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Joined 12-04-09, id: 2168023, Profile Updated: 08-03-17
Author has written 9 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Aliens/Predator, Harry Potter, Ratchet and Clank, and Halloween.

STORY INFO:

IF I DELETED A STORY, IT IS BECAUSE I AM NO LONGER INTERESTED IN IT - PLEASE, DO NOT REQUEST I FINISH ANY DELETED STORIES BECAUSE THESE REQUESTS WILL BE IGNORED

CURRENTLY WRITING CHAPTER 2 FOR ESMEE, PLANNING TO RE-WRITE ROBOT REHAB, PLANNING TO RE-WRITE RIPLEY'S TOES, AND PLANNING A NEW STORY FOR DAVID 8 x ELIZABETH SHAW WHICH IS GOING TO BE TITLED "HOURGLASS" (Check them out either here or on DA when it gets published by KantankerousKitten)

(I See You is almost completely finished, so expect the ending soon)

ALIENS ONE-SHOTS:

A SILLY PIECE OF PROSE ABOUT MISS RIPLEY'S TOES

DO YOU WANNA' BUILD A SNOWMAN?

BISHOP'S THOUGHTS ON BEING BISECTED

EVEN MACHINES DESERVE LOVE

WIP STORIES:

ESMEE: CHARACTERS WILL MOST LIKELY BE OOC (HURT/COMFORT AND DRAMA/HARRY POTTER - REMUS LUPIN X SEVERUS SNAPE) (ALREADY HAS ONE CHAPTER. CHECK IT OUT.)

BISHOP LOVES THE BOOGEYMAN: CHARACTERS WILL MOST LIKELY BE OOC (HURT/COMFORT AND HORROR/ALIENS AND HALLOWEEN - BISHOP X MICHAEL) (ALREADY HAS THREE CHAPTERS. CHECK IT OUT.)

ROBOT REHAB: CHARACTERS WILL MOST LIKELY BE OOC (SLICE OF LIFE COMEDY/MULTIPLE CROSSOVER - BISHOP X REMUS) (ALREADY HAS TWO CHAPTERS. CHECK IT OUT.)

NOT BAD FOR A LOMBAX: CHARACTERS WILL MOST LIKELY BE OOC (ADVENTURE/RATCHET AND CLANK AND ALIENS - BISHOP X RATCHET) (ALREADY HAS THREE CHAPTERS. CHECK IT OUT.)

I SEE YOU: CHARACTERS WILL MOST LIKELY BE OOC. (ROMANCE/HETALIA - GERMANY X CANADA) (ALREADY HAS SIX CHAPTERS. CHECK IT OUT.)

CONTACT INFORMATION:

You can find me on DA as KantankerousKitten (I frequent there every day). I deleted all the works on my FictionPress account, so they're all on my DA account now!

(Please, alert me at once if you see any errors in my stories, and I will try to fix the problem as soon as possible. Thank you for your time.)

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Return to Egypt by gomenasai-for-everything reviews
Moses has been forced to return to Egypt because of his mission, but in exchange for the freedom of the slaves, Rameses has demanded that Moses become the prince of Egypt once more and remain at his side. Moses, seeing no choice, agrees and finds himself torn between what he thinks is right, and what he truly feels. Dedicated to vampygurl402.
Prince of Egypt - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,564 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [Rameses, Moses] - Complete
Strawberries by purpletheory reviews
The cook and the butler. The butler did it. Or was it the cook? Romance, fluff, and delicious berries. Rated M. Chapter 8 up!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,204 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Baldroy, Sebastian M.
Instinct by Nephthys Snape reviews
Bilbo misses home. A Hobbit is ever drawn to comfort, and the journey across Middle Earth provides little. What little he does find, he clings to. It just so happens he finds the most comfort from Balin. Balin/Bilbo one-shot.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/30/2014 - [Balin, Bilbo B.] Thorin - Complete
The Music's Still Playing by LadyWhiteKoiFish reviews
Hosenfeld waits, and hopes beyond hope, that someone will come and save him. SLASH! Hosenfeld/Szpilman. Just Fluff!
Pianist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Wladyslaw Szpilman - Complete
Pyramid Head x Alex Alternate Bogeyman ending by Silent-Neutral reviews
Inspired by the ending of SH5 Homecoming. Only, Alex suffers far greater... Alex is being punished for his sins before becoming another servant of Silent Hill's God. But the Pyramid Head who's to punish him has his own way of doing it...
Crossover - Misc. Games & Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Alex S.
Closer by CrossedScarsX reviews
As Gimli lay dying, Legolas reflects. "Gimli, are we close enough, yet?" RATING CHANGED. Edit: Since I don't think people are actually reading the filters-This is romance, and there is mild, non-graphic sex scene. Read at your own discretion.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,187 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 1/15/2013 - [Legolas, Gimli] - Complete
The Backstory by DanniB reviews
Takes place within the game continuity of Fix-it Felix Jr. A story showing how Felix came to work at Niceland Apartments, how he got his hammer, and his first encounter with Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,487 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
A New Kind of Necromorph by kenny neko reviews
Okay, so this if my very first fanfic. Yaoi, and tentacle warning.
Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Isaac C. - Complete
Heart of the World by Hawki
FFVI Poem: "And time will destroy all of those as well. Why do people insist on creating things that will inevitably be destroyed? Why do people cling to life, knowing that they must someday die? ...Knowing that none of it will have meant anything once they do?"
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Kefka P. - Complete
The Voyage by NinaWhite reviews
David and Elizabeth set out on their journey to reach the Engineers and find their answers. But why wait until reaching the planet? Though the ship itself is a vehicle of battle it may contain clues to this strange race and the two go about finding them in the only ways they know how. Elizabeth finds herself wondering where the line between feeling and mimicry is drawn.
Prometheus, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,006 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - David, E. Shaw
A Clandestine Reality by Tears of Ebon-Grey reviews
It had always been a subject of discussion that Rose hadn't inherited the famous Weasley red hair... Everyone has their secrets, Hermione Weasley included. But what happens when those secrets finally see the light of day? .:HGDM:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,982 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 2,661 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Let Us Dream by MunchyLevelShenanigans reviews
Alfred keeps having a reoccurring dream where someone keeps catching him while he falls. He has no idea who it is, but then again, does he really care? He just wanted to keep falling in the first place.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,012 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - [America, Germany] - Complete
Quasimodo's Childhood by lolzmelmel reviews
My idea of how life was for Quasimodo growing up in the belltower. May contain D'awwww moments. Reader discretion advised. My first fic, so be nice please.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Claude F., Quasimodo
Hurt So Good by Cpt. Carraghay reviews
"It is a curious subject of observation and inquiry, whether hatred and love be not the same thing at bottom..." Roger Chillingworth/Arthur Dimmesdale. That is correct.
Scarlett Letter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2012
Know Thy Self by Fen-crya reviews
Set after Aang first appears and escapes from Zuko's ship near the southern water tribe. Zuko finds himself unable to sleep. His uncle offers to help him relax. This time, he won't just be offering tea. -Incest- Iroh/Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,136 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Iroh, Zuko
Aren't you tired? by Ralf Jones reviews
"Aren't you tired?" it was such a simple question and yet Lightning realized that she had no answer.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - [Sazh, Lightning] - Complete
Stay With You by Ralf Jones reviews
Right from the beginning on Hanged Edge, he was the one to follow her; he was always there to support her in battle...Sazh/Lighting, may contain spoilers.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sazh, Lightning - Complete
Mutual Understanding by J4ck-0-L4nt3rn reviews
After nearly being torn apart by wolves, and filled with the terrible knowledge of what awaits him the next day when Count Dracula leaves, Jonathan realizes he does not want to spend this terrifying night alone. M/M
Dracula - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Dracula, Johnathan Harker - Complete
War & Peace by DoomsdayDevices reviews
Doubts arise as darkness falls on Nautilis. Sazh/Vanille
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Vanille, Sazh - Complete
The Kiss by Kismet's Sorrow reviews
Zuko and Katara. T rating might be a little harsh just in case . Set a few years or so after the war. Zuko is Fire lord. Enjoy.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,303 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Zuko, Katara
Vanille's Atonement by Ayreonaute reviews
What goes through Vanille's mind as her dear friend points the gun at her. Oneshot. SPOILER ALERT: DON'T READ UNTIL YOU FINISH CHAPTER 8. Unless you're okay with spoilers.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Vanille, Sazh - Complete
Set The Fire by greiverwings reviews
For nights, he is plagued with dreams of dazzling light parades, smoking guns he hadn't the courage to set off, and crystals, and in the mornings he reaches for his wife and finds an empty bed. Sazh/Vanille, tie-in to "Smile", oneshot
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sazh, Vanille - Complete
Smile by greiverwings reviews
"Come on, sir!" the picture kid cried, brandishing the camera around his neck like a weapon. "First one's free. Don't you think your… uh… girlfriend would love it?" That just about struck Sazh dumb. Sazh/Vanille, oneshot
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Sazh, Vanille - Complete
Wild Truth by moonjump05 reviews
Sazh/Vanille friendship, pre-romance. A talk at sunrise on Gran Pulse.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Sazh, Vanille - Complete
The White Light by Benevolent Goddess reviews
Oneshot. His journey has ended. He's heading to his death. But he just can't shake her, or his vision of the blinding white light.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Sazh, Vanille - Complete
Without a Care by Benevolent Goddess reviews
Oneshot. Sazh and Vanille have a playful moment on their journey to Nautilus, leaving Sazh to sort himself out.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Sazh, Vanille - Complete
Remembering Zane by The Ashcroft Moon reviews
A simple shard of glass had brought the memory back. Parasite fic. An account of what happened between Mohinder and Sylar during his time as Zane Taylor.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Mohinder S. - Complete
An Assassin's Dream by Kamikazi Mirage reviews
...my eyes shift from the snow-covered ground outside towards the room where he slept...I rose almost mindlessly from my seat and wandered over towards the door. My hand cautiously gripped onto the handle and slowly, I turned the knob...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Haku, Zabuza M.
Willing To Trust by Shinammi reviews
He was confused and alone, and clearly still the enemy. But she was willing to give him a chance. She was willing to trust him. Spoilers for The Western Air Temple.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
Say Thrice by Missie DuCaine reviews
Bartleby, The Scrivener, by Herman Melville. I am an old man, reader, and I was not young then, but I knew enough to know that my silent Scrivener lacked human contact above all else.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
Yaoi Fanfic! by CreamCheeseAlchemist reviews
Jelly Jiggler and fun with yaoi cliches.
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,310 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Jelly Jiggler, Czar Baldy-Bald the 3rd - Complete
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Esmee reviews
At first, the bond between Severus and Remus is rather strained. With time, however, a small kitten makes her presence known, and she draws the two men closer together. Severus learns to forgive, and Remus learns to overcome his fear of relationships. But is a love forged by a kitten's paws a love that can last? Remus seems to think so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2 - [Remus L., Severus S.]
Not Bad For a Lombax
Bishop crash lands on Veldin. But how did he get there? He doesn't remember who he is or where he came from. While helping Ratchet to stop Nefarious, Bishop will remember who he once was and will come to terms with who he is now. In the end, Bishop has to choose. His organic friends or his synthetic brethren. Which is more important? (Takes place during Arsenal/may contain slash)
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Ratchet and Clank - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,997 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Synthetic/Android, Ratchet
Bishop Loves the Boogeyman
Bishop accepted that this wasn't his world. He accepted that he might never see Ripley again. He decided to forget the past and look to the future. Taking a job as a nurse at a local mental institution, he hopes to rid his heart of all the painful memories. But Bishop's pain has only just begun. A certain boy will teach Bishop the meaning of pain and how it hurts to love someone.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Halloween - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,066 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 9/14/2015 - Synthetic/Android, Michael M., Dr. S. Loomis
Robot Rehab
Robot Rehab supplies the greatest amount of love and care for you or your synthetic friends! Don't miss out! Sign up for an appointment today! That's what the sign reads. But, in this world where time and space overlap, multiple realities are possible. Bishop and Samuels are going to have a lot on their plate with a messed up family to take care of. (Multiple crossover/Comedy)
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,815 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Synthetic/Android, Remus L.
Even Machines Deserve Love
The weakest light is sometimes the purest. The clearest thing is sometimes a fog. The greatest man is not a man at all. (This story is a one-shot/one-sided Bishop X Ripley)
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2015 - E. Ripley, Synthetic/Android - Complete
Bishop's Thoughts on Being Bisected
Bishop felt pain. He felt sadness. He felt everything. But Ripley's eyes wide with horror as they stared into his very soul...Those had been the only things he hadn't wanted to feel, and he could feel them ripping through his chest like a harpoon. (This story is a one-shot)
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Synthetic/Android - Complete
Do You Wanna' Build a Snowman? reviews
Bishop and Newt build a snowman, but is Ripley up to the task? Or is she not up for anything? And when will Bishop learn that Ripley needs her beauty sleep? Or that she hates cameras? (Rated T for some strong language/This story is a one-shot)
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2015 - E. Ripley, Newt, Synthetic/Android - Complete
A Silly Piece of Prose About Miss Ripley's Toes reviews
After their return from LV-426, Ripley and Hicks decide to celebrate with a bit of drinking. But when Ripley passes out, one little android will have some innocent fun. What could he possibly have in mind for her? Can Bishop really be trusted? Or is he just like Ash? (Rated T for some alcohol use/This story is a one-shot)
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/11/2015 - E. Ripley, Synthetic/Android - Complete
I See You reviews
No one ever notices poor Canada. Nobody ever SEES him. But, one day, when Canada is left out in the cold with nobody there, somebody comes. And somebody SEES him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - [Canada, Germany] America