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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

My ships
1. Harry/Hermione
2. Ron/Luna
3. Mr. Shue/Quinn (don't ask)
4. Ried/JJ
5. Sheldon/Penny
6. Jason/Aria
7. Kurt/Blaine
8. Edward/Bella
9. Ethan/Emma
10. Damon/Elaina

You may or may not have noticed that I changed my name; if you have kudo's for paying attention to me, if not, pay more attention to me dammit. Anywho, I had to change it because my family was catching on to me, and I would rather not explain to them why I have such a filthy mind.

) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

01.) Harry

02.) Hermione

03.) Fred

04.) George

05.) Sirius

06.) Remus

07.) Hagrid


09.) Ron

10.) Draco

11.) Molly

12.) Dumbledore

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yeah, George is hot, but not as hot as Fred(3).

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
There are plenty about Ron I just haven't read any.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hermione/Remus...maybe if you don't mind a 20 year difference.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Sirius/Ron or Sirius/Draco...neither.

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Hagrid walked in on Hermione and Dumbledore? That's just a huge pile of awkward and weird.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.


Draco has taken his father's place a Death Eater. Fred had a freak accident that showed him his fate. They both needed a friend. Can to members of feuding families come together and form an unlikely friendship?

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Harry/Luna Probably.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Hagrid needed a father figure and Dumbledore had fulfilled that role most of his life, but Snape comes in to the picture and takes it away.

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

It was one night late testing new joke products. It was one night that changed everything.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Hagrid? I don't think so.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Fred. I'm sure all the time.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Molly. I don't think so.

14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Hermione/George/Sirius...I'ver heard of Fred/Hermione/George and Sirius/Hermione/Remus, but not Hermione/George/Sirius

15.) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"Filthy Mudblood!"

16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Lune- Sharada by Sky Sweetnam

17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Remus and Dumbledore help Harry cope after losing Sirius. G

18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Draco to Hermione. 'Going to bed Granger? Mind if I Slyther-in?"

19.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Sirius? A few months ago.

20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Remus. Domination.

21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Fred/Hagrid? Eeww...Fred

23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Harry/Ron Ron/George Harry/Molly Harry/Dumledore Harry/Sirius Harry/Fred

'I Need a New Top 12'

This should never happen...

24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Hagrid and Luna would be weird and wrong.

Could Never Be a More Beautiful You outfits and such

Stupid Girls CH 2

Song for this chapter









Unpretty CH1

Song this story based off

Song for this chapter



Social Experiment outfits and such

Journey CH1


Uncomfortable Moments CH3


Welcome Home outfits and such.

Thanksgiving CH18







Carlisle and Esme

Personal Day and Making Up CH17




Amber Pacific 'Poetically Pathetic'

Secondhand Serenade 'Vulnerable'

Things Start Heating Up CH.15







Bella makes a plan CH.14

Bella's outfit, towel, and door handles.

Dating and Homecoming CH.13

Edwards date outfit

Bella's date outfit

The girls pre-homecoming

Rose homecoming

Emmett homecoming

Alice homecoming

Jasper homecoming

Bella homecoming

Edward homecoming

Shopping CH.12

Rosalie's shopping outfit

Alice's shopping out fit

Bella's shopping outfit

Rosalie's tried on dresses

Alice's tried on dresses

Bella's tried on dresses

Edward's outfit

Jasper's outfit

Emmett's outfit

Bella's lingerie

Alice's Lingerie

Rosalie's Lingerie

Sleep over CH.11
Alice's room

The girls pajamas

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Real Women Have Curves by Truefan20 reviews
Bella comes to Forks as the overweight book worm. No guy wants anything to do with her. Edward Cullen is the popular jock with a secret. What if Bella really had a reason to have self-esteem issues. Can she overcome the fat stigma?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 131,627 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
God Love Her by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella is the police chief's perfect daughter. Edward is the surgeon's delinquent son. When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating on her, she throws all caution to the wind and hops on the back of Edward's motorcycle for the ride of her life. All Human *Now Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,037 - Reviews: 3112 - Favs: 3,499 - Follows: 2,943 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Sense of Belonging by annewed reviews
A little AU/Post DH Marriage Law fic. Life after the war is nothing like what Hermione had pictured. Matched to Fred Weasley, they're left to start building a new life together. However, things are not always as they seem, and unknown danger lurks. FW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 172,629 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 10/25/2010 - [Fred W., Hermione G.]
Realize by BeautifullyImperfect reviews
It wasn't too long ago that sixteen year old Chloe King wished for things to be different. I guess its true. You should be careful what you wish for. Chloe has a lot to learn, could a certain cocky Mai be the one to teach her. Chloe/Alek, M for lemons.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,462 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Alek, Chloe K.
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13214 - Favs: 8,843 - Follows: 4,775 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Mother by NevilleBamf reviews
Molly makes a mistake. Hurt/Comfort
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Molly W., George W. - Complete
Don't hold Back by yourcowgirl96 reviews
A CHALEK story with LEMONS!;; Chloe has a nightmare that also helps her realize her feelings for Alek, and when he comes to comfort her their romance sparks.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Chloe K., Alek
Don't Ever Say That by DoYouCare.Why reviews
I know it is wrong, but I can't help taunting him like this, like a mouse playing with a cat before its eaten. And then his lips are on mine, and his fist crashes into the wall behind me, and he's overwhelming me, but I love it and don't want him to stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm Sticking With You by ScarlettSunshine reviews
A charm gone wrong has Lily and James stuck together. Literally. James is ecstatic to find out he gets to stay within less than a foot with Lily at all times. Lily is completely livid. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Delicious Punishment by slytherinxxx reviews
Hermione is caught being naughty in potions class, and it's up to Professor Snape to punish her. Pure smut, with the bare minimum of plot. HG/RW and HG/SS. Warnings: lemon, non-con
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Social Experiment reviews
Bella Swan is just and average 18 year old college student, well unless you factor in her 5 house mates, positively gorgeous roommate with a jealous vindictive girlfriend, and the fact that she lives in a social experiment. Like I said average.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,184 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Bella, Edward
There Could Never be a More Beautiful you reviews
Bella feels ostracized. She doesn't fit it with the rest of the kids because she doesn't look like all the other girls, she weighs a bit more. Is there anyone that can look passed the outer shell to the girl inside or will she be an outcast forever?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,717 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Bella, Edward
A Shower To Remember reviews
Hermione and Cedric have been close friends since his miraculous escape from the graveyard seven years prior, but is that all they can be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
Welcome Home reviews
Bella Swan is 16 and an orphan learning about freedom. Edward likes to play around. Bella has an older brother she doesn't know. Edward doesn't think he has a heart. Can Bella and Edward find who they are? Or will Edwards secret tear them apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,028 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Lust reviews
She watches him from across the room. He knows it and can only take it for so long. What will happen when he snaps? Lemony
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete