just listening? I saw you in Spokane. Someone like you doesnt mess up freeze." Iwas about to give him the same line I had given the gaurdians, that killing strigoi didnt make me invinsible,but he cut me off:"Plus I saw your faceout there."- Christen
Out... on the quad?"-Rose
Yeah."I dont know what happened, but the way you looked...that wasnt the look of someone trying to get back at a person. It wasnt the look of someone blanking out of Altos attack either. It was something driffrent...I dont know.But you were complety consumed by something else-and honestly? Your expression? Kind of scary."-Christen( love...)
Yet...you arent giving me a hard time over that either."-Rose( Supriseing)
Not my business. If it was big enough to take you over like that, then it must be serious(It is ,buddy boy...IT WAS DIMITRI...it was very big) .But if push comes to shove, I feel safe with you, Rose.(wow he's stupid) I know you'd protect me if there really was a strigoi there." He yawned. "Okay. Now that i have bared my soul,can we please go to bed?Mabey YOU dont need beauty sleep, but some of us aren't so lucky,"-Christen.

"Little Dhampir"
-Adrian( hehe love that line...fits her too)

"What matters is that someone-that you- know me that well. When a person can see into your soul, it's hard. It forces you to be open. Vulnerable, It's much easier being with someone who is more like a casual friend."- Dimitri.( He Is talking about Tasha...for a while i tought i might have to kill her.)

"Not into older guys, huh?' -Adrian( Who is he talking about*looks at Adrian innocently*)

You're imagining things. 'Clearly, My stunning beauty has clouded your mind." -Rose.(...She stole my line!!!jk!)

"I had a standing agreement with God. I'd agree to believe in him,barely, so long as he lets me sleep in on Sunday."- Rose (hehe well...that is rose for ya...i dont get up on sundays eather so...)

"Other people spoke, and I tried to keep up with the

translations. All the stories were about Dimitri's kindness and strength of character. Even when not out battling the undead, Dimitri had always been there to help those who needed it. Almost everyone could recall sometime that Dimitri had stepped up to help others, going out of his way to do what was right, even in situations that could put him at risk. That was no surprise to me. Dimitri always did the right thing.
And it was that attitude that had made me love him so much. I had a similar nature. I too rushed in when others needed me, sometimes when I shouldn't have. Others called me crazy for it, but Dimitri had understood. He'd always understood me, and part of what we'd worked on was how to temper that impulsive need to run into danger with reason and calculation. I had a feeling no one else in this world would ever understand me like he did."- Rose.( Just more profe that dimitri is awesome...but so is Adrian...And Christen)

"Avery worries about her, too, so Lissa's in good hands. Avery's pretty amazing." -Adrian( Now we must kill Avery!...painfuly!)
I gave him a scathing look. "Amazing? Do you like her or something?"-Rose( And me and rose think * NNNNOOOOOO!*)
"Of course I like her. She's a great person." -Adrian( MUST.KILL.)
"No, I mean like. Not like." -Rose( Ok...that just sonded- stupid.)
"Oh, I see. "We're dealing with elementary school definitions of 'like'."- Adrian( Yes now answer the damn question!)

"I'm glad you're better, When I saw you fall... -Dimitri
You thought, "Wow, she's a loser."-Rose( I did...do not even think about telling Rose i typed that)

SB"Love Fades, mine has."- Dimitri, vampire academy(spirit bound) (YAY! he no likey rosey no more!) (BURN FOR ROSE!!)

SB"Dimitri must have gotten tired if waiting for me." -Vampire academy(spirit bound) (and found someone else to love...LISSA!! no!!!!!)

SB"Because, suddenly, there were strigoi everywhere."- vampire academy(spirit bound) (dumdumdum...go my minyons!! I...mean...i am cute and innocent i would never...ok ok i give up you know it was me!!)

SB"You don't understand what it's like coming through what I did-coming back from being strigoi. It's everything changed. It's not just what I did to you is unforgiveable. All my feelings...all my emotions for you...they changed. I don't feel the way I used to. I might be a dhampir again, but after what I went through...well, it's scared me. It altered my soul. I can't love anyone now. I can't-I don't-love you. There's nothing more between you and me." (okay, you can guess who he is talking to, and who he is)-Vampire academy(spirit bound) ( Dimitri loves some new ppl still...not pointing out who...*coughs Lissa* KILL HER!)

SB"'No' said Abe, just before he turned away. 'They execute tratiors.'"( heheh *laughs eviley* i had nothing to do with that...why are you looking at me like that??? )

SB"She is not the last Dragomir. Another one lives." -vampire academy(spirit bound) ( O no...they found out about me- i must kill them all! Jk haha you should of seen your face! ;D )

"I felt her fear before I heard her screams." -vampire academy(Cool!)

"Love and Loyalty Run Deeper Than Blood." -vampire academy(back cover) (...Yeah...true...but blood still goes pretty deep to)

"Instead he kissed me." -vampire academy(frostbite) ( Yes, yes he did kiss me)

"You still lose what you value most...


It hadn't been me that Rhonda was talking about. It hadn't even been Dimitri's life.
What you value most.
It had been his soul." -vampire academy(shadow kiss) (WAAAHHH! DIMITRI!!)

"Damn. It is a good thing I work well under pressure." -vampire academy(blood promise) (You do???)


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Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

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Maximum Ride Series by James Patterson

Max: "Will you quit that?"
Fang: "Quit what? Breathing?"(yes)
The Angel Experiment, pg. 11

Gasman: "What does that mean" (points to a sign that says Stay Off the Third Rail!)(danm who took out your brain and played with it???)
Fang: "It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn."
The Angel Experiment, pg. 254

Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What've you been eating, rocks?"
Max: "Why, is your head missing some?"(ooooohhh haha)
The Angel Experiment, Pg. 214

Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parents?"
Max: "Um, no." Hello, lab? May I speak to a test tube, please?
The Angel Experiment, pg. 93

Max: “I’m okay now. Maybe it’s a stomach bug or something.” Yeah, the kind of stomach bug that causes brain cancer.(NNOOO NOT BRAIN CANCER hes to hat to die!!!!!)
The Angel Experiment,
pg. 229

Max: “Sixty dollars?”
Fang: “He was a total jerk. Take him for all he’s got.”
Max: “You are evil. I like that.”( me to)
The Angel Experiment, pg. 168

Fang: “Yes! Freaks rule.”( agree)
The Angel Experiment, pg. 169

Mike: “Where’s your gear?”
Fang: “We don’t have any gear. Spooky, isn’t it?”
The Angel Experiment, pg. 267

Random Person: “Is this a movie?”
Max: Nah – this is too original for Hollywood. They do sequels.
The Angel Experiment,
pg. 289

Agent: “And how do you spell that?”
The Gasman: “Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R.”
School’s Out – Forever, pg. 37

Iggy: “Max? Can I come in?”
Max: “No – I’m in a towel.”
Iggy: “I’m blind.”
Max: “No! You’re kidding! Are you sure?”(1 word: wow)
School’s Out – Forever, pg. 84

Max: “Something’s wrong with me, but I don’t know what.”
Fang: “You’ll be okay.”
Max: “How do you know?”
Fang: “Because I know everything, as I keep reminding you.”
School’s Out – Forever, pg. 86-87

Fang: “Holy (insert a swear word of your choice here).”
The Angel Experiment, pg. 383

Max: “Did you know that wasn’t me, the other Max?”
Fang: “Yeah.”
Max: “When?”
Fang: “Right away.”
Max: “How? We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?”
Fang: (grins) “She offered to cook breakfast.”(true)
Max and Fang: (laughs)
School’s Out – Forever, pg. 398-399

Max: “Lay off the freaking horn!”
Nudge: “Sorry, it’s just so much fun – it sounds like a party.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 7

Max: “I hate you!”
Fang: “No you dooonnn’t!”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 40

Dr. Martinez: “Fang? Are you – like Max?”
Fang: “Nope. I’m the smart one.”(haha)
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 70

Max: “So, you have your price. Your soul for a cookie.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 72

Max: “Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much.
Fang: “Oh, jeez.”( KILL HER!! and wat was he doing at that time...?)
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 84-85

Max: “What I said yesterday didn’t mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!”
Fang: “Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me. Pick a tree. I’ll go carve out initials in it.”( haha she is so me)
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 86

Fang: “There is one bright side to this.”
Max: “Yeah? What’s that?”
Fang: (grins) “You looove me.” (Holds arms out wide) “You love me this much.”
Max: (Shrieks)(hahaha)
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 102

Jeb: “The truth is, Max, nothing is as it seems.”
Max: “Uh-huh. Is that what the aliens told you when you quit wearing your foil hat?”(ooohh burn)
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 117

Ter Borcht: “You haf a malfunctioning chip, you get debilitating headaches, and your leadership skills ar
e sadly much less than ve had hoped for.”
Max: “And yet I could still kick your doughy Eurotrash butt from here to next Tuesday. So that’s something.”(haha)
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 136

Ter Borcht: “Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?”
Gazzy: “I have x-ray vision.” (looks at ter Borcht’s chest and then looks appalled)(haha im with them)
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 137

Ter Borcht: “Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?”
Nudge: “You mean, like, besides the wings?”
Ter Borcht: “Yes. Besides de vings.”
Nudge: “Hmm. Besides de vings. Um… I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!”
Ter Borcht: “Hardly a special talent.”
Nudge: “Yeah? Let’s see you do it.”
Gazzy: (in ter Borcht’s voice) “I vill now eat nine Snickers bars, visout bahfing.”( ya shour)
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 138

Ter Borcht: “Does anysing on you vork properly?”
Iggy: “Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.”(haha i like them)
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 139

Ter Borcht: “Is dere anysing special about you?”
Fang: “Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 139

Gazzy: (in ter Borcht’s voice) “I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!”(hahahhahahahahhahhah nooo i like them)
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 140

Max: “Now, let’s say they come get us.”
Iggy: “And, like, the halls are full of zebras.”
Gazzy: “And suddenly tons of bubbles everywhere.”
Nudge: “And then everyone starts eating beef jerky.”
Iggy: “Yeah, I’ll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging; and let’s throw beef jerky right into their eyes. Now that’s a plan!”( wow mesed up bird)
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 149-150

Ter Borcht: “It is time to eliminate you. You haf failed all de tests. You are not useful.”
Max: “No, but we’re dang cute.”( true...)
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 154

Max: “Gosh. It’s like looking in a mirror.”
Max II: “Yeah. Except I’ve had a bath recently.”
Max: “Touché.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 296

Scientist: “As high as a plane?”
Nudge: “Higher.”
Scientist: “Higher than a plane?”
Nudge: “Yep. We can go so high that we can’t even hear the rubber band making the little propeller go around – thwip, thwip, thwip. You meant a toy plane, right?”( yes he did now see the shiney? feach)
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 307 – 308

Fang: “Have you guys been playing in toxic waste again?”(yes they have)
The Final Warning, pg. 39

Gazzy: “Dive-bomb!”
Max: “No, Gazzy, don’t! It’s a government building! They’re even more paranoid than we are!”
The Final Warning, pg. 58

Nudge: “No. I looked for you too. Were you behind the tree?”
Fang: “I was right here!”
Iggy: “I didn’t see you either, man.”
The Final Warning, pg. 65

Total: “I don’t have fleas.”
Max: “Uh, yep, I guess that’s true. That’s a good thing.”
Iggy: “I don’t have fleas.”
Gazzy: “Bet you do.”
The Final Warning, pg. 68-69

Iggy: “They call me the White Knight.”
Sharon: “Oh? Why is that?”
Iggy: (gestures to himself) “They’re not gonna call me the Black Night.”
MAX, pg. 24

Max: “I’m only a kid! I can’t get married!”
Angel: “You could in New Hampshire.”
Max: “Forget it! No one’s getting married! Not in New Hampshire or anywhere else! Not in a box, not with a fox! Now go to sleep, before I kill you!
MAX, pg. 36

Jeb: “Max.”
Max: “Please don’t impart any pearls of wisdom. I just ate.”
MAX, pg. 75

Max: When Fang asked if it was time to get back, I thought hazily, Back to what?
This is my brain: o
This is my brain after making out with Fang: •
MAX, pg. 87

Max: “Did you leave the flamethrowers lying around again?”
Fang: “I always forget.”( me to...um i mean...wats a flamethrower?? *looks innocent*)
MAX, pg. 101

Ensign: "I'm supposed to lead some temporary recruits to mess, kit, and then the BSSTC grounds."
Max: "Time for the BS, guys!"
MAX, pg. 133


Raven: "I want to be... a vampire!"
Vampire Kisses 1, pg. 2

Trevor: “Sweet sixteen! How lovely! Just ripe for love, don’t you think, Matt?”
Matt: “Yeah, dude.”
Trevor: “But maybe there’s a reason she doesn’t wear white – white is for virgins, right, Raven?”
Raven: “Hey, I’m not the one wearing white underwear, am I? You’re right – there’s a reason I wear black. Maybe you’re the one that oughta get out more.”
Vampire Kisses 1, pg. 21-22

Raven: “Jack, do you believe in ghosts?”
Jack: “No, of course not!”
Raven: “So you don’t think there’s a ghost here? Of that old woman?”
Jack: “Shh! Don’t talk so loud!”
Vampire Kisses 1, pg.30

Sarah: “Maybe they have a daughter your age. Someone who doesn’t like to get into trouble.”
Raven: “Then I’d have no use for her.”
Vampire Kisses 1, pg. 37

Trevor: “I’ve always wanted to kiss a vampire!”
Raven: “I’ve always wanted to kiss a Neanderthal.”
Vampire Kisses 1, pg.41

Trevor: “What are you supposed to be?” (Looks at Raven’s tennis player outfit)
Raven: “I’m dressed up as a freak, can’t you tell?”
Vampire Kisses 1, pg. 66

Raven: “What’s the matter with you guys? They’re just different – they aren’t breaking any laws!”
Sarah: “I’m sure they aren’t, Raven. But at the very least, they are strange. Their clothes are bizarre.” (Sarah, Paul, and Billy look at Raven oddly)
Raven: “Well, I dress bizarre, too. Do you think I’m strange?”
Sarah, Paul, and Billy: “Yes.”
Vampire Kisses 1, pg. 115

Jameson: “You can’t get them to shut up when they’re three, but when they’re seventeen they won’t even open their mouths.”
Vampire Kisses 1, pg. 124

Alexander: “The moon is so beautiful tonight.”
Raven: “Makes me think of werewolves. Do you think a man can change into an animal?”
Alexander: “If he’s with the right girl.”
Vampire Kisses 1, pg. 151

Alexander: “I want a relationship I can finally sink my teeth into.”
Vampire Kisses 1, pg. 152

Raven: “So what’s your favorite thing about bats, Bat Boy?”
Alexander: “I’d have to say… their vampire teeth.”
Raven: (gasps)
Alexander: “Don’t be afraid. I won’t bite… yet.”
Raven: “I’m not afraid. A mosquito bit me!”
Alexander: “I don’t want you to tell your parents you came over to my house and got bitten!”
Raven: I wanted to tell the whole world I was bitten, but that mosquito had ruined everything.
Vampire Kisses 1,
pg. 155

Alexander: “Well…until… next time…”
Raven: “Next time the mortuary?”
Alexander: “I thought we could watch a movie at my house.”
Raven: “You have a TV? It’s powered by electricity, you know.”
Vampire Kisses 1, pg. 176

Alexander: “This is bigger than the mosquito bite. You’ll have one major hickey!”
Raven: “Bela would be proud.”
Vampire Kisses 1, pg. 182


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One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.


My name is Niki,

I am but three.

My eyes are swollen.

I cannot see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad.

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly.

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all,

I can't do a wrong,

Or else I'm locked up,

All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone.

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I heard a car!

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls,

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide,

From his evil eyes,

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping,

He shouts ugly words.

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more.

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it,

And I sradish to bawl.

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor,

My bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream,

But it's now much too late.

His face has been twisted

With unimaginable hate.

The hurt and pain,

Again and again.

Oh, please God, have mercy!

Oh, please let it end!

And he finally stops,

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless,

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Niki,

I am but three.

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, Make it stop!

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Some women would wear short skirts or fix their hair to attract a man. Those women are amateurs.

If you prefer Matsuri Hino's Vampire Knight over Stephenie Meyer's Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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FRIENDS: have never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Are for a while
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: say they're busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world
REAL FRIENDS: not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to help you feel better

FRIENDS: say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours
REAL FRIENDS: come right over and hang out with you, til you either fall asleep, or kick them out

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS:
Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS:
Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS:
Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS:
Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS:
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A best friend can look at you when you have a smile on your face and ask, "What's wrong?"

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If you are obssessed with Fire, copy and paste this to your profile and sign your name so that we know that we're not the only pyromaniacs here.:RulerofFire, Adderstar of ValorClan, HeartFlare05, RecklessxDreamer, Melodious Authoress, The Flurry of Destiny, Rulisu, Demyx-Axel-2362, XIII Riku,ForbiddenKHfan216, Key_to_Memories,Twilitwolfcait, ShadowPlaiz, AnimeMangaLover98,lolo14998

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Amzanig huh?

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(If you can read that please put it in your profile!)

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this into your profile (I was considering this before, but now im officially on da dark side. You should join, the cookies are delicious! :D)

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If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?"

"Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse', cause God takes it as a personal challenge"

"If you try to fail, but succeed, which have you done?"

"That which does not kill me, had better start running pretty fast"

"Survival, what a drag"

"There's no I in TEAM, but there's a ME if you jumble it up"

"You, off my planet"

"NOTICE: Thank you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing it will be noted. Now you will notice that this notice was not worth noticing."

"Pretty purple ponies prance in purple palaces" "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing"

"Worst excuse for not doing homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy from"

"Best excuse for not doing homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy from"

"What happens if you get half scared to death twice?"

"A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR- THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)"

"There are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead"

"Love your enemies, it'll make them crazy"

"There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and Those who can't"

"STUPID= Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand"

"People are like slinkies: basicly useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs"

--SOMETIMES--

Sometimes you gotta run away so you can see who’ll run after you... sometimes you gotta talk quieter just to see who’s listening... sometimes you gotta step up in a fight just to see who’s standing behind you... sometimes you gotta make a wrong decision just to see who’s there to fix it... sometimes you gotta let go of the one you love just to see if they love you enough to come back...

I

Random Fact: Penguins will take over the world one day!!!!!

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

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I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

You know you’re obsessed with Vampire Knight when….

1. You tick the days off your calendar until the next chapter release.

2. Your favourite colour is now crimson.

3. You know the exact day Lala Magazine is supposed to be released (24th!)

4. You would be horrified to know how many times you have read the VK manga chapters.

5. Whenever you see someone get slapped you automatically think of Aidou getting slapped by Kaname.

6. Whenever you have a lot of free time, it’s usually spend doing something VK related.

7. You are convinced that Vampire must exist.

8. You wish you’d thought of Vampire Knight before Matsuri Hino.

9. All of the names, like “Akatsuki, Aidou, and Ichijou” have been added to your Microsoft dictionary.

10. You have dreamt about Vampire Knight, and in anime format.

11. You would love nothing better than to have Zero and Kaname fight over you.

12. Snow is now your favourite weather condition, despite the fact you used to think it was annoying.

13. You edit the Vampire Knight Wikipedia pages, because you can.

14. Almost every day you wish you were a vampire.

15. Your VK manga books are one of your most prized possessions.

16. You decided if you ever saw Hino walking around, you’d kidnap her and make her tell you the ending of the manga, and which pairing wins.

17. You’ve plotted this kidnap down to the last handcuff.

18. When on holiday you went to an internet café just to read the new VK chapter.

19. You write Vampire Knight Fanfiction.

20. You read Vampire Knight Fanfiction.

21. Every time new manga chapter comes out you can’t help but scream a little bit.

22. You were so annoyed when the Vampire Knight forum was down, because you had no one to rave about Vampire Knight with.

23. Your screensaver is always related to Vampire Knight, usually M-chan’s fan arts.

24. You wish your friends were into Vampire Knight.

25. You’re reading this list and agreeing with me on most of the points.

26. You can’t speak Japanese yet you can sing the four opening and closing songs from both the VK anime series off by heart.

27. After your best friend insulted VK when you forced her to watch the first anime episode, you were sorely tempted to punch her

28. You realised, no matter how hard you try to pretend you’re mature and above the day class girls, you know fully well you would run around the night class screaming wildly if you ever saw them.

You know you're obsessed with Zero Kiryuu when...

30. You don’t mind the idea of going grey anymore.

31. Tattoos suddenly seem far sexier.

32. You cry for Zero every time you watched the final episode of Vampire Knight Guilty.

33. Every time you go pigeon shooting you like to imagine Zero is with you, instead of your middle aged gun instructor.

34. You ask your gun instructor if he’s ever heard of the ‘Bloody Rose’ and he looks at you like you’re mental.

35. You wouldn’t mind Zero biting you.

36. You tried to convince your guy friends to get neck tattoos and ear piercings. A few got pierced ears, but no tattoos… yet.

37. You stared in disbelief at his half naked torso and wondered how a drawing was that incredibly hot.

38. When your math teacher mentions ‘Zero’ you get a little bit excited.

39. You fangirled really hard when you realised Mamoru Miyano, the voice of Zero, also played Tamaki in Ouran High School Host Club.

40. You rewatched Ouran High School Host Club after realising this.

41. When you see how angst ridden Zero is, you just want to squish him in a massive cuddle. Even if he shoots you for it.

You know you’re obsessed with Kaname Kuran when…

42. You refuse to let your boyfriend cut his hair, because long dark hair is the way to go.

43. You’ve strongly considered naming your son Kaname, despite it being an unusual Japanese name.

44. You have an image folder entirely dedicated to Kaname captioned “Kaname mentaldroolpics”.

45. The idea of playing chess has suddenly become appealing.

46. You spend most of your history lessons doodling pictures on your folder of Kaname and Yuuki in their wedding clothes. Your history teacher sees said pictures and laughs.

47. You cry every single time Kaname and Yuuki have their final scene in Vampire Knight Guilty.

48. You get really angry when people hate on Kaname. So what if he’s a bit possessive? S’cool.

49. When it snows you half expect to see Kaname walking towards you.

50. Your mother started asking you who ‘Kaname’ was.

51. Your mother stopped asking you who Kaname was.

52. You made your mother read your Vampire Knight Fanfiction with hopes of converting her.

53. You watched Vampire Knight Guilty episode 12 over and over, just because Daisuke Kishio narrates it.

54. You have decided Daisuke Kishio(Kaname) is the sexiest voice in existence.

55. You want to marry Daisuke Kishio, cos he’s as near to Kaname as you’ll get.

56. You associate the words “onii-sama” only with Kaname.

57. You used to think finding anime characters hot was weird, until you met Kaname Kuran.

58. The perv in you is dying to see Kaname half naked for once.

59. You refuse to acknowledge that Kaname is a fictional character.

:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(What do you mean not to put this in? NNNOOOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean we? I'm the one people think is insane.)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy and paste this


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree


FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.


More Random Stuff!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...


Sweet...

He gave her 12 roses, eleven were real, and one was fake. Then he told her, "I'll love you until the last rose dies."


Aww...

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot.

One who calls you back when you hang up on him.

One who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead.

The one who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants.

The guy who holds your hand in front of all his freinds, who thinks your beautiful without makeup.

One who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you.

The one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!


The Randomness has continued!

If you find the idea of getting out of bed early about as appealing as scratching out your own eyeballs, please copy and paste this into your profile.

People tell me i'm on crack, i tell them to shut up or i'm going back to Hogwarts.

If you come up with some strange lines that make your friends laugh (or stare at you, causing an awkward silence) paste this into your profile.

If you ever feel the need to kick your feet up on the desk and rest your hands behind your head in class, paste this into your profile. (doin it right now!)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. vampires!


What does 'Crazy' mean?!

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least).

Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it.

Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information.

Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward.

Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends.

Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely georgous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight.

Crazy is sitting in about every desk in your english class becasue you and your friends wont stop talking about Twilight and Edward so then your teacher tries to seperate you but it never works becasue the bond between Edward fans always bring you back together.

Crazy is when you don't realize i'm totally dishing Edward Cullen right now.

Crazy is when your friend says OMEC! excessively, just because with no reason.

If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.


More Randomness...you thought I stopped didn't you?

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

It's not a complete day unless I freak out one of my friends.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn. YES!!

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged?

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

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╔══╦══╦══╗ I have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you have it too.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

~You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Ya, lol. Don't feel stupid, I forgot number 5 too..

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

Lewis's Law of Travel:
The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone. Ever.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidense that you tried. (or try again, whatever works with you)

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

If you solemly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

I have never done any of these but I think I will next time I go i Wal-Mart lol.

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

If you think it would be cool to be a: dragon, wolf, bird, pheonix or any other existing or mythical creature, past this onto your profile.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

A good friend would bail you out of jail. A great friend would be sitting next to you saying, "Boy, that was fun!"

I found these on someone's profile and thought they really funny. If you thought they were funny and started laughing while reading them like I did, copy and paste them into your profile.

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human)

RACISM IS WRONG!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Silence is Golden, but Ductape is silver! if you laughed at this statement, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, Steelsong, Phoenix Fanatic, Goddess of Eternal Snow, GoldenDragon326, Berserker.Waffle.Dragon, lolo14998

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human)

RACISM IS WRONG!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Silence is Golden, but Ductape is silver! if you laughed at this statement, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, Steelsong, Phoenix Fanatic, Goddess of Eternal Snow, GoldenDragon326, Berserker.Waffle.Dragon

SMILEYS RULE!!:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)!!

If you realy dislike all those abnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this onto your profile.(I better see this on your profile. OR ELSE!!)

If a pirate's life really IS for you, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this onto your profile.

Paste this onto your profile if you've never smoked!

I c U! cOpy this to your profile if you think drugs are wrong!

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and/or were all composed by Mozart. (Mozart? Really? Who knew?)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the above posted is completely random, copy and paste this (and the above) into your profile.

If you like random things, copy this and the 2 above postings into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you love christmas because of all the free stuff copy and paste this to your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear the voice of a fictional character in your head, put this onto your profile

If you think that Harry Potter (the books) absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you're a CHOCAHOLIC then copy and paste this!!

1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Too many people have died because of other's need of fame and fortune. If you care, post this on your profile

If you are someone who begs to differ from the crowd, copy this and paste it into your profile

If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you think like Albert Einstein and agree that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

POP QUIZ!

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
My grandma, and I was teling her to leave me alone so i can go sleep on my new bed.

Where are you?
My Computer Room

Look up. Now look back.
What did you see?
A really bright light. OW IT BURNS!

What's the last thing you ate?

...dose Coffey count?

Say "George Bush".
What's the first thing that comes to your mind?
GORGEY WITH AN AX!!!!!!!AAAHHHHHH!!!!!

You now have a million dollars.
What do you do?
DOMANTAE THE WORLD! starting be bribeing the presidant to nomanate me.

What are you eating/drinking right now?

You really want to know???

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?
Oh... I don't know. Maybe THIS.

Find a globe. Spin it.
What does it say?
wee! spin spin spin spin spin spin... India

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18.
What does it say?
In joy and wo-in good and ill-

What can you hear right now?
A fan

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.
Me: Hi, buddy!(My dog)

Buddy: *stares at me*

Me: ...

Buddy: *Eye coler changes to black and he snarles*

ME: AAHHHH!!! GET THEE BACK SATAN!!!!!!!!!!*finger cross*

Turn on the T.V.
What show is on?
Rasing Sextuplets

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes.
What's the first thing you see?
A tishu box

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.She asked if they would ask the man one question.She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."You're never alone...93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.Don't be one of those people.Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you. If you believe in Christ and aren't afraid to say it, copy and paste this story to your profile.

TO EVERY GUY
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that
tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything
so she could achieve them.
To every guy that
never laughed at her
when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who
prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.

...This one is for you...

Apparently not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...
They're mostly Dicks.
I guarantee 90 of the dudes reading this don't have the balls to put it up 'cause it's all about image.
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed"
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
repost this with: "To Every Guy

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her
even if she's not saying anything.-

When she's mad
hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday
to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep
and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all
that matters to you.-

Tease her and let
her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her
when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her
favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad,
hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend"
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend" or "what a boyfriend should do"

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 best friends. If it's not one of them...it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jumped off a bridge...damn, I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family. So it's one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu...I think it's Collin.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going, "We fucked up, huh?"

Keep staring I might do a trick

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put "u" and "i" together.
Woman: Really, I'd put "f" and "u" together.

FRIEND:Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIEND:Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIEND: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIEND:Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIEND:Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIEND:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIEND:Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIEND:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!

WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"

FRIEND:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIEND:Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIEND:Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS:Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIEND:Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIEND:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIEND:Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIEND:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIEND:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIEND:Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIEND:Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIEND:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIEND:Already knows not to tell.

FRIEND:Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIEND:Are for life.

