Calanteli
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Joined 12-05-09, id: 2168674, Profile Updated: 09-10-12
Author has written 3 stories for Witcher/Wiedźmin, Andrzej Sapkowski, Lord of the Rings, and Dragon Age.

Calanteli is the name of the half-elf ranger I created to play Neverwinter Nights. In the interlude between NWN and NWN2, I started a story featuring Calanteli. Since it is not a fanfic (it's based in a world of my own creation), I cannot upload it here. But if you are interested, it can be found here on my Homepage. Chapter 7 is in progress though I have taken a break from that story and I am currently working on my first fanfics based on Dragon Age: Origins. However, I am considering reviving Calanteli in a Hordes of the Underdark fic, but this has yet to be finalised. Additionally, I am working on a pirate-adventure story, written from a first person perspective, which I am deliberating about whether it should be a POTC fanfic, so updates on that coming soon.

I have been writing since Middle School in order to vent my creativity (which tends to arise not when I need it, but when I want to escape doing school work). I tend to concentrate mainly on fantasy, though I have written a couple of pseudo-romance shorts as well. I have found, looking over my work, that my stories tend to focus on the exploration of personal development and male-female relationships and interactions. This is the first time that I have decided to make my work available to a wider audience (until now my writing has only been seen by a select few), so I am interested in constructive criticism and comments!

PS - I have a habit of starting stories and then getting stuck (during which time I start new stories), so don't worry if I do not update a work for a while. I always mean to, but sometimes creativity just doesn't flow... :(

My Stories

Feylin's Story - I admit this is only a working title because I have thus far been unable to come up with something more imaginative. I started playing Dragon Age: Origins last summer, and also wrote a short fan fiction based on the beginning. I was not really going to submit it, but then I was like 'Heck, why not?' Originally this story is only intended to cover the events of the 'Origins' part of the game and not go into the main story-line. However, the project proved to be too much fun to give up, so I have decided to jump into the main storyline as well.

Making of a Witcher - Prequel to 'Demons of Perdition', focusing on Marken's childhood and how he became a witcher. Started writing this when I realised that there is way more to Marken's back-story than I could cover in a single chapter of flashbacks. May also get deleted, depending on how 'Demons of Perdition' progresses.

Adventures in Fantasyland - What happens when two unsuspecting Tourists get stuck in Fantasyland? A humorous fanfic/parody based on Dianna Wynne Jones' A Tough Guide to Fantasyland. The book is mandatory reading for anyone who reads or writes fantasy and also because it is hilariously funny! Co-written by Llandaryn, LuckyShadows and me, which can be found on Llandaryn's page, or under my favourite stories.

Lord of the Rings: The Abridged Script - This started off as one of my brother's school projects and is now being expanded to encompass the entire trilogy. Product of many sources of inspiration and the way too active imaginations of my brother, sister and I.

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The Very Secret NWN2 Diaries by Llandaryn reviews
Several years ago, myself and a couple of good folks collaborated on the Bioware forums on this piece of work. A parody of The Very Secret LOTR Diaries by Cassandra Claire. Credit given where due in the fic.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,814 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/9/2010
Monty Python's 'Two Towers' by Morthoron reviews
Appalling sequel to Monty Python's 'Fellowship of the Ring', disgusting successor to Monty Python's 'The Hobbit', and nearly as famous as Monty Python's 'Not Appearing as a Fan-Fiction Story'. Winner of the coveted 'Necrotic Albatross' Lesion of Honor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,003 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Companions by Llandaryn reviews
Just who are the companions of Knight-Captain Kail Farlong? Where were they born? What events shaped their pasts? And just how, exactly, did they end up helping a neurotic bard to save the Sword Coast from the legacy of Ancient Illefarn?
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,395 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009
Adventures in Fantasyland by Llandaryn reviews
Fantasyland. A place of magic, war, lost heirs and dark lords. What happens when two young Tourists are thrust into the Fantasy Tour against their will? Co-written by Calanteli, LuckyShadows and Llandaryn.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,055 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010
Kail's Story by Llandaryn reviews
Kail Farlong is misunderstood bard. All she wants is the freedom to live her life as she pleases. But an attack on her home village shows that somebody else may have other plans for her. Sinister plans.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 108 - Words: 590,033 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Monty Python's 'Fellowship of the Ring' by Morthoron reviews
The stunning sequel to Monty Python's The Hobbit. Follow the frenetic folly as the fumbling Frodo is foisted on the fractious Fellowship for a frolicking flit through Middle-earth. Nominated for the 2010 MEFA's in the Tax & Accountancy category.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,384 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Frodo B. - Complete
How Bishop Stole Christmas by Margery Meanwell reviews
A rewrite of 'The Night before Christmas', following our beloved bad-boy ranger as he sets out to spoil the holidays for the blissfully unwary inhabitants of Crossroad Keep.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
Fortune by LockNRoll reviews
NWN2 OC She's too young to be a leader, a Captain what's next, a Knight? But fate leaves little choice in the matter, as the shardbearer discovers when she's thrown into a world nothing could have prepared her for. Dead until further notice
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 212,423 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Kalach-Cha/Knight Captain, Casavir
Consequences: A Witcher Short by WabbitTwaks reviews
A friend is in trouble and it's up to Geralt to get him out of it.
Witcher/Wiedźmin, Andrzej Sapkowski - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009
The Big Five Zero Zero by Sisanae reviews
Hundreds of candles, stalker dwarves and a mysterious visitor...just what IS going on at Crossroad Keep?
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Hero's Song by Avariel600 reviews
Harper isn't exactly hero material. She's a bard, a good one, and has spent most of her life blandishing tales. But when her village is attacked and she is sent down a track of danger and adventure, she realizes the songs might not have covered it all.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,741 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
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Feylin's Story reviews
A spirited Dalish elf gets more than she bargained for when she drags her best friend into a mysterious cave. Forced to become a Grey Warden, she must learn to navigate the treacherous world of Thedas if she is to survive the coming Blight.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,409 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 11/7/2010
The Lord of the Rings: The Abridged Script reviews
Because not everyone has time to read the books or watch the movies...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
The Making of a Witcher reviews
Marken did not have it easy. But when he is chosen to become a witcher, he truly learns the meaning of a difficult life. Featuring Vesimir, Geralt and other witchers from Kaer Morhen. R&R much appreciated!
Witcher/Wiedźmin, Andrzej Sapkowski - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010