Stuff about me!

Name: SuperPaige!

Age: 21

Eye color: Blue-green.

Hair color: Dark brown, like my brothers and dad.

Height: 5 foot 7

Weight (currently): 150 lbs.

Country/State: America, Pennsylvania

Personality: Strange, outgoing, dark humor, sadistic, silly, Athiest

Obsessions: DBZ, Hellsing, Soul Eater, music, writing stories (fiction/fanfiction), Stephen King...

Colors: Blue and green, color of our planet :D

Music: Heavy metal, classic rock, and SOME country (not enough to call a fan)

Bands: Disturbed, Metallica, Creed, Guns 'n' Roses, Disturbed, Staind, Ozzy Osbourne, Pink Floyd, REO Speedwagon, Buckcherry, Stone Sour, Flogging Molly, Twisted Sister, Eagles, Alan Parson's Project, Rob Zombie, Foreigner, Aerosmith...etc. etc. etc.

Current Song: "Lean On Me" by Bill Withers

Friends: FanficMogul, Jessica, Christina, Tim, Joe, and Skippy

Job: Unemployed

Blood Type: A Negative (The Red Cross LOVES me and my blood :D)

Motto: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." - Benjamin Franklin

UPDATES

December 26- Joined website (Thanks to PixelGoddess) and submitted Vegeta's First Christmas. (Finished)

January 11- Became friends with FanficMogul (sestra)

February 12- Published Breakdown (finished)

February 13- Published Vegeta's Memoirs (finished)

March 15- Published Unbroken (finished)

April 12- Published In Disguise (finished)

April 19- Published Prince Charming (finished)

May 18- Updated profile

May 26- Math finals today!!!! Hurrah!! (6 and a half days left of school!!) Updated Prince Charming. Jammed out to Disturbed. "People can no longer cover their eyes! If this disturbs, then walk away!"

June 1- Finished Math and English finals! YES!! Three and a half days of school left!!!! I think I have Spanish finals today. Booo!

June 3- Pretty much a free day in school, since finals are all done. Today is my last full day of school! And checked out a sweet BMX show (live)

June 7- Published Only So Many Words (finished, one-shot)

August 30- First day of School! Senior Year!!!!

December 15- Published Bad Joke and Daddy's Little Girl. (Thanks for all your great reviews!)

December 4, 2012- Is it true? Is that crazy bitch back? Oh my, it is! I have currently lost my job and will be having some free time on my hand. Don't know how thing will go via Vegeta's Memoir, I haven't thought about that in ages! I had actually forgotten all about it _' But expect a short Christmas story, some silly stories, and what else I can think of. I just hope I have some fans left after all this time!

Credits

Thanks to: Me for creative mind and outspoken ways, Mom for giving birth to me, Dad for forcing me to realize not everyone can be trusted, Howie for being a real father and being a provider, brothers for their love, companionship, and teaching me how to ride a bike, Ashley for being my cousin and my friend, Jessica for being my awesome friend and for creating Park Central with me, Sam for teaching me how to laugh at myself and that's it's okay to bitch as long as you have a just cause, Ankita for giving your criticism, your support, and the sisterhood I always longed for, America for being the home of the free, the home of the brave, and the Home of the Whopper

Favorite Quotes From Shows

"If I'm a child, then you know what that makes you? A pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'll stand here and be lectured by a pervert." Family Guy, Peter Griffin.

"Oh Mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint: It's in my diaper, and it's not a toaster." Family Guy, Stewie Griffin.

"I wonder...does a machine like yourself experience fear?" DBZ, Vegeta

"I really can't think of any favorite words I have, but I can name a million foods I like!" DBZ, Son Goku.

"Okay, Mr. Griffin. Finish this sentence: Home of the free and the home of the 'blank'..."Home of the Whopper?" Family Guy, Peter Griffin.

"Remember, licking doorknobs on different planets is considered illegal." Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob.

"Patrick, don't you have somewhere else to be stupid?" "Not until four." Spongebob Squarepants, Sandy Cheeks and Patrick Starr

"Be careful Brian, not all dogs go to heaven." Family Guy, Stewie Griffin.

"Now back to 'Slow Children, Fast Animals". Family Guy.

Favorite Quotes From Songs

"Drones since the dawn of time, compelled to live your sheltered lives. Not once has anyone ever seen such a pure hypocrisy. I'll instigate, I'll free your mind, I'll show what I've know all this time: God hates us all..." Slayer, Disciple.

"Hello my friend, we meet again, it's been awhile, where should we begin? Feels like forever. Within my heart of memories, a perfect love that you gave to me. Ooooh, I remember..." Creed, My Sacrifice

"They're off to find the hero of the day, but what if they should fall someone's wicked way? Still the window burns, time still slowly turns, somewhere there is sighing. Keepers of the flame, do you feel your names, can't you hear your baby's crying?" Metallica, Hero of the Day.

"I've paid my dues, time after time. I've done my sentence, but commited no crime. And bad mistake, I've made of few. I've had my share of sand kicked in my face, but I've come through." Queen, We Are The Champions.

"What am I supposed to hide now? What am I supposed to do? Did you really think I wouldn't see this through? Tell me I'm a part of history, tell me I could have it all? I'm still too tired to care and I gotta go..." Stone Sour, Zzyzx Rd.

COPY AND PASTE THINGIES

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you enjoy the sweetie-sweetieness of life, copy this on your profile!

If you have the largest sweet-tooth in your family, copy and paste this!!

If you have a bestest best friend in the world, copy and paste this, then add their names after. Sestra (FanficMogul -)

Perfection is nothing but glamorous mistakes. If you believe this to be true, copy and paste it :

If you think war is over-rated, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe that God has given up on us, copy and paste this.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the person who is called a lesbian because I so strongly believe in equal rights for all

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

BAD PREJUDICES: Bold applies to me!

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I’m BISEXUAL so I must be looking for attention (or I’m a slut)

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

Things I find Ironic, Amusing, or Annoying

Geez Louis, who are you, and why do we exclaim your name when we're surprised?

Ever notice that Twinkle Little Star and the Alphabet song have the same exact tune? Same with London Bridge and Mary had a little lamb.

If Jimmy cracked corn and no one care, why did they write a song about it?

The Fifteenth Amendment was established February 3, 1870. prohibits each government in the United States from denying a citizen the right to vote based on that citizen's "race, color, or previous condition of servitude" EXCEPT for Native Americans, the first settlers in America.

Kurt Cobane went Ka-bang! when he offed himself with a shotgun blast to the face. Cobane= Ka-bang? (that's just me and my dark sense of humor)

Things I believe in: Trust, Love, Ghosts (Poltergeist, Demons, Angels), Pride in your work, the American spirit, freedom of religion, freedom of speech, swearing, the right to bare arms, friendship, Big Foot, Abominable Snowman, Lochness Monster, Democrats, Liberals, gay marriage, peace, America minding its own business.

Things I don't believe in: Conformity of church and marriage, all-up-in-your-face-religion, any kind of God, homophobia, the ban of Huckleberry Fin just because it has the word, 'nigger' in it, the FCC (censorship), racism/prejudices, people who get offended by swear words (seriously, people?), too-serious-too-uptight people who lack a sense of humor and decide to take out their bitter hatred out on the world.