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Author has written 3 stories for Left 4 Dead, Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, and Halo.

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Age: 21

Gender: Male

Steam Account: sergeant_derpsniper_s7gta (Original), Now: Carbon839

League of Legends Account(NA): Königstiger


"Who dares wins" -Used by the British S.A.S

"A destroyed nation cannot exist again, the dead cannot be brought back to life." -Sun Tzu

Come on, you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever? — GySgt. Daniel J. ‘Dan’ Daly, as he led the 5th Marines’ attack into Belleau Wood, 6 June 1918

I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country. — Nathan Hale before being hung by the British

"We're paratroopers, Lieutenant. We're meant to be surrounded." - Major Richard "Dick" Winters to 2nd Lieutenant George Rice

"Don't do anything stupid? Who the hell is he talking to? A bunch of morons who volunteered to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. Can you get any more stupid that that?" - Alex Penkala

"Kids, I just had a conversation with General LeClerc. He told me he was first into Paris, and by God, he wanted to be first into Berchtesgaden. I told him I understood his point. Now you fire up Second Battalion and outflank that French son of a bitch!" - Colonel Sink

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. -Socrates

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. -Abraham Lincoln

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. -Albert Einstein

When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you. -Friedrich Nietzsche

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. -John F. Kennedy

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. -Aristotle Onassis

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. -Pope John XXIII

Common sense is not so common. -Voltaire

If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. -George S. Patton

It is better to lead from behind and to put others in front, especially when you celebrate victory when nice things occur. You take the front line when there is danger. Then people will appreciate your leadership. -Nelson Mandela

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. -Steve Jobs

I have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds... -J Robert Oppenheimer

Carpe Diem. - Horace

Cogito, Ergo, Sum - Rene Descartes

Through the Fire and Flames we carry on! - Dragon Force in their song, Through the Fire and Flames.

I'd rather trust and regret, than doubt and regret - Kirito from Sword Art Online


If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.

I would just like to say something, ladies and gentlemen. Something that I think is very important. It is that, you, we - we own this country. We - we own it. It is not you owning it, and not politicians owning it. Politicians are employees of ours.

Whether you like it or not, you're forced to come to the realization that death is out there. But I don't fear death, I'm a fatalist. I believe when it's your time, that's it. It's the hand you're dealt.

A lot of people are bored of all the political correctness.

The country has come a long way in race relations, but the pendulum swings so far back. Everyone wants to be so sensitive.

And I think it's that time. And I think if you just step aside and Mr. Romney can kind of take over. You can maybe still use a plane. Though maybe a smaller one. Not that big gas guzzler you are going around to colleges and talking about student loans and stuff like that.

I had three points I wanted to make: That not everybody in Hollywood is on the left, that Obama has broken a lot of the promises he made when he took office, and that the people should feel free to get rid of any politician who's not doing a good job. But I didn't make up my mind exactly what I was going to say until I said it.


Random Stuff/Copy Paste Shit

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Enter Sandman - Metallica

Waking Up: God's Gonna Cut You Down - Johnny Cash

First Day At School: Four Sticks - Led Zeppelin

Falling In Love: Opposite of Adults - Chiddy Bang

Fight Song: Holdin' On - Monsta (Skrillex and Nero Remix)

Breaking Up: Human - The Killers

Prom night: LRAD - Knife Party

Life: DotA - Basshunter (4th time this has been on one of these for me)

Mental Breakdown: All These Things That I've Done - The Killers

Driving: Up Around The Bend - Creedence Clearwater Revival

Flashback: Etheral (Nosaj Thing vs. Pretty Lights) - Nosaj Thing

Getting back together: Demons - Imagine Dragons

Wedding: Island in the Sun - Weezer

Birth of Child: Tidecaller - League of Legends

Final Battle: My Curse - Killswitch Engaged

Funeral Song: Stan - Eminem

Final Credits: Bit Rush - League of Legends

Death at the gates again

Howlin' my name...

Can't greet you today

I gotta war to win

B.J. Blaskowiz, Wolfenstein: The New Order

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Legacy of the Shadows by Rogizo reviews
Longer name: "The Unforgiven 2: Legacy of the Shadows." When Zed and Syndra team up to take over all of Valoran, Yasuo and Riven must work together to stop them before the world faces the consequences. In this fic you will find a lot of action, drama, and romance themes! Hope you enjoy! Co-written by Diovolo. Book 2 of "The Unforgiven Universe."
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,035 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 5/29/2014 - [Zed, Syndra] Riven, Yasuo
Guiding Light by Salvadora11 reviews
Riven has been accepted into the League of Legends, but without a real purpose. She's still an outcast, only now she's forced to cooperate with others in a foreign situation. Was this a mistake, or can Riven find some benefit to being here? RivenXLux
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,029 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Lux, Riven - Complete
Kingdom Hearts Rebirth by Star Cross Traveler reviews
*APPS CLOSED* (Takes Place After KH II) Sora goes on another quest to find Riku, A girl without a past searches for some answers and Organization XIII is back thanks to Maleficent
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 1/5/2014 - OC
Digital Generation by MissSerendipity2014 reviews
The Vocaloids have finally risen up and the newly Generation 6 Vocaloids are coming in. Everyone seems happy about it, but there's only one little problem; who's going to be a part of it? That's right; Your OC! SYOC OPEN. Rules and form on my profile.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Crypton Family, OC
Wind Reborn - Completed by Scantor reviews
War has erupted in Valoran. With relationships strained as Yasuo joins the League, Dark powers take root inside of Noxus. Commander Swain performs a coup upon the Institute and marches on the people of Demacia, Freljord, and Ionia. Only Three Heroes can stand between him and total annihilation. Riven, Yasuo, and Kira fight in the name of the Wind God Anima in order to defeat Swain.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Talon, Riven, Yasuo - Complete
Replacement by listens-to-music reviews
When RED team's Engineer's wife gets cancer, he needs to step out. So he calls in his sister to cover for him, but when the rest of the team see's an opportunity to get laid, the team begins to fight for her, who will win? Picture from the wonderful: prospass on Devinart.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,238 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Engineer
The Unforgiven by Rogizo reviews
After being accused of murder, Yasuo is forced to race against the clock to find the real killer. Can he catch the assassin before his past catches up? The story features many champions so the list of included champions will be constantly changing with who has been important or recently featured. Co-Written by the legendary Diovolo! Book 1 of "The Unforgiven Universe."
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 70,519 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Blitzcrank, Miss Fortune, Riven, Yasuo - Complete
Icefall: Age of War Online by Lovus Eternius reviews
After a long absence, Gelmra has returned to take up the challenge of his FF set in an original game. With his skills vastly improved to the point of being relatively the same... he is ready to bring you glory in its finest form in the world of ICEFALL: Age of War Online. A planet ravaged by war, and the very first MMORPGRTS on a large scale, with a single Megaserver.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,387 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 8/27/2013
Seven Guardians and Thirteen Darkness by Kira Ria 18 reviews
Accepting OCs (for Seekers of Darkness), PM me if you want to submit OCs. When darkness slowly arise, the new light must face new organization of darkness to defend Kingdom Hearts. Can they success to protect Kingdom Hearts from the upcoming evil? Sucks at Summary.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - OC
Tales of Fury by Salvadora11 reviews
This story is one defined by its end, moreso than its beginning. It is a story written in history. An unchangeable, grim history that was shared by many in a dark time. This is a story of death, of despair, of the darkness and sins that lie on the surface of war, and most importantly, of change. These are the tales of Fury Company.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Riven
Return to Zer0 by xUNLIMITEDx reviews
Nothing, zip, the drawing board, back to stage one. A story of Len's jouney back, and the return of everything. By Shyla Grace. Rated T for violence,serious injuries, and mild... themes
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,233 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Len K., Rin K.
Unlawful Relations by UnsubandMomo reviews
Rin, among with dozens of other girls at her school, is in love with the ever-popular Len. Unlike those other girls, Rin is Len's twin sister. Len rejects Rin's confession and proposes one to another girl: Miku Hatsune, the school nerd. Rated T for safety. Collaboration by momokokoro-chan and UnsubUnicorn!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,211 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Len K., Miku H.
