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Author has written 16 stories for Obernewtyn, Vampire Academy, Gallagher Girls, and Maximum Ride.

Sayonara, hajimemashite.

If my life was a novel, FFN was one of those side-stories that fell straight into the plot hole.

I assure you, at least it had phenomenal aim.

In the wake of this information I leave you with three magical items:


1. The compulsory reading for all fan fiction writers, here.

2. The most wonderful, amazing writer to ever grace this website, of whom it is my greatest privilege to share, Tokoloshe Monster.

3. If you really must contact me, my Deviantart.


Go forth and be joyous. I wish you all the best.


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To Steal a Heart by Tek Sonay reviews
Sophie thought it was going to be just a normal May Day, but she didn't bargain on the broken promises, a flirtatious stranger, and a deal she can't seem to resist...
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,087 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 10/23/2009 - [Sophie H., Howl]
In Which Glimpses of Daily Castle Life Can Be Seen by soaringXspirit reviews
A 100 themes challenge. I chose to do it for Howl's Moving Castle, book style. All one shots, most involving some fluff. You can still follow along if you've only seen the movie. Pairing: Howl and Sophie duh! Rated T, just in case.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Howl, Sophie H.
Crash by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Max has a best friend; a person that she knows online. He's funny, caring, kind and sweet – unlike the ridiculously hot jerk at her school that won't leave her alone. But maybe the two boys have more in common than she thinks... Fax. AU, but not AH. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,176 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The War of Despair by Divine Catastrophe reviews
With a new enemy threatening to destroy the remains of both the Soul Society and the Human World, a fourteenth squad has been formed out of desperation. Takes place a thousand years after the defeat of Aizen. Strong language and depictions of violence.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2012
how we begin by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Luna doesn't care about Draco's tattoo or his money. When she holds his hand, it feels more intimate than taking their clothes off. LunaXDraco. Oneshot. Happy birthday, Alex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
Safekeeping by Dragonist reviews
He's still a child when he loses his heart. Despite popular opinion, it wasn't a demon that stole it.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
For Whom the Bell Tolls by Dragonist reviews
The prince makes Sophie an offer she doesn't refuse. Howl isn't heartsick, he isn't heartbroken. He's all of that, and more.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
Incredible by little lea valkyrie reviews
Rated T: She stopped hearing voices. He stopped mimicking. Her voice lost meaning. He forgot to listen. Her Voice left her for dead. His voice was lost to the wind. But they slipped up, and the walls are crumbling. How much longer can they stand?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,841 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Max - Complete
Knife by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Because no matter how hard the Red-Haired Wonder tries, she'll never be good enough for the boy in black. The ten lies detailing the short relationship between Nick and Lissa.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Lissa, Fang - Complete
A Lifetime by the Bedside by BrownieCrumbs reviews
Max is fatally wounded in battle and trapped in a coma. Swapping between the flock's point of view at her bedside and Max's dream world, will she ever wake?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,367 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Complete
we're all mad here by turtleducklings reviews
She thinks she'll wait forever for him, if she has to. Finnick/Annie. Written for the Starvation Forum's monthly prompt, "What don't you understand? I won."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
This Is How A Heart Breaks by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
When your whole purpose in life is to be with a certain someone, a person who doesn't love you back, your heart breaks. And you'll never be able to put it back together. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Dylan, Max - Complete
Why was I born? by FlyingBoppers reviews
Why was the Flock born? Each had a different purpose, and Max's was the most dangerous of all. But the Flock saved her from her own purpose in life, from what she was programmed to be. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Max, Angel - Complete
Staying Connected by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Post-Fang Oneshot. Fang keeps in touch with the flock through his blog. "Seriously, Fang. Pick a password I wouldn't be able to guess on the first try."
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2011 - [Fang, Max] Nudge - Complete
oh! gravity by turtleducklings reviews
So it's not love, because when he looks at Prim he thinks 'Katniss', and when she looks at Peeta she thinks 'Your Fault'. Peeta&Prim. AU. For the Starvation Forum's monthly prompt, 'epic'.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Peeta M., Prim E. - Complete
And the Ending Begins by BackTo1895 reviews
Did Todd eventually wake up? And what happened when he did? One-shot, a short extra chapter for the trilogy, as I wasn't satisfied with the original ending.
Chaos Walking series - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
A Definition of Leadership by fiesa reviews
Every member of the flock has a different opinion on what a good leader should be like. Here is a summary. OneShot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Complete
Because she lives by Song of Stillness reviews
Dameon thinks about Elspeth while in Sador, serving in the Earthtemple and muses on his destiny and why he loves her.
Obernewtyn - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Dameon - Complete
Consequences by fiesa reviews
Angel never understood the consequences her choices would have. Now she lives with them. OneShot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Angel, Max - Complete
Too Long by alexa35 reviews
Twenty years is a long, long time. So very long. Maybe he has forgotten. Maybe he is dead. You wouldn't know. But he promised, and a promise is a promise. And it was the ultimate promise, the last promise he made you.. Post-Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Max - Complete
The Sending by Song of Stillness reviews
This is my ending to 'The Sending.' Considering it's not out yet, these are just speculations - but this is my bitter-sweet take on how I'd like it to end.
Obernewtyn - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Elspeth G. - Complete
Dumb Blonde by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
This is the tale of a silly, insolent boy who is sent, later, to urgent care for daring to call the great, the invincible- Maximum Ride . . . a dumb blonde. -Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Joyous Days by Rachelle Lo reviews
One of the joyous days in Fire's life was when she found she was having a child.
Seven Kingdoms Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