FRIEND:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIEND:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIEND:Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIEND:Will repost this crappp!!

FRIEND: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

BEST FRIEND: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIEND: Will help me learn to drive

BEST FRIEND: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIEND: Will watch my pets when I go away

BEST FRIEND: Won't let me go away

FRIEND: Will help me up when I fall down

BEST FRIEND: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FRIEND: Will bail me out of jail

BEST FRIEND: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

FRIEND: Will go to a concert with me

BEST FRIEND: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIEND: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

BEST FRIEND: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

FRIEND: Asks me for my number

BEST FRIENDS: Asks me for her number

FRIEND: Hides me from the cops

BEST FRIEND: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

FRIENDS: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

BEST FRIEND: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIEND: Are 4 Ever

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? skidding down my 50 foot driveway on my knee. My knee hurt and bled like hell.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? KANAME PICTERS(and other hot guys)

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? None of the above

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? rock/pop/quie/ALLOT

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 8:30 i think
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? ONE MILLION DOLLERS. TO RULE THE WORLD. Kaname Kuran.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My sanity

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My picters of Kaname.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? Like 5’5
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? NO WAY IN HELL!! THE DARK IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? ...I cant remember crying...in my life...

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I have no freaking idea
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Blue eyes
Black hair
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? ...in the arms of Kaname?

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? coffee
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Vegi Hater
18. IF YOU
CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Syrup covered bacon. Weird, i know but it would taste good..
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? My life?

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? well DUH
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED ?EVERY WHERE! it's creepy

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Wal-mart?
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yeah, if you consider Satan(Buddy) a pet

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? THE REALLY CUTE KIND WITH WIGHT EYES AND BLACK EYES WHEN PISSED(LIKE ITS SOLE!!!!!!!)
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Probably Yeah(sadly)
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Take them somewhere. It always works. ;)
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 54

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES IN BOYS? BLONDE!!
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? * best frend James. don't call him or u die. >:)
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? MY MATH TEACHER!! SHE JUST WONT ROLL OVER AND DIE!
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? NOPE!!
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I HAVE NO WEAKNESS! MUAHAHAHAHAA!
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Alex Pettyfer. SO F-ING THEXY!!!!!!

37. FIRST JOB? Cleaning my room
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? YES AND IT WAS HILARIOUS
41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Stareing at my Kanme Posters Dreamily
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My writing and drawing & my Eyes

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nope
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? iPod touch
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 2.ADOPTED!!!!!!
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes, Sadly. And a place.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Hell yush
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? TRESSeme

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Not really

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? ham
52. ANY BAD HABITS? yep
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Britney Spears...gawd she sucks(SHES A HO)
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yus
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not reli
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? keep it inside then have mental breakdowns
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My actual house
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Ermm...makeing my dog pissed.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 254

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Sadly yes
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? NO!(THAT WAS SCARSEM)Yes, like all the time!
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? MAC AND CHEEZZ
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY? Good Personality and humor(and fit) Hot
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Raven, Onyz, Azrael, Pacat. (they think it's an insult. lol it's not)

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Dunno a lot at moment
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Vampire Diaries I guess
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? I haven't taken them yet! (I'm in 6th freaking grade)
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chockel chip cookie do
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes.
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? ...some time ????
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Yes there is!
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 120
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Don’t matter to me
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? DA STUPID FAN!!!
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?...um...well...Soda????
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Zoe my friend
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Personality
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? I have no idear

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? My Dog
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? September/December.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Chinese Zodiac? um, tiger or dragon. but if its the horoscope one, I'd have to say Libra
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Goleden brown with too many NATRAL highlites to count
86. EYE COLOR? My eye color changes frequently. Yesterday they were blue but today.. light green. Strange, I know.
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? CHICKFALLAY

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? YYEESSS SSSSSSSOOOOOOOO GGGOOOOODDD!!!!!!

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Vampire Knight I luvs it!
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Meh birthday
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Violin Piano
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Um...
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Milk duds. mmmm... milk duds
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don’t have one but I want a Black Sparts Car.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? dark flame, , Vampire Knight,And a whole bunch of others I can't remember. I lubs to read.
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: I'm a little to young to love.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, cocoapufflover, Wind Crystal, MewMewFerret,michikoneko, The Evil Authoress, shadowgrave22, Fanpire298 Berserker.Waffle.Dragon, lolo14998

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and past this into your profile

If you have ever tripped UP stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

Harry and Lupin's conversation:

Harry: Are you really a werewolf?

Lupin: Yes Harry.

Harry: Are you f--ing serious?!
Lupin: All the time.

Harry: O-o What?

Lupin: what?

Harry: ...

If you got the joke and found it extremely funny, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc

If you've ever fallen asleep around 2 am reading Twilight , New Moon, and/or Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (Lucky is just a normal leprechaun who wants his cereal)

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae.

Wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:

Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Aliceandra, Jasper's Pixie, WeirdRandomHyperTwilightFREAK, MissEsme, Dragongirl998, lolo14998

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )

Do you want to know why I'm still on Earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

If you and fictional characters have conversations in your head, paste this to your profile. (It's strange, I know.)

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can read this you are blessed because more than two billion people can't read at all:

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

AACD is Addicted to All Cullens Disorder
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
If you are addicted to Vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

Help fight wizard illiteracy - Petition for English classes at Hogwarts

Help fight wizard obesity - Petition for P.E. classes at Hogwarts

This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him gain world domination

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:

LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:

ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:

IM A DOT IN PLACE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America do we use the politics to describe the process of economy so: Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blooksucking creature.
Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering

6 REASONS NOT TO MESS

WITH CHILDREN

> >A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

> >The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a

> >human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very

> >small.

> >The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

> >Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;

> >it was physically impossible.

> >The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

> >The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

> >The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

> >A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they

> >were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's

>work.

> >As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what

> >the drawing was.

> >The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

> >The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

> >Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,

> >"They will in a minute."

> >A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five

> >and six year olds.

> >After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother,

>she

> >asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers

> >and sisters?"

> >Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,

> >"Thou shall not kill."

> >One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes

>at

> >the sink. She suddenly notices that her mother had several strands of

>white

> >hair on her head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why

> >are some of your hairs white, Momma?"

> >Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something to make me sad or

> >unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

> >The little girl pondered this revelation for a while, then said, Momma,

>how

> >come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?"

> > The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to

> >persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

> >"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up

>and

> >say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael, He's a

> >doctor.'

> >A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher,

> >she's dead."

> >The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary

>school

> >for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun

> >made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

> >"Take only ONE. God is watching."

> >Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a

> >large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

> >A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the

>apples.

SUPER TOTALLY AWESOME QUOTES

Cheese...Milk's leap toward immortality.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! (And Draco Malfoy...)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

"An Apple a Day keeps the doctor away; But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit"

I PLEDGE SPAMLIEGANCE,

I pledge of Spamlegence.

To the Two Sides of Twilight.

And to the insane people.

For which it is here.

One forum.

Under Stella.

Inspamvinsible.

With liberaty and spam for all.

Quotes

There's no beginning or an end.

You can't trust anyone not even yourself.

Trust someone and they stab you in the back.

In life there's only pain and misery.

People say they care but they really just want what you have.

My whole life's a lie.

Life's a bitch!

People who say they love you, they're lying.

Death is peaceful and easy, life is harder and painful.

U can hav Edward but Dimika is mine Bitch! So stay the hell away from him or i'll set the strogoi in you!!


If you had the patience to read this whole thing, copy and paste .

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Random Stuff

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a four letter word, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the fun of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of the American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak, if you are part of the 7 percent who would ask the person ''What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you read people’s profiles looking for stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who isn't obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Liris, Meihua68, Jinmay-4-ever, AnimeMangaLover98,

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge!If you are really random put this on your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, Wolfy the Ironic Ninja, F. D. Tamms CrazyGirl99, Scarlet Masquerade, theatrical-expressions, JoeMerl,invaderzimfannumber1, Azugirl-Melissa, Kari the Robot Bunny, secretsofadarkangel, AnimeMangaLover98,

If you like Japanese AND American cartoons, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're thankful for spell check, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely positively COMPLETELY HATE Hannah Montana, copy this into your profile.

95 of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If you are a rabid fan of Avatar: The Last Airbender, copy and paste this into your profile, or Ozai will GET YOU.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.


If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone(many people) who should be run over by a bus and/ or train, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: xx-A-Little-Birdie-xx, RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Sara Zoe Tigris, Guy Person, JoeMerl, secretsofadarkangel, AnimeMangaLover98,

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile. (Oh, don't even get me started!)

Some women would wear short skirts or fix their hair to attract a man. Those women are amateurs.

If you prefer Matsuri Hino's Vampire Knight over Stephenie Meyer's Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.


FRIENDS: have never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Are for a while
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: say they're busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world
REAL FRIENDS: not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to help you feel better

FRIENDS: say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours
REAL FRIENDS: come right over and hang out with you, til you either fall asleep, or kick them out

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS:
Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS:
Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS:
Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS:
Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS:
Will re-post this shit!

A best friend can look at you when you have a smile on your face and ask, "What's wrong?"


If you spend hours on end editing your profile but know no one will read it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obssessed with Fire, copy and paste this to your profile and sign your name so that we know that we're not the only pyromaniacs here.:RulerofFire, Adderstar of ValorClan, HeartFlare05, RecklessxDreamer, Melodious Authoress, The Flurry of Destiny, Rulisu, Demyx-Axel-2362, XIII Riku,ForbiddenKHfan216, Key_to_Memories,Twilitwolfcait, ShadowPlaiz, AnimeMangaLover98,

If you'd like to eat Sea Salt Ice Cream, copy this to your profile.

If u have ever wanted to beat the crap out of your PS2 for freezing during the middle of KH2 copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to the list : Twilitwolfcait, ShadowPlaiz

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

99.6 of kids would cry if Hannah Montana threatened to commit suicide by jumping off a bridge. If you are part of the .4 who would be shouting "DO A FLIP!" post this into your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

(If you can read that please put it in your profile!)

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this into your profile (I was considering this before, but now im officially on da dark side. You should join, the cookies are delicious! :D)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spent 7 hours straight reading a book, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?"

"Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse', cause God takes it as a personal challenge"

"If you try to fail, but succeed, which have you done?"

"That which does not kill me, had better start running pretty fast"

"Survival, what a drag"

"There's no I in TEAM, but there's a ME if you jumble it up"

"You, off my planet"

"NOTICE: Thank you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing it will be noted. Now you will notice that this notice was not worth noticing."

"Pretty purple ponies prance in purple palaces"

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing"

"Worst excuse for not doing homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy from"

"Best excuse for not doing homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy from"

"What happens if you get half scared to death twice?"

"A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR- THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)"

"There are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead"

"Love your enemies, it'll make them crazy"

"There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and Those who can't"

"STUPID= Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand"


"People are like slinkies: basicly useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs"


98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with TWILIGHT fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend/s are insane, put this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think that reading Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're tired of copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy this and paste it into your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed when your friend looked at you for no reason, copy this on to your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile.

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!and paste this onto your profile

I hear voices, and they don't like you.(That's for you Jess, if you've made it this far.)

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Twilight: Because a small part inside of us broke when we realized our boy-friends weren't mythical monsters

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken.

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.

My Fav Funny Quotes:

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

A man once told him wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked him in the cellar.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

A man once told him wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked him in the cellar.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."

Favourite Quotes :

Hush,Hush

"You're already screaming. And it isn't going to cause a stir in this place. It's more of a whorehouse than a motel" - Patch

"“You smell good, too,” - Patch
“It’s called a shower"..."Soap. Shampoo. Hot water.” - Nora
“Naked. I know the drill.” - Patch

"Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do." - Patch

"You can call me Patch. I mean it. Call me." - Patch

"Killer skirt. Deadly legs." - Patch

"And she speaks english." - Patch

Vampire Academy

And than suddenly he was there, charging down the hallway like death in a cowboy duster. - Rose

"The Battle cry sort of gave you away. Try not to yell next time." - Dimitri

"Oh my God. A kind word from Rose Hathaway, I can die a happy man." - Adrian
"What are you saying that I'm normally an ungrateful bi*ch."..."Hey! Not cool." - Rose

"My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect." - Adrian

"And I thought the whole point of my education was that violence is the answer." - Rose

"Aw you'd never hurt me. My face is too pretty." - Adrian

I'd said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass. - Rose

"Rose is in red, but never in blue, sharp as a thorn, fights like one too." - Adrian

"No. If I let myself love you, I won't throw myself in front of her. I'll throw myself in front of you." - Dimitri

"No, I'm serious. I mean, he's all quiet and antisocial usually, but when he fights…wow. If you think you're hurting now, you're going to be dead when he's done with you.” - Mason

"Are you lost, little girl? The elementary school's over on west campus.” - Rose

I Love My New Jacket. Its White, It has Long Sleeves, It lets me Hug Myself, I cant Hurt Myself (Unless i headbutt a wall) and It buckles Up Nicley. HEHEHEHE :)

I escaped in the laundry cart from the mental institution. It smelled bad, but I did it! Special thanks to the penguins, couldn't have done it without you.

How's my ATTITUDE? Call 1-800-BITE-ME!!

The doctor said I had multiple personalities...but we don't believe her

Their were a batch of muffins in the oven, one of the muffins said man its hot in here, the second muffin replied, HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN

I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify". I wrote "A Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?

Here's a joke for you ..whats the difference between tiger woods and Santa Claus? Santa Claus only has 3 Ho's

someone told me to go to hell today, i told them i cant Satan still has a restraining order on me :)

Shhhhh the voices in my head are sleeping & they get angry if I wake them up

Global Warming will kill everyone. The first one to be killed was my snowman. RIP big guy, we'll all miss ya!

...and then Buffy staked Edward and there was a poof of sparkly dust. The End.

Okay, so a 100 odd year old vampire falls in love with a 16 year old girl. Right, Yes. Nothing at all perverted about that

if you could read my mind, you would need therapy.

i'm sick n tired of gettin told off, for the last time it wasn't me, Drop Dead Fred did it!

They have just created a new Barbie Doll. It is called "Divorce Barbie." It comes with all of Ken's stuff!

Apparently "The Grim Reaper" Isn't a suitable costume for a Halloween party at an old peoples home

some people say I have A.D.D, I say--look there's a chicken

When a Telemarketer calls, Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

ha ha suckers..i get a jacket and a bouncy room :P

I Have PMS And A Handgun, ANY QUESTIONS ?

WOW! Did you see the size of them muffins on New Moon? they were HUGE! I want one!

Ouch!! Paper cut (wait and look around) paper cut (in louder voice) I said paper cut (louder voice with angry edge) Damn it Jasper where r u???

Edward: never trust a vampire, trust me

"So Edward, you're dating an older chick. That's hot!" Emmett Cullen

What is that god awful wet dog smell - Alice Cullen

I'm joining the pack tomorrow. Jacobs pack. That's right. be jealous of me. I'm a werewolf and your a MORTAL!

we are best friends:when you cry i cry when you laugh i laugh when you say JACOB is gay, i will hunt you down and KILL you

i would jump off a Cliff if it ment that Taylor Lautner would come save me any day!

Not obsessed with Twilight, Just totally in love with Jacob Black! TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAY!

its so cold...Jacob where are you!

Its so obvious why New Moon will be better than Twilight because there's more Taylor Lautner!


The truth is I never really gave up loving u...I just gave up waiting 4 u 2 love me back! :(

I watch the ones who loved me fade away.I wonder if it's my fault,and if i had changed things,would that have made them stay?

I thought i was over you but the Truth is i get butterflies every time i hear your name, i smile when i look at your pictures, i wish you were mine


Dear Jacob,I win!

~Edward .

Dear Edward, I made out with your wife twice. Now I'm sleeping with your daughter I'd say I win!

~Love Jacob!


11:20, 11/5/2011

I have to be close to winning some sort of Longest-Freaking-FanFiction.net-Profile award...Right!?

Wellllllll...I have something important to post...It took me a bit to admit my issues...And finally tell you, the readers, pf my addiction...Here it goes:

Dear Readers,

It’s too late for me. I’ve done it once, out of pure boredom…And now…I’ve become addicted. It started out with just a liking to a guy, then just putting him with the lead female…But now…I’ve succumbed to something I never understood…

CRACK PAIRINGS!

I used to be a good girl…Stick to the main parings! SoulXMaka, YuukiXKaname, ViviXHana….Even IchijoXOrihimi!

But now….ITS HAS BEGUN!

It started with Soul Eater’s SteinXMaka, then AsuraXMaka…Now, Its gone all the way to SakuraXKakaishi-Sensai!

….So, Dear Reader…I have succumbed to the infestation dubbed Crack Pairing-itous…And…

THERE IS NO CURE! IT CANNOT BE HELPED!

IM SO FAR GONE, I DON’T WANNA COME BACK!

>=3

HUHAHAHA! THE CRACK PAIRING INFESTATION HAS BEGUNNNNNN~!

Yes...Now you know...=3

Weeeellllll...Life is good. What else can I say? I'm actally typeing this dureing my monthly After-Coffee-Depression. Yes, every month, I drink a shit load of coffey, and then get depressed ALL DAY...Ya know why?

Good, cuz' I don't.

I DONT EVEN LIKE COFFEE!

Well, new subject, I have become obseed with a sertin Crack Pairning...You ready for this?...

KAKASHI-SENSEIXSAKURA

Yep, I know what your thinkiinnggg...IS SHE SERIOUSLY TALKING ABOUT NARUTO!? THAT KAKASHI-SENSIE!? THAT SAKURA!?

Yep. X3 FTW.

I've have also tamed my Vampire Knight obsession! Not really, but I HAVE gotten SOME controll over it. Kinda. My newest obsession? (Cuz' I have to have on!)...

It is...

DUN...

DUN...

DUNNNN!

SOUL EATER!!!!!!

KidXMaka, SteinXMaka, AsuraXMaka, MifuneXMaka...Maka just get sammitched' in my mind...Poor Maka...XD

I HAVE ALSO BEEN INTRODUCED TO HETALIA: WORLD SERIES AND HETALIA: AXIS POWERS!!!!

He is the reason I am afraid to walk outside my house at night...

NOTE TO PRUSSIA:

If your reading this, Prussia...KID NAP ME. I WONT MIND. *

Same for you, Sasuke!

XD

Well, Night, my lovlies! It is nowww...Um...11:37. Yeah, took me that long to write this. SEVENTEEN MIN.

BUAHAHAHA!!!!!

(Note to all Readers: No, the author is NOT usually like this. She is norammly a calmer, more...Civilized person...But...A meantal breakdown had to happen SOMETIME, right? ...Right...Right?!)

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I have loved you since I saw you by luvnovels123 reviews
The Volturi sent Alec,Jane,Chelsea and Felix to Forks High to get Bella to Italy.Edward left Bella at the same time and Bella was broken.She immediately knew what they are and Alec kept on flirting with her.Will the pair of unlikely lovers be together?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,447 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Alec, Bella - Complete
Turbulence by ddpjclaf reviews
*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 210,843 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
cabbage patch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 168,224 - Reviews: 2706 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 2,356 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Sing me a song by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Seven years down the road, their marriage is falling apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Rabbit and the Fox by ChibiCHICKENluver reviews
She was willing and much too addictive, and he was sure that he wouldn't be satisfied until he consumed her entirely. /ItaSaku/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
As The Heavens Cried by Strata's Stargazer reviews
Collection of Itachi and Sakura shorts. Please R & R. Chap 20: Mikoto had harbored a hunch for some time that Sakura's feeling ran deeper for her eldest son than the talented medic had let on, and the fact that Itachi seemed to have willingly fallen asleep in her presence was all that she needed to know to confirm Itachi's affection for Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,450 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Dremora Debauchery by Jaquie Moreau reviews
After a forgettable night with Sanguine the Daedric Prince, Adraria is left with a gift in the form of a staff. Never in her life would she expect a Dremora to come from it. No matter how much of a pain in the ass he was, he was pretty helpful. But being around the Daedra too long has its own side affects. M for Violence and Sex.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,645 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Sam Guevenne - Complete
Trust Can Go A Long Way by Gabriels-girl5035 reviews
After Eclipse. When Bella goes to Florida to visit Renee for a week without Edward, then calls to extend her visit, Edward is suspicious. He goes to check it out. But what he finds may just change or break their relationship
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,096 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 11/30/2008
Haunting by Gabriels-girl5035 reviews
When Edward leaves Bella a second time, once again thinking she didn’t need him, he has no idea how much trouble it will cause. But 50 years later when Jacob tracks them down with some ‘haunting’ news, Edward’s world is once again turned upside down.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,971 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 3/25/2008
Remote Distances by callalily32 reviews
Untouchable. In their own way, that's what they were to each other. A drabble collection following Yuuki and Kaname's relationship in-between cannon events and how the gap between them is bridged. Possible spoilers to manga chapter 67.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,362 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
The Vampire's Princess by Ziggurat Rolsovitch reviews
This is a story about a younger Yuuki and Kaname. After an almost biting Yuuki, Kaien demands that Kaname go's away. Will he ever be forgiven? Will he ever see his beautiful Yuuki again? Read to find out.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Confused by Lost-in-Thought-15 reviews
Alec calls Jace and gives him a message that sends him running to Clary's room. What happened? COMPLETE.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Jace's Time with Me by jDanny96 reviews
inspired by others, i decided to have dialouge between me and jace...should be interesting :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,172 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Jace W.
My Heart by teamjacobrulez reviews
Devastated by his infidelity, she chooses to move on from Edward. She confides in the arms of a new vampire coven, one that truly becomes her family. After 200 years of pure bliss, she comes across the Cullens once again and Edward wants her back.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,350 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - [Bella, OC] - Complete
Seek Not My Heart by soulspirit18 reviews
Bella is transformed and no longer wanted by Edward.She is requested for a visit by the Volturi.A lone soul gains her heart, but will he ever allow her to gain his. Better summary inside, rating may change to M.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,369 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Alec
Evil Kaname by Ree-Vance reviews
"Damn it kaname!" This is how they usually spend their days. Kaname is a bit too smart, and yuuki and aidou are a bit too gullible. -written by ree-
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Kaname K. - Complete
The Lament of An Immortal by Aurelien Marcellus reviews
A rewrite of chapter 64 in manga. Kaname was silently mourning over the loss of his first love when he encounters a strange and yet familiar vampire girl...
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Restless Heart by IsabellClair reviews
Sequal to Forever Young. Renesmee's POV! Our little Renesmee is growing up, but it's not going to be a smooth road to adulthood.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 92 - Words: 200,008 - Reviews: 2726 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Wistful Dreams by Rayatta reviews
"He opened his eyes, and there, bounding amongst the golden grasses, she was, the picturesque image of utter virtuousness, as sweet as she was captivating." A fanfiction based on the Kaname's dreams of a certain child whose connection binds him still.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Shut Your Eyes by Glitter Poisoned My Blood reviews
Shut your eyes, and think of somewhere. You'll fall gently on the cushion... And when the worrying starts to hurt... It's our secret place. Shut. Your. Eyes. ::26 Stories::
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Chosen by musicloverx26 reviews
Bella, Edward, and Alice are in Volterra when a strange request change's Bella's whole life. Starts in New Moon, B/A and others
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,257 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Alec
Burned my versionof book seven by 8D Kayla 8D reviews
I'm starting from where the Tempted was left off. My first fan fic.!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,366 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Zoey R., J. Stark
Christmas,Jail,and Presents by Kurt-Blaine-endgame reviews
Bella spends her first christmas with the cullens. Nothing can go wrong right? WRONG! what happens when emmett loses to jasper, emmett puts up posters, mike newton calls, and jasper goes to jail? hilarious stuff. NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Equinox by mikirobbo reviews
A continuation of the twilight saga. All your favourite characters return to continue the story that could last for eternity. Bella, Edward and Jacob struggle with their emotions as Nessie becomes an adult. Contains lots of angst, drama and some humour.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,205 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Snow, the Past by atemumana reviews
Kaname encountered his first snow on a walk with Haruka and Juri, but the truth about Kaname and the loss child soon caught up with them. Who was Kaname and HaJu's reaction to the truth! COMPLETE.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Haruka K., Juri K. - Complete
Kiss of Winter by emiri-m.y reviews
What if Clary knows right from the beginning that she is a shadowhunter?What if Jace is an Angel,dark,brooding and dangerous?Clary knows he is off limits,but can she withhold herself from him.When heaven and hell crashes, what can possibly happen..R&R/C&C
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,784 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
15 years after Breaking Dawn, Jake's PoV! by twisveiki reviews
15 yrs after Breaking Dawn, Jake and Nessie are together, but what happens when a new wolf come to town? And will the Volturi's come back? Read and comment please! I'm from Sweden, so please correct me if I spell something wrong! ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
A Blessing in Disguise by luvnovels123 reviews
Edward cheated on Bella with Tanya and Bella found out.Bella decided to join the Volturi Guard to try to take her mind off her heartbreak.Will she cope with the help of an unexpected Volturi member?What if Edward wants Bella back when he sees her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,412 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Bella, Alec - Complete
Christmas week Cullen style by vampiregurl97 reviews
The Cullen children and Bella are helping out in the christmas week at forks dressing up in sexy outfits and having lots of un till the day that leads up to Christmas. Between New Moon and Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,279 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Angel by IchigosGirl27 reviews
After Edward left in New moon, The Volturi came for Bella, she joined them and ended up being the most powerful vampire in existence, What happens when The Cullens visit the Volturi? Will Bella let them back into her heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Laughing With a Mouthful of Blood by eosdawnaurora reviews
Sakura seldom kissed Sai without tasting blood. PWP Lemon. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Ten Seconds to Hell by ills reviews
Kaname has a plan to get Yuuki but it ends up backfiring and causing him to be confined to a hospital bed. Will Yuuki be able to make him feel better? Kaname/Yuuki
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by Cynchick reviews
Sakura didn't know what she was thinking when she showed up on his doorstep. SaiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Vested Interest by Alory Shannon reviews
Two strangers happen to have matching attire. Deidara doesn't see what the big deal is. Sakura insists it wouldn't've happened if he hadn't shopped in the women's section. Tempers flare, words are exchanged, clothing is ruined. & thus, a romance is born.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Magnetized by Aelibia reviews
A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,365 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Blood and Juice Boxes by Blackened Wing reviews
Little Kaname attends Yuki's christening. The young pureblood is just starting to need blood. Small vampire. Big church. Interesting situations ensue. A little humor and a little angst.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Silver Lining by Cynchick reviews
Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,305 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 139 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Grandeur by Cella N reviews
When she started to heal the burned body in the forest, she’d thought he was Sasuke. Her mistake spun her world upside down. SAKURA. DEIDARA. When the world you know is not enough, where do you go to?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,339 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Love Lessons by Anthea Rose reviews
When her dream of wedding night bliss goes up in flames, Sophie learns what problems come from marrying a man with the heart of a child. A sensual story to add a little variety beyond the fluffy fairy tale.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,319 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 3/24/2006
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Our life
Poems for the SE cast!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Published: 11/5/2011
Hallow Hearts reviews
A warning to anyone brave enough to read this; This is not a happy story with a happy ending…This is the dark, romantic, and sin filled love and hate story of the Pureblood prince and princess themselves.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,205 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Kaname K., Yuki C.
Night Class of 2011 reviews
Welcome, Night Class. Please submit your applications for the 2011 Night Class. Needs at leaset 10 to 15 people
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011
Vampire Knight AZ reviews
Funny stories and other things from A Z
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011
Wrinkles reviews
CUTTTTTE Little Kaname, Yuuki, wrinkles and their Mothers Humor. Little VIXEN!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Kaname K., Yuki C.
The Puppy Insident reviews
Kaname, Yuuki, a puppy, spilled lemonade, and Aido. Oh god, help the window massacure!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Kaname K., Yuki C.
A final goodbye…but we will meet again reviews
Well we all know Zero had too come and kill Yuuki sometime, so please don't kill ME for writing this, but it's just really how people feels when she dies. A collection of poem about death, really. If someone wants me to make one not about,then review! RX!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010
Derek and Me have Chat time! reviews
Me babysitting Derek, there will be other guest! Disclame: DO NOT OWN SADLY
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Derek S.
Unexpected Love reviews
He took a deep breath and swung his head back, grinning like a true rock star. In his black shirt and pants the angelic golden aura that seemed to emerge off of him in waves tone down. Instead of looking like an Angel, he looked like a Fallen Angel.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
Ghostie reviews
A poem to Naru from Mai
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
My Dark Knight reviews
This Is a Poem I made for the girl Ancestor Kaname Kuran first loved; she appeared in Vol. 13 I think… if you've read the vol. You understand what it's about.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Kaname K. - Complete
Falling and Rising
Jace ran. Jace ran like their was no tomorrow, their may not be if he don't hurry. Jace ran and ran in tell it felt like he was going to burst, but he still didn't stop.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.