MASTER's Folder by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
This folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories which MASTER writes and stores away in a neatly organized digital filing cabinet on the hard drive. So please do not delete any files you view. Be aware that anything can happen in this neat but packed folder. All ratings in the digital filing cabinet range from K to M.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 89,485 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Photobooks by Inspire-chan reviews
As the sun rises up, a new day begins. But, what lies ahead of it? Will some people survive? Die? Be happy? Review your OC, for a new adventure! CLOSED!
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,744 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Complete
All Over Again by RirikuH reviews
After dealing with the betrayal of her friends and a cruel rejection from a crush, Rin Kagamine moved on to the path of a famous singer. Two years go by, and with her new heart of ice, she comes back to school to face old 'friends'.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,221 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Rin K., Len K.
Trouble with the SAS! by Gazlover12-Canada reviews
You wont find humor like this anywhere else. The SAS base has some very skilled soldiers. Little do people know, some wouldn't exactly call them...sane. R&R!
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,400 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010
Falling out of the Vault by Athla reviews
The kid from vault 101, nothing more nothing less.
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 30,853 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010
The Children of the Big Three by Laneydaze reviews
Just got a new chapter up. Percy and Thalia use their powers on eachother, resulting in a meeting at Mt. Olympus. But what's up with Artemis? Sucky summary, i know.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
End of Innocence by CorkyTheGuar reviews
After losing Keith, Ellis finds an unlikely shoulder to lean on. Nick has concerns about his own immunity, and Ellis must cope as Nick's fear and paranoia slowly turn him into a different kind of monster. Nick/Ellis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,747 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Nick, Ellis
The Stubborn Recovery by Gazlover12-Canada reviews
Right after Modern Warfare 2. Soap hates being injured, and it's driving him crazy! I will keep adding chapters if you want. It's just supposed to be funny, and a little cute. If you don't think you will like it, then don't read. :D T cause language!
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,537 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - MacTavish/Soap
Roach's Birthday Bash by Gazlover12-Canada reviews
It's Roach's b-day and his friends want to do some "things" for him. I love reviews. And if you like this, read my other story, Trouble with the S.A.S, it's good!
Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Gary Sanderson/Roach - Complete
Invincible by MoreGinThanTalking reviews
After something weird happens to one of the survivors, Nick gets a bit uneasy from it. When they get to a safe place, will they notice what happened? I can't say much or I'll ruin it. NickxEllis. R&R! Enjoy!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,735 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Ellis, Nick
Call Of Duty What If's by Lil Lucario reviews
Call Of Duty is a violent, rated m game, but how would it affect a 5 year old, and What if Call Of Duty was created by crazy people?
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010
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Halo: Refuge reviews
AU. The Master Chief has destroyed Installation - 04, but nothing has been heard from him since then, and is listed MIA. The Covenant found Earth and crashed down upon it. Earth has fallen. Humanity is left to a fraction of their original size. Colonies go dark within hours. Everything went horribly wrong. Hope is all they have left.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 3/23/2015
Sword Art Online: The Struggle to Survive reviews
Sword Art Online, the game that everyone wanted to play, not knowing what they were going in to. Akio was one of those unfortunate players, thinking that the software was completely safe due to his time in the Beta. Little did he know how wrong he was, how terribly everything was going to go. (OC-Centric. Rated T for overall theme. OCs no longer needed.)
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,522 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - OC
Left 4 Leroy reviews
The survivors are together. All of them. There is a new survivor with them. His name is Leroy Jenkins... One-shot. This my remix of Leroy Jenkins. Its not exactly correct so get over it. R&R
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
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