Ten Plus Ten by kikofreako reviews
Max has told me a thousand times... I just need to listen. -fax- Sequel and companion to "Ten Ways."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Love's Complexities by Song of Stillness reviews
Elspeth reflects on many things on the eve of her bonding ceremony... but fate always has a way of intervening.
Obernewtyn - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Elspeth G., Dameon - Complete
Angels Fly by fiesa reviews
The psychiatrist can think what she wants and can send her reports to the CSM. They don't care. What they feel right now is nothing an outsider can understand. One Shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Max - Complete
One Word, One Moment by disneydork reviews
*POST-MR6* Only until I am the last one in the room do I allow myself to remember that one moment. The moment I felt too much relief and too much happiness to care about the Revolution. Max-Centric
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Rainbow by Lakshyarahita reviews
Fang and Max in every color of the spectrum. A rainbow of Fax. : Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Complete
Affectus of Interficio by disneydork reviews
All else taken away, he was left with the only thing he didn't want in the first place. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Omega - Complete
The Worst Kind of Punishment by ButterflyMouse reviews
Summary: A Stone Key alternate ending, because somewhere in an alternate dimension of the fictional Obernewtyn universe, this is what actually happened. A one-shot in two parts.
Obernewtyn - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Rushton S., Elspeth G. - Complete
Rating by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 96 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Chocolate by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang discovers what he can do when he takes Max's chocolate hostage. Oneshot, Fax, and a bonus for anyone who can figure out how to get the chocolate back.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Ten Ways by kikofreako reviews
I've told Max a thousand times... she just doesn't hear me. -fax-
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Mindstream by UrgentLemons reviews
The mindstream contains all that has, will and could be. And so does this story! Oneshots abound some angsty, some fluffy, and some that have just been dying to be written. UPDATED, SPOILERS FOR TSK IN CH. 4 AND UP!
Obernewtyn - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Elspeth G., Rushton S.
The Journey's End by verita dea reviews
Calliope never knew her mother, and couldn't care less until now. Plagued by strange dreams, she comes to terms with her mother's disappearance and finally understands the reason she left. Set after TKP. One shot.
Obernewtyn - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
Maruman by Katiefoolery reviews
What colour is Maruman anyway? Ginger? Black? Tortoiseshell? Here's what I think. . . Based on the Obernewtyn Chronicles by Isobelle Carmody
Obernewtyn - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Complete
A Day In The Life Of The Server Of Obernewtyn by Minnn reviews
Don't think about it, just accept it Obernewtyn has implemented a Beforetime method of communication to help keep organised this season: email. Crossover between Isobelle Carmody's Obernewtyn Chron and Matt Beaumont's 'e'.
Obernewtyn - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,494 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Elspeth G. - Complete
The Fate of the World by Zalia Chimera reviews
And Obernewtyn Fic. The final reckoning is here! Elspeth faces off against the H'ryka and the fate of the world is in her hands.
Obernewtyn - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Complete
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This is the way we fight reviews
Max set the atmosphere for the accidental meeting of the two flocks - she would remain as civil as possible, in exchange for the same from the other leader. But Angel is still missing and tension is thick in the air... One-shot. Set after Angel.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Wall reviews
No matter how they try to evade it, they will keep on running into walls. Ten-shot. Some Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Complete
Love and Other Abstract Lies reviews
He loved her, with all his heart, every fibre of his being. But she couldn't love him back. They found themselves through their friendship but what hid underneath was not always what they wished to find. AU, AH.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Fang - Complete
The Dark Road
The Dark Road is a lonely one, travelled by one person only. It is both literal and metaphorical. One-shot.
Obernewtyn - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Elspeth G. - Complete
Pyromania reviews
Parties were like flames, simmering under the surface. And everthing, anything to do with fire was Iggy's specialty. AU. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Iggy - Complete
Twenty Years reviews
In his letter, he wrote that they would meet in twenty years from that day. But time changes things, and a day in the future can occur many different ways. Post-Fang. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Unseen reviews
There are things we see and things we don't see. This is a collecion of the hidden scenes and POVs in ANGEL: A Maximum Ride Novel.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011
Silent Communication reviews
Fang and Max had always been able to talk to each other without saying a word. Now was no different. One-shot. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The First Time reviews
The story of the first time Fang and Max met. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Reality reviews
She sat in the room with white walls and no doors or windows, fiddling with a string of gaudy plastic beads. She knew both of them weren't real. Set a year or so post-Angel. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Max - Complete
The Girl You Lost reviews
When the flock was whole, there were six. And now it is shattered. One-shot. AH. Rated T for mature references.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Angel - Complete
Blood and Sand reviews
Fang's POV of when Max cut herself in SOF. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Fang - Complete
Shot reviews
Set after Only the Good Spy Young. One-shot. Cammie recives some dangerous information about the Circle, but how will she warn th Gallagher Girls with them hot on her trail?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Cammie M. - Complete
Mismatched Intel reviews
Set after Spirit Bound. One-shot. Rose is on the run from the Moroi government, and stumbles across the Belikovs once again on her mission to find Lissa's sibling.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Rose H. - Complete
Dear Rushton reviews
One-shot. This is a letter that Elspeth wrote Rushton when she left to destroy the weapon machines. It is full of fluff, if you like that.
Obernewtyn - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Elspeth G., Rushton S. - Complete
Memories reviews
One-shot. After the new government of the land restores Dragon to her throne in the Red Queen's land, Mathew meets a man on a boat who reveals his past...
Obernewtyn - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete