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That hottie over there is Columbia, S.C.'s Eddie Rabon, Mr. Gay 2011. Go Cocks! (USC Gamecocks you perv.)

30-ish, stay-at-home mama with addiction to reading fan fiction. Sound familiar? You've probably read those same words on many profiles, I sure have.

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Belward by footprints358 reviews
Access Hollywood thinks he's gay. Extra thinks he's secretly married. In reality, Hollywood Hot Shot Edward Cullen is just busy. The literary world recognizes M. Dwyer as one of the most prolific writers of this generation. The business world knows Isabella Swan as a philanthropic real estate mogul. What happens when all of this comes crashing together? Canon Couples. Adult lang
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 90,950 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 5/19 - Complete
Guardian by ChampagneAnyone reviews
Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her God Mother Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward. ROMANCE ANGST DRAMA
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,904 - Reviews: 7150 - Favs: 5,697 - Follows: 6,519 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
the bitter, the sweet by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's 24. She's got a career she loves, close family & friends, and a little girl she loves more than anything. She doesn't need anything more, but sometimes she sure wants it, and when Edward shows up he'll either upset the balance or make everything sweeter. A WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 74,243 - Reviews: 7782 - Favs: 2,618 - Follows: 2,031 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Bella - Complete
Nightmare Before Christmas by LyricalKris reviews
When Edward's son died, he took Edward's heart and soul with him. Even a decade of mourning didn't seem good enough. But then, Edward met college student Bella who thrived despite her own tragedy. Can Edward's cold, dead heart beat again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 95,571 - Reviews: 3996 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The (Wet) DreamGirl by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella used to be Edward's babysitter. Now Edward's all grown up...and so are Bella's feelings toward him. Written for the May to December Romance Contest (and, surprisingly, winner of two awards: Best UST and Carrie ZM's Judge's Favorite).
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,651 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 286 - Published: 2/13 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8248 - Favs: 7,592 - Follows: 7,765 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getaway by maeibeyours reviews
An escapist vacation. A one-night stand between two strangers. A small world...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,019 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Edward, Bella]
Adore, Adore Part 10 by ooza reviews
The final installment of Adore, Adore. Bella is in a financial pinch and facing eviction. When propositioned by her landlord, she is faced with a difficult decision: give up her apartment or give up her body.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Artful Maneuvers by planetblue reviews
I needed to figure out who Edward Cullen was before he figured out me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,825 - Reviews: 6285 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella can't stand Edward Cullen. She hates his tattoos, his piercings, and his stupid band. But mostly she hates how badly she wants him. He hates her too...or so she thinks. Will one iPhone fail change everything? My entry to LOL Text Message Contest. Won: Public Vote, Best Edward, Hottest Text Fail, Host's Choice- CaliGirlMon, Judges' Pick- SDFanFicChic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,023 - Reviews: 4109 - Favs: 2,901 - Follows: 3,347 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Mistake Of All by MrsK81 reviews
Living the perfect life with no cares or responsibilities suited Bella just fine, but her family had other ideas and all of a sudden everything was changing... and not necessarily in a good way. One last night out, one quick escape through a bathroom window, one assumption about her new boss plus so many other things proved to be one mistake after another or so it seemed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 143,450 - Reviews: 3041 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 2,403 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Consequence of Miracles by Travis Birkenstock reviews
Sometimes, the miracles we plead for come at a terrible price. AH, dark subject matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,647 - Reviews: 3298 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Barely Breathing by chocaholic123 reviews
A tortured professor consumed by a secret. A quiet student who catches his eye. He's barely existing. She's young and innocent. When she enters his hellish world, it shifts…again. AH. Short drabblish chapters from WitFit prompts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 35,968 - Reviews: 7261 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bachman Twilight by Mortissues reviews
Four love stories and centuries of drama combine to create a unique family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 109,773 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Full Exposure by BoysNBooksRBetter reviews
Edward and Bella belong to an exclusive BDSM club in Port Angeles and have been dating for almost a year. What will happen when their D/s lifestyle is threatened with exposure? SEQUEL to Coming Attractions! BPOV and EPOV. All human, AU, rated M for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,585 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Troika by Mortissues reviews
Waking up, not matter how long it takes, should be a wonderful thing. Powerful and liberating. Like emerging from the chrysalis. I should have known it wouldn't be like that for me . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 147,592 - Reviews: 2788 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Bella - Complete
Reason For Living by RobzBeanie reviews
**COMPLETE ** A man who just wants to live and a woman who forgot how to live. Can they be what the other needs to survive? Recluse Bella gets a surprise when she answers her door. Rated C for Cheekyward. AH, Tattward ** #5 IN THE LEMONADE STAND FIC OF THE WEEK POLL, WEEK OF 9/24-9/30 ** #5 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Jul 2013 on TwiFanfictionRecs **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 162,579 - Reviews: 2848 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hedone Ranch by JenJadeEyes reviews
Stressed out, Bella seizes an opportunity to get away. After being mistaken for her movie-star boss at a "spa", she finds out her boss has been using her name to keep big secrets. When is a spa not a spa? When it's a brothel. See what Bella discovers about herself during her stay. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,663 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella - Complete
The Red Coats by ericastwilight reviews
She loves the holidays. He loathes them. As new neighbors, they have to learn to tolerate each other. The problem for Edward is that she's irresistible in red. Can she bring the Grinch around in time to save him from a lonely New Year?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,775 - Reviews: 2335 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Silk by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3445 - Favs: 4,738 - Follows: 3,734 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confessions of a Difficult Woman by einfach mich reviews
Leah Clearwater is not the kind of girl that goes for guys like Edward Cullen. In fact, she thinks he's an asshole and Edward's made it clear he hates her too. One drunken night changes everything. AU AH For the Parkaward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 237,060 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Leah, Edward
Rescission by GeekChic12 reviews
We met. We got off. We went home. We weren't lovers. We weren't even friends. We were f- buddies. It worked... Until it didn't. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,748 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 2,693 - Follows: 2,296 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Truth According to Tumblr by nikkipattinson reviews
I was completely addicted to his blog. I woke to it every morning and went to bed with it every night. He was the man of my fantasies and then I asked him a mundane question…. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,640 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 124 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Run In by LyricalKris reviews
After his wife died leaving him to raise two girls on his own, Carlisle found some small amount of solace in running. A seemingly harmless decision to run a marathon ends up sending both his life and the life of single mom Bella Swan into a tailspin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,594 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Bella, Carlisle] - Complete
Power Tools and Pearls by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
She didn't want to dwell in the past anymore. She'd always been a woman of action, and action was exactly what she needed. Bella was going to renovate her house, and maybe she could renovate her life in the process. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,296 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Waiting There For You by Bless the Rains reviews
Edward longs to discover love, but it's not easy when he's still firmly in the closet. All human. Non-canon pairings. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 144,206 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Show Me Something More by Discordia81 reviews
For ten years, Edward Cullen has had a secret desire. Isabella Swan is in the business of making fantasies come true. Together, they'll discover more than they ever expected. 1st place winner for Public Vote and Judge's Choice in the LDA anonymous contest. Collab with karenec
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,960 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 10257 - Favs: 5,410 - Follows: 4,073 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4223 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 3,184 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raw and Rosy Revisited by tuesdaymidnight reviews
A collection of outtakes and extras from Raw and Rosy's Spanksper and Assward. Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,633 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jasper, Edward
The Other Way by Honeybeemeadows reviews
Men, like jewels, require a setting. Even if the setting is the last place you'd expect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Affair by johnnyboy7 reviews
After the death of her father, Isabella Swan moves to the East coast where she meets dentist Edward Cullen. He's older, a father, and married. Sometimes, you can't tell your heart who to love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,525 - Reviews: 4911 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 2,949 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Bella, Edward
Beyond Inappropriate by bornonhalloween reviews
Edward is Off Limits, but when he tempts her again and again, how much can a hot-blooded, middle-aged woman take? Bella knows better than to lust after her son's best friend, but he's so damn perfect and the consequences seem miles away. All human, all BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 75,162 - Reviews: 5453 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Complete
Cake by wildflowers82 reviews
Edward moved away and Bella's now happy with his best friend, Jasper. A visit home stirs up old desires and new temptations. Very mature. ExBxJ One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,596 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Complete
The Western by kts reviews
Edward is a hit-man with one rule; he doesn't do women. When he learns his next target is Bella, he makes a decision that ends up changing his life - and hers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,662 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Distracted by WoahNow reviews
Bella's thoughts are elsewhere in her English lesson and the detention Mr. Cullen gives her doesn't turn out quite as intended. AH. I advise you only to read this if you are over 18. Warning: Scenes of violence: chapters 9, 10, 23 and 24
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,379 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
Intervention: A TwiKinkFest Entry in Five Parts by AllTheOtherNamesAreUsed reviews
Carlisle has buried himself with work, but when the family stages an intervention exploring his darkest fantasies, he will learn something important about himself, and which fantasy he needs to be a reality. TwiKinkFest. Carlisle/All. AU. HEED WARNINGS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,375 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Carlisle - Complete
Repudiation by Mortissues reviews
Love, lust and denial are a volatile mix. The best of intentions can sometimes produce the most painful of results. And what you try to suppress can sometimes explode in everyone's faces.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 117,574 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Bella, Garrett - Complete
Anything by theladyingrey42 reviews
"They say that if you love someone, you'll do anything for him. I just never imagined that what my husband would ask of me would be to have sex with another man." Written for the TwiKinkFest. Cuckolding fetish. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 157 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Matter of Life and Death by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Forget being scared to death, Bella Swan isn't even scared of death, something that both greatly annoys and-even if he won't admit it-entices Edward Cullen. If only she weren't trying to destroy him. Collab w/ Derdriu oFaolain for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Photoplay by PandoraGalacia reviews
Twilight fanfic - Bella, a professional photographer, recruits Edward to pose with another man for some erotic photos. AU, OOC, slash and straight mixed. Mature audiences only - 18 and older.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,840 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 4,276 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5028 - Favs: 5,955 - Follows: 3,717 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
BRONZE by mothlights reviews
Edward is a rebellious newborn lashing out at those who try to help him. At his wit's end, Carlisle asks Isabella, the woman who was once his mentor, to take Edward in until his bloodlust cools. ExB Very AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,739 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
With or Without You by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella were once high school sweethearts. Years later, their lives converge unexpectedly, forcing Bella to deal with and accept things she's long since tried to move past. This story started with "Trampoline", once a WitFit prompt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 4192 - Favs: 2,776 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Acting Out by eroticfan reviews
AU-human: Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP - there's plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. You'll like Jake here - trust me!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,996 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy, Hippy Superhero Savior reviews
One shot, AH, 1st fanfic for The Superhero Contest. Bella has a close encounter with a bounce house and a sexy Spiderman while attending a festival. There are sparks, some fluff and snark. B & E